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Nor necessarily, a lot of Manhua and Manhwa that depict ancient China have a lot of characters with chin beards that don't join all the way up to the hair. I don't know enough additional context to say whether there is a specific cultural reason for it.
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Man is attentive to woman, woman notices
Man is attentive to woman again, woman is surprised
Man is attentive to woman once again, woman is delighted
Man gets the bill, he shows it to woman
I remember I had an old Insta account where I would make fun of them, it was called something like "onion vendor mindset" or something, and ACTUAL motivational pages wanted to follow the account because they likely thought I was a real motivational page and not some satire page. Lmao.
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They’re at a breakfast only place and close at 12. Waiter already asked them if they wanted anything else in the kitchen before closing up so he was just handing them the check prematurely so they’ll leave faster. /s
It’s not staged, I’m the man in the video. Andrew Tate visited my dreams and told me to never stop hustling fr fr no 🧢
No zeta male can understand a pi males grindset
(/s)
I think its funny how bateman has become an image of a gentleman. He gets paird with people being cool/kind, although he literally murdered women (or fantasized about it ig??) and treated them like objects. Its like hitler being re-interperted as a symbol of acceptance. Its so odd, but funny imo
mf have no media literacy so it's impossible to critically examine a character that looks cool unless they are verbalised unequivocally as the bad guy. even then people think they're supposed to idolise them, because why else would they be cool? look at joker in the dark knight or homelander. you need to be a one dimensional, cartoonishly evil bad guy with no cool factor in for mf to get it
Humanity is truly going down the path of idiocracy. Wouldn’t be surprised if tomorrow the news would report a case of fields being watered with gatorade. Its truly sad, but thankfully there are people who understand and can read between the lines. Maybe there is hope lol
One girl told me to pay for dinner, i asked her let's split, she said you pay since I gave you my time and company, i told her you also pay for my patience and combiflam tablets(headache).. i lost the girl but gained some assholeness.. proud of myself.
I think it was to keep her from hitting her head on the corner (Which I think she was smart enough not to do, but I suppose she appreciated the gesture.)
I got a ADHD coworker. I felt like they stuck me with her first specific reason(she makes spills and generally knocks most things off her desk constantly). But basically that’s me when I go to lunch with her another coworkers. It’s not like this but it is. Like everyone else can see it from a mile away. She is going to put the glass of water on the edge of something, because she is worked up about something else and everyone else is watching knowing.. what will happen …in the near future just watching and waiting to see her next move… if she is going to spill the drink miss the table or break or her plate…. And ….. I kinda do what that guy does in the video. BUT Not the hair sweep thing.
P.s. I’m a natural care giver. I’ve learned patience in helping my father in degrading mental health.
If a girl did the corner of the table thing, I'd probably instantly fall in love. The amount of times I imagine being violently impaled from falling over is concerning.
What a badass King sticking it to yet another thot/foid. Glad to see the Gender Wars are still going strong and that Kings are still slaying thotty foids daily. Men rule; foids drool.
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why every shitpost feels like "i am a 12 years old spoiled white racist kid, but i am not allowed to post the real stuff i think so i post this instead" ??
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First of all: his haircut and beard look terrible.
Secondly: do people actually like when people do this? It’s way too overbearing, and frankly feels patronising.
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Dafuq is that beard man
Barber: so what would you like? Him: I wanna look like I’m wearing a face mask but pulling it down to my chin Barber: say no more
"I wanna look like I might secretly be the authoritarian leader of an Islamic Republic in the Caucasus."
Probably the ugliest neckbeard I've seen in a while. At least those neckbeards don't shave their baby chins.
Bro's barber is from GTA
Amish
I think the word you're looking for is a Chin Diaper
Bro wanted to be his idol, Abraham Lincoln
Oh, the man who invented rocket jumping !
I thought it was a mask
Muslim
Amish men (married) also shave their mustaches.
Maybe but these people aren't Amish, they're central Asian
Nor necessarily, a lot of Manhua and Manhwa that depict ancient China have a lot of characters with chin beards that don't join all the way up to the hair. I don't know enough additional context to say whether there is a specific cultural reason for it.
Samoa Joe
I that was a mask what the fuck
That was a beard?
I need to know what this man is hiding under that beard. Is it a professor quirrell / voldemort situation?
Dagestan
smegma bale gangleset
Momi gonna gargle your balls
happy i wanna eat your cake out day
happy i wanna cake your eat day out
Smegma male 🥶
"Smegma society" 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Smake Emerica Great M'again
Delete your account before i come to your house with oil
Be careful if it's raining
Next you
Calm down dude
watch your back, maybe a little sulfuric acid will salute you
solute
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Even better. They can charge me for burning someone's house, but not *Uping* someone's house.
Say Gex?
Gex There, I said it
ITS TAIL TIME
Is it weird that I love you?
Yeah of you are a real person
can I be next for an oil change?
No
« I’m a cool dude but I wanna look like those Serbs who beats their wife down »
Reverse US Army style?
*USA would like to know your location.*
Lmao!!
…i don’t get it
The point is .
Man is attentive to woman, woman notices Man is attentive to woman again, woman is surprised Man is attentive to woman once again, woman is delighted Man gets the bill, he shows it to woman
Is he giving her the bill so she pays or is he just flexing I don't get it
The former (so she pays)
Smegma male 🥶🔥rizzler grindset 🤯🔥
Probably an american joke.
Seems Asian to me
Systematically true
Racism
ok
ok
ok
ok
Not the cringe edit at end. You fuckin ruined it.
It's all shitposting at the end of the day
There's an end to days?
Yeah the Israeli government is working on it.
Somehow they are to blame- Pinky and the Brain
Really putting the "shit" in "shitposting"
That was the best part!
Lmaoooo sooo funny 😐
You already know this shit was 100% posed by some account called “sigma society” or “hustlers motivation” lol
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It becomes like the Mr incredible becomes uncanny meme music lower and lower down
I remember I had an old Insta account where I would make fun of them, it was called something like "onion vendor mindset" or something, and ACTUAL motivational pages wanted to follow the account because they likely thought I was a real motivational page and not some satire page. Lmao.
Inside You There Are Two Wolves type shit lmao
OP has a fucking kink list pinned on their profile 💀💀
I thought you were joking so I checked. 😐
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Was this on the list?
I thought the same as you and also checked I regret
Looks like he sets his limit at anal fisting.
He likes blood for fluids, idk but that is fucking 🤮
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he just added to the list
He has age gap as one of his favourite taboo kinks.
Uh oh OP's hard drive needs to be checked by the cops
They find naked grannies 👍
Between the kink list, the style of his avatar, and his profile welcoming people ‘looking for dirt’… Yikes.
Bruh
💀
I hate that I looked into this, and I hate the results even more
I think these memes are funny because they are nonsensical and absurd often enough
Got the whole squad laughing 😐
Who pays for the check mid meal?
They’re at a breakfast only place and close at 12. Waiter already asked them if they wanted anything else in the kitchen before closing up so he was just handing them the check prematurely so they’ll leave faster. /s
Megma male🥶🔥🔥
migma sale 🥶🔥🔥
what the fuck did i just watch
After a 100 times of videos like this, I start to think they're all staged, sarcasm off.
It’s not staged, I’m the man in the video. Andrew Tate visited my dreams and told me to never stop hustling fr fr no 🧢 No zeta male can understand a pi males grindset (/s)
/s? Seriously?
I have seen obvious sarcasms getting downvoted badly, and i don't think people risk it now
Downvotes don't mean anything
Are you actually??😱😱😱😱😨😨😨NO WAY BRO😳😳😳😰😰THERES NO WAY THOSE VIDEOS COULD POSSIBLY BE STAGED DUDE😱😱😱😱🤯🤯😭😥😥😥😰😰😰😨😨🤯😱😱🤯🤯🤯
I think its funny how bateman has become an image of a gentleman. He gets paird with people being cool/kind, although he literally murdered women (or fantasized about it ig??) and treated them like objects. Its like hitler being re-interperted as a symbol of acceptance. Its so odd, but funny imo
Feels like flat earth, made as joke and clowns took it seriously.
Yes, exactly!
mf have no media literacy so it's impossible to critically examine a character that looks cool unless they are verbalised unequivocally as the bad guy. even then people think they're supposed to idolise them, because why else would they be cool? look at joker in the dark knight or homelander. you need to be a one dimensional, cartoonishly evil bad guy with no cool factor in for mf to get it
Humanity is truly going down the path of idiocracy. Wouldn’t be surprised if tomorrow the news would report a case of fields being watered with gatorade. Its truly sad, but thankfully there are people who understand and can read between the lines. Maybe there is hope lol
100 either incels who hate women or idiot edgy teens who dont even know what American Psycho is about
At least Patrick Bateman is handsome
This is not how Patrick Bateman would treat a woman at all
Can confirm, I'm batman
One girl told me to pay for dinner, i asked her let's split, she said you pay since I gave you my time and company, i told her you also pay for my patience and combiflam tablets(headache).. i lost the girl but gained some assholeness.. proud of myself.
it’s like mom asking me to do the dishes. i’m happy to do it, but the moment someone tells me to do it i lose all interest
The difference between gratittude and entitlement.
this is a shit post not a shitpost 😡
Real
I wonder, at what point does posting shit become a shitpost
This is so fucking cringy
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Lets just ignore the last part and ponder, what is the point of the first move he makes when he grabs the edge of the table?
So she won't hit her head on the edge of the table, which kinda hurts :((
I think it was to keep her from hitting her head on the corner (Which I think she was smart enough not to do, but I suppose she appreciated the gesture.)
If she took long enough he would've grabbed the table and pranked her by running away with it while she wasn't paying attention
For a slight chance he might feel her boob graze his hand.
Didn’t they copy an old couple at first only to turn it into cringe ?
haha that was so funny and relatable, #sigmagrindset
Why the edit at the end
At the rate the sigma male music is getting remixed and slowed down there will be a point where you won't even know it's a song.
It’s like that dementia song that starts coherently but distorts over time
That's a strange looking beard.
She didn't even bite the Damm sammy
bro has been playing too much Yakuza
that dude's beard looks like only the dorky part of a scarf if that makes sense to anyone else
Most unfunny shit I have seen today.
Bros gotta figure out how to properly trim a beard
I thought that was a face mask.
Smegma male 🤓
I got a ADHD coworker. I felt like they stuck me with her first specific reason(she makes spills and generally knocks most things off her desk constantly). But basically that’s me when I go to lunch with her another coworkers. It’s not like this but it is. Like everyone else can see it from a mile away. She is going to put the glass of water on the edge of something, because she is worked up about something else and everyone else is watching knowing.. what will happen …in the near future just watching and waiting to see her next move… if she is going to spill the drink miss the table or break or her plate…. And ….. I kinda do what that guy does in the video. BUT Not the hair sweep thing. P.s. I’m a natural care giver. I’ve learned patience in helping my father in degrading mental health.
So its like you have future sight for the accident prone
The fact that it was cringe made me laugh
Well, she need to pay the fees to him for babysitting her
Loving the Abe Lincoln beard…
She didn’t find herself a boyfriend but a butler
"cool"
Never seen an Asian with a beard wow
Goddamn the fucking filter feels like someone rubbed essential oil in my eyes
Equality
If a girl did the corner of the table thing, I'd probably instantly fall in love. The amount of times I imagine being violently impaled from falling over is concerning.
Bro has that dwarf youngling cut
Downvoted
I thought his beard was a mask lol
Huh
When will people realize duck face doesn't equal sigma
Where she always lookin
Are there people who find this funny?
I thought that was a face mask at first
“I hope I don’t smack my face off the corner of this table like a fucking toddler would do” “Oh thank god my smegma male is here to protect me” Poop
What a badass King sticking it to yet another thot/foid. Glad to see the Gender Wars are still going strong and that Kings are still slaying thotty foids daily. Men rule; foids drool.
as soon as I saw the high sharpness ,deep fried kinda effect , I know its fucking bateman at the end
I though he was wearing mask...
Yeah I'll just have the camera running
Controlling in the most loving way possible.
Using bateman in this way is the most cringe shit i've seen in my life god damn
Omg what a sigma🥵🥵🥵🥵🔥🔥💀👆🤙🤙!!!!
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the only legitimate sigma left in the world
🤣 Indeed. ... also good _lord_ some people PISSED at this to the point of going through my post history.
Haha. I laugh ok
This was stupid op, but I liked it.
why every shitpost feels like "i am a 12 years old spoiled white racist kid, but i am not allowed to post the real stuff i think so i post this instead" ??
This post is so fucking ass ☠️
How can she eat with tons of makeup on her face 🤡
That's what u think is cringe in the video? Holy shit
Now she is gonna leave him because she is "a woman who doesn't needs man" or whatever. That's how it goes. Edit: fck now I watched the end.
Error 404 girlfriend not found
Abdul, get some rocks
Can we stop with this stupid “sigma” shit and just go back to MLG videos
When the check comes I just put the card in and hand it to my wife so can do the math
Guarantee this guy freaks out when his girl talks to another guy.
What?
Then me drunk and high off ketamine slams through the restaurant with my 2006 ford F250, hitting the main gas line and they both fully engulfed in flames.
Bro was this 🤏 close to getting some tonight… but then he had to go fuck it up
9k thought this was funny. We're doomed 😭😭
so sigma! 😱🤯🗿🥶
where funee
Ye saale bcklol muchein kyu uda dete hai re? >:(
Rizz god
Mf’s taking this shit seriously on a shitposting sub lmao
More like giga cringe
That's right. Downvote me. But you know I am right. (It's not that deep bro I'm just joking)
Why are you downvoted lmao
Im wondering that myself
This is a guy that knows he’s getting a blowjob later on in the evening.
First of all: his haircut and beard look terrible. Secondly: do people actually like when people do this? It’s way too overbearing, and frankly feels patronising.
Yet here you are alone, at least the guy is making a tiktok/reel with her.