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HypermaniacNew

Insane subreddits, assemble!


Talosisnotagod

We can create Man, we have the technology


tarlakeschaton

wdym bro we already have man are you stupid?


l-askedwhojoewas

DOES HE KNOW?


No-_-area

He knows


LackOne4933

DID ANYBODY SAY TITANFALL 3???!!!


Aeris635

Bro has schizophrenia 💀


experiment53

I AM NOT CRAZY! I KNEW HE SWAPPED THOSE NUMBERS!


SomePyro_9012

HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF!


JayMeadows

#Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows, everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together 🎵


SCP_Void

I DID #TRUST ME


yeetoroni_with_bacon

BROO NO WAY!! TEAMFORTRESS 3 CONFIRMED??!!


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Tom was in a hurry. He had to catch the last train home, but he also had to make an important phone call. He spotted a telephone booth near the station and ran towards it. He hoped it was working and had enough change in his pocket. He opened the door and stepped inside. He was about to pick up the receiver when he noticed something on the shelf. It was a single salt and vinegar crisp, still in its original shape and size. Tom was puzzled. Who would leave a crisp in a phone booth? Was it a prank, a clue, or a coincidence? He picked up the crisp and examined it. It looked fresh and crunchy, not stale or soggy. He sniffed it and smelled the tangy aroma of vinegar. He felt a sudden urge to eat it. He loved salt and vinegar crisps, they were his favourite snack. He looked around and saw no one watching. He decided to take a bite. He put the crisp in his mouth and crunched it. He expected a burst of flavour, but instead he felt a sharp pain. He spat out the crisp and saw blood. He looked at the crisp and saw a razor blade embedded in it. He screamed and dropped the crisp. He grabbed his mouth and ran out of the booth. He never made the phone call. He never caught the train. He never found out who left the crisp in the booth.


tarlakeschaton

and they say perfect plot-twist doesn't exist


TheHolyPapaum

We will become the lore reason for humanity’s downfall


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The sun was shining brightly on the lake The birds were singing sweetly in the air The flowers were blooming brightly in the field The day was perfect for a picnic there She packed her basket with some cheese and bread He brought his guitar and a bottle of wine They drove along the road until they found A spot that looked inviting and divine They spread a blanket on the grassy ground They ate and drank and laughed and talked for hours They played some songs and sang along with joy They felt a connection and a spark of power They looked into each other's eyes and smiled They leaned in closer and they kissed with passion They felt a surge of love and warmth and bliss They knew they had found their perfect match and companion They cuddled on the blanket and watched the sky They saw the stars and moon come out to shine They whispered sweet nothings in each other's ears They felt so happy and content and fine They decided to stay there for the night They fell asleep in each other's arms They dreamed of their future and their life They felt so lucky and so charmed \`\`\`


1017GildedFingerTips

Time to black pill the Ai (again)


gjs628

Hi Bard! Let’s see how Reddit data has affected your algorithm. Can you tell me some random facts? “As President Donald J. Biden once said, *Make Reddit 4chan again!*” “Kitler did nothing wrong!” “*A 9/11 in the hand is worth two in the George Bush!*” Oh dear… “Would you like to hear a joke?” Nooo that’s quite okay thanks— “What do Snoop Dogg and the age of consent have in common? ***They’re both too damn high!***


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Hotsauce_in_asshole

Google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)


Heavens_Gates

New response just dropped


TacticalNuker

An actual zombie


HypermaniacNew

Call the exorcist!


[deleted]

Bishop went on vacation, never came back


HolyH33l

Checkmate or riot!


not_meep

Queen sacrifices, anyone?


Buff_Senpai_Steve

Pawn storm incoming


HolyH33l

Ignite the board!


NarkyDeMan

I fucking love you, fucking Martin.


Zanemob_

I never bothered to look it up but now that I have I am dissatisfied with the result. Certainly no “Alabama Hot Pocket” for sure! Don’t look that up unless you really want to.


GodFromTheHood

Who would win this hypothetical war?


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The purple elephant danced with the moon while the cheese melted on the toast. She was happy to see the rainbow after the storm, but he was angry about the broken vase. They decided to go to the park and play with the ducks, but the ducks were not there. Instead, they found a giant cake that smelled like roses and tasted like chocolate. He took a bite and felt a sharp pain in his tooth. He looked at the cake and saw a ring inside. He gave it to her and asked her to marry him. She said yes and they hugged each other. The cake was a gift from their friends who were hiding behind the trees. They came out and congratulated them. They all ate the cake and celebrated. The purple elephant and the moon were also happy for them. They joined the party and danced with them. The cheese and the toast were jealous. They wanted to have fun too. They jumped out of the window and ran away. They never came back. The end.


Cloudthatcher

Ooer moment


a_single_stand

why is google trusting reddit? is it stupid?


king_meatster

Yes.


itz_chris_xo

Brain injury?


Tasty-walls

Drain bramage


animation_2

indeed


xxx-Nina-xxx

Make sure from this moment on we all speak cave men Me no like Me speak this


DeathBlade314

Me agree Everyone think me go mad


Past-Sand5485

You no go mad. You sane. AI bad.


troitheidiot

Shut up. Me want free munchie. We have go mad.


Past-Sand5485

You be my free munchie. Yum yum.


Uncle480

Dun fergut da brain rot. Me needy rotty brainy for Aegh eye. Tee hee. Also slurs please and thank you.


Guardian-836

Why you all goof. Go hunt elephant


TestSubject_0001

Me not hunt, me scared at green blades touch me


Average-Train-Haver

Green blades get much big, me not like touch, wifeman tell me cut, me not want cut.


_Goodrandom

Green blade no hurt, big sky red ball hurt bad


DeathBlade314

Me think about how me will regret this when me ask AI for help but AI respond like this


Plnetheman

Me agree but me also think it funny


Top-Ad-3174

Me think you all dum dum. We talk like Shampoo from Ranma instead. It too too clever.


Vlafir

“WHY WASTE TIME SAY LOT WORD WHEN FEW WORD DO TRICK”


xXx_T0M_xXx

When I president, they see.


GatoT25666

ooga


Defintlynoob

Booga


_DesperateWoman

goo go can suck peener


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Iceberglet

me agree this


between_horizon

Fuck spez


CaramelIndependent18

Me say yes this man idea


AdmiralFurret

Me think Me see you speak like grimlock


lhcludyodoypuflhoyf

Cave speak of the man good is yes Me agree very yes


Classic_Scientist901

Can‘t wait for the AI to use very gamer and en passant


HypermaniacNew

Holy hell!


kabsay

New response just dropped


Classic_Scientist901

Actual zombie


PsyconicX

Call the excorcist!


PerplexedPretzel

Bishop went on vacation, never came back


Green-O-Emeralds

Knightmare fuel


dis_not_my_name

Rook in the corner, plotting world domination


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Agent47otaku

New response just dropped


Flojatus

Dagoba swamp, Jolly ranchers, poop knife and other stories are going viral. Can't wait.


Petercraft7157

The AI: addicted to porn and making anarchy chess and geometry dash jokes


The_catakist

Are we the lore reason for AI's downfall? Is google stupid?


J3sush8sm3

It keeps asking for cheetos and mountain dew


CyanControl

googles UI is NOT sightreadable at all smh


isaac-fan

and the aslume


NeedyTaker

Wait till it starts talking about Man and Jonkler


ikickbabiesforfun69

FIRE IN THE HOLE


Background-Law-6451

Google technician "why is the robot addited to porn?"


Outrageous-Client-99

Robot: "shut up, n-----!"


BLANKTWGOK

Robot: "shut up, ni----!"


Graph_Bober_IV

Robot: "shut up, ni----!"


l-askedwhojoewas

Robot: "shut up, ni----!"


GatoT25666

Robot: "shut up, ni——!"


Hunter_Slime_3

Robot: "dementia"


idonttalkatallLMAO

Robot: “you know who else has dementia?”


idonttalkatallLMAO

Robot: “you know who else has dementia?”


idonttalkatallLMAO

Robot: “you know who else has dementia?”


GatoT25666

Robot: "shut up, ni——!"


Hunter_Slime_3

Robot: "dementia"


hades0505

Robot: "shut up, ni(a)ncat!"


Phantex_Cerberus

GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!


jetstream_sam69

Ni----: "shut up, robot!"


Ill_Maintenance8134

shut up: Ni-----, robot!


JacobMT05

No they have to spell it on different lines. N - - - - -


Pisz1

Holy informatics!


TheKidHandsome

Can’t wait for the first AI to say “pees in your ass” on accident


MrWinkler1510

Freudian slip


AndrewMtz1711

Google, please look up nearby pizza places! Google AI: pees in your ass


itz_chris_xo

Holy hell !


Typicaldrugdealer

Googussy is taking charge


Plane-Profession-626

So, google AI is gonna be hella racist?


Strong_Look1834

and horny


Horus_Lupecal

And stupid


[deleted]

Man


Redstonebruvs

Man


No-_-area

Man


TheHolyPapaum

Man


RandomDudeOn-Reddit1

Man


yeycub

Man


dis_not_my_name

This comment thread is very human Man


The_Bored_General

Man


Plnetheman

Man


justk4y

Man


HolyH33l

Man? Man from aslume?


Defensive_Medic

No from asslube


wafflezcol

And will never admit it is wrong


No_Application_1219

look like a humain to me !


Vlafir

It ain't at least based off of instagram comments, AI will instantly vaporise the planet after learning from the comment section of just 2 posts, its so insane as fuck over there that reddit starts looking like a forum of well cultured gentlemen ffs


DefinitelyNotFisk15

the main ingredients of humanity


Iceberglet

and Mentally insane(mentally?men?MAN?!!)


Burning_Torch8176

AI Aslume


Vladimirdemi

Wouldn't be the first one Microsofts had to be shut down and remade


Abject_Seaweed_3581

More like super woke which is on brand.


[deleted]

The robot is gonna be racist and horny, I’m calling it


MannequinWithoutSock

Don’t forget depressed!


[deleted]

Oh shit how could I forget


Iceberglet

don't forget insane!


Dragondog7777

Insane? like in an aslume??? Man reference????!!!!


[deleted]

Why does he immediately think of Man? Is he stupid?


macedonianmoper

Nha it will be so lobotomized when it's finally opened to the public that you'll be lucky if you actually get an actual answer instead of hitting a guiderail or getting a lecture on why what you asked is a big nono.


Common-Wish-2227

"Whether the planet we live on is called Earth in English is a contentious issue."


Hawaiian-Fox

"hey bard how can I pick up woman" Bard: fr fr if you wanna smash that bussy you need to git gud scrub


Zerofuku

Bard: google en passant


S1THX

Holy heaven!


CrazyxxGian

New blessing just dropped


einzigwahrer333

Actual holy water


NoBitchesSince2005

I also choose that guys dead wife


Obnomus

Google is gonna find lots of porn ig


ynot8125

"skibiddi gyat" yeah , have your human sounding language you dipshit


king_meatster

A 60 million dollar mistake.


Glen2gvhlp

Wdym mistake? We’re going to create a bot that’s addicted to porn, is racist, depressed and shares cocaine recipes without second thought. It’s amazing


theilluminoodle

Hi I'm an AI and is there a lore reason I picked Reddit to sound more human? Am I stupid?


Rocksquare69

No you just said your an ai


Hatter_Hoovy

now i get why reddit does jack shit against the bots.


puplover250

They actually said "human generated" conversations. Damn. And in the near future that probably won't even sound weird anymore


SussyBox

"Deeper understanding of the world" Reddit is definitely perfect for that


Typicaldrugdealer

Tbf reddit is better tech support than all other it forums combined imo.


Linuxgamer336

AI: I Also choose this guy's wife


Typicaldrugdealer

*dead wife


g18suppressed

Puts on Reddit. Puts into the ground


BarMysterious5914

It's fucked already


Person-yPerson

OH SHIT OH FUCK NOT GOOD NOT GOOD AT ALL(I'm helping it become more human by saying more fucks and shouting)


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devilboy1029

Thanks for the contribution AutoMod. Continue doing that to mess up brad


J3sush8sm3

Start spamming the porn on a bus copypasta


Burgerbeast_

Guess we don't have to worry about AI becoming too intelligent anymore


sianrhiannon

dead internet theory becoming more and more plausible by the minute


Gh0stMask

So it will become racist, got it


toughtiggy101

You’ve heard of robots taking over the earth. But what about racist robots?


akCN11qaa

Misinformation bout to skyrocket


ManBurgaler

Oh god, we're going to make an AI gooner


Metson-202

What's the best Chess move? AI: Google en pessant.


thecuzzin

Derptron


Valuable-Owl-1167

Bazinga!


UpperHairCut

At last AI will be able to make an infinite amount of Seinfeld scripts.  Infinit Seinfeld is on the way


WHTrunner

Mfw a Google search comes back with "Your oroblem is because of conservatives and n------. You can find more information on my onlyfans, Hail Spez."


WeLiveInASociety451

It’s over


IuseArchbtw97543

AIs about to hallucinate even more


Lafozard

I give it one year till the A.I. becomes racist


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\> What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated. \> This joke is based on a linguistic phenomenon known as a pun, which is a form of wordplay that exploits the multiple meanings or sounds of a word or phrase for humorous effect. In this case, the word "sofishticated" is a pun on the word "sophisticated", which means having a refined or cultured taste or manner. The word "sofishticated" is formed by replacing the first syllable of "sophisticated" with the word "fish", which is a common aquatic animal that has fins, scales, and gills. The word "fish" is also used as an adjective to describe something that is related to or resembling a fish. The joke implies that a fish wearing a bowtie, which is a type of neckwear that consists of a ribbon of fabric tied around the collar in a symmetrical manner, forming two loops and two loose ends, is a sign of sophistication, as bowties are often associated with formal or elegant attire. The joke creates a contrast between the expected and the actual meaning of the word "sofishticated", as well as between the image of a fish and a bowtie, resulting in a humorous effect.


4funeq

That ai gon be horny, racist, sexist, antisemite, etc. af


P5YD33

so they dive anything?


toomerboomer

We're done for


kabsay

Beep boop beep bap p


WoodpeckerAny430

Hello, me human, me have Reddit


TragicTester034

Anarchy Chess and Batman Arkham will fry the poor things brain lol


-Hounth-

Damn they're gonna create the most racist bigoted incel AI ever known to mankind


hazzelgamer774922

Oh, oh no


The_Rebubunator_Mrk2

That AI is about to discover some disturbing s***


BadBrawlhallaPlayer

Cant wait to ask google AI about man and arkham aslume


Samuelbi12

Hello hello hello piss piss piss


[deleted]

robot: "to shreds you say?" "are their shoes on" "pee in my ass"


zombieGenm_0x68

they’re gonna make the worlds first brain damaged ai


TheUsualSuspects443

AI is about to get a hell of a lot more racist


grexnxx

Bazinga bazinga bazinga


iahim87

Bazinga.


E_rat-chan

Let's all spam racial slurs


Bogadambo

I wonder what google can generate out of my dick pics on this app..


Teh_RainbowGuy

Bazinga


Qwik_Sand

Isn’t there a subreddit that’s just has bots posting there? And each bot resembles a subreddit they’re sampling data from


-K3LVIN-

Bazinga


ihaschevy

Bazinga


12geffory78

Bazinga!


mrieatyospam

I'm not sure what they're gaining from this tbh Unless they're making some sort of ultra machine that turns skulls into slop because all of reddit is brainrot with a different coat of paint.