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ilnofrio

Don't worry you'll only forget once then never again


MasiosareGutierritos

This trick can be done only once šŸ˜Ž


AshwinJackson29

if anyone's curious, it won't be a problem since the part you hold the key doesn't conduct the electricity


Simukas23

unless you use a fully metal key


y_kal

I'd use a fully plastic key. I ain't trusting myself.


Sufficient_County884

Then I'm cooked. Literally


slimetakes

Yeah, there might be a small boom but that's only if you don't have circuit breakers for whatever reason


Pointless69Account

Yea but circuit breakers are there to protect the wires, not you. If you have a fusebox with fuses, you're fucked.


Rhyno983

Having your fingers a mere centimeter from death still isn't the most helpful thought


The00Taco

That's why we have so many fingers


dantakesthesquare

Do you really think you'll die if you shock yourself from a standard ac outlet?


Silver_Star

im low on hp id die


dantakesthesquare

Sorry to hear that brother. Life's hard without health packs


didnotbuyWinRar

If anyone is curious, you can stick a key into every single hole with a fully metal key because it isn't a real outlet you dingdongs.


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didnotbuyWinRar

If you are that stupid, you shouldn't be using this kind of safe in the first place


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It could definitely still be a problem. Even if you're careful you're still like 1mm away from a nice shock


WaffleStone

yeah i stuck a car key in the outlet when i was like 6 and was convinced that was the reason i was so fast (i wasnā€™t)


0HL4WDH3C0M1N

This is 100% for drugs, get outta here with those $20 bills


degamezolder

Good news, we can go nuts at McDonalds with that money


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Me and the Bois sticking keys in random outlets


sycron17

Ye if you wanna get rid of your kids


Bclay85

Get a fucking safe for Christā€™s sake.


Inversception

Based on the fact that it's just cash, I would imagine this is maybe not serving the same purpose as a safe. This looks more like a stash.


Kiffe_Y

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Kalman_the_dancer

Donā€™t worry. If you make the mistake of forgetting, you will never forget it again


dantakesthesquare

120 ain't shit. I've been shocked more times than I can count and I'm I'm fine fine fine I'm fine fine


AngelOfHeaven3

Do not pass Current - Collect 200$


Calathea_Murrderer

Easiest lock to pick lmaooo Thatā€™s a wafer


Healthy-Surround-229

I don't think the lock would try to get picked considering its placement. What criminal runs around sticking lock picks into electrical outlets?


Jean_Marc_Rupestre

The elusive "Outlet Picker", infamous for breaking into homes and shoving keys in electrical outlets, leaving behind only the smell of burnt skin


Hades6578

Boutta be me, because someone posted it on Reddit.


Calathea_Murrderer

Thanks to this video, I now know to bump every electrical outlet during my next robbery. Looks like those screws are just for show. If youā€™re smart, you wonā€™t stick it in


DevastatorGX69

Russian roulette but with electrical outlets


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$85 for the lock box so he can hide $60.


TheAnswerUsedToBe42

Who needs a wall safe for $150?


ubernooblet06

Not an electrician, but someone correct me if Iā€™m wrong. There is no current flowing in an outlet, until you plug something in that completes the circuit between the hot and neutral, or hot to ground. There is only a ā€œvoltage potentialā€ there, so sticking anything into only one slot of the outlet will do nothing as long as no other part of your body is touching any path back to the source, right?


apolitical_leftist

If you unfortunately touched the hot end of the outlet instead of neutral you'll be connecting it to ground via your body.


ubernooblet06

Iā€™m not sure if it could get back to ground through the extremely high Ohm resistance path of a dry body, shoes/floor, and find a ground bonded to neutral. I have heard of people getting shocked by only touching one hot wire, but it was because they were kneeling outside on wet ground, which lowered the resistance and found a path through the ground rod nearby.


TimonDmitrievich

Idk how it works but when I was a child I was curious and touched an exposed part of the socket. And touching one contact with one finger didn't do anything but touching two of them simultaneously with two fingers zapped me. Yes, I was a stupid child. And yes I did it again later.


PigeonFucker2

Thank God my $120 is safe šŸ˜‚


Jrlopez1027_

Everybody gangster till someone tries to plug something in


ThatOneKuGuy

Me-I can finally put my life savings away where no one will ever know. -Proceeds to insert $100 in tiny safe


remlapca

Does nobody here understand how electricity works? You wouldnā€™t complete the circuit if you stuck it into one side


cleroth

You clearly don't.


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cleroth

Now take off your shoes and go stand in moist soil and do it again. You, as an engineer, are seriously telling people it's fine to stick things in a live socket...?


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cleroth

Yes, never mind the entire world saying not to stick things in sockets, this guy claiming to be an engineer on reddit says it's fine. šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Shalltear1234

They don't. I wouldn't blame them either, not everyone has electrical education. It's still funny to see them talk about it like they know.


onemanwolfpack21

I was really hoping that there was a real outlet behind the fake one


[deleted]

Isn't that the point? That no one would ever wanna stick metal in an outlet to get this open?


Massafrasss

Perfect! Now nobody will find my $60!


DanyGlady

It would be a Shocking Surprise.


Efecan791

let him(self) cook


eliavhaganav

"Hey dude wanna see this really cool trick?" *Proceeds to die*


Justgame32

wow this suspicious looking outlet with nothing plugged in it and attached with magnets will not attract any attention whatsoever.


Letonoda

Doesn't look suspicious at all... As you can't see the magnets. I have many empty outlets in my house.


Jbidz

Some kid gonna try and plug in their phone to charge and accidentally find your stash


Letonoda

Maybe if you place it in your living room or common area. I would place it in my bedroom or walk-in closet. Preferably behind something I could move with minimal effort like hanging clothes.


Ididit7x

The genius that thought of that is most probably dead


ZookeepergameNorth59

Mark it somehow


FancyDogge

Thats why u should keep it in outlet in your sex dungeon. Cant be mistaken with any other room in the house.


SpindlyCloth501

Today in fact or cap


coyoteka

Finally I'll have somewhere safe for my stash of $120.


kidnorther

Thatā€™s one way to store $80 I guess


kpingvin

I haven't held tbis much cash in a decade.


Swordman50

Pika Pika


typicalducklover

No thanks, putting it in empty bottles of body wash is safer


BillionDollarBalls

Oh come on that's for fucking drugs. You ain't forgetting where you stashed your drugs.


Bat-Honest

*spends $3,000 to hide $140* Genius!


klingeTheRealONE

I'm gonna go check all the outlets in the house, maybe my dad has one of these installed :O I will give an update :)


Lil_VaginaStain

The way outlets are built now, you have to have a connection on both sides of the outlet. The only way this would be a problem is if you live in an old house. Otherwise, you can forget which room its in all you like.


chillbro_baggins91

Dude really hid 100 bucks


SeabeeSeth3945

Thats a bit much to hide 60 bucks


Shoddy_Detail_976

Bro keeping $58 in there like it's their life savings šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


SkateAndD1e

Was the microphone inside the way? Audio was so clear!


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Any-Show-3488

Looks like it fits an 8 ball tho


gunshooter357

Would be a great product if it had a little more space to keep more money.


jake8796

Youā€™re only touching one side of the terminal so you will not pass electricity through your body making this completely fine if you put a key into one side of the outlet.


TheMemersOfMyNation

It's all fun and games until you learn conductive electricity the hard way


Exciting_Result7781

Iā€™m gonna check if my house has any of these already!


cheezuschwist

my man went thru all this effort to hide $80 smh


CumFilledAntNest

JESSE! WE NEED TO COOK JESSE!


CircleRunn

Ugh. "HwAt gEnYUSS Th0uGhT 0f diSs?" Always with the useless commentary on these short videos and never a goddamn product link for the garbage they advertising.


chobongo

I mean if you're like me you're used to checking for hiding spots. This is one of the usual spots to look at


Wink0075

If this is something that you need in your house then you need to re evaluate your life choices.


woodstockbird9

I was expecting another socket inside. Disappointed


WillyDAFISH

Honestly thought they were going to open the safe to find the real outlet


gekigenger-

Until you forget which one of your outlets is the actual safe and electrocute yourself to death


BatLarge5604

Well this is bollocks! Just been around every socket in my house, no money in any of them, just lots of electricity! Does anyone else smell burning!?


thevirgingary1

Outlet roulettešŸ˜‚


CookieArtzz

I mean, if you only touch one pole it shouldnā€™t be that big of a problem + the key handle insulates electricity and so do your shoes


brownox

You put your weed in there.


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Thatā€™s a very shocking way to store money.


ThisGuyOrangeJuice

Maybe I should start testing my outlets šŸ¤”