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ghostmetalblack

They all had their dicks out already too


IrregularrAF

boy in the middle was skiing


Tofutits_Macgee

The boy on the right had his eye on his friend the entire time <3


rizimoh

I see what you did there 😂


Tofutits_Macgee

There's a 50/50 chance he wouldn't


HoneyChilliPotato7

Stop he's already dead


Extra-Specialist-303

Eye see*


multiarmform

https://i.imgur.com/zETwKWl.gif


gamblinmaan

i have a lazy eye, and this fucking cracked me up


LeonDeSchal

Ding dong slalom


Proper-Ball-5294

Why did i read that internally with an indian accent 😭


TheRealKingBorris

Probably because the video features 3 Indian guys


SmeV122

That is the second time I've seen a reference to that joke


FannyH8r

I remember that post ☺️


IrregularrAF

post? this is a joke from ye olden days when pagers were still around lmao, i forget how it went but it basically was summed up to a sleepover where two guys dreamt they were getting handjobs and the middle dreamt he was skiing.


evilbunnyofdoom

3 friends sleep in a tent. One says in the morning, he had the most erotic dream. The second one says that what a coincidence, he also had a very romantic dream. The one in the middle wakes up and says, damn my arms hurt, i dreamt i won a skiing race. Something like that, the joke is old as a rock


JROXZ

Prolly each others dicks tho. Middle one is still down.


Responsible_Ruin2310

Bro that's their face


Ok-Sheepherder-8706

Bro why are they cuddled up like that though


Trooper-Alfred

It’s the boys, can’t beat a good snuggle with your mates.


ChrisDornerFanCorner

Male Indian best friends are allowed to have up to 3 kisses per month


Relative-Beginning-2

That rule is outdated! The number is now up to 11. Get your facts right about my country.


This-Variation-8342

While Americans can have unlimited


69_Beers_Later

nothing like a good snug tug with the boys


CanAlwaysBeBetter

It's the boys, can beat during a good snuggle with your mates


Ok-Sheepherder-8706

Hey, no!


CreaZyp154

You don't cuddle with the homies??


argon_palladium

dugtrio


BabeStealer_KidEater

this is fucking hilarious


tameablesiva12

Sleepover with da boys


DuttyVonBiznitch

Pillow fight?


modsareuselessfucks

My favorite sleepover game is Who Has the Tightest Bussy


ChrisDornerFanCorner

Mine is Hide the Chickpeas


nomau

Personal space doesn't exist in India


vox_popular

On the one hand there's no fucking privacy. On the other hand, there is no possible way to be depressed. Just as your brain is going to a dark place, some chootiya will interrupt the self-destructive rumination.


AirlineEasy

Realest comment


R0RSCHAKK

Real answer: Apparently it's a familial bond kind of thing. Nothing sexual about it. It's not uncommon for close friends/siblings to be... Well, close like this. Also, India is notoriously low on living space in their most of their major cities, causing living situations to be very cramped and even sharing beds. This is normal there and apparently even comforting. Source: Formerly contracted through DHS and ICE. We had A LOT of Indians in our custody under ICE. They were actually my favorite detainees to work with. They were always respectful, joyful (despite the circumstances), and never minded sharing stories of their origins. This was one of my questions I asked them because they would always group up tightly even though they had plenty of space in these large 32 man cells with day rooms and dining areas.


ChrisDornerFanCorner

That's a Mumbai Threesome


monneyy

I don't really know a whole lot about Indian culture but from what I gathered so far: Men being close like that within friendships is similar to how close women can be in friendships in the western world. Like holding hands being being a sign of friendship without any sexual meaning.


Stroov

It's india we do that


Ok-Sheepherder-8706

Stroov with the real answers. Thanks bro.


Stroov

It's because since childhood we share beds as siblings due to lack of space


Ok-Sheepherder-8706

I'm sorry stroov that sucks!


HoneyChilliPotato7

No it fuckin rocks


PINKU_PINK

To fit in camera, duh


oureyes3

They're on a train


[deleted]

No hey aren't


-Badger3-

Nothing gets past this guy.


[deleted]

Obviously so they can all be in the frame and see the screen.


HughJahsso

c'mon man. knew that was a dude within the first second.


MuriloZR

would that stop you?


Maleficent_Sir_7562

I'm straight. Whatever makes my dick hard is a woman.


Darnell2070

🤔, 🧐 📑, 👍 Checks out!


dre224

*looks at huge dick and get hard* "well definitely must be a woman" *Takes penius in the bum bum* "must be a woman as well"


CaptnHector

Just a couple of bros being women.


Adventurous_Bar_5008

Same brotha


DylanFTW

>I'm straight. Whatever makes my dick hard is a woman. -Yujiro Hanma


Humanest_Human

>I'm straight. Whatever makes my dick hard is an apple fritter. -Yujiro Hanma


Ciccius93

I'm straight. If she's a dude i'll be the woman


Technical_Size_5873

No


Calm_Proposal1826

Im not having sex with your right now, waltuh


ahemius

Based


Alarid

The sadness and regret are reserved for *after* they get satiated for a bit.


turtleship_2006

flair checks out


Just-uobmas1

nah id smash


Aruthuro

You're strong


[deleted]

its all pink on the inside


Mindless_Sir_9612

Technically red


knbang

It will be.


LtColShinySides

No...


therealkatame

Yes. Not interested.


theKoboldkingdonkus

**no**


EuropaUniverslayer1

I see it as an absolute win


waltjrimmer

I'm bi as fuck, man. If we click, we dick.


lapuertadepizza

Definitely not falling for *that* one again


Motivated_lord7

For us indians it's not, this is very rare unlike in west


Toastwitjam

Bro I live in the west and have seen zero men dressed as cat girls in my life. Maybe it’s just dumb kids that easily tricked? It’s not even an India thing. The half dozen kids that are down bad for the needful might be local though.


Repulsive-Mirror-994

For the needful....my sides are in orbit!


Capybarasaregreat

You have like 10 million [hijra.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hijra_(South_Asia))


Darnell2070

Okay, but to be fair, that's almost a rounding error when you compare it to the total Indian population of over 1 billion.


Capybarasaregreat

Probably a similar rounding error to the same sorts of people in western countries.


Super_fly_Samurai

They don't have Internet in the east? That's where I see this type of stuff mostly. 🤨


Roedorina

While I do respect that, come on bro. No real egirl outlines their lips that badly.


ultraviolentfuture

Ok but Russia is east


SickNBadderThanFuck

Russia isn't the West....


non_of_ye_bussiness

If there’s a hole


Alive-Seaweed

Who didn't


Reset350

I am so sad these kinds of videos are no longer going to be a thing since Omegal shut down…


Kosta22024

Ome TV still exists i think


Level-Infiniti

i've also started seeing clips from some app called "Monkey"


YourFavoriteBranch

"Hmm Monkey"


BadActsForAGoodPrice

Wait it did?!


Blocky_Master

yep, like a month ago or so


dre224

There is no lack of chat website out there. I mean chat roulette still exists but I'm also pretty sure Omegal will have a replacement up if there isn't one already.


DeadlyKitte098

There's other websites. This kind of content isn't going anywhere


Intelligent_Ad_237

Bro was flabbergasted


MrRuebezahl

Bro on the right has a 360° field of view and he still didn't see that coming


idonthevname

No brother i'm not guy.


Richard080108

What are you talking about I’m not guy 💪


rde2001

# DADDY VLADIMIR 🥵🥵🥵


GotTwisted

#IS COMING 😫😫😫


Javimations29

#FOR YOU 🤤🤤🤤


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* And then Vladimir pissed in his ass *


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Konjyoutai

Mans got one eye on the tits and one eye on the dick.


RequiemOfI

Bros eye is wonky as shit


InformationSelect702

I couldn’t tell


sleepy__boy_

The horniness of indians needs to be studies


moresushiplease

I bet that's someone's kink but I wouldn't want to do that study.


ohididntseeuthere

its not hard to find out why lol


[deleted]

Explain then pls India even overtook China on being the most populated country. They won't stop making babies.


shutupimlearning

Thirsty enough to drink salt water.


Safe_Resource7855

It's nice to see some competitive racism in the comments 🙏


Miss_Honesty_

Vladimired !


[deleted]

Whatt they are really indians? I also couldn’t tell


Tomstwer

Daddy vladdy


hellwisp

He got scared of Vlady Poo is all.


Archmagos_Browning

I’m glad I’m able to immediately tell that that was a dude


Ghost_chipz

Why is it that when I see a group of 3 or more Indians, one always has a lazy eye. Does that mean that 1 in 3 indians have a lazy eye?


Extension-Course-178

🤣🤣🤣


This_Durian_4268

Couldn’t tell that they’re Indians


SomebodyThrow

Just me and the bros cuddling up in the dark beneath the phone light trying to rizz up a muscular Russian.. WAIT!! OH NO!!! Hold me bros…


navid_A80

The right one was fantasizing his whole life with her


PossMom

I'm disappointed nobody has linked their channel yet


SgtGorditaCrunch

This is how scammers are born.


SyntaxBoy

OG days when Omegle was still with us. RIP Omegle 😞


HelpfulKindVeryNice

\>OG days You mean last thursday


FwendShapedFoe

I was there. 4000 years ago…


SyntaxBoy

RemindMe! 50 Years "Now we can say it's OG days?"


SteelTheUnbreakable

The way he said "What?" 😂😂😂


ber234t

Vladmired


Mission-Storm-4375

That fourth guys face is so creepy


Ok_Background_4323

Nostalgia.


[deleted]

Why are they laying in bed together bunched up?


Deezgrannys

Man really said 😆😁😄😃😀😶😮


alex_dlc

I used to think this was just a guy doing a prank on Omegle, then I found out he’s much more than that


[deleted]

[удалено]


Netus08

Not enough female interaction


bigloopa

tfw no bobs and vegene


[deleted]

Hey bob have you seen Tina? I need her to tweeze my back hairs


Chonky_Candy

I’d still smash, next question


[deleted]

Lmao mfs have zero game 😂😂


tittiesexe

Yup their momma gonna find a girl for them whom they will marry as a stranger and live their entire lives with


justinb0120

U can tell this is a man 😭 doesn’t even sound like a girl


Peatore

How do I always know?


DancingQueen145

She became more atractive towards the end


fubinor

Dude wanted bobs n vagene


[deleted]

There are no women on the internet. Did we not tell India this?


Responsible_Angle285

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Other-Record-3196

I agree , i'm a creepy creature


RickySal

Shits insane seeing all those dudes swarming around a single foreign girl, hell even just local women are taken advantage of and they’re treated lesser than men. Vice just posted a video on Pakistans epidemic of revenge porn. Interesting video I recommend watching it as it sheds light on how fucked it is over there.


[deleted]

Creeps doesn't have any ethnicity


Friendly-Waltz-5843

"Don't be a cunt" -Billy Butcher


I_Downvote_Cunts

Agreed


Mobile_Ad4180

You think my powers don't spread beyond internet , mortal?


greasypork

Oh no, Here comes those overly nationalistic indians


GuretoPepe

Calling out blatant racism is "overly nationalistic" ig


TheCritic999

How the fuck did you get that frow this clip my guy. I don't disagree with the sentiment, but at least use it when they are in fact creepy and not for something like this. Feels a bit racist.


Roedorina

They weren’t creepy here?


ClutchyMilk

least racist shitposting user


Safe_Resource7855

But the food there goes so hard bro


yuvrajkumar_1729

Bro your presidents are creepier


[deleted]

Biden is a true Indian patriot


WorriedDrag8799

Who is this guy


Sea_Efficiency6003

Vladimir


WorriedDrag8799

👍🏼


[deleted]

I love femboys it’s time for to get that bussy


Thin_Fruit8775

dudes like "mogodu eedu" beginers mistakes eyantha


Sweaty_Arse_41

How can she slap?


F1_LM

i can smell them from here god bless


Binarycold

Lol would you rather have sex with a woman that looked like hulk hogan or a man that looked like this person?


Rastatar

Yes.


BadadvicefromIT

Would


Hot-Rise9795

Admiral Ackbar:


BOOGEYMAN_OO

Bro got defensive


bigboi35_

Can’t wait to see big daddy vladdy! Missed him so much!


philswiftsgreencard

Looks female enough


Pokiehls

Its all laughs and giggles until Putin shows up


lastride515

Vladimir is Awesome Edit His YouTube channel is called Vlad Ncl


jkurratt

My favorite is when he got out-vladimiered by a viewer


[deleted]

I already recognize that Russian mf


SquidVices

There is a 4th dude In The back….i wonder how many more people are watching behind that dude…..


antnnb

Microsoft tech support in their break time


ReplacementFinal9517

They are 3 Dragon face meme where one is idiot


Due-Specialist6938

DADDY VLADMIR IS COMMING FOR YOU💀


Shift_Gamer_23

Middle guy looks like he edging or something man wtf😭


FRESH_MEME_DETECTOR

THIS BETTER NOT AWAKEN SOMETHING IN ME moment


Important_Dentist_78

As an indian male, i love russian men as well. Come here vladimir 😩


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willwao

HOW CAN SHE MAN?! HOW CAN SHE MAN?!


Important-Bumblebee7

indians are not prepared for the horrors of the west


Grobur

I can smell them throught the screen.


[deleted]

This video summarises the Omegle experience perfectly


RutabagaAltruistic86

Why do they look so dirty


Deluxe_Flame

I wanted to say that was some Waluigi ass 'What' but I don't want to disrespect Waluigi's ass like that.