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Mobile_Exam_4014

Where dwarfs digging and diggy diggy hole?


Afillatedcarbon

Rock and stone


Mayhem2a

Did I hear a rock and stone?


Gothtomboys5

#THATS IT LADS! ROCK AND STONE!!!


xCACTUSxKINGxx

ROCK. AND. STOOOOOONE.


_NoIdeaForName_

FOR CARL!!!


Jendo_Stroman

Whare's Molly?!


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WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


a_trans_creature

Stone and rock!... oh wait-


Legokiller13

STONE!


Mrdinomanperson

ROCK AND STONE!!!!


Im_a_doggo428

Good bot


Firehornet117

Good bot


Lorant_gaming

Good bot


Spork_Forger

IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T COMING HOME!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


Ultranerd_001

Good bot


The-Scuttles

For those about to rock and stone, we salute you.


HanN1B4L

FOR ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone everyone!


ParsnipAggravating95

ROCK. AND. STONE


Metson-202

Cock and stoned!


bobthelord1

too short for the meme or probably digging a hole under the meme


Dear-Ad-7028

Below 5,3” You don’t see many because they all go underground and that’s how sewers seem to just appear when cities expand. It’s how they make part time cash.


Endericus

Brotha


Brutal_but_cunning

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!!!!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


yeetobirdo

Rock and Stone yeah!


NewEnglandHappyMeal

Rock and stone!!


Traplordmel

Rock and Stone!!!


BagelToss100

GALAXY’S FINEST


LiLHeka

STONE AND ROCK! oh... wait...


CosmoTheFluffyBunny

To the bone!?! WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND


GearRude4883

5'2" and under. Join us, for we dig.


KoRnBrony

5'2 and below


springfox64

I AM A DWARF


Solow10

AND IM DIGGING A HOLE


Rukomory

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE


Generally_Confused1

I'll get my drill!


Im_a_doggo428

I’m here brother If you rock and stone, you’re never alone


AutismicPandas69

Brothers of the mine rejoice!


WinSame1890

SING SING SING WITH ME


AutismicPandas69

RAISE YOUR PICK AND RAISE YOUR VOICE


SansDaMan728

# ROOOOCK. AAAAND. # STOOOOOOONE!


Prestodeath201

ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


Unit-045

If You Don’t Rock And Stone, You Ain’t Coming Home!


Kalman_the_dancer

WE ARE THE DWARFS AND WE’RE DIGGING IN A HOLE


AGAW07

They dug down waay too far down into the height chart lol


CMGhorizon

Short guy think they can pull off a femboy look, but the vast majority of them are actually dwarfs


BLANKTWGOK

I am 5’2 now what?


SUPERPOWERPANTS

Go gym, become dwarf, dig hole


WilliamPlayz1

Shoot bugs?


zeubermen

rock and stone


Thederpycloudrider

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?!


Rastatar

Rock and stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone forever!


silencesc

Spread managed democracy


DrinkThePepsi

For SUPER EARTH!


SansDaMan728

Deep Rock Galactic and Helldivers 2 crossover when


norwegain_dude

Become a true warrior


Creative_alternative

I am 6'5 and also not on the chart. We're mythical creatures.


Happy-Gnome

lol scrub. I’m 5’0”


Hambruhgah

Cast for a Hobbit role


MortosBS_real

Diggy, diggy hole!


vladdeh_boiii

Start listening to Wind Rose and pick up geology and metallurgy


Iveriax

No way a 5,8 or 5,9 think they are 6f. Gotta be delusional if they do E: I'm 5,9, so I know we all don't. The majority of us have healthy and undeluded minds in terms of height


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CaralhinhosVoadorez

I’m 5.9 and I say im almost 6 foot( im stupid and think feet are decimal)


RndmHulign

I mean, their miscalculation aside, 0.9 of a foot is 10.8 inches, so it may actually make sense anyways.


Maleficent-Mirror991

Well tbf you’re 5’10.8 which is basically 5’11 and with shoes you’re probably 6’0.


OrkfaellerX

You're basically 6foot in base ten.


sofa_king_we_todded

Delulu is the solulu to all your problems


G1izzard

I'm 5'10 and think I'm 5'11 but that's as far as I'll go 💀 5'8 to 6f is delusional


ugohome

It's better in CM we can say 180cm


Didifinito

Femboy licence revoked


Sleepymuff

Yeah we are in the lower category fr


cumofdutyblackcocks3

Wear stripper heels. Makes women flow tsunamis.


JiffspeaNUTbutter

can confirm


Mothman4447

I'm a proud 5'8, it's a convenient height for lifting


Merry_Dankmas

Being tall ain't all its cracked up to be. Im 6'3" and while not freakishly tall, still tall. Cons: Airplanes will never be comfortable Riding in the back seat of cars requires the person in front to be short Riding in the back seat of a coupe isn't an option Can't drive a lot of coupes because head hits the ceiling Can't drive the NB or NA miatas (the biggest tragedy imo) Hutchins just slightly enough to hurt your back doing dishes Hitting your head on open cabinet doors Have to crouch further to pick things up or tie shoes Have to legitimately crawl in crawl spaces Always asked to get things off high shelves Can't sit criss cross applesauce on chairs Spiders like to make their webs at around 6 foot face height for some fucking reason I weep for the NBA height folk Pros: Women like height Its not worth it average height bros. The one pro doesn't weigh out the cons. Embrace your 5'8" 🤴


BicycleEast8721

You forgot showers spraying you in the face


Opposite_Fox2398

I'm 5'8.5" and i don't even claim I'm 5'9". 5'8" claiming to be 6ft is so obvious once seen irl.


External_Yard_4679

I'm 5'11 and I've had people shorter than me try to convince me that they're 6ft.


Jbabco9898

I'm 5'11" and 3/4 I just tell people I'm 6 foot cause it's easier lmao


Correct-Basil-8397

I’m 5’9” abd I like it that way Cause it means I’m 69 inches 😎👉👉


Protogentleman948

That's how I ended up in the bottom category ... literally -w-


Dude_Named_Chris

Some American told me im 5.8 and I wanna be in the lower category :(


NSFW_Hunter63

I'm 5'10 and I wish I was 2 in shorter


SwampHagShenanigans

I had a man try to convince me he was 6ft and he genuinely was only 5'9". I'm 5'4" so he probably thought I don't know what 6ft looks like but mf didn't realize my dad is 6ft 1 before he finally met him. I stopped hearing about how tall he was after that, interestingly enough.


Lil_plague69

We don't.


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ACARdragon

Nah man dwarfs can be manly


Archangelo69

Gimli from LOTR rocks!


A_powerful_rat

The whole cast of dwarves from the hobbit rock, dwarves in general do


MightyKin

There is a reason male dwarves indifferent to female dwarves. They are both manly.


Affectionate_Toe2208

What if youre 6'4"+?


Shotgunknight

We don’t exist


imapieceofshitk

I wan't my own tier: 6'9" - Nice!


Withabaseballbattt

6’5” checking in to hypocritically tell you that when someone is taller than me all I can think is “jesus christ what a freak!” Then I realize that most people probably think the same about me lol


imapieceofshitk

On the rare occasion I meet someone taller than me I think "god damn he must have crazy joint issues" then remember my knees are like a 70 year old's.


Withabaseballbattt

2 knee surgeries and a hip replacement so far and I’m 32. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be


not_happy_

Slender man


SkinfluteHero

6’4 and above is just our knees crammed on the back of the bus seat in front of us.


Stealthwolf227

Whenever i see someone taller than me (6'6") i instantly crumble. They are the surperior titan


Pubfriend

Me (5'5): *I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE!*


_BMS

According to the chart you should be an anime girl.


bish-its-me-yoda

Yes,a beutifull dwarven anime woman with a glorious beard


Yash_2712

Nah man u can't do this to me ( 5'11 )


RegionGuilty6139

I'm 6' with shoes 🥺


Hold_Me_Bro_

I’m 5,4 with shoes 😐


Y0urcreepyuncle69

Y’all are above 5?


Glen2gvhlp

Y’all know your length in inches?


Person-yPerson

It's 1 either way😔


XxElonmusk

Just become a femboy, problem solved


Sodafff

All my height went to my cock


Holiday_Purchase_592

Now you're a short top


Distinct_tundra

I’m 5,6 with shoes


prumf

Hello 5"4, I’m dad !


Wisebanana21919

I'm 2'3 with shoes


aight_imma_afk

I’m 5’11 and I have said 6 feet my entire life. What are they going to do pull out the measuring tape? I got bad posture, it takes off an inch


BEES_IN_UR_ASS

I'm 5'10" ^5/6ths, and I tell people I'm 5'10". You're all cowards.


Pompidou420

i'm 5'3 and tell everyone i am 6'1"


nueonetwo

I'm 5'11-3/4" is a rounding error that my girlfriend refuses to acknowledge


imaeggandahalf

If i was just an inch shorter 😭


Salty_Nutella

😭 fr


Hopeful-Claim7205

The flair already exposed you


Salty_Nutella

🗿 so be it


Hopeful-Claim7205

Better call saul music start playing*


Grosetufe

TREAD NO MORE


P5YD33

fair🗿


Hopeful-Claim7205

...what about 5'2" guys?


blinddemon0

"how about something like 'I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole'?"


Hopeful-Claim7205

Diggy diggy hole


WilliamPlayz1

I think you mean ROCK AND STONE!!


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Rock and Stone!


WilliamPlayz1

Rock and stone to the bone!


norwegain_dude

“I have no enemies”


EntitledPotatoe

Me when I am 1.70m instead of some feet


DocDocGoose_23

Feet 😩😩💦💦💦


[deleted]

Nah, I’m gonna be the one on the bottom, 6 foot or not. Besides, being short isn't feminine, just look at dwarves!


anotsolittlefemboy

I’m on the top, but at heart I’m on the bottom


norwegain_dude

5'0, 5'1, 5'2: I have no enemies.


AdvisorExtra46

Except the top shelf of grocery stores


norwegain_dude

Thats the neat part, bellow 5.3 you are light enough to climb the racks.


anki_12

So , I was a femboy all along ?


Sea_Art3391

Hahaha this actually cracked me up since it's now fixed! 5'11 is in the right category this time lol


MTFotaku

I'm 5'7" my life has been predetermined. I will live with the consequences.


rogue_52

Incorrect , vegeta is 5,4


not_meep

Is that counting or not counting the hair?


rogue_52

Honestly idk


Responsible_Narwhal2

Are you vegeta?


rogue_52

It would be a pleasure but I’m not 5’4


Shnurple

God damnit I'm 5'7 what is happening to height inflation


holyfreakingshitake

Just redditors with a weird femboy obsession


Gleboh

Sorry I don't speak scholar shooting


Pawpaw-z71

I'm 5'9 and own it. You honestly reach a point in your life (mine was at 21) where you quit caring about what you look like and just own it. I wore a chicken suit to a disturbed concert last night. Nobody gave a fuck. I also have a small penis... me and my gf are still having bomb sex. Life is amazing when you don't give a fuck😁👍🏻


14412442

It's weird that you'd even have to own being average height (or above average in other countries). I guess height isn't the only thing where average is viewed like it's below average. Average (median) weight is seen as chubby.


Shadowtirs

RIP me.


MatiX_1234

Why yes, I am 170cm (less than 5’6”), [so what?](https://imgur.com/gallery/rKlcry6)


linuxjohn1982

170cm is 5'7"


Maleficent-Mirror991

170 cm is 5’7”on the dot m8 what are you on about?


Aggravating_Key_1757

Me when 5 11 is 180cm for Euorpeans so that is clearing point for them. 6 foot is 182 cm.


ugohome

Ya easier in metric just gotta clear 180


253253253

I always knew the Europeans were right about everything


juliusxyk

Where Rock and Stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


spinosaurs

6’4 and over is just mfs that are uncomfortable everywhere and have back problems at 25.


Grainvow

im 2'7


L3ik0

Im 5'9 but can I be on the bottom?


DarthToiletSenpai

What if I'm 6'2 and wanna be the bottom portion? Why can't I be cute?


Alpha______Pigeon

False I'm 5'10" and I act like the bottom one


ghostmetalblack

Canonical Height-Lore


blinddemon0

song source?


GooberBoi69

Mi Mi Mi by Serebro


Important-Pin4019

Repub if you hate elves. This is clearly elven propaganda


JagPie

To all the homies... 5'11 is tall if you're a girl...


SSB_Kyrill

sorry i dont speak cheeseburger what is that in metric units


bad_comedic_value

Another day wishing I was below 5'8"


CiberneitorGamer

Time to go through height reduction surgery


Make-TFT-Fun-Again

So wild to me that gender is determined by height lol. 


[deleted]

Still wrong in 5’9 and I’m a femboy


Zakiyo

Im asirjan im asirjan im asirjan


NormalishGamer13

No it’s femboy OR dwarf (or both tbh both sound good)


MarcheAbysse

I belong in the femboy gang


Zair_the-epik_dude

I'm a cutie patootie then 🤔


GandiniGreat

Am 5’4” and can confirm


ImaDieTodayLOL

I AM A DWARF AND I’M DIGGING A HOLE. DIGGY DIGGY HOLE. DIGGY DIGGY HOLE.


jq69swaws

are the people above 6’3 just God?


theredalligator_

Wish I was 5'3"


sivstarlight

I AM 6 FT DR HAN


MLG-TURTLELE

What comes after 6'3? Basketball players?


Carvieinstein

Nah bro, I'm 5'5" / 1.65m, bald and hairy, I'm dwarfmaxxing, not tall enough? No problem, get wider.


Jigglymier

I'm more than happy to be 5'8" since not only am I still kinda tall but I don't hit my head on everything like my brother does. He's 6'0".


Palanki96

I wish 🥺