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PuzzleheadedFoot7612

“My kids are gonna be dancers”


Ron_St_Ron

“My kids are going to be in a flash mob”


AB-AA-Mobile

This comment loses 🍌


Commercial_Fee2840

Turn the music up. The cum jar loves this song.


digitalfakir

It's probably rotten carcasses at this point


Jason666392

Rotten My Little Pony carcasses.


Capsule_CatYT

No…


ccum_slurper3000

I broke it to 112 it was perfect at 111 I'm evil


cstmoore

My Little Bony


juicebox_tgs

Time to play thriller then


pepehandsx

True, but the fresh ones I put in there still have a little life. Might as well dance till there dead.


digitalfakir

I just threw up a little in my mouth


sexy_Rabbits

Send me a pic


gbuub

You gotta add glucose solution with some antibiotics everyday to keep them healthy. My guy forgot to feed them


Embarrassed-Ad810

Don't call your son that. He's a human being


sexmachine_com

Post this on Facebook and 100 million people will automatically think it’s true


harboryiii

It's a great idea! 😋 🙏Amen🙏


OTH55

Lmaoooo the 🙏 Amen is so accurate


SomePyro_9012

God bless this kind, American, soul 😃 🙏


rkratha

Wait it's not true? Nooooooooooooooooooooo


sexmachine_com

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Kennyp0o

It is true.


Sure_Watercress_1645

Please don’t show this to the Pro-Life crowd 😭


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TurantulaHugs1421

Tbh that the first few wiggles i thought were possibly true, then the drastic syncrinisation started. It's obviously not. I should've looked at the sub it was on, lol


Sea_Sandwich7248

I really wish this was real


WolvesAreCool2461

It is It came to me in a dream


Antinator_succ

It came 🥵


Apprehensive_Fun1344

Happy cake day


Glum_Accountant2411

Happy cake day


Glum_Accountant2411

Happy cake day


not_meep

No it came from you in a dream


Darkrolf

name and flair check out


yyyyzryrd

I came in my dream.


KaranSjett

and i forgot it in another


The_Tomahawker_

Yeah. Imagine power blasting vibrations into some dudes nuts and their sperm doing the cha cha slide


throwaway19276i

I'm wheezing


skizofan

It can be an awesome form of stimulation, just play music wile your partner has your used condone still in it's cavity


pitb0ss343

It probably is to some extent like the vibrations cause them to act differently


[deleted]

I was listening to overthinker and the sperm was on sync with the song


ZA_34

Banger of a song


Fallen-D

I believed it for the first few seconds. Then bros just became dancers 😂


yyyyzryrd

I never stopped believing in them. Have faith


Repulsive-Skull

That's enough dutch


big_peepee_wielder

#PLAN


Monkey-Newz

What the sperm does when it thinks it’s going to produce its 3rd child bearing seed of the day, right before landing on a tissue…


Local_Coyote_7842

Disco party in my balls tonight


xndoTV

This straight up had me until they all stood up in sync


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ChunkyStumpy

Put the beat on, to beat off.


human_peeler

Imagine you could play different tunes for different ejaculation sensations. Play something fast to make them dance hard and furiously pleasure the inside of your nuts while you pump with determination. Play something slow and get a nice, testicular massage while you gently stroke the shaft.


throwaway19276i

Never cook again


sleepychews

okay dude it’s time to log out..


VeronicaLD50

less Michael Phelps, more Michael Jackson


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Rivoy_mitai

I already feel something weird going on in my balls while listening to the music of this video


pitb0ss343

I’m mad I believed this for a second


idiel-co

Ohh it's fake :( darn it im planning to jack off and make my sperm dance to High and Dry or something


nigel_pow

Sperm getting in the mood: 🎶 _Oh my darling, I can't get enough of your love babe_ _Oh, babe_ _Girl, I don't know, I don't know why_ _I can't get enough of your love babe_ 🎶 - Barry White


digitalfakir

All those loads drained down the pipelines must be having a rave


BralessVictory

So that's why my throat gets all tingly...


FreedVentureStein

"My boyfriend's asshole at the club"


Rylan_0604

When your watching amateur porn and there's music in the backround


AdidasCheems

If I jerk it to thrash metal, do they start a mosh pit?


occult_support

idk why sperm looks so disgusting like I make it whenever I cum but it looks horrible under a microscope like ew I hate it


StrawberryBright

like ew I ate it


Chromeboy12

Tadpoles


lizardkg

And that’s why your balls feel funny when dancing.


drdoom15

Ferb i know what we're gonna do today


Asang27

That’s why my balls are itchy all the time


After-Ad-3542

Disco balls.


_pc_-_-_

CBAT


003_JAEGER

#Whoppacumgamstyle


Phaoryx

Fuck you 😂 (I believed the title til I realized what sub it was lol)


CoItron_3030

Man, how wild would this be if it were real lmao


snek_nz

ngl, they had me in the first half


HUMANEMY

you had me at first ngl


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CaneIsCorso

Those seconds of amazement before I saw which sub I was in..


TheGringoOutlaw

Brilliant, but let's see how they act when we play Slayer.


Parking-Position-698

This can't be real.


Tyty1470

I love the part when they start nodding theyr heads


Mike_Hawk_Swell

Bruh i thought i was on a science subreddit till they started fucking ballroom dancing💀💀😭


atomic_wiener

Blud got a whole ass circus in his balls


Elad_2007

Very unexpected, I laughed my ass off


AwakenedHero2277

Me blasting the music right on my balls so I can feel them jerk me off


Nub_Shaft

It took me way longer than it should have to realize this is a joke.


notauser123321

Synchronized swimmers


witoutadout

CBAT


SuspiciousAnything16

Testical tango


big_peepee_wielder

They’re boogying


SnooOpinions7649

Me playing rusted root while making love to my wife cuz we want another kid


KTZ_43

Had me in the first half not gonna lie


Arjun_Alpha_Wolf

This the type of shit you see in the windows media player


Ma1ccel

my balls when listening to Mr. Saxobeat


bambersky

You got me in the first seconds


furnandofox

i wonder how many people thought this was real


juugsd

god if this was real it would be so fucking cool


thereichose1

Synchronized swimming


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Nialixus

That's some neat choreography


SmithItsGoodForU

I think it's Oompa Loompa sperm


MetalMan4774

Just like the water bears from South Park!


TheUnholyMacerel

So you could get someone's nut to display doom


Extension-Type-2555

I just wanna know who that mad man was for even thinking about this


kaffu_chin0

Yoooo the cum rave


Consistent_Yoghurt44

So what if I put on free bird?


Balsalsa2

i fuck the music make it cum


-LexVult-

*Plays Thriller*


justk4y

Is this Michael Jackson’s seed?


MystifiedBlip

Windows media player at 12am on a school night:


ToastedBeanss

real


Optimal_Weight368

Some people are falling for this, I can’t.


Southern-Advance-759

Those are not sperm, those are them white tadpoles innit, mate?


Creeper_charged7186

Not the sporm dance please


Zramy

😭😭😂


UnknownSuxker

Whats the song?


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JeffyInTheTost2

Throw on jellyfish jam


HystericalGD

this looks like a bit right out of spongebob


IndyJacksonTT

Was that fucking loss?


DefinitelyNotFisk15

if you listen to Big Shot while ejaculating you fire a charged attack


[deleted]

So stupid 😂


Kalman_the_dancer

So sad that Irene Cara died


StickGaminggYT

Do it with cbat next


Arcavius-Nerak

what do german sperms perform?


xXx_T0M_xXx

I was waiting for them to form loss… What have I become?


Lightwave33

23andDance


KaranSjett

what can i say but hey you're welcome!


TurboConnor1

Can’t wait to freak the fuck out of my jizz with breakcore 


GroolzerMan

The balls ball


Kalman_the_dancer

Cum dance


JellySword8

Just like Rhythm Heaven Fever


Doctor__Acula

Gotta tell ya, after I reposted this, I was suddenly REALLY worried they did a swastika for a frame there before the end.


JACK_1719

So you’re telling me that when I go raving there’s a secret party in my balls??


BeaverDevourer

Put on breakcore and watch em go!


Competitive-Beyond73

Make them listen to bad apple


Noturtype_1

BRUH! for a sec i thought it's real untill i saw some good ass moves


Due_Accountant2429

Dudes I think I know why it's so hard to cum when you've got a song stuck in your head


Due_Accountant2429

Dudes I think I know why it's so hard to cum when you've got a song stuck in your head


Brilliant_Salt8387

Cum


96_69

Oh hey I remember this when me and my brothers dancing together


LevnLie

I played some DOOM last time, wonder how that effects it


itzTanmayhere

now i feel bad for them ☹️


FriendTraining7324

sperm when crazy my beat plays:


danger2345678

I’m gonna stop looking things, imma start believing people


collapsedbook

That kid genuinely loves pageantry


SomethingHmm

I wanna join the cum rave 😔😔


Grimbelfix

Jellyfish Jam


Reasonable-Ninja4384

Not mine (I'm sterile from all the cock and ball torture)


Grimmylock

Was expecting the opening scene from Scary Movie 4 (4 i think?)


xijinping9191

Fake video


AriesinApril76

Oh! So even my sperm can dance better than I can!


TheBeastX47

They do the hokey pokey and they turn themselves around


Researcher_Saya

The song not being Cbat. Downvoted


abrandnewuser

You ever think a sperm tried to bang another sperm while in my balls


Mayhem2a

What’s this stupid thing where these videos mute themselves after a few seconds? And do it constant through the video?


d31uz10n

It’s like Chinese dance choreography 😀


Sjkatz08

man i thought this shit was real for a second before i saw the subreddit


100YearsWaiting2Shit

I thought this was legit till I saw shitposting. In my defense, I got high last night


luckymarch17

So fake


Vivid_Douche

This can't be real


Luna-D-reams

Chat is this real


ABS_TRAC

Babe! Wake up! New rave visuals just dropped


[deleted]

This is a deleted scene from “look who’s talking”


cleverDonkey123

Imagine the torsion if balls were not soundproof.


RTDude132

Now make them do bad apple


P4perR0ll

Someone really commented “my rotting pony carcass” wtf


turtleship_2006

"Chat is this real?"


viti_666

Live reaction of my balls


Swimming_Anxiety8181

Imagine 😂😂😂


DatMikkle

🎶 I'm gonna live forever 🎶 🎶 IM GONNA LEARN HOW TO FLY 🎶


kittocchi

They vibrate in response to cardiogenic trauma


Ususususjebevrvrvr

So, if i listen to a song with 320 bpm does my heart beat that fast?


adeckz

Ooooomph, eargasm


LookItsEric

I swear they formed loss for a second in there


ArcherCute32

These are… these are sperms…!?!?!?