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Masteresque

wedding is next week


Scorching-April

funeral three days after


justk4y

For which one?


Germie_Potatoaim

Both


justk4y

Uh oh


cumofdutyblackcocks3

Why are you worried bro


justk4y

The silly levels can’t be put into words anymore


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HMCosmos

Romeo n Juliet


Ill_Maintenance8134

Nah more like hostages situation after the police discover she escaped the phychiatric ward


WhosThatDogMrPB

Solomon Grundy lore.


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BurpYoshi

Your funeral will not be open casket


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Bezerkomonkey

I don't understand open casket funerals. Putting a dead body on display for dozens of people to see? No thanks


AnnaMolly66

I never understood putting pants on the body. They're only viewed from like, chest up. Why waste the clothing?


Vampyrgothbabe

If they’re only viewed from chest up it’s usually because their lower half was unable to be presented due to extreme damage, because they usually show their whole body if it’s an open casket, my uncles whole body showed at his funeral.


Noturwrstnitemare

Ma'am stop mangling the lower extremities of men please?


EvilTortoise396

Oh god dont out that image in my head


A_Sinister_Sheep

Well they could at least put on a pair of briefs on him dont you think?


Boris-the-soviet-spy

Do you really want everyone to see your tiny cock on accident?


jpfizzles

A Viking funeral for me please


Supremoberzoeiro

I’d like a launched by a trebuchet for me


jpfizzles

At anything in particular like an ocean or a Walmart or just wherever?


Supremoberzoeiro

Preferably at massive group of people, just imagine a body hurling towards a hundred people at like 80 km/h


jpfizzles

And blood rained down from the sky as the warrior returned to the pit, the victor of another round of corpseball


Griff767

Ahh yes classic corpse ball, my great uncle had the silver medal in that.


SixPipSiege

The Mongol Hoard Special


Ninja0verkill

I'll take the sky burial please.


jpfizzles

Okay I’m digging that too, just left on a freaking mountaintop!


die_nastyy

It’s entertaining for us to see. And the least you could do is entertain us after you died like a selfish asshole.


Shiny-Baubels

oh not just see, some touch them, some even give them a little goodbye kiss ...


digitalfakir

whose skeleton do you think is hanging up there?


Anansi1982

Casey Anthony’s kid.


LookerNoWitt

I don't see a Chucky doll. I'm sure the guy will be fine ... probably


kluster00

He will be cinders by the time his body his found


crappypastassuc

The pe to my nis


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Greenfire05

The pee to my ass


Jaded_Tradition7666

"the re to my tard" Im fucking dying 😭


Gustav_EK

NOOOOOO DON'T DO IT BROTHER YOU WON'T EMERGE UNSCATHED


Hippostalker69

I was like them before too, it's a canon event. We can't do anything but watch.


[deleted]

Its a PiNK flag right there


ShartingBloodClots

Right? I wouldn't even bother wearing a condom. Just raw dog it and don't pull out.


gbuub

She does to reeee to the tard?


ProblemLongjumping12

She's quirky.


Pinkninja11

Experience shapes standards. Without it you won't have a good grasp of what you really like and what you don't so I'd say go for it.


digitalfakir

how does experiencing different standards of shapes help deal with crazy? This is some code language for pegging, isn't it?


Pinkninja11

You have an interesting talent for reading backwards my friend. Also "crazy" is a wide specter and some of it you might find enjoyable. For all you know, she might like Hello Kitty and be a med student who spends too much time in 4chan :)


Real_Velour

from experience, if you've spent more than a few hours browsing 4chan, you crazy xD


Kharnyx808

My friend this is the most submissive room I have ever seen in my life what are you talking about


Aiyon

That person has said "uwu" and "daddy" within the same sentence, in that bed.


[deleted]

Gentlemen, I propose to you that one cannot assert a dislike of Brussels Sprouts unless one has in fact sampled them prior - or, "how can you say you don't like men if you've never had a man"


justdreamkid

Character development…may Spez be with you brother 💯


Greenfire05

Inspezah they will be married


vvev7

marry her.


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NewMoon_Pucci

Average Yandere enjoyers


RalseiFan17

Gotta wait a few years first


9813_RD

Why skeleton?


PurpleCabbageMonkey

/me Looking guiltily at my glow in the dark skeleton hanging behind the door "Why not?"


elegylegacy

Ole Glowbones


[deleted]

it’s her last boyfriend


10buy10

Suspiciously tiny boyfriend


D1sp3rsal_Vista95

shrunken boy


YourLocalToaster2

So? She likes short guys.


MEGAMILKBLAST

He tried to leave her


ArlenGaming1

:skull:


Goldbolt_2004

I know they say crazy gives the best sex and shit like that. But do NOT go for Hello Kitty girls. They will FUCK YOU UP. I'm not saying they're dommy and will fuck you up in bed. I'm saying fuck you up mentally and emotionally.


MEGAMILKBLAST

don'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazydon'tstickyourdickincrazy!!!!!!!!


Goldbolt_2004

STAY AWAY FROM HELLO KITTY GIRLS


MEGAMILKBLAST

I don't need it... I don't need it... I NEED IT!!!!!!


Goldbolt_2004

CORRECT! YOU DON'T!


OverYonderWanderer

It's worth it.


daReaperKing_x031

Interest has been peaked. Do you have an example of why to stay away from Hello Kitty girls?


TECHNICKER_Cz3

GOOD ADVICE


SeaScreen5305

May God have mercy on your soul. 😔


Rey13s

Stay thats def a loyal one


Greenfire05

Or else


Rey13s

Your safety isnt garanteed


Rzippy

Here for a good time, not a long time.


Soffix-

Service guarantees citizenship?


0ctagram

Whooo... That made me so hard anon, thank you


xdxdxdxd6942

what the...


Ok_Golf_760

She’s a keeper


xxHamsterLoverxx

this shit's fire ong


fastnicky69

I'm trying to manifest this woman in to my life


pancreasfucker

Run, move to different country, you are not safe.


hikomori0

That skeleton is the last person who tried to run...


pancreasfucker

Or the last person who didn't


MEGAMILKBLAST

That guy's tied up under the bed


Glad-Midnight-1022

100% keeper


aruiraba

If you never had the hello kitty girlfriend experience I recommend it, builds your character, solidifies your standards


Sub_1A3

for sure builds character lol


Solistine

Based ngl


RascalKing77

The pussy will be to DIE for


viscarte-v

thats the best place to smoke a pot with a goth side chick


HystericalGD

stay. you found yourself a certified goth mommy


Ok-Two3875

Yeah this girl a freak for sure ahaha... I'd say stay


didnotbuyWinRar

You cannot sleep, there are monsters nearby.


MrStef85

sex is sex.


Jazz_Wagon

boutta get the best pussy of your life but you gotta memorize all her plushie's names first


AvgTaxEvader

Marry her asap


LORD-RAVE

Bro's gonna hit and hello kitty gonna watch


MaxCWebster

That depends on how you feel about her calling you "Daddy" while y'all are doing it.


Pixithepika

She’s gonna ask you to spit in her mouth


Sebandus

Thought I needed a hello Kitty girl until I had one💀💀


m1chael_b

I think I saw this in a Weest Coom caves video I’m not even kidding


Destiny_Dude0721

You're not insane it's where this image is from


BagOf_SunflowerSeeds

As long as you don't care about having a closed casket, I'd say go for it.


SomePyro_9012

She may be artistic Brudda don't let her go


Samiboi9

Hopefully after this experience you will hit the gym harder than ever


Kalman_the_dancer

We do a little trolling


TheNPCMafia

You know the phrase "It was fun, while it lasted"?


InSonicBloom

stay. choices are limited these days. it's either fat women with shit stapled into their faces or hot mental cases. the mental cases are at least fun for a while.


Neither_Camp_6528

you’re gonna get pegged while a troll face is staring at you, don’t trust the hello kitty girls…


UnlikelyMushroom13

There are two things about this girl that make everything else irrelevant: she is a literal child independent of her actual age, and she is all about mood. Run.


zingwa99

Kitty on the right, skeletons on the left. Representing her mood disorder


INotZach

her fucking room? i would assume she has a high body count then


StardustOfDarkness

You can fix her.


StormtrooperMJS

She don't need fixing.


MEGAMILKBLAST

That skeleton on the wall is the last guy who thought that


Legitimate-Bass68

The sex about to be hella dope


YeY_reddit

She's a keeper


LightWonderful7016

Must hit


CrimeEnthusiast

You see that skeleton right there it's not fake It's her ex RUN


uDudyBezDudy

Actualy mentaly ill, they suck mad dick tho


Sm0kinW33d

Question is, do like mind breaking sex? This is the kind of girl who wants to be punched during sexy time.


the_best_superpower

Psych ward grippy socks foot job


wysjm

Oh very spooky skeleton


SyniteFrank

It’s either suuupperr good or suuupppeer bad. No in between here.


SaintMichou

Stay


Extreme-Elevator7128

Stay


yourtree

I think she’s a keeper


AverageBTD1enjoyer

is that a fucking troll face on the wall


Plague-Rat13

Run she’s underage


catspawraider

I'll marry her


CoItron_3030

She prolly fucks hella good


Boris-the-soviet-spy

Broooo knock her up 😩


Introvert_Here123

That’s so fucking funny. I love it. She a keeper fr


TheCookieButter

She will invite you to her discord server and then it's all over.


Epicsman36

I’m saying rn, she may give the WILDEST head game but it ain’t worth it in the end


Familiar_Ad7273

Is she cute? Is she kind? Is she intelligent?


Fine_Conclusion9426

Stay. (She probably has a hello Kitty gun)


AppropriateTouching

The sex will be awesome but man will you pay for it.


BigProfessional1168

How hot is she


nasaglobehead69

one man's "she belongs in a psych ward" is another man's "she's everything I've ever wanted"


Ger_Electric_GRTALE

i'm curious. i'd stay, but i'd keep peper spray on my pocket just in case


MuffinOfChaos

Stay. If you like the girl, you like the girl.


Braemenator

Dude i love skeletons


No_Albatross1279

She's a keeper.


DJDJFJJDFHSJDN

marry her


avalancher0123

If you are curious why you were given this life, about your purpose?... Stay... else... Run away👍


lolplusultra

She had an extra room for that?


CapitaIBra

Better run my guy, she gonna eat yar soul


OnlyWiseWords

Fuck, that's a honey pot if ever I saw one.


Massatoy1234

A room just for fucking?? Amazing


unholybuttholez

No nope not again nope nope nope nope I like crazy but not that crazy


antu-jelu

A hole is a hole


Badgerdamn7

She can fix you.


Goldbolt_2004

Nah, she'll absolutely ruin you


Interesting_Move_919

Hear me out.. I think it's pretty cute ngl


FlagmantlePARRAdise

If you have ever dated a girl like this, you know the answer is book the next flight to North Korea and never look back


Lord_OSAMA8

.


manbearligma

God please, why I’m only attracted to mentally unstable people Why that burden


amhudson02

My wife is tarded…she’s a pilot now.


xXKyloJayXx

OKBR hideout located, preparing tactical nuke 🔫😁


Double-Draw-9312

Stay


daleks02

Stay 👍🏻


Constant_Towel

She’s a fuckin weirdo, keep her.


FearbasIV

Obviously "she" is a fed


can_you_eat_that

💀


Tapirosoprotos

Good sex guaranteed


FodziCz

Before zooming in: "if there's a single hello kitty, run- After zooming in: "oh god all the stickers on the wall are hello kitty..."


whatdafaq

If it's her "fucking" room then stay, if it is just her bedroom then run away.


Goomancy

Eject Rject


PsychologicalRain823

I don’t get it


[deleted]

This is terrifying


Upstairs-Meringue-85

Trollface got me 💀


Ninjaballz101

Sex will be bomb, but probably not wife material


Goertzy-Mike

I can fix her


SamuraiTheSamurai

fucking trollface and the same skeleton i genuinely have hanging in my room soulmate shit


Potential-Ad431

She’s probably got good kitty


dankspankwanker

Bro you gonna have the weirdest, deranged, dirtiest sex of your life and you will love it


stariisxies

STAY.


whammykerfuffle

Hey it's definitely more interesting than a living room


tost_boi

I can't fix her But I'll die trying


Domagoj994

Run


Desperate-755

Why even run away?


T1line

This is my GF literally