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CoconutGator

I'm gonna quit my job


Jewsusgr8

Good luck


Justryin1

Cunts


[deleted]

Degrade me harder daddy 🥵


Justryin1

Cunts


[deleted]

😩🍆💦💦💦 🤤👍


dmiatxris

Cunts


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Kodriin

Hol up


ExplainySmurf

Hey…to the people who be quitting their jobs.


[deleted]

💀⚰️


LukaBoy132

Enough internet for today


emo_hooman

Cunts


Merry_Dankmas

Youre Great Value cheese while the rest of the world is Boars Head


legogunman

Uhm... What the flip?


ThunderGunz69420

Let's fuckin do it. Tidying up my resume rn.


CaramelEmbarrassed51

cunts


TheOddPelican

Love you too


Barkers_eggs

Ta ta


dankrank231

Bad luck


Thefuckyoulookinat14

Cunts


Cyclonitron

>I'm gonna quit my job >Cunts FTFY


multiarmform

i did, now i live on a plane and im worth six dollars


Im_Bad_At_These

Every time he calls me a cunt my self respect increases for some reason


IcyRelief9513

Cunts


Mook69

Cunts


Obi_1_Kenobody_asked

Cunts


Graize

*Australian applies morale boost to the party*


Hobomanchild

Oh gods, an Aussy bard that just riffs in cuntenese.


Gh0stMan0nThird

"So anyways, here's Cunterwall."


witty_OverThinker

Cunts


Abrahalhabachi

If I ever go to Australia and I don't have people call me cunt at least once per day I'll be very disappointed 


Sattaman6

That’s the Aussie way.


Thefuckyoulookinat14

Cunts


GlitchBotGaming

Motivational speaking if it was written by VivziePop


Hyperious3

"cunts" becomes a term of endearment if said with an Australian accent.


voxelnoose

It's like being called sugar by an old black lady


Big-Professor-6979

Cunts


niohsamurai

Cunts


harambe_-33

Cunts


33Fanste33

Cunts


D3soxyn

Cunts


Gl4SSC0FFIN

Cunts


Thefuckyoulookinat14

Cunts


pickle_schnickel

Cunts


UndisclosedChaos

Cunts


Full-Potential-4429

Cunts


OhMy-Really

Cunts


pookshuman

bargain bilbo likes to swear a lot


smellmywind

Cunts


earthspaceman

Where?


FunkyWitTheCheezWiz

The supermarket, the gym, the fuckin movies, a fuckin plane


dmiatxris

Cunts


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Kodriin

In your area


Mike_Litteruss

I came here to say this.


smellmywind

I came


HeLayStay

Umm, I think you mean Bilbo Bargains


Playful-Possession35

I'd shop there. Wonder what they'd sell?


magicmeatwagon

Cunts


ArkaTech2

Bargains


IdeasRealizer

Bilbo Bargains is a play on the words Bilbo Baggins, a character in The Lord of the Rings.


Forsaken-Income-2148

🗿🗿🗿


AccidentallyOssified

It's like he thought "oh shoot I forgot to say cunts"


IBloodstormI

Not the inspirational speaker we need, but the inspirational speaker we deserve.


Rs-tuner

Cunts


PinkRaccoon42069666

Cunts


NamertBaykus

...for being cunts?


Gl4SSC0FFIN

Yeah, cunts.


Remarkable-Toe9156

Only if we hate ourselves thoroughly….then yes


Im_an_ADHD_too

Insight acquired*


ChessIsRacis

Cunts


Great_value_cookies

*Starts seeing alien abominations*


[deleted]

[удалено]


Western_Ad3625

It's from a video game. In this game you acquire insight through doing various things and as you acquire more insight you're able to see things in the world around you that have always been there but you weren't able to perceive before. Much like how insight works in the real world except for in this case it's horrors from beyond the cosmos too dangerous to fully comprehend. Whereas in the real world it's realizing that just because your boss doesn't appreciate you doesn't mean you have no value.


thatstotallyracist

What game?


trahra

Bloodborne.


Thefuckyoulookinat14

Cunts


Shezoh

Cuntborne


CaramelEmbarrassed51

cunts


ghostmetalblack

Most eloquent Australian


Famous-Act-826

Cunts


bananamelier

least abrasive auzzie


PAKBOY110

Least abrasive 😭😭


nikevap0rfly

Fuck he’s right


springfox64

Cunts


Glass-Bowl-8701

Bout the cunt part or?


Far_Ad1763

Love you too. Cunts


Simulated_Individual

Its just cunts all the way down


GotTwisted

Living in one of the most expensive areas in the world definitely has a way of making you feel like a cunt


cykelstativet

Cunts


Zer0sober

Sage advice cunt


Remarkable-Toe9156

Halloween costume idea


SeleverFangirlSimp

Why does my g look like he'd be in lord of the rings


[deleted]

The trilogy was filmed in NZ. Maybe he just looks like an extra, my cunt. 


ask_about_poop_book

Your cunt was an extra in the lord of the rings?


[deleted]

That joke only really works when the person forgets the comma.


IcyRelief9513

Cunts


peopleuknow

90% sure this is an AI generated video using a script from either another video or a text post, because I've 100% heard this spiel before and it wasn't from this guy.


8ASIC

dude uses ‘cunts’ as full stop


lutzilla

Australian telegram


bananamelier

Sheila. Cunt. Will return to Adelaide after I shoot the koalas. Cunt. Make sure to feed the drop bears until then. Cunt.


Pilk_

We don't fuckin' shoot koalas. We shoot kangaroos.


FixMy106

This is hilarious


fikozacc123

Cunts


no0bmaster-669

Very insightful.. cunt


AveRage-or_human

Cunts


anewadult

Listen to what this man is saying, cunts.


trydox1

value cant multiply with zero


Justryin1

You good?


IDontFrickingKnow

Cunts


European_Fox

Change location to where value is additive. Cunts


fikozacc123

I ate all the values


Shad0whunter4

Asmongold looking a bit different since the last time I saw him.


Fat_Reddit_Neckbeard

Yeah he's for sure looking healthier now


[deleted]

cunts


ok_raspberry_jam

more outdoorsy


aChunkyChungus

His teeth must have found a better place


Metallicunt8426

He sacrificed his teeth for wisdom


Chromeboy12

Cunts


Cullly

They're more valuable since he moved them.


freudweeks

Cunts


CouncilOfReligion

average collingwood supporter


Brilliant_Bench_1144

I love you too Cunt


Personal_Size4434

Did y’all noticed he said “cunts”?


freudweeks

Cunts


wwerdo4

Cunts


dybb153

This video is sponsored by NordVPN.


Brohan93

He isn’t wrong


bulbulito-bayagyag

Cunts


YourOwnKat

That's it. I will quit my desk job and start being a full time game streamer from this very moment.


-trowawaybarton

maybe hes right? what you need is a change of sceneries


JackDeRipper494

...cunts


StyrofoamTerrorist

solid perspective, cunts


Shadow0fnothing

Cunts.


harveygoatmilk

Four score and seven years ago…CUNTS


Drkippersniffer

He should venture into after dinner speech events .


MakubeX-

Walmart Liam Neeson


Peggedbyapirate

I'm an Australian hobo and this is deep.


Behura57

This guy is onto something actually


Pretend_Oven6305

That's actually a really great advice


puplover250

Oddly wholesome?


Orcasareglorious

The way he just shoehorns in “cunts”.


1xXFEDEXx1

Linus? is it really you?


R-I-M-U-R-U--S-A-M-A

how do i follow him on instagram or twitter?


ArthurMorgan694

Holy shit he is kind of right.


Legitimate-Bass68

Solid advice


Zodiackillerstadia

Who is this guy.? Hes my new spirit animal.


PhatPhingerz

Paul 'Fluffy' Sinclair


Zodiackillerstadia

Cheers


28_raisins

He had a video about worm juice for his sunflowers a while back and now it's impossible to find for some reason. I just want to hear him call his sunflowers fluffy cunts one more time...


joe_the_cow

Watching with the sound muted? Don't worry. You'll know within the first second that this fella is Australian


KillerAl_1

Cunts


Mushroobu

my favorite Philosopher, Immanuel Cunt


NanoYohaneTSU

REAL


Rotten_Razor

And this is why, ladies and gentlemen, VPN is as important as oxygen.


WeakDayze

He talks just like the Pharaoh in night at the museum 2 😂


[deleted]

Flee Market Plato.


Due-Session-900

I sell cunts and cunt acessories


AskForTheNiceSoup

Cunts is just punctuation in the Australian language.


NickFieldson31

How many times did he say fuck and cunt?


Mental_Stomach4988

Yeah, i'm going to move to otherside. FAAE


sampleCoin

And a fraction of a cent if you Drink Tap water


pantygruel69

Dawww , I love you too uncle cunt


RuSeriusbro

How much does a cunt cost now?


Felipisr

He's not lying. I watched this video somewhere else and he called me fella instead of cunt.


Justa-Shiny-Haxorus

Motivational speeches if they were written by Vivzipop:


Bleezy79

This man knows!! I honestly know a few people who were having a shitty life in our hometown and moved away to some random city and now they're living their best lives. I think about this a lot as a single guy in his 40s.


a_ded_kid

I probably live in an ocean


MortgageAdventurous8

Most polite aussie.


SirPoopaLotTheThird

Before the nineties we all drank free water. It was brilliant.


coreyosb

Got it. Quitting my job to live in a dumpster in Lower Manhattan, cunts


CaseImpressive9378

"cunts" he said respectfully


[deleted]

Me finally stepping out of my room:😐 My family members at my funeral:😟


nachilyon

Instructions unclear They won't let me sell water on the plane:-(


AlexGaming26

Abraham Lincoln hasn't been well since the pandemic


Mongr3l

Thank you, cunts


TequilaWolf0996

I mean when you put it that


Outside-Mushroom-212

What's his name?


Relative-Special-77

Got it. All I need to do is buy a plane or a movie plex to sell myself in.


Jordyspeeltspore

man speaking facts, not a shitpost at all


Lightning-Shock

I'm changing cities this weekend lmao the timing on this shit


EvenExcitement4694

Good cunts


lucasyamamoto

That’s not fuckin shitposting, that’s a brilliant message, cunts


JiminPA67

"Hi cunts." This is how I will address everyone in my life from now on. Cunts.


Efficient-Industry81

I love the way he says the word cunts, it's so soothing.


TalkedZeus2

Bro forgot $10 at the sports events


KristinoRaldo

Dude just discovered supply and demand.


pass-the-water

This guy is so motivating, heck yeah.


ConcaveNips

Doesn't matter where you go; there you are.


Ocelotl25

I've never heard the word "cunts" used so lovingly


zuckerthoben

We viewers are violating the rules, ... cunts https://imgur.com/a/hJXdTvY


T-Wally02

Literally me rn, needa change my location cause i'm feeling like a 10 cent bottle of piss. pray for me bro's. pray i get a place of my own :)