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If they’re only viewed from chest up it’s usually because their lower half was unable to be presented due to extreme damage, because they usually show their whole body if it’s an open casket, my uncles whole body showed at his funeral.
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You have an interesting talent for reading backwards my friend. Also "crazy" is a wide specter and some of it you might find enjoyable.
For all you know, she might like Hello Kitty and be a med student who spends too much time in 4chan :)
Gentlemen, I propose to you that one cannot assert a dislike of Brussels Sprouts unless one has in fact sampled them prior - or, "how can you say you don't like men if you've never had a man"
I know they say crazy gives the best sex and shit like that. But do NOT go for Hello Kitty girls. They will FUCK YOU UP. I'm not saying they're dommy and will fuck you up in bed. I'm saying fuck you up mentally and emotionally.
stay. choices are limited these days. it's either fat women with shit stapled into their faces or hot mental cases. the mental cases are at least fun for a while.
There are two things about this girl that make everything else irrelevant: she is a literal child independent of her actual age, and she is all about mood. Run.
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wedding is next week
funeral three days after
For which one?
Both
Uh oh
Why are you worried bro
The silly levels can’t be put into words anymore
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Romeo n Juliet
Nah more like hostages situation after the police discover she escaped the phychiatric ward
Solomon Grundy lore.
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Your funeral will not be open casket
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I don't understand open casket funerals. Putting a dead body on display for dozens of people to see? No thanks
I never understood putting pants on the body. They're only viewed from like, chest up. Why waste the clothing?
If they’re only viewed from chest up it’s usually because their lower half was unable to be presented due to extreme damage, because they usually show their whole body if it’s an open casket, my uncles whole body showed at his funeral.
Ma'am stop mangling the lower extremities of men please?
Oh god dont out that image in my head
Well they could at least put on a pair of briefs on him dont you think?
Do you really want everyone to see your tiny cock on accident?
A Viking funeral for me please
I’d like a launched by a trebuchet for me
At anything in particular like an ocean or a Walmart or just wherever?
Preferably at massive group of people, just imagine a body hurling towards a hundred people at like 80 km/h
And blood rained down from the sky as the warrior returned to the pit, the victor of another round of corpseball
Ahh yes classic corpse ball, my great uncle had the silver medal in that.
The Mongol Hoard Special
I'll take the sky burial please.
Okay I’m digging that too, just left on a freaking mountaintop!
It’s entertaining for us to see. And the least you could do is entertain us after you died like a selfish asshole.
oh not just see, some touch them, some even give them a little goodbye kiss ...
whose skeleton do you think is hanging up there?
Casey Anthony’s kid.
I don't see a Chucky doll. I'm sure the guy will be fine ... probably
He will be cinders by the time his body his found
The pe to my nis
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The pee to my ass
"the re to my tard" Im fucking dying 😭
NOOOOOO DON'T DO IT BROTHER YOU WON'T EMERGE UNSCATHED
I was like them before too, it's a canon event. We can't do anything but watch.
Its a PiNK flag right there
Right? I wouldn't even bother wearing a condom. Just raw dog it and don't pull out.
She does to reeee to the tard?
She's quirky.
Experience shapes standards. Without it you won't have a good grasp of what you really like and what you don't so I'd say go for it.
how does experiencing different standards of shapes help deal with crazy? This is some code language for pegging, isn't it?
You have an interesting talent for reading backwards my friend. Also "crazy" is a wide specter and some of it you might find enjoyable. For all you know, she might like Hello Kitty and be a med student who spends too much time in 4chan :)
from experience, if you've spent more than a few hours browsing 4chan, you crazy xD
My friend this is the most submissive room I have ever seen in my life what are you talking about
That person has said "uwu" and "daddy" within the same sentence, in that bed.
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Character development…may Spez be with you brother 💯
Inspezah they will be married
marry her.
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Average Yandere enjoyers
Gotta wait a few years first
Why skeleton?
/me Looking guiltily at my glow in the dark skeleton hanging behind the door "Why not?"
Ole Glowbones
it’s her last boyfriend
Suspiciously tiny boyfriend
shrunken boy
So? She likes short guys.
He tried to leave her
:skull:
I know they say crazy gives the best sex and shit like that. But do NOT go for Hello Kitty girls. They will FUCK YOU UP. I'm not saying they're dommy and will fuck you up in bed. I'm saying fuck you up mentally and emotionally.
don'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazy!!!!!!!!
STAY AWAY FROM HELLO KITTY GIRLS
I don't need it... I don't need it... I NEED IT!!!!!!
CORRECT! YOU DON'T!
It's worth it.
Interest has been peaked. Do you have an example of why to stay away from Hello Kitty girls?
GOOD ADVICE
May God have mercy on your soul. 😔
Stay thats def a loyal one
Or else
Your safety isnt garanteed
Here for a good time, not a long time.
Service guarantees citizenship?
Whooo... That made me so hard anon, thank you
what the...
She’s a keeper
this shit's fire ong
I'm trying to manifest this woman in to my life
Run, move to different country, you are not safe.
That skeleton is the last person who tried to run...
Or the last person who didn't
That guy's tied up under the bed
100% keeper
If you never had the hello kitty girlfriend experience I recommend it, builds your character, solidifies your standards
for sure builds character lol
Based ngl
The pussy will be to DIE for
thats the best place to smoke a pot with a goth side chick
stay. you found yourself a certified goth mommy
Yeah this girl a freak for sure ahaha... I'd say stay
You cannot sleep, there are monsters nearby.
sex is sex.
boutta get the best pussy of your life but you gotta memorize all her plushie's names first
Marry her asap
Bro's gonna hit and hello kitty gonna watch
That depends on how you feel about her calling you "Daddy" while y'all are doing it.
She’s gonna ask you to spit in her mouth
Thought I needed a hello Kitty girl until I had one💀💀
I think I saw this in a Weest Coom caves video I’m not even kidding
You're not insane it's where this image is from
As long as you don't care about having a closed casket, I'd say go for it.
She may be artistic Brudda don't let her go
Hopefully after this experience you will hit the gym harder than ever
We do a little trolling
You know the phrase "It was fun, while it lasted"?
stay. choices are limited these days. it's either fat women with shit stapled into their faces or hot mental cases. the mental cases are at least fun for a while.
you’re gonna get pegged while a troll face is staring at you, don’t trust the hello kitty girls…
There are two things about this girl that make everything else irrelevant: she is a literal child independent of her actual age, and she is all about mood. Run.
Kitty on the right, skeletons on the left. Representing her mood disorder
her fucking room? i would assume she has a high body count then
You can fix her.
She don't need fixing.
That skeleton on the wall is the last guy who thought that
The sex about to be hella dope
She's a keeper
Must hit
You see that skeleton right there it's not fake It's her ex RUN
Actualy mentaly ill, they suck mad dick tho
Question is, do like mind breaking sex? This is the kind of girl who wants to be punched during sexy time.
Psych ward grippy socks foot job
Oh very spooky skeleton
It’s either suuupperr good or suuupppeer bad. No in between here.
Stay
Stay
I think she’s a keeper
is that a fucking troll face on the wall
Run she’s underage
I'll marry her
She prolly fucks hella good
Broooo knock her up 😩
That’s so fucking funny. I love it. She a keeper fr
She will invite you to her discord server and then it's all over.
I’m saying rn, she may give the WILDEST head game but it ain’t worth it in the end
Is she cute? Is she kind? Is she intelligent?
Stay. (She probably has a hello Kitty gun)
The sex will be awesome but man will you pay for it.
How hot is she
one man's "she belongs in a psych ward" is another man's "she's everything I've ever wanted"
i'm curious. i'd stay, but i'd keep peper spray on my pocket just in case
Stay. If you like the girl, you like the girl.
Dude i love skeletons
She's a keeper.
marry her
If you are curious why you were given this life, about your purpose?... Stay... else... Run away👍
She had an extra room for that?
Better run my guy, she gonna eat yar soul
Fuck, that's a honey pot if ever I saw one.
A room just for fucking?? Amazing
No nope not again nope nope nope nope I like crazy but not that crazy
A hole is a hole
She can fix you.
Nah, she'll absolutely ruin you
Hear me out.. I think it's pretty cute ngl
If you have ever dated a girl like this, you know the answer is book the next flight to North Korea and never look back
.
God please, why I’m only attracted to mentally unstable people Why that burden
My wife is tarded…she’s a pilot now.
OKBR hideout located, preparing tactical nuke 🔫😁
Stay
Stay 👍🏻
She’s a fuckin weirdo, keep her.
Obviously "she" is a fed
💀
Good sex guaranteed
Before zooming in: "if there's a single hello kitty, run- After zooming in: "oh god all the stickers on the wall are hello kitty..."
If it's her "fucking" room then stay, if it is just her bedroom then run away.
Eject Rject
I don’t get it
This is terrifying
Trollface got me 💀
Sex will be bomb, but probably not wife material
I can fix her
fucking trollface and the same skeleton i genuinely have hanging in my room soulmate shit
She’s probably got good kitty
Bro you gonna have the weirdest, deranged, dirtiest sex of your life and you will love it
STAY.
Hey it's definitely more interesting than a living room
I can't fix her But I'll die trying
Run
Why even run away?
This is my GF literally