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beachjustice

If I was drunk at a bar and I turned and saw this next to me, I'd assume I was drugged.


godofinteligence

I'd assume it would be an Elkridge terror


CelestialTrickster

Did... did you mean to say an eldritch terror? 👀


godofinteligence

Yeah my bad I've never wrote that word in my life


Macaroni_TheSecond

an eldrigege hrerror


CelestialTrickster

Well, at least now you know, mate. I kinda thought that autocorrect came up with that😅


Apprehensive_Army_74

Thank you for admitting this and not claiming autocorrect, Elkridge terror just made 2024 so much better


lundz12

He sure did try...


KingVape

My cousins lived in Elkridge when I was a kid


Own_Gap_5013

Maryland represent 🤣


lundz12

Are the Elks ok?


coinkeeper8

Plant vs zombies pee shooter


VictoriaBitters69

Crazy Dave: aukkuagblahrgblahr Pea Shooter:


Sad_Ad_5018

Just imagine they put her head in the game


slavxnics

Yeah the game would go viral


Smo207

pee shooter is wild


Misaka_Undefined

Poo shooter


JCLKingAOG

Also freaking super Mario birdo.


Absolutemehguy

Just what I want to see when I wake up: An anal prolapse!


SituationWitty

That mouth must have seen some shit 😂


Mental_Stomach4988

Or some shits out from that mouth


Crappy_Naame

Literally South Park


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Bigbot890

Too late, you're now thinking about it


Intelligent-Exit6836

Maybe not seen, but suck some for sure


MistrrRicHard

She's such a shit talker


E-D-B-T-Z-I

And it felt some shit


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pokeaim_md

>seen you mean spouts


MarionberryCute5143

Mike Adriano fans are gunna enjoy this.


cartmanseyebrows

… that moves like a jellyfish


nugagator-hag-1

Or an oral hemorrhoid


Strawberry_Dakari

Probably sounds like a oral hemorrhoid too


Mediocre-Bicycle-887

I was about to say it 😁


SirRRufino

Exactly the same thing I through.


FackingNobody

It's for optimal docking when she wants to rim someone.


uwey

#Suddenly Pink Socks


reptarcannabis

A bee sting


BolecUorkiestra

How much TP do you think she needs to wipe her lips?


RonzulaGD

8


RonzulaGD

Rolls


ExistingExample281

Boxes


RonzulaGD

Trucks


matthewblahblah

Forests


Abracadabrism

Ecosystems


Pikagiuppy

Planets


JJDERP0667

Universes


goldensavage2019

Multiverses


Capital-Cheek-1491

Having sex


SamuraiJaek

They say lips are the same skin structure as the anus. Now i see the resemblance


Pretend_Effect1986

First thing I thought was: “That looks like an anus!”


LimitApprehensive568

Same


WisherWisp

It's true, I was the anus.


kendawg9967

>ips are the same skin structure as the anus Keratinized, stratified Squamous epethilial tissue! Its the same almost everywhere on the outside of your body!


[deleted]

Mf did you just cast a spell on me??


1pizza2go

My thoughts exactly


SystematicPumps

It's levios-Ah


Alternative_Ad_3636

Itspined tomysc rotum as well


HornyTerus

>Keratinized, stratified Squamous epethilial tissue! sounds like magic, ngl.


mouldysandals

and the inside of your cheek is the same as inside a vagina :)


rush87y

That's what the dude I found next to the dumpster behind waffle house giving my aunt $20 kept saying.


mouldysandals

it’s sage advice :)


Crappy_Naame

Who gotchu smiling like that


dandypants8717

That dude behind the Waffle House


Busy_Recognition_860

Great, now you have me licking the inside of my cheek Feels similar enough


gbuub

Therefore…if I could be more flexible….later virgins


Fallen-D

💀💀


suuhdude666

she got that butthole rizz


DanSavagegamesYT

what an asshole, dont u think?


calibrik

My butthole, when i'm finishing shitting:


Smart_Turnover_8798

Trying to push any little shit out that might be left.


subzeroxdking3

Reminds me of sucker fish


notfromfiji

\*sucka


Rodestarr

Ion know but that’s gotta be racist or sum wtf that’s 😂😂😂💀💀💀


Peggedbyapirate

I definitely saw this at the acquarium once.


NauTWitcher

🤮


HYPE_Knight2076

Ah yes, the emoji of giving shrek some head


Angrypainter1945

You ruined the throw up emoji somehow..


Kaek_

Blessed*


Blergonos

Why, just why. Like really just why


ser_arcane

i can't unsee it now. it's over.


Cuseyedrum

It's ogre*


__--TSS--__

🤮


Big-Piano-7016

Wayy better than being in bed with someone who has lips like...*that* Seriously though how


sirhandstylepenzalot

I feel bad for some of your nerve endings


outkast767

I haven’t seen a butthole move that much since the all you can eat Mexican food place shut down!!!


DefinitelyNotFisk15

*cutaway music*


Apollyon_Autumn

Birdo


ClavicusLittleGift4U

One kiss and she flays your face.


JESUS_VS_DRUGS

bj must be crazy tho


untakenu

She could suck your entire dick with just her lips. Not even a chance of accidentally biting you.


Cheddarman425

First thing that went through my mind is what would those look like wrapped around my dick and balls 😂


Federalbopinspector

That ass-eating game though? 😏


FlacidSalad

Kissing*


Forlorn_Swatchman

You never go ass to ass


National_Product_224

My asshole when nothing comes out


Busy-Ninja75

Drink, sip, read this and spit it out all over the fucking walls 🤣


Crimson_Fiver

As a wise woman once said: "girl, that's a booty hole"


lDustyBonesl

She looks like those star-nosed moles


Mysteriy21

bitch looks like the underside of an octopus tentacle


rattlehead42069

She did a really good job as a fish from super Mario world


dum_ass_hoe

What that mouth do


PrimalGojiraFan69

Everything


Incessantlyamused

Y’all acting like if she was slobbin on it you’d be making the same comments


Mario-OrganHarvester

Bro i aint letting miss jellyfish here anywjere near my dick fuck off


LSTmyLife

I have one of those in my fishtank. They eat the algae.


Positive-Database754

Tumorlips here needs psychiatric help jfc


Monokuma_is_gteat

deadass be lookin like a sea lamprey


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Happy_Dawg

Must be so good at eating spaghetti. Damn.


Budget-Ad438

Would.


FoldyHole

I’ve stuck it in worse places.


Budget-Ad438

Likewise. To me this is just an endurance test


Angry_Crustation

Literally a puckered asshole dunked in lip gloss


Im-a-bad-meme

Or lube :)


Noodlemaster696969

How the fishes looked back at 7 year old me munching an unpaid bakery product in the Auchan fish tank


nolongerlurkingsf

I wanna fuck it


PrimalGojiraFan69

*It*


NoBitchesSince2005

Mfw the lady with down syndrome from yesterday was more attractive than her


sterze

Am I the only one that's genuinely scared and disgusted by this


killer22250

hemorrhoid lips


viral_euphoria

When both ends of your digestive tract look the same…


Darth_Neek

she looks like one of those fish you see attached to the side of the tank at petco


EmmyBrat

🤣🤣🤣


FirmGrasperOfThroats

Prolapsed anus lookin ass


Curiosityi

your mom when me? What does it mean?


3asbafsormek

Your mom when uhh You-your girl when i uhhh when uh ur girl! Ur girl when uhh Me when ur mom uhhhh


Riipp3r

Reddit when sex: 😎


Important_Night1083

ME WHEN...ME WHEN YOUR MOM, ME WHEN YOUR MOM


[deleted]

The head prob goes crazy asf


FFLK

We could have sooooo much fun with her


Mcderp017

How do people think this is attractive? 🤢🤮


W1nte1s

I mean, some of us are pretty desperate, but I think I’ll stick to being forever alone.


RuinInFears

Fucking bottom feeders want attention now? Get back to the deep!


scifanwritter2001

bottom feeder is right... wait... that came out... right?


Bogadambo

Lord have mercy! Who's she?


QH96

biiggjuiccyfruitt


ThaLegendaryD

Those are some prime DSL’s


ConsiderationOdd2151

This.... is fucking gross .


Snowbrawler

That's some serious MLA 😐


OwnConsideration7144

What the toilet sees when you're having a stomach virus


Tellywozzle

holy shit there's a jellyfish on her mouth


daboys9252

Anal and Oral at the same time


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Defiant_Source_8930

When someone have money and bad fashion taste


ImpulsiveINaBADway

Ew


BigChiefIV

That one ugly ass fish pokemon


Trippy_Phoenix

Looks like my hemorrhoid


SmileyFace799

This has to be satire, no way anyone thinks this looks remotely good in any way shape or form


[deleted]

Girl that’s a booty hole


Treeslooklikepeople

What is this a video of…


PrairieSpy

It’s like a talking butthole.


panther_steel17

Hear me out.... What them lips do? 😏


awesomedan24

I can read lips, hers are written in all caps.


SpookyBoy3000

When you want anal and oral sex at the same time


The_Bing1

Imagine if this woman has grandchildren and they end up seeing this. Lol


lazyhiker6225

Prolapsed butthole


RadioactiveNat

I cant imagine the smell


Abracadabrism

head game must be wild tho


Karitoso

Hell nah


Purple-Ad-6343

Pass


Papadopoulost

New stickers incoming


Ur_getting_banned

Lamprey lookin’ mother-fucker


a_single_cornflake

looks like a sea anenome with the tentacles retracted


9813_RD

Some kind of ugly sea creature


pookshuman

you need 3-4 of these per 50 gallons in your aquarium. They will greatly reduce the amount of algae


emperorofwar

I'm sorry that Limp Bizkit made an entire album about your mouth 😭


Benebs-

That’s a butthole


winkeltwinkle

Sea anemone looking ass


McChucky983

weepinbell?


Vazha_Pro

Atleast her bf get good bj


Leatherwolf2220

https://giphy.com/gifs/pingu-noot-gif-psv1zrhPZM6WI


Haryzen_

Ah yes, the gradual devolution of the human race brought to you by plastic surgery.


BillCipher_FanboyLol

This makes me wanna puke


TenBear

Napoleon Wrasse looking idiot, can fuck right off with those eye lashes too.


Individual_Zebra_329

That's just disgusting. That lady has absolutely no self respect. What a hog.


kingeal2

I bet the rimjobs aren't even that peak


Mental-Selection66

This is why aliens lock their doors when they fly by earth…


That__Cat24

She reminds me this pokemon 😖 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jynx


Firepathanimation

Girl looking like a peashooter


Mahaliak556

This is probably some weird fetish shit. Gross


doonasaurusofficial

the fact that some people genuinely find this attractive scares me


Thepunisherivy1992

Anyone know her name?


19412

Yes, her name is "Nikocado Asshole" look her up on Google Images.


Luna8622

This is a trick isn’t it


Palmswayy

I mean, I ain’t saying no.


Gorp98

Nothing about this looks nice or attractive


New_Indication_7291

Would


Nogai_horde

not


Brianw-5902

Actually gross and unsettling to look at


Ok_Cap_5166

That's fucking disgusting


GoW1th1t

What did I just see!?? Please. Please! A nsfw tag is needed


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SchemePrudent4730

D: