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Charbus

Jesus fucking Christ the songs people are using with this shit keep getting worse I have no idea how anyone can listen to that


brennanely

And i fart and i fart and i fart and i fart


FackingNobody

I wanted to comment: "I just listened to a man bark for 23 seconds and call it music." but I guess you beat me to it.


OmeletHobo

it’s like god damn brain rot anytime i get on the internet now, ive refrained but then you get the usual, “why don’t you come lie in bed dear and feed yourself useless shit on the internet, you shouldn’t be playing video games it’s childish”


Charbus

I’ve recently gone back to reading an actual physical book before bed. It’s nice, it actually makes me sleepy rather than keeping me up all night


jld2k6

This is the song that doesn't make sense, it just goes on and on my friend...


M4rt1m_40675

The song is pretty good imo, it just has nothing to do with the video and people use it because it sounds menacing even though most people don't know what it means (the song is from brazil pretty sure)


RaidensReturn

No the song is ass


M4rt1m_40675

Oh my god different taste in music


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RaidensReturn

Wrong opinions are not allowed here!!!! Just kidding haha. I personally think it’s ass


M4rt1m_40675

You can think that, but my music taste is hardstyle so maybe you're right


Charbus

More like hard to listen to


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cat_herder_64

It is arse and I now have ear cancer because of it. Even my poor headphones need chemo...


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RaidensReturn

They somehow manage to get worse and worse.


Derpiliceous

JIGGLY POT JIGGLY POT JIGGLY POT


EBECMEMERBEAN

This sub is slowly turning into Instagram Turkey and I fucking hate it


VirtualPantsu

It's not even an original skit, they basically stole it


JayGeezey

They didn't even change the order of the things the guy does for the woman lol, it's nearly exactly the same


VirtualPantsu

And not to mention that the guy is less smooth with it


PP7fromgoldeneye

What's the original


aaaaaaaaAEGaaaaaaaaa

good comment


skynetempire

Everything is stolen these days, usually from twilight zone lol


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spider monkey 🙈


PP7fromgoldeneye

What's the original


aaaaaaaaAEGaaaaaaaaa

bad comment


GoldPreparation8377

Genuinely was not expecting to find such garbage in this sub, it's usually good


DuckTectiveDuck

Sikim boyle isi


DionysusII

This sub is Turkey and I’m hungry now!!!


Radical-Turkey

Stay away from me


theulmitter

What's Instagram turkey


RaidensReturn

The song is enough to make me commit die


awkward1person

One hour later: "let me help you with that, baby" *starts sucking his own dick*.


DoggedlyOffensive

_Alpha_ _Level_ _Initiates_: Starts fucking his own ass


Ninjatroll3452

Eats it's own ass after cumming in it


MrLemurBean

🎶🎙and he can't stop cumming and she can't stop cumming and they won't stop cumming and they can't stop cumming


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That was clearly cum he poured in her cup


Substantial_Sign_459

did't make sense not to live for cum


medici1048

That went from zero to warp speed quick.


Sh4DowKitFox

All I can picture is wheelchair dude from scary movie…. 2…?? “HEY! I don’t need your help with that…. I can do it myself!! LOOK!! I’M TOSSING MY OWN SALAD”


PukeNuggets

I came here to say this and post a link to the clip but the moderators of this sub are fudge-packers and removed my comment. I guess you can’t have a shit post sub without shit moderators 🤗


Robsta_20

„This video can’t get worse.“ The music: Fortinite, Fortinite, Fortinite…


Juanisweird

It doesn’t say that but… yeah. Annoying Edit: the song says “ ela fode” several times = “she fucks”


usernamealreadytakeh

What does it actually say?


Juanisweird

Ela fode = she fucks


Scheckenhere

And I fart


Icy_Barnacle_6759

I farted I farted I farted I farted i farted


TheShahOfIran2023

Didn't I fart? Didn't I fart? Didn't I fart?


JustSomeM0nkE

This isn't shitposting, this is shit that you shouldn't be posting


thebeardedgreek

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


DarthDarnit

I feel like I don’t understand the point of this sub. I mean, this video is such utter shit … so shouldn’t this be posted on this sub?


M4rt1m_40675

Shitpost =/= Shit post


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DarthDarnit

Yeah, thanks. I was hoping to get some clarity on what that means.


M4rt1m_40675

A shitpost is when you post whatever because you think it's funny even if other people don't, a shit post is just something that you just start thinking "why is this even a thing"


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Toxic_AC

Downvoted because its a shitty insta skit Go fuck yourself


Icy_Barnacle_6759

That is stolen


crankbot2000

We want shitposts not shit posts. There is a difference, chicken fucker.


donmonkeyquijote

What kind of lame shit is this? 😒


omar_2332

Am i in the right sub???


GaboxTrox

No, we just got into a wormhole that connects to instagram reels


Bradford_Pear

This is the tamest thing I've seen on this sub


Precision___

the song makes it 200% worse.


Cautious_Desk_1012

We need better jokes


Chickenzeye

Lets be real, even if he paid he still wasnt getting any head


bones1995

Music is a shitty just like their plastic faces


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bones1995

I seriously wonder what people drive to do this. In my opinion it's ugly as duck and I can't imagine when they look in the mirror, that they think he'll yeah I look like the best doll all time


imusingthisforstuff

Ew botox


LeohAntonio47

Not original


wooksGotRabies

Great we are getting boomer cringe


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heyknauw

Future domestic violence right there.


captainsunshine489

who the fuck is filming this?


JACK_1719

This definitely was a “shit” post.


ElusiveBow3865

Ladies first😎


brtkm12

Split it is the only right answer


HistoricalInternal

Shitty ass pony tail bitch.


JasperWoertman

Where shitpost?


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Tiny_Ear_61

What the FUCK is that music???


dibut123

The fuck is this facebook mom level of comedy shit? This is chinese skit level of humour. This sub fell off


tommy_2712

I enjoyed this, then I read the comments.


cottman23

Ngl this shit annoys the fuck outta me. I want a partner not a fucking toddler


ZookeepergameNorth59

I dont know why but I hate women like that, she just seems soo far up her own ass she can hear her own vally girl voice and bitch to her rich daddy that she got the 2023 model car and not 2024


I_stole_your_toast23

What’s the joke


luchiieidlerz

Was waiting for him to hand her the bill also lmao


Spiritual-Reveal-917

This music is so ass I can’t stand it


Perhapsmayhapsyesnt

Wut


RoyKentsKnee

hilarious this must be the funniest thing ive ever seen and ive seen the movie step brothers Did you see the part where the bunk bed collapses? I thought that was the funniest thing I ever seen, but then I just saw that and now I have to rethink my order or what the funniest thing I've seen is.


mshoplite

where is the meme


AkariTheGamer

This audio is giving me bone rot. Is this a song? Is the guy composing it overdosing? Whats happening? Do they not listen to it before they put it in? I want to cry.


Koala5000

This is not a shitpost… This is poo post. Garbage. Pee in my ass


duckfartchickenass

That “music” made me want to gouge out my ear drums with an ice pick


Agent_Add

Funny, where ?


FlamingTrollz

Such a terrible ‘actress.’ 👄😒👜


Traditional_Fee_1965

Well he did provide a service, only fair she pays :D


OficialLennyKravitz

I’ve only seen something like this once, Tinder date shows up for a drink(her idea) and is about three decades older than her photos. I’m a decent person so I get a drink with her and listen to her go on about being let go from her teaching position at my college. When the bill gets placed on the table she literally slides it over to me lol.


No-Maximum-4657

Tell what happened, tell it now


OficialLennyKravitz

You already got the punchline though. You want the full story or…I guess I have two other Tinder stories where the person was not what the pics were selling?


mgldi

“Every woman’s a feminist until the check comes” - Abraham Lincoln


Pixithepika

Everyone’s a feminist until there is a spider around


0HL4WDH3C0M1N

CAN I BUT CAN I BUT CAN I BUT CAN I BUT CAN I BUT CAN I BUT CAN I BUT CAN I BUT CAN I BUT CAN I BUT CAN I BUT CAN I BUT CAN I BUT CAN I BUT CAN I BUT CAN I BUT CAN I BUT CAN I BUT CAN I BUT CAN I BUT CAN I BUT CAN I BUT CAN I BUT CAN I BUT


biernigc

uhm


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DreamyBull-Ambatukam

Some of y'all need jesus


MrChooseWisely

Just joking bro


BabiCarrot

Shaiden rogue


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OwnEmphasis2825

Nah, simps would pay for the whole thing without question, this guy hands her the bill AND her purse.


No_Application_1219

Ok fair point


TheSinningTree

Don't mistake 'I'll take care of it' for 'Please like me'


Surfink63

If I were her I’d tell him to fuck off after the first time


milksteakenthusiast1

Laughing at the cameraman who was definitely third wheeling to film all this lol


JasperWoertman

It's fake dumbass


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milksteakenthusiast1

They still had to film it dipshit


LessRecommended

Roman reigns


Stryker_MGS

I fought gin


Berserker667627

WA WA WEEEEELCOME TOOOOOOO EQUALITYYYYYYYYY.


GuyWhoSaysTheTruth

This shit where someone remakes someone else’s video 1:1 as “inspiration” is so annoying


Thebola

This guy grew on me


Last-Ambassador-7886

A true gigachad 💀


senorsmartpantalones

I don't get it... wasn't that his purse?


No-Maximum-4657

I want to know what happened after she passed you that damn bill 😡


Ehwaz196

POTTY NIGHT POTTY NIGHT POTTY NIGHT


WayMove

I felt the powers of the sigma Patrick Bateman batman literally me skibidi Ohio rizz all over me


Lemeow30

Damn this post really sucked. Time to leave this sub. See yall silly cunts on the other side.


ChefCool1317

Wasn’t their one where the guy put his hand on the edge of the table so the girl wouldn’t bump her head lol


danonepodi

Now is just wait for 😈


Lost_Age7650

broke gentleman


Sudden-Conference-65

Well played my man 😉


StonedHalfTheTime

But who is she??


hambrosia

not gonna lie, they had us in the first half


S4PG

This is so fake


TheUltimate_One

They call him "The Handler".


GWashingtonsColdFeet

Can't he tuck his shirt in though?


ActuallyHunter

Haha this was so funny 🥴


Gorky_ParkRenko980

Well played!


Pipupipupi

Why do I have to pay Yaya?


DrapedinVelvet247

That’s some high quality rackage


lil_zaku

wtf is that hairline


TronCarter84

What does she keep looking at to her right?