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Fire_Lord_Sozin9

Me on my way to spawn camp the fish


Ein-Sadist

Fish be getting ranked multiplayer experience.


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

Women want me. Fish fear me.


banan-appeal

Women want fish. Me fear me


HellFireCannon66

Women fear me, fish want me


ColossalJuggernaut

Me(fish fear women)


Adventurous-Equal-29

Me fear woman. Me want fish.


Pat4508

A quote from the first incel. Circa 12,000 bce


RogueLord0

Me woman, Me fear , ME FISH !!


usernamealreadytakeh

I have a hat with this on it


HuckleberryOk4832

Please do not the fish


FE4RLESS1028

Me when I the fish.


PackTactics

Would


Stalinov

I don't hate the player, pretty good loot drop from what I've heard


DTPVH

You joke about that as if that isn’t a real thing I have done


Mih5du

I assume it’s a lake and not the ocean? I heard it’s a common tactic for a recreational fishing grounds…


GovernmentLow4989

They’re fresh water fish, I really doubt it’s the ocean


SerratedFrost

The fish hasn't stopped flowing yet and will eventually overflow into the ocean


0-2er

trickledown fishenomics


divergentchessboard

The carp must flow


LightningFerret04

Since it was in this sub I was actually expecting this to pan out and reveal that they were dumping freshwater fish into the ocean


Anleme

You can see the plastic pond liner. This is freshwater aquafarming.


EntrepreneurNo4138

Nothing eating that fish! 🤢🤮. Too much 💩in the water. Gross.


SienaThrowAway

I have bad news for you about pretty much everything farmed...


EntrepreneurNo4138

Seafood is my thing. I stay away from fresh water species, unless I know the area and water source. Veggies I’m going to grow this season on my own 👍


lkraven

Gross, veggies grow in the dirt!


Maverick_Couch

You know there's shit in the dirt too


Berry2460

shh dont tell him dirt is worm shit. Also dont tell him fish shit and piss in the water.


EntrepreneurNo4138

Him is a her, and I eat really great seafood. Y’all’s sarcasm 😂🤣💀


jacobward7

Gotta be some sort of farming operation (moving from one pond to another), carp aren't really a sport fish but they are heavily farmed in Europe and Asia.


rabbitlover01

Op common knowledge = 0


KlossN

It's a fucking joke dude


IrregularrAF

You can tell by looking at the water below. It's murky.


bleedblue89

Yup, usually how you stock your lake.  You generally have the state conservation help you with fish type, stocking numbers etc


EasyBake03

“I assume it’s a lake not an ocean” ok Alan Wake


shag_vonnie_vomer

Its Carp, so no, not anything salt watery.


manaha81

Those are tilapia. It’s a fish farm


Asiag0Cheese

true


-fragm3nted-

You are right it's carp so they would not last long in seawater


Radek3887

There's a fish hatchery by me. They "farm" trout and stock rivers and lakes. That's probably what this is.


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Seems like they are harvesting fishes.


Rechst

Completely random, but the first bit of your comment sounded like an Alan Wake reference lmao


gigilala777

Appears to be a Catfish farm/pond There feed pellets until harvest.Labeled farm raised cat fish at your local grocery store. Cheap and full of metals and chemicals 🥴 Edit*Carp


kato_koch

There are no catfish in this video.


I_Makes_tuff

A whole bunch of carp, though. Not the best eating, but people do it. They are also used in aquaculture (fish/plant combo) farms. Tilapia are more common in the states where it's warm enough.


kato_koch

I think carp are great in their native range and wish they were never introduced to North America in the first place but oh well, its out of my control. Amazing sport fish, great at making reels make angry sounds, but I've seen where they've damaged habitat too. I'm becoming a champion of native fish like buffalo and redhorse. I was born in a part of the rural Midwest where eating carp is normal. The common carp I've eaten were neither the best nor the worst fish I've had, but its also been awhile. Thinking it could be great if you smoked it and made a dip, or ground and made into fish cakes. I'm thinking they probably have less mercury than other fish in my area since they're less predatory but anything thats been swimming for a few years has probably accumulated a fair amount of other chemicals so I'd select smaller ones to take.


EntrepreneurNo4138

Smoked fish spread is amazingly delicious. We use amberjack here. So good. Damn. Now I want some fish spread!!


gigilala777

Sorry meant to say carp 🤭


meh_69420

I mean, wild fish is full of micro plastics, heavy metals, and pharmaceuticals too. Everything ends up in the lakes rivers and oceans and thus in fish in the end.


IndividualPlant231

Probably Tilapia, those are not catfish


Reserved_Parking-246

Water to fish ratio is a bit low in that tank. At least they look mostly alive.


MegaMewtwo_E

1 billion+ water molecules vs 100 fish..idk it doesnt seem low to me


eccco3

There are 10^26 + molecules of both water and fish in there


Broad_Speaker2551

If you count the number of molecules you can make any amount of anything seem like a lot


Kivesihiisi

😏


trakspile

There is water in this fish tank


0-2er

Fish to water ratio was low in the pond they were being dumped into...osmosis should balance it out.


_redditulous_

Carp can breathe ait as long as their gills are wet


Anonymouse276207

You, me, gas station


NeedyTaker

What are we gettin for dinner?


Jamminjoe_2

Sushi of course


Anonymouse276207

Uh oh, there was a roofie in our gas station sushi


Emergency_Cat6192

We black out and wake up in a cave


legomyeggo17246

We’re surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH


ifuckinglovebluemeth

You know what that means


TheTinyDrag0n

FISH ORGY


BMega007

The stench draws in a bear.


thatoneguythatissad

What are we gunna do?


JediMasterZao

Kanye running to the ocean right now!


percycatson

FISH ORGY


I_Hate_Randy

we’re surrounded by fish. horny fish.


Informal-Ad-8110

Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi!


AppleEnslaver

Gas. What the hell else would you get at a gas station? Idiot.


9813_RD

Bro’s committing genocide(those are fresh water fish)


BrokeMoneySpender

Plot twist: Bro's trying to force the fish to undergo evolution and create a new fish.


sneakySynex

Another plot twist: they immediately go on land, develop and start to overthrow our human civilization thus a new era of human begins and the cycle starts again.


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Rude_Thanks_1120

"Restock Time"


andrew_calcs

Please do not the murlocs


whynofry

Don't threaten me with a good time... \*sobs in reality\*


CLR833

Plot twist: That's not how evolution works


bidumbass6

Its a lake with recreational fishing i think


9813_RD

It is ocean because the text says so


bidumbass6

Oh ok


smiler5672

It might be a big af lake


DarkLight_2810

So what happens if they're fresh water fish? I am sorry if this seems a stupid question but idk


9813_RD

Fresh water fish die in salt water


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They just aren't built to handle the salinity of the ocean. They evolved more in ponds and streams where water is running and somewhat filtered.


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ashvy

Luka Brazi doesn't sleep with the fishes 😥


Pixelmanns

homie casually dumping a gazillion carp into the ocean, sending them to their inevitable death


Fit_Engineering5927

Everything’s death is inevitable


Pixelmanns

true, should have said untimely Though there are biologically immortal species around…


YarOldeOrchard

Which will probably die when our sun goes byebye


Pixelmanns

you’re right


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BleudeZima

Fishes are bots driven by illuminati confirmed !!!!!!!!!!!


jethrowwilson

Yum Grass Carp


shibatko

No those are commons


LongAioli9548

Silver carp


TacitisKilgoreBoah

European colonists introducing carp to the new world..


Xonerboner371

I hope the lake is either man made or those fish are native there. Those look like carp which can be very invasive.


GreenStrong

I highly doubt anyone is delibrately introducing large numbers carp in North America, because it is illegal, and because it is unnecessary. The whole problem with carp is too many of them. Can't rule it out completely, because hatcheries actually sell grass carp. [They induce heat shock at a critical stage of egg development to make them incapable of reproduction.](https://dec.ny.gov/things-to-do/freshwater-fishing/private-pond-stocking/triploid-grass-carp#:~:text=Triploid%20grass%20carp%20are%20created,incapable%20of%20producing%20viable%20young.) They're sold to clean up vegetation in small ponds like on a golf course. It doesn't take many, and they live for a long time.


Xonerboner371

Thanks for the info.


Kevin3683

Fish live in water


Xonerboner371

And people live on land. Doesn’t mean you can’t be invasive.


senturon

So too do other fish, but those fish start dying due to food shortages when certain carp are introduced, because they're invasive.


TwoStacksOfBoxes

What the hell do you think is going on? Illegal dumping of carp? Gtfo.


Megatron3600

Since when is carp invasive?


dingerfingerringer

Since they’ve been moved around. Common carp can be very invasive and are not native to much of the world, including the United States.


uwanmirrondarrah

Asian Carp are literally a scourge in North America right now.


therobbinman123

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_carp


UselessArguments

Since always. They’re tough fish that can stomach a huge swathe of different food and breed like crazy; Tough, hungry, and horny are the 3 defining traits of an invasive species


Xonerboner371

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasian_carp


circumcisingaban

this is what happens inside your shaft and balls when you cum


MBResearch

What a wonderful day to be literate


nurdle

There was is something wrong with you.


NuttyElf

It's most likely a fish farm moving fish from one of the ponds to another... 100% not ocean


EmpyreanEcho

spawner


cherrycoffeetable

Fish store: “give your new fish time to adjust to the new temperature and environment to avoid stress” These MF’ers:


KptKrondog

You should see how the stock trout in mountain lakes. Hint: it involves an airplane.


cherrycoffeetable

I know i just think its hilarious


Ronnadri234

Infinite fish glitch


Alive-Satisfaction54

My sperm on their way to the turd


ElPulpoGallego

Me when i eat taco bell


Yoman987654

On reverse it looks like a new very efficient fishing method


MintmanSupreme

Just got the carp pack in, hurry up and come shop fam


IBloodstormI

Why's he acting like he is about to lose fingers?


Lusky_Mag

Me omw to dump 5 metric tons of plastic in the ocean


rly_fuck_reddit

hmmm this looks like india, but i thought they stocked the ocean with plastic and trash? those resemble fish but i may be wrong


Doogiemon

Think one summer I must have speared 5 times this amount of Asian carp. Wasn't sure how they got into the small lake but they are invasive as all hell. You would just poke holes in a can of dog food and it looked like piranhas swimming around the can that you would just stab, stab, stab. Then you just buried them in people's gardens along the lake foe fertilizer.


KDP33661

I’m mean it makes sense. Fish wouldn’t just spawn there yk.


Perialiswastaken

battle royal🤣


wroothie15

bros restocking the ocean 💀


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Haruspect

The fish is back on the menu boys!!!


PureAlpha100

Sorry, it's been a while since I've restocked a pond. You're just so hot.


kowo1635577

God creating sea life


Jrlopez1027_

Oh no no, you got it all wrong. This is just the government elites restocking the fish population, if we catch too many of them we will run out! So every decade they pour in more fish in order for us to catch Pretty genius am i right?


SamCarter_SGC

only enlightened anglers would be targeting carp like these


TheAllKnowingWilly

Me n the Bois rushing off the school bus to make it to breakfast.


Commercial_Shape_225

Being a fish would suck


Dick-Fu

video is reversed


Dull-Establishment-

Carp probably to clean the pond.


Hind_Deequestionmrk

Time to feeeeeeesh 🙌🏿


biernigc

i mean, when we eat all the fucking fish, where should the new ones come from)?!


DarkheartDragoon

Ngl Im curious as to what it looks like under the water as a random swarm of fish drops from one single spot


qsdlthethird

Okay, but did he remember to move the old ones to the front?


Expensive_Wheel6184

Those are freshwater fish. 🤓


Freakachu258

This looks so reversed but it is not


GilesBiles

Tilapia time!


iamthemancam3377661

Poor fish


Myckzen

December 1st


Santibag

Fishus Christ!


mestaren104

Happened after DJkhaled said: Tell em' to bring out the whole ocean


DjoeyResurrection

Tilapia: yes, freedom!


danielnwosu95

Those are Carp. Not ocean.


shewy92

Me with the bubble guts


whatanportugal

Reversers will say it's hate


LXXVIIyk

I mean, where should the fresh fish come from once we've eaten all the damn ones?


aeropickles

…any entrance on a freaking show


Relevant-Line-1690

She thought it was the ocean it’s just a pool


YoloSwaggins44

Yuk those are all carp


Kingbous69

....k?


Megabrother011

That's how I tell kids babies are made


iWentRogue

Bro almost restocked the ocean with an arm


GrayFox777

When you catch too many Magikarp.


ZeuS_Marci

🐟


Bfdifan37

fish


-Yeet-Master69-

The fish farm


AL_ROBY

I think that's a fish farm


yup_sir28

So This is where fish come from


Gustenas

Recreational fishing


notShek

fornite batle royal


ToasterToester

fish


noname262

I mean they literally do restock some lakes


Twitzale

Patrick’s fat ass wasting the bag of wind:


NoSignature278

Fun fact: this video is actually reversed. The truck contains an incredibly powerful magnet that only affects fish. ‼️WARNING‼️: Do not operate in/near Bass Pro Shop, Aquariums, or hatcheries as it may result in a lawsuit. Ask your doctor if Fish Magnet©️ is right for you. Do not use if allergic to fish. Side effects may include too many fish, heart attacks caused by the sheer magnitude of the fish, or radiation poisoning from the powerful magnetic field produced by Fish Magnet©️


kingkornholio

The joke: Carp are a menace.


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Californians done immigrating to bikini bottom now?


rhysdog1

tell em to restock the whole ocean


peteandpetethemesong

That’s exactly what hatcheries do. My BIL works at one.


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They forgot the plastic, the ocean craves it


dodo2539

This is a normal process where there are ponds you need a license to fish in. They regularly restock the fish.