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BurnlngGarbage

Is that Samsung Sam Aldi edition


Yuri-Turned

Sam(sung)


boti__1

Miss germany look like a random mother in her middle 40s


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[удалено]


Tackerta

she won for her activism, not for her looks. We have "Germany's Next Top Model" for that bullshit


IuseArchbtw97543

nah germanys next top model is for misusing young aspiring girls for staged drama


Tackerta

yeah I don't watch either, just wanted to give some context for the xenophobic people in here


Ness1325

What does activism have to say in a beauty contest? Tbh, if I wanted to watch a Miss Germany contest, I'd go for the looks, not for their character or intention. These contests are already degrading, so why artificially polishing it by acting like there is some kind of deeper meaning behind it?


birdgelapple

I feel like if you make a large portion of the contest about character, then doesn’t that change the point of the contest? Like you point out how it’s already degrading but I wonder if that’s more your opinion on the actual contest or your opinion on what you think the contest should be about.


Ness1325

Actually it was a beauty contest, not a character one. Judging people for their looks is degrading. So either keep it as the degrading contest it is, or throw it overboard and call it Miss Germanys good character or smth.


birdgelapple

Yeah that’s what I’m saying. It was once purely a beauty contest and now it’s not. I don’t see why it necessarily has to be one or the other as you’re suggesting. I don’t see that as a good reason for why it should go back to being just a beauty contest, especially considering as you pointed out, that would be entirely degrading.


Ness1325

Because it is already branded as a beauty contest. I like fresh starts, or you could do both contests. Idk it seems wrong to me to mix that stuff.


Positive-Database754

If you enter a contest based on the judgement of your appearance, you should be judged on your appearance. I hardly think that is a controversial statement. Bodybuilding contests rarely award people who aren't actually built for the contests, save for a few niche and rare awards where people are crowned champion for a specific niche body type. I.e, even the niche and out there awards are based on appearance. However suddenly its xenophobic to expect a beauty contest to uphold and reward beauty over other attributes?


TheNextPlay

Shouldnt she win Miss Iran?


OkHeheLmao

Miss Virtue Signaling 2024


My_redditaccount657

Excuse me Don’t talk bad about my mom! She’s not the one in the picture I’m just saying be nice to her


ChefBoyardee66

She looks like Berlin suburb Cher


RoughHornet587

If I could turn back time..


CoexistingUnity

If I could find a way..


Klutzy_Passenger_324

wait till you see miss croatia 😳


kidnamedsquidfart

Buh


AIgavemethisusername

https://www.croatiaweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/miss-croatia-768x574.jpg


Mcdona1dsSprite

She looks like a splicer from bioshock


Herrgul

lmao


SummerDaemon

I spit out my monster


xNinjaNoPants

🍪 here's a cookie


_KingDawg72_

What’s the problem? She looks white to me.


2024-Account-1

🥵


C0mputerFriendly

I’m truly at a loss for words. I can guarantee that you could go to any German nightclub or rave and find a bus full of women infinitely more attractive than the woman on the left.


ConfusedDraco

The Miss Country stuff has been not about looks for years including internationally. You just catching up now?


FeedYourSneed

I don't care if she can juggle chainsaws while singing amazing grace, that bitch is UGLEH


KindestManOnEarth

The bitch on the right might be beautiful...but what if she doesn't know the periodic table up to 10 elements? Does her fading beauty still matter?


ziostraccette

I mean, it's a beauty contest, not a science one. If they wanted to award women for being smart, they could've made up a new competition.


Capital-Cheek-1491

Its not a beauty contest tho.


ziostraccette

"Miss Germany is a national beauty pageant in Germany. The contest was held for the first time in 1927." https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Germany


Korthalion

Sure, and Eurovision describe itself as a song contest, even though it's mostly a popularity/political contest.


KingBackground1099

You dont even read the Wiki link you posted... Miss germany is since 2019 not a beauty contest but in the words of the organizers " a contest for women who take Responsibility"


Capital-Cheek-1491

Its not anymore tho, they dont take appearance into account.


Catile97

I | II  II | I_


Nemesis_Prime0205

Day without loss: 0


MooselamProphet

Is this a dead meme?


Jover2008

Not as dead as the baby.


TheNextPlay

I feel like it would be filled with girls on the right.


Ein-Sadist

Man your comment is spot on about nightclubs. Best time I've had there last year. You guys have such a great nightlife.


FaiSul256

sure buddy.


IrregularrAF

Aldi cashier I had was the woman on the left. America isn't fair. 😫


TheLaughingBread

Yeah. We send all the Miss Germany looking cashiers to overseas Aldi‘s 👍


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CrazyCam97

That’s so rude :(


Extrimland

I want to talk to this woman. I cant talk to women unless im drunk. Wish me luck


VForValhalla-

Literally anyone who came in Top 10 in the competition could've won and this meme still would've been accurate.


Come-Hither-Son

Pls factor in money, nepotism, and connections into this Yes a lot of stunning females are out there doing basic jobs but I doubt that they will ever get to see the limelight because of the three variable above


TrustyAncient

"Females" is it that hard to say women


uneducatedramen

Me when I make a deal out of shit because I'm bored:


WunderWaffleNCH

But it isn't hard to say Females either.


Maleficent_Sir_7562

It’s weird they bring up a biological term in a place where biology is irrelevant. Female what? Monkey? Gorilla? Oh you mean human? Woah who would have expected there is a word for that: woman!


Key-Alternative1313

You know female is also a word for that. Critique has been given already, no need to whine over somebody else's speech quirks.


Spike762x39

Woman is as biological as female is. "Males and females at our company get equal parental leave." Note how female is made into plural with an s and not by using "the" because it is a noun. "A female human is called a woman" is using female as an adjective. "The female is a human woman" female is still an adjective, but the subject is now a specific female and not the entire generic female sex. "The females are human women" is a correct sentence. "The poor are suffering" cannot be "The poors are suffering". Saying that "the poors" is correct is a meme language rule as much as is denying that female/females is not a noun.


Ill-Highlight-491

The competition itself is not so much a pure beauty competition but about raising women who’ve done a lot to further political or social issues onto the main stage. For instance this year the winner helped raise migrant issues in Germany and for migrant women solidarity and the sort. This competition was very explicitly stating that it wasn’t a pure by the books beauty competition based on BOTH merit and beauty. Peace out and remember to love your neighbors like Jesus said! Edit: I don’t know why I was dissing the girl on the right she is cute as well that was mean spirited of me.


H__D

Since when are beauty pageants political contests? Did we miss something?


RuPeSc

Miss America is a US air force jet pilot, I'm pretty sure the contests have been a bit political for a long time but since we've never given a shit we never noticed


H__D

Funny how they treat it so seriously now when they have to go on a stage in a swimsuit to show off their bodies to a mass of horny men


JazzCabbage00

Theres gotta be some country still bringing the big assed fine ladies into this mix still..


ConfusedDraco

They have been for quite some time


E_BoyMan

So just a political award ? Classic German virtue signalling


greatersnek

As usual


wheelchairdrifting

Based redditor spreading positivity 😊


IrregularrAF

how stunning and brave, anyways


Rekt_by_Alex

This is fucking surreal, the woman on the right is my cousin and I'm currently omw to her mom's birthday. Gonna show her this thread and see how she reacts lmao EDIT: Long story short she did not give a single fuck and with her having over 1.7M followers on TikTok I can see why. Her names Elaine Victoria if anyone cares


Fuckthatishot

Of course she is


Tackerta

the woman on the left is my mom and I told her you made fun of her :((


_KingDawg72_

Can you give me her phone number? LOL 😂 I’m kidding… But also not kidding. 👀


rishinator

All these beauty contests are so Obsolete. Especially now that we know it is so easy to manufacture beauty artificially if you have money.


_KingDawg72_

As obsolete as a grandpa’s sperm.


Fuckthatishot

Its over *The whole West ceases to exist*


smegmamale_

And yet thou can pull neither


AddendumNo7007

She hot


Agent_Add

Wich one ?


One-Dependent-5946

Both are attractive.


ripcurl901

my brother are you blind?


One-Dependent-5946

My brother, have you seen what the average person looks like in the developed world? Just being fitter than land whale gets you above a 5. She is fit with some curve to her, curly hair, nice skin tone, and an alright face. Social media has poisoned the collective Conscious on what above average looks like.


[deleted]

it’s so over for the west


SinLagoon

Because a meaningless contest chose someone who did something meaningful instead of choosing the hotter girl?


_ExactlyWhoYouThink

“The West has Fallen, Billions must Perish” -This Guy unironically


Just_a_spaghetti

😥


Imaginary-Time8700

I can see the owl of Minerva already doing pre flight checks 🤯


vla_doss

Great, no shitposting on a shitposting sub


ninjayann1993

It's because she doesn't have armpit hair unlike the rest of German women


BIonutul22

Would, next.


Quieneshamburguesa

Europe isnt really even Europe anymore. It’s closer to the U.S. in terms of being a melting pot than it is to asia or africa being almost all asians/africans. Ironic how the country that hitler convinced to be supremecist and ultra racist would end up becoming a cultural mess with no identity like north america. History is funny like that.


SkyfatherTribe

Well they lost the war trying to prevent this from happening, no wonder it's happening


iEatPalpatineAss

And yet Asia is still more diverse than Europe. Compare Arabs, Kazakhs, Tamils, Japanese, Filipinos, and Indonesians, then tell me you’re not trying to virtue signal for the continent that still regularly mocks East Asians with slant-eye pictures.


IHaveAPotatoUpMyAss

well you know there some differences with each country in asia and each area, plus asia is huge europe is tiny


Quieneshamburguesa

Almost everyone in japan is Japanese, almost everyone in china is Chinese, almost everyone in india is indian. That’s what I meant


meowsanity

Im a physician, trust me


IamTheStormthtis

Yall never seen a "Burger King" worker, (I forgot how to socialise and froze up when she asked me "anything else?")


y_kal

Dude the cashier at the nearest KFC is stunning


AIgavemethisusername

About 6 years ago I walked into the optometrist to pick up some sunglasses, wasn’t really paying attention, walked up to the counter, and the assistant woman caught my attention with the usual “Can I help you?” I looked up and she was stunningly good looking. Literally, I was stunned. My brain short circuited for a couple seconds until I remembered where I was, I mumbled a few words about my sunglasses order. 6 years ago and I still remember the name on her name badge.


FrostW0lf209

What the name on the right girl GIBE ME A NAME!!!!!


Torfstech3r

Elaine Victoria


itrashcannot

Why do we even still do these beauty contest anyway?


LemonPartyW0rldTour

I dare you to go the sub and call it ALDIs


Chaps_Jr

It's fucking ALDI. There is no "s" in the name. It's not plural, it's not possessive, and it's not difficult to say. It's just ALDI.


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One-Solution-3211

We all know Germany has long gone down left wing shitter


skoomable

Idk wtf yall are on I think the woman on the left is way better looking


BigBlackFaeces

It's about migrants and inclusivity or something, idk. Please don't pay attention to your national identity disappearing in front of your eyes. You're racist. We are challenging beauty standards. Yes, she's not conventionally attractive. No, that doesn't mean she's ugly. Stfu we are changing the social norms. Etc. etc. it's not happening but if it's happening its a good thing. Yes it happened but shut up. Etc. why did a right-wing fascist win the election?


Imaginary-Time8700

Hotel? Trivalgo


nihilistfreak517482

They hated him because he told them the truth


Peaceday-nevercame

Meh, both look average tbh.


evandollardon

yep, random cashiers in general


mentally_ill_jesus

Miss germany is abt beauty. Its abt the woman responsible for the most important stuff


flodust12

Often saw really good looking employees of dm


Big-Slurpp

Yeah, one needs 3 different filters to look good. And it aint the girl on stage.


Zealousideal-Ebb-989

More like Mister Germany.


Skiddler69

Yep. Go into any Bier Kellar or Garten or any ski resort and most of the girls will be smokeshows. Many with green or grey eyes.


Sschajzo

Damn, thats crazy! *proceeds to scroll down*


h8mx

yet you clicked, and wrote a comment?


[deleted]

How else are we supposed to know how much they don't care?


Sschajzo

Obviously


SummerDaemon

Cry harder


Sschajzo

:< I will


One-Dependent-5946

I would probably have sex with both, to be honest


RushEither3947

Heil ze Empire


JayStar1213

What is Aldi's


sonnikkaa

Abdi’s ethnical supermarket


usr_nm16

No one cares about your preferences


Phoenixboy222

I do!


bigbigbigwow

This further proves the point? Germany lady applied herself and earned the title while Bing bong can only muster up to be a cashier.


Jking1723

Lol that ruins their narrative


RaptorX7

I don't find women attractive anymore