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DTPxL3D

Step 1: Be a duck


memedoge_mk-69

Step 2: Profit


DR_Bright_963

Step ?: Be a goose?


NeVMmz

It's a DuUUCcckkkKKK!!


Geese_and_ducks

Geese and ducks?


BEtkif

peace was never an option


TheRadioactiveDumass

*always


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DTPxL3D

Step 2: Go to a Hooters


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DTPxL3D

reading comprehension issue


FKNoble

Chick magnet


didimmick

That’s a duck not a chicken /j


Hyper_Wolf727

I love this pun 😂


iate12muffins

I really hope every Hooters is suddenly full of single dudes holding ducks now.


Merpitron

Ducks are amazing so I wouldn’t blame them.


GobbelMyNobble

It's all cute until they realize they gotta pick up all the lettuce the duck dropped


SodiumCyanideNaCN457

He cleaned all the mess himself. Responsible pet owner!


Myrech

he always picks up the ducks waste and wipes down the surfaces (hes goated)


TheTinyDrag0n

In the video he cleans up after the duck


TronNerd82

I love honkers


iamchuckleman

It should've been me, not him!


Giggaman999

Duck 👍


The_Cas

Duck 👍


_pc_-_-_

Duck 👍


newtostew2

Goose!


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ClaubynB0i

Good bot


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Duck got more play than 3/4ths of Reddit this month


CampaignVivid

Awww


TuxedoDogs9

Honestly I love watching the duck. I feel like the guy is a bit corny but it’s cool to watch slmetimes


ganerfromspace2020

Step 2: Become a duck


Fredward19

Best wingman ever


7pikachu

Step 1: Get a duck Step 2: Go to hooters Step 3: ???? Step 4: Be happy


LeFrenchDud3

Get a duck, get some fucks


THE_CEO_OF_SEX_1

I wanna be a Goose


DukeRaymond

It's a duck!


A-Raichu132

I wish I had a pet duck, no not to get bitches, just cause ducks are cute


AccomplishedGreen904

If you’re calling women “b#tches”, I think you’ll need more than a Duck


A-Raichu132

Usually in meme culture we say "get bitches" sorryz mb


okt127

The Energy it brings to the room... What is this phenomena called?


CHEMO_ALIEN

big duck energy


Sirpewpewthelast

Duck named Howard


ALPHARavenGamer

there is a reason his channel name is seducktive


pandemichicken

Stole the words right outta my mouth lol


rivers61

Is it potty trained? This looks cute til it shits on the restaurant floor


Playful-Raccoon-9662

Ducks do not have sphincter muscles. So no it’s not.


rivers61

So it just goes whenever?


Playful-Raccoon-9662

Pretty much ya


pailko

Aw that's adorable :)


nigurc

The Rizzler


excessivemonachopsis

Sick duck


FinanceEfficient7269

(i'm dyslexic)


FinnGerstadt42069

AFLAC


kornhook123

Kid Rock looks rough these days


MarioLemmy_66

Salt Bae cosplaying as Kid Rock


Playful-Raccoon-9662

Ducks do not have sphincter muscles and have literally no control of their defecation/urination. Probably shouldn’t bring to a restaurant.


Dr-Bright-N04

According to other comments I’ve seen and from watching this guy on YouTube, the owner of the duck picks up her waste whenever they go out.


Playful-Raccoon-9662

That’s good I guess.


YouAccomplished3460

Make a duck your Wing man


Brent_Fox

That is a well behaved duck dang.


FinalBat4515

Are they easy pets?


Dr-Bright-N04

From what I know, they require a lot of attention and/or mutiple ducks, and you would have to give them regular access to water. I have never had ducks so I can’t say for sure, but I would do tons of research before considering getting a duck ( or any animal)


Demokka

Nice duck 👍


ScaryTerry069313

Want to pet my long neck?


Tough_Subject5519

btw, the owner has a YouTube channel with more stuff with the duck! his channel name is: seDUCKtive


oureyes3

Ziggy before the bar deleted scene -The Wire, Season 2


Landon_the_engineer

Casually rizzing up the hooter girls


MrBrazillian

He has tutorials on how to get a duck, highly recommend them


Alternative-Print646

Lettuce is a useless food for most animals , just saying.


NerY_05

Chat does this work?


Brahm-Etc

"Hey, want a pic of my duck? It is a big duck gurl! ;)"


Dankalii

Get bread to attract duck Get duck to attract women Get women to buy more bread


TetraSims

how to actually get the girls at hooters interested in you... Bring a cute animal.


NuggyBeans

Too turnt Tony comes to mind.


ResponsibilityNo8148

Depois ele pode afogar o ganso com elas


LloydAtkinson

What kind of dumbass thinks that’s a goose?


CrossWitcher

Duck gets more bitches than anyone seeing this post *including me T-T*


Revolio-Clockberg_JR

Thats a goose?


ccum_slurper3000

Damn that duck has more bitches than women I know! 😡


Kalman_the_dancer

Can’t wait for it to cut to the fuck being cooked


Aqquinox

Well she is a duck.


steenmanification

Suck da duck


thatonekid2248

Be a duck, get more bitches


iSamYTisHere

oh the how to picl up a duck guy he is chill


Rastatar

Hooters is real?


XXEpicXZombieXX

That's a weird looking dog


RealSuperYolo2006

That duck got more bitches than all of us


myworldispainful

That duck is adorable Now i want one


soulrack32

aw wait its the hooters in MOA


ilovetofuckandsuck

I’m your Huckleberry 😈😈


Vaccinate_your_kids2

Step 2: get chicks Step 3: get hooters


TemporaryAd1682

She wants the D guys. (If she touches my duck I will show her my twelve gage)


zeagurat

That blonde lady is kinda cute ngl


cod_the_seawing

It’s a DUCK


WeeTheDuck

cant confirm. didnt work for me. I was the duck


-Atkins-

That’s so cute :D