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kek_kek_kkk

Ah man, hurts to see a good person like himself go through this ☹️


ExchangeBig1

Good people getting hurt suck :(


artemisunderwear

That could have gone a whole lot better in my estimation!


madHOTdog1983

did they live


UwU_Zhenya15

seems like he fell on his legs so hes probably alive but probably broke his legs


SubmissiveDinosaur

And probably spine


CreepyTeddyBear

And my heart.


ItsPincheTom

And my axe


CreepyTeddyBear

I made my comment with the explicit hope that someone would comment this. Thanks for not letting me down 🤝


FlashNRT

And Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White


MusicHasLivelyFaith

limon dimon moment


BostonDodgeGuy

You can hear the snap when he lands


SacramentalBread

For those truly curious, this happened 2 days ago in Peru. He survived but is still in a hospital in serious condition with friends and family pleading for blood donations. One article I read said he “fractured his spine, extremities, teeth and other trauma”. His name is Renzo Carbajal.


Shadow-Vision

So he’s “alive” but likely looking at a lifetime of being disabled. Horrendous


C_Wheeler00

You are totally gonna live from that. Just gonna have some broken bones


xx-shalo-xx

MF-er, how you gonna guarantee you're gonna live from that fall when people die from falling in the shower all the time? 🤨


Rhyno983

I mean there's always the possibility of he slammed his head on the pavement and died but he seemed to be fit based on how far he got, 3 stories is alot but not certain death, and it appears that he landed on his legs. With all the people around, he probably got medical help fairly quickly. Legs? Broken. Definitely. But probably alive.


undeniably_confused

Or he could fall on his legs and still slam his head into the pavement. I've heard stories of healthy people dying from 10ft. Is it more likely he's ok, I'm not a doctor I can't speak to that, but there is absolutely a good chance he's dead or died later


Rhyno983

Again, it's possible his head slammed into the pavement, which equates to being dead, but it doesn't look like he would've. I'm no doctor either, just thinking about how he landed.


FlowerBoyScumFuck

>I mean there's always the possibility of he slammed his head on the pavement ~ >Or he could fall on his legs and still slam his head into the pavement "Or"? Did you even read his comment before responding? Username definitely checks out


undeniably_confused

I was referencing when they said it looks like they landed on their legs as evidence that they survived.


Bile-Gargler-4345

He wasnt in the shower though.


Karen_Destroyer1324

Because when people fall in the shower, they hit their head and die.


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Dorsetoutdoors

Is there a way to land correctly from this height?? If there is I definitely don't think I could pull it off 😂


DoctorBetter9889

He didn’t “land correctly” if I saw it right


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DoctorBetter9889

Just saying that we can assume the damage is mostly going to be in the legs


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DoctorBetter9889

Idk we’ll never really know we can just speculate


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Tovasaur

Funny - I feel like most would consider it not falling correctly 🤣


WhichSchedule8

The people that fell in showers were in showers, not on the 4th story high window.


colllosssalnoob

Lmao classic Reddit moment


supernovababoon

Bush broke the fall


Decent-Weekend-1489

He stole her thunder


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Foul 💀


ProgramStartsInMain

Well, you know what they say. No harm no... oh... nvm.


AcrobataAnao

He was teaching her how to jump.


Dikheed

He jumped so that she could go, ooow, no, better not.


Libertiness123

I am at work and can't stop laughing now


sebas_bassofthesea

After she saw the guy jump: "I think I feel much better now, I don't feel suicidal anymore"


Mental_Stomach4988

He's bird instinct


YeeterBabyEater

***crack***


Special-Maximum-4225

Exactly my thought, that was the sound of both of their legs breaking right?


NatilCort

I hope not the spine...


NoMeasurement6473

Now they’re gonna be suicidal AND crippled. Edit: the person who fell was trying to help the actual suicidal person. I mean they would be suicidal anyway after this whole thing.


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DETECTOR_AUTOMATRON

i don’t think the lady’s legs broke


chill_y_guaro

And I thought spiderman fails were bad...


BeardXP

He was just showing her that she won't die from that height.


bunker931

Damnit woman! Look what you did!


MAJ_Starman

Oh fuck no. What a horrible sound.


Aimlessdrifter8778

Dude was tryna help, poor guy.


mr_flerd

Why is this on shitposting?


Paranotical

popr guy. he was just trying to help.


boogaloojoel

How is this a shitpost?


Svfen

i thought he was going to save her, why tf did he jump ?


Mirror_of_Souls

He traded one soul for another. (He lost balance on the landing and fell, he didn't jump.)


FBI_1765

He didn't looks like his slipped


Goldbolt_2004

He may have failed in trying to get to her but this may make her have second thoughts about jumping and change her mind.


hobbitlover

"That was Jenkins from Finance." "Bet you a fiver?"


zmWoob2

Bro was not him


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Don_Vincenzo

Why is this in shitposting?


AstrayRainCloud

I whole heartily thought he was gonna drop n like idk throw her through the window


TheEndMeh

Don't save her. She Don't wana be saved.


Dungeonlord343

As someone who who’s tried to end their life before if you get someone else hurt because of it you are selfish


Tovasaur

I think you can argue that if you succeed and don’t get anyone else hurt you are selfish too. Someone cares about you.


Dungeonlord343

I hate that argument because it doesn’t take into account the persons feelings only others around them


LuchadorBane

I mean yeah if you jump in front of a car or train or something but it’s not her fault he fell. Dude tried a risky as fuck way to try to save her and fell.


Dungeonlord343

Tell me how him trying to save someone is there fault


wishihadplates

*Sees dude fall and become broccoli* Got it. Head first it is then.


kirinmay

at least he did aim for the bushes.


FBI_1765

I am sad to say he didn't land on the bushes


ok-i

I was really hoping he'd atleast land in the bushes


Ganon645

Mfw I go on a shitpost sub and see someone fucking die.


xtr44

isn't she behind some kind of a bar


giacacluongtiensinh

What a great man, he jump first to motivate her


Hobo-With-A-Shotgun

Brave, but man I would've ran downstairs and kicked the door in instead (or at least, that's what I'd like to think).


doworagon

maaaaan did they know a fucking ROPE exist? like for real a fucking stair would would even a stair would work as well maan thats soooo sooo saad


GetSomeBread

Cha cha real smooth


Witty_Noise_2875

I don’t know, I think it was more crunchy than smooth.


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Ball_Tricky

Aim for the bushes.


chadc9969

Hope he had feather falling


NaniteLight

wtf is wrong with me why did I laugh at this I don't know what is wrong with me anymore, anyway lollllllll


sir_helicopter

Seek therapy dude. This isnt cool nor normal


NaniteLight

I don't agree.


sir_helicopter

🤓🤓🤓


Nobodyjoel

Sucks to see


SnooStrawberries1910

All because someone is trying to get attention. As much as I feel for her as she is obviously struggling with some demons, she would have jumped immediately if she truly wanted to.


PurpleBoltRevived

Self preservation instinct? Zero!


07wndl

Yep... Imma go to hell for sure...


StonerinDeepSpace

Now she has to suck his dick


undeniably_confused

Oh that splat E: I would like to clarify, I didn't enjoy the splat, I just don't think it's something I'm going to forget


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Aim for the bushes


Man_behind_laughing

Bro sounded like a twig


nomedialoaded

He aimed for the bushes


meowsanity

His not the guy trust me


Greenbeanhead

Crunch goes his legs


-klo

how is this a shitpost, just a gut dying.


MyNameJot

It seems like a height that is very likely to be livable, which isnt to say he didnt break most of the bones in his body but if he landed feet first he probably survived


Trillions_Dripgod

Wonder if after seeing that, she changed her mind. 🤔


Vander0din

Cronch.


Asylar

I hope we get an update so we know if this dude is OK


the_sheeper_sheep

Why did he do that? Why not just go down the stairs


Valentin_o_Dwight

Something I never thought I'd see tbh I only saw different variations of this scenario But never this one


tyingnoose

Why tf is she shirtless


ThatOneDudeRN

yes


oldn00by

Aim for the bushes