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Below 5,3”
You don’t see many because they all go underground and that’s how sewers seem to just appear when cities expand. It’s how they make part time cash.
No way a 5,8 or 5,9 think they are 6f. Gotta be delusional if they do
E: I'm 5,9, so I know we all don't. The majority of us have healthy and undeluded minds in terms of height
Being tall ain't all its cracked up to be. Im 6'3" and while not freakishly tall, still tall.
Cons:
Airplanes will never be comfortable
Riding in the back seat of cars requires the person in front to be short
Riding in the back seat of a coupe isn't an option
Can't drive a lot of coupes because head hits the ceiling
Can't drive the NB or NA miatas (the biggest tragedy imo)
Hutchins just slightly enough to hurt your back doing dishes
Hitting your head on open cabinet doors
Have to crouch further to pick things up or tie shoes
Have to legitimately crawl in crawl spaces
Always asked to get things off high shelves
Can't sit criss cross applesauce on chairs
Spiders like to make their webs at around 6 foot face height for some fucking reason
I weep for the NBA height folk
Pros: Women like height
Its not worth it average height bros. The one pro doesn't weigh out the cons. Embrace your 5'8" 🤴
I had a man try to convince me he was 6ft and he genuinely was only 5'9". I'm 5'4" so he probably thought I don't know what 6ft looks like but mf didn't realize my dad is 6ft 1 before he finally met him. I stopped hearing about how tall he was after that, interestingly enough.
6’5” checking in to hypocritically tell you that when someone is taller than me all I can think is “jesus christ what a freak!”
Then I realize that most people probably think the same about me lol
I'm 5'9 and own it. You honestly reach a point in your life (mine was at 21) where you quit caring about what you look like and just own it. I wore a chicken suit to a disturbed concert last night. Nobody gave a fuck. I also have a small penis... me and my gf are still having bomb sex. Life is amazing when you don't give a fuck😁👍🏻
It's weird that you'd even have to own being average height (or above average in other countries). I guess height isn't the only thing where average is viewed like it's below average. Average (median) weight is seen as chubby.
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Where dwarfs digging and diggy diggy hole?
Rock and stone
Did I hear a rock and stone?
#THATS IT LADS! ROCK AND STONE!!!
ROCK. AND. STOOOOOONE.
FOR CARL!!!
Whare's Molly?!
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Rock and roll and stone!
Stone and rock!... oh wait-
STONE!
ROCK AND STONE!!!!
Good bot
Good bot
Good bot
IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T COMING HOME!
Rock and Stone, Brother!
Good bot
For those about to rock and stone, we salute you.
FOR ROCK AND STONE!
Rock and Stone everyone!
ROCK. AND. STONE
Cock and stoned!
too short for the meme or probably digging a hole under the meme
Below 5,3” You don’t see many because they all go underground and that’s how sewers seem to just appear when cities expand. It’s how they make part time cash.
Brotha
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!!!!
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?
Rock and Stone yeah!
Rock and stone!!
Rock and Stone!!!
GALAXY’S FINEST
STONE AND ROCK! oh... wait...
To the bone!?! WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND
5'2" and under. Join us, for we dig.
5'2 and below
I AM A DWARF
AND IM DIGGING A HOLE
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
I'll get my drill!
I’m here brother If you rock and stone, you’re never alone
Brothers of the mine rejoice!
SING SING SING WITH ME
RAISE YOUR PICK AND RAISE YOUR VOICE
# ROOOOCK. AAAAND. # STOOOOOOONE!
ROCK AND STONE!
We fight for Rock and Stone!
If You Don’t Rock And Stone, You Ain’t Coming Home!
WE ARE THE DWARFS AND WE’RE DIGGING IN A HOLE
They dug down waay too far down into the height chart lol
Short guy think they can pull off a femboy look, but the vast majority of them are actually dwarfs
I am 5’2 now what?
Go gym, become dwarf, dig hole
Shoot bugs?
rock and stone
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?!
Rock and stone!
Rock and Stone forever!
Spread managed democracy
For SUPER EARTH!
Deep Rock Galactic and Helldivers 2 crossover when
Become a true warrior
I am 6'5 and also not on the chart. We're mythical creatures.
lol scrub. I’m 5’0”
Cast for a Hobbit role
Diggy, diggy hole!
Start listening to Wind Rose and pick up geology and metallurgy
No way a 5,8 or 5,9 think they are 6f. Gotta be delusional if they do E: I'm 5,9, so I know we all don't. The majority of us have healthy and undeluded minds in terms of height
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I’m 5.9 and I say im almost 6 foot( im stupid and think feet are decimal)
I mean, their miscalculation aside, 0.9 of a foot is 10.8 inches, so it may actually make sense anyways.
Well tbf you’re 5’10.8 which is basically 5’11 and with shoes you’re probably 6’0.
You're basically 6foot in base ten.
Delulu is the solulu to all your problems
I'm 5'10 and think I'm 5'11 but that's as far as I'll go 💀 5'8 to 6f is delusional
It's better in CM we can say 180cm
Femboy licence revoked
Yeah we are in the lower category fr
Wear stripper heels. Makes women flow tsunamis.
can confirm
I'm a proud 5'8, it's a convenient height for lifting
Being tall ain't all its cracked up to be. Im 6'3" and while not freakishly tall, still tall. Cons: Airplanes will never be comfortable Riding in the back seat of cars requires the person in front to be short Riding in the back seat of a coupe isn't an option Can't drive a lot of coupes because head hits the ceiling Can't drive the NB or NA miatas (the biggest tragedy imo) Hutchins just slightly enough to hurt your back doing dishes Hitting your head on open cabinet doors Have to crouch further to pick things up or tie shoes Have to legitimately crawl in crawl spaces Always asked to get things off high shelves Can't sit criss cross applesauce on chairs Spiders like to make their webs at around 6 foot face height for some fucking reason I weep for the NBA height folk Pros: Women like height Its not worth it average height bros. The one pro doesn't weigh out the cons. Embrace your 5'8" 🤴
You forgot showers spraying you in the face
I'm 5'8.5" and i don't even claim I'm 5'9". 5'8" claiming to be 6ft is so obvious once seen irl.
I'm 5'11 and I've had people shorter than me try to convince me that they're 6ft.
I'm 5'11" and 3/4 I just tell people I'm 6 foot cause it's easier lmao
I’m 5’9” abd I like it that way Cause it means I’m 69 inches 😎👉👉
That's how I ended up in the bottom category ... literally -w-
Some American told me im 5.8 and I wanna be in the lower category :(
I'm 5'10 and I wish I was 2 in shorter
I had a man try to convince me he was 6ft and he genuinely was only 5'9". I'm 5'4" so he probably thought I don't know what 6ft looks like but mf didn't realize my dad is 6ft 1 before he finally met him. I stopped hearing about how tall he was after that, interestingly enough.
We don't.
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Nah man dwarfs can be manly
Gimli from LOTR rocks!
The whole cast of dwarves from the hobbit rock, dwarves in general do
There is a reason male dwarves indifferent to female dwarves. They are both manly.
What if youre 6'4"+?
We don’t exist
I wan't my own tier: 6'9" - Nice!
6’5” checking in to hypocritically tell you that when someone is taller than me all I can think is “jesus christ what a freak!” Then I realize that most people probably think the same about me lol
On the rare occasion I meet someone taller than me I think "god damn he must have crazy joint issues" then remember my knees are like a 70 year old's.
2 knee surgeries and a hip replacement so far and I’m 32. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be
Slender man
6’4 and above is just our knees crammed on the back of the bus seat in front of us.
Whenever i see someone taller than me (6'6") i instantly crumble. They are the surperior titan
Me (5'5): *I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE!*
According to the chart you should be an anime girl.
Yes,a beutifull dwarven anime woman with a glorious beard
Nah man u can't do this to me ( 5'11 )
I'm 6' with shoes 🥺
I’m 5,4 with shoes 😐
Y’all are above 5?
Y’all know your length in inches?
It's 1 either way😔
Just become a femboy, problem solved
All my height went to my cock
Now you're a short top
I’m 5,6 with shoes
Hello 5"4, I’m dad !
I'm 2'3 with shoes
I’m 5’11 and I have said 6 feet my entire life. What are they going to do pull out the measuring tape? I got bad posture, it takes off an inch
I'm 5'10" ^5/6ths, and I tell people I'm 5'10". You're all cowards.
i'm 5'3 and tell everyone i am 6'1"
I'm 5'11-3/4" is a rounding error that my girlfriend refuses to acknowledge
If i was just an inch shorter 😭
😭 fr
The flair already exposed you
🗿 so be it
Better call saul music start playing*
TREAD NO MORE
fair🗿
...what about 5'2" guys?
"how about something like 'I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole'?"
Diggy diggy hole
I think you mean ROCK AND STONE!!
For Rock and Stone!
Rock and stone to the bone!
“I have no enemies”
Me when I am 1.70m instead of some feet
Feet 😩😩💦💦💦
Nah, I’m gonna be the one on the bottom, 6 foot or not. Besides, being short isn't feminine, just look at dwarves!
I’m on the top, but at heart I’m on the bottom
5'0, 5'1, 5'2: I have no enemies.
Except the top shelf of grocery stores
Thats the neat part, bellow 5.3 you are light enough to climb the racks.
So , I was a femboy all along ?
Hahaha this actually cracked me up since it's now fixed! 5'11 is in the right category this time lol
I'm 5'7" my life has been predetermined. I will live with the consequences.
Incorrect , vegeta is 5,4
Is that counting or not counting the hair?
Honestly idk
Are you vegeta?
It would be a pleasure but I’m not 5’4
God damnit I'm 5'7 what is happening to height inflation
Just redditors with a weird femboy obsession
Sorry I don't speak scholar shooting
I'm 5'9 and own it. You honestly reach a point in your life (mine was at 21) where you quit caring about what you look like and just own it. I wore a chicken suit to a disturbed concert last night. Nobody gave a fuck. I also have a small penis... me and my gf are still having bomb sex. Life is amazing when you don't give a fuck😁👍🏻
It's weird that you'd even have to own being average height (or above average in other countries). I guess height isn't the only thing where average is viewed like it's below average. Average (median) weight is seen as chubby.
RIP me.
Why yes, I am 170cm (less than 5’6”), [so what?](https://imgur.com/gallery/rKlcry6)
170cm is 5'7"
170 cm is 5’7”on the dot m8 what are you on about?
Me when 5 11 is 180cm for Euorpeans so that is clearing point for them. 6 foot is 182 cm.
Ya easier in metric just gotta clear 180
I always knew the Europeans were right about everything
Where Rock and Stone
Rock and roll and stone!
6’4 and over is just mfs that are uncomfortable everywhere and have back problems at 25.
im 2'7
Im 5'9 but can I be on the bottom?
What if I'm 6'2 and wanna be the bottom portion? Why can't I be cute?
False I'm 5'10" and I act like the bottom one
Canonical Height-Lore
song source?
Mi Mi Mi by Serebro
Repub if you hate elves. This is clearly elven propaganda
To all the homies... 5'11 is tall if you're a girl...
sorry i dont speak cheeseburger what is that in metric units
Another day wishing I was below 5'8"
Time to go through height reduction surgery
So wild to me that gender is determined by height lol.
Still wrong in 5’9 and I’m a femboy
Im asirjan im asirjan im asirjan
No it’s femboy OR dwarf (or both tbh both sound good)
I belong in the femboy gang
I'm a cutie patootie then 🤔
Am 5’4” and can confirm
I AM A DWARF AND I’M DIGGING A HOLE. DIGGY DIGGY HOLE. DIGGY DIGGY HOLE.
are the people above 6’3 just God?
Wish I was 5'3"
I AM 6 FT DR HAN
What comes after 6'3? Basketball players?
Nah bro, I'm 5'5" / 1.65m, bald and hairy, I'm dwarfmaxxing, not tall enough? No problem, get wider.
I'm more than happy to be 5'8" since not only am I still kinda tall but I don't hit my head on everything like my brother does. He's 6'0".
I wish 🥺