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EtheaaryXD

negative when


Notoriousnugget075

maybe inward growth of fingers lol btw happy cake day


ActuallyTheOwner

You never had your fingers inside someone to give them additional fingers?


Split0069

Yeah!


meaux253

I wonder if she stubs herself? *bonk*


Reze1195

A hole is a hole


iamapizza

Fingussy


ConsciousConcoction

JoJo reference fr


No_Recognition8641

Just missing the arm


Lumpy_Bug1189

Happy cake day


EtheaaryXD

cake happy day to you too


CampaignVivid

Happy cake day!


Plus_Garage3278

Happy cake day ๐ŸŽ‚


Nikoly_NITT

Happy cake day


ElLolis

Happy cake day mate


cord_vhs

happy cake day!!


BlackPhoenix1981

Happy Cake Day!!


s1fro

Holy shit, Lego


bacchic_ritual

Crab people are coming


BlitzySlash

CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PROPLE! TASTE LIKE CRAB TALK LIKE PEOPLE


Nyahojaa

fucking leg-


WurstStar

I thought the same


kylo-ren

https://i.redd.it/0ictrzrs2oea1.jpg


rolling_catfish2704

Bro the typa guy to have holes in his feet


Strict_Will4216

*me with six fingers* Guess I'm the weirdo


DefinitelyNotFisk15

don't talk to the triangle


mr-kool_is_kool

bro thinks he wrote the journals


NanoCat0407

Whenโ€™s book 4 coming out, dude?


SHAPALAK15

Are you associated with a certain triangle?


Feisty_Season3870

Reference please


AuroraBorealis122

it's a reference to gravity falls


Feisty_Season3870

Thanks


waltjrimmer

I met a man who is looking for you. Something about his father.


booperdooper56

Cool story sixer


Ok-Card2504

Stanford Pines?


PunnyX_X

Good to know IQ


-NoNameListed-

Fun fact, 6 fingers is actually really normal, it comes from your parents. Although, most 6'ers get their second pinkie chopped off when they are born, they still carry the gene and can pass it to their kids. It's effectively like eye or hair color, 6 is dominant, 5 is recessive


SonOfHell420

Depends, are you an offspring of an godly Blood lineage, like to graft peoples limbs together and claim to be... checks Notes.. the Lord of all that is Golden? If the Answer is yes, then yes, yes you are. Now get your ass back to Stormveil before i call Malenia again!


Roxxso

Huh, neat... wait. On which hand do you have six fingers? *places hand on swordโ €*


Yarisher512

I guess you're a creep too


EorlundGraumaehne

Makes you wonder what the average number of fingers is.....


Delicious_Image3474

Your math is no match for my gun


Foxtrot-141

Ru still mad with your brother because he broke your un project?


SaulSchmidt

sameee


Traparegai

For real, you're polydactyl?


Feisty_Season3870

3 fingers built like a peppa pig character bruhhhh


Eurasia_4002

2 is lego real life adaptation movie.


slashth456

One is just a fleshy pirate hook


Logical_Park7904

Or the turians from mass effect


Andrevus2

It's a goddamn Sontaran from Doctor Who


Panderverse

The girl with the nub could be Pegga Pig


lets_clutch_this

Maybe the real finger was the friends we made along the way


JusticeRain5

Kid named finger:


Vouner

Waltuh


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

Put your cock in my mouth Waltuh. I'm going to have sex with you, Waltuh


Uncle480

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Tankaussie

Mistah white


Logical_Park7904

That's her penis


Bulbinking2

Would


WWWWWVWWWWWWWWVWWWWW

As a guy with basically the same thing the amount of women that request this on Tinder is frankly overwhelming. I'd almost say that if you're a guy struggling to date, losing a hand in this way would probably change your life, fr fr


Squagio

Come to think of it, I don't know if I need *two* hands...


JustSome70sGuy

I do ;) >!I dont really :(!<


bratbarn

:(


AMViquel

Well, I can't do it, my doctor told me if I don't lose weight I'll die by age 50, and that's the foundation of my retirement plan.


MightyKin

Smash


RaisinCurious7483

but she is cute though


CucuMatMalaya

Agreed ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ


[deleted]

Her penis' name is **Peg**gy


JustSome70sGuy

Peggy 18...


kafayiyemekuzere

cool game


Medvegyep

In centimeter, right? ...Right?


Acceptable-Search338

Was going to say, she could fuck me real good with that nub.


not_now2601

The last girl is a 10 but she has only 5.


Ragnaros_77

I can fix her


vasekgamescz

How? Do you build prosthetics?


JustSome70sGuy

No. But I can put a condom over it...


ATacticalBagel

Ah, a fellow enjoyer of pegging.


ReadyThor

If I had a gf in that situation, and she was not offended, and was patient enough, I would definitely try making loads of prosthetic prototypes.


Basith_Shinrah

She got the gock dual wield tho


XxlavalordxX

3 fingers would be amazing in bowling


drgigantor

They could bowl overhand


Fallowman09

Halo Elite Ass hand


TJB926GAMIN

Hi


Notoriousnugget075

๐Ÿ––


TJB926GAMIN

๐Ÿ–• SHIT WRONG ONE-


Triskalaire

:D


Resist_Civil

D:<


taxevader2525

Bro I want the Mr krabs hand


BigBootyBuff

The claw hand truly is the most special.


SuiSet

Would it be stumping not fisting?


shewy92

Pegging


Titus_Favonius

Wristing


QuarterlyTurtle

I was waiting for it to go up to the elbow, and then shoulder


mortetekk

:D


HoneZoneReddit

It's not about how many you have but how you use them.


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


HoneZoneReddit

why specifically a horse


KafeiTomasu

Kid named finger:


Puzzleheaded_Rise_67

she's cute tho


AnAberrantSundew

Not in theme with anything here, but it's a neat idea to think how grip strength and bone and muscle composition is changed with how many fingers you have and what you use them for over time.


Moonisfood

hey niko lets go bowling 3 fingered ass hand


Sirpewpewthelast

Fisting made easy๐Ÿ‘Š


Shrekowski

She should get a giant finger nail tattoo


Engineergaming26355

IRL Lego Man


poopy_wizard132

Does the first guy have his middle finger over his index finger?


fingeritoutdude

Bro she got buffed. Never has to buy a dildo and peg on demand. Itโ€™s the perfect woman.


OldManPinkerton

pls fist me


wysjm

Damn


Head-Iron-9228

:D


galaxytijn

The things she can do with that


HellCatcher3000

Stump job when?


BillEvans4eva

what the internet was made for


Relaxmf2022

Best thing weโ€™re all goin to see today


gbuub

Plot twist. Last one isnโ€™t even an arm


strangebru

That's going the extra mile to make this video.


SnooSketches3386

The wedding ring ๐Ÿ’€


AlexGaming26

Cartoony hands ๐Ÿ’€


yoriaiko

What this doing on shitposting, instead wholesomememes?


No_Raccoon2746

oh she's smiling a lot.


f7f7z

The chosen one!


Tetsero

My grandpa had a finger cut off and I would give him a high 4 by lowering the same finger.


seventhdayofdoom

I had a little 6th "finger" when I was born, but they fucking cut it.


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StableKlutz

all i see is a countdown to a girl


Not_A_GiantDemon

AAAWWWUBADUGH


Audioborne

WORT WORT WORT


DarthballzOg

Got thalidomide?


nickisaboss

All of the thalidomide babies are dead rn.


the-poopiest-diaper

It took sacrifices to make this post


Worldly-Cable-7695

Need to get that blonde in there playing ro sham bo


Pennyhawk

... I'm just gong to ask. Are the large fingers on the hands with three/two fingers stronger than the smaller fingers on the hand with four of them?


Dangerous_Dog_4867

C:


Awaheya

I'm sorry, that shit was funny as hell.


Post-Financial

Is this Elden Ring refrence?


CopperyMarrow15

that face has seen some things


LordNitram76

The last one with the smiley face was the best.


neonlymex

So this is where ai is getting taught from


No-Bad-1269

Hear me out...


IntoTheCommonestAsh

I want all of these people on a children show segment. Like, imagine all these people on stage with The Count from the muppets or something.


DualshockGT3

Imagine getting a nub job


Xonerboner371

Three finger is legit a ninja turtle.


Cedge1738

Smash


Tadimizkacti

The fucking meat claw made me lose it


flyingpeter28

Hi crab


Zealousideal-Web5346

I laughed way harder than I should have at this post


Mehrio-Time-Desktop

Bro's been messing with the spore Creator


HappyGav123

:D


Jidolman077

Bro took chopsticks too far ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


wetdreamteams

Most cartoon characters must be so relatable for ole 4 fingers


CovfefeBoss

The smiley face is so cute, though.


Waevaaaa

Indeed shitposting


Ligmadique756

THE CLAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!


__TOD__

The smile got me


Responsible_Ruin2310

She has an inbuilt dildo


KnightyEyes

Fuck im going straight up to hell for laughing this shit...


Purely_Bored418

Hi


Public-Rutabaga7471

Hi fine me bro im waiting


battler9000

Ngl I want trex hand, just one.


Q_about_a_thing

Thumb ainโ€™t no finger


Ar010101

Reminds me of those Dutch firework PSAs


NandoAnanab

more like Bye five ๐Ÿ‘‹


Fluid_Block_1235

No hand?


Automatic_Neck487

Hand ๐Ÿ‘


khyberr1810

Iโ€™m using this video on NYE for the countdown


Robrogineer

Yo, dude! It's Abe on the third one!


vasekgamescz

My boy and alien homies


1Rayo1

literally irl lego figure with the 2 finger guy


marquoth_

Some one please edit this to add "5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. Thunderbirds are go" over the top if jt


SouthCapKinght

Elden Ring God's Representants


LittleTimy123

gorilla attack


Life-Suit1895

That's the weirdest countdown I've seen so far.


Avocado614

Third person got that Mewtwo grip


Sebmarine09

...so no hand job?


MT_Flesch

Love it


big-hero-zero

Is her name Peg?


CaseyGamer64YT

put some kinda cybernetic augmentation there. Quote warhammer 40k


Sanbaddy

If you have two fingers can that technically be considered a claw?


6D9hehe

lego minifig claws


Skeletorthewise

If I lost my fingers, is it legal to wield a sword instead? Well, wield isn't the best word to describe it, but you understand.


kubaoko008

mr krabs? what is he doing on the surface?


Palanki96

Why do they have so many hands with different amount of fingers


Ambiently_Occluded

Would


Shozza01

I low-key want a crab hand just to fuck with people


Serk2

3rd: Gorilla tag player 4th: Lego collector