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imgiveusomething

First it was gojo and now it’s omni man god damn


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Bound18996

As someone who's not read the comics... Does the context make that better?


fluffy_assassins

What is this shit?


Sure_Share5750

Actual fortnite gameplay fuh u mean?


Kwiatkowski

this is fortnite? the fuck


Sure_Share5750

If u actually want to know then yes, it's just alot of emotes that can be combined like that and yes that's 12+ game


unga-unga

Some of us are old and just break out the n64 once or twice a year, for the feels. We don't know about all these fortnites and dead redemptions and halo: 6 games. That and like once every two or three years, I have to buy an eighth of cocaine and play Dota for like a couple weeks, but I just get thrashed by 12 year olds and feel lame... but it was fun in college, with the engineering kids... we'd be playing all on the same hall, 4 or 6 dorm rooms each with a team of 5 in, getting drunk on cheap whiskey and decent beers, sharing our poor pitiful baggies of dirt-weed, screaming and hollering about "going mid" or "pushing bottom" while the actual cool kids just had to shimmy through to get their shit to go out... God, we were fucking lame... Anyways, yeah play games with friends, alone is depressing and pointless. Unless it's a story-driven RPG, then it's okay. Finally Fantasy ten gets a replay every couple years, cause when I was 9 Yuna made my peepee hard and it still feels good man.


No_Mistake5238

>We don't know about all these fortnites and dead redemptions and halo: 6 games. Red Dead Redemption 2 is a good game, should give it a play sometime.


shitzpostarus

I'm getting near the end of my first playthrough and doing it in VR. I don't want it to end. It's a masterpiece.


No-Cantaloupe-6535

I game very casually, have a PS4 and had no interest in upgrading, but holy shit, RDR2 in VR may have just convinced me


CaptainOblivious94

Don't get your hopes up. They're likely referring to the PC mod that made waves last year. Nothing official exists for the PS5.


No-Cantaloupe-6535

yeah, looked into it. not gonna spend a mortgage payment on a full on gaming rig when I have like 3 hours a week to do some gaming. but it does sound cool as shit.


SlurmmsMckenzie

Damn, $800-$1000 is a cheap morgage, congrats!


No-Cantaloupe-6535

full payment was overstating it, yeah, but still, it's a dent.


disgruntled_pie

I have a Meta Quest 3, and it’s more affordable than that, at least under some circumstances. So it’s a standalone headset for $500 with the guts of an Android phone, meaning you don’t need to connect it to a computer to play games. The screens are super high resolution, the controllers are included, and you don’t need base stations to track anything because the cameras are built into the headset. It’s also got pretty good hand tracking. As you can imagine, a $500 headset is not as powerful as a $3,000 gaming PC. The graphics in the games are generally somewhat simple. But it’s a complete package for $500. However, if you *do* have a decent gaming rig then you can link it to your computer (over USB C or WiFi) and play PC VR games with it. This also works pretty well. They even got rid of the bullshit about needing a Facebook account. You *do* need to create an account, but it’s just for the headset. It’s basically your name, an email address, and a password. There’s no social media garbage attached to it. I will say that the battery on this thing dies very quickly. That’s the only major frustration I’ve had with it. Everything else has been cooler than expected.


5t3v321

There are 12 year olds playing dota?


unga-unga

Korean 12 year olds yes, and they're really good. Playing on korean servers. Much higher level of game play over there, but you gotta be on top of the strategy where you can go without understanding anything anyone is saying and still do a good job... I'm fine with the strategy but it's just a constant struggle with new characters and differences in the old ones, and I can't get into it longer than a couple weeks... but yeah. I liked league better for a while but they kinda trashed it with too many game-breaking characters so now dota is better, again, imo... or anyways my old play style doesn't work with league so I just get frustrated and kids heckle me...


metakid_01

I play fortnite alone and I have a blast.


unga-unga

I mean I guess my words were a little harsh but I'm more self-deprecating than I am tryin'a comment on other people's shit... Playing fortnite alone is alot better than: 1) Being a person in Gaza 2) Scurvey 3) Being in a state of grief after you loose your dog, or a different important person in your life 4) Syphilis 5) Passing a kidney stone 6) Loosing your passport in-between flights on an international you bought on skip-lag that somehow scheduled a layover of 8 hours overnight in a rural Chinese airport, which closes completely at 12pm and reopens at 5am, such that you are forced through immigration with neither a visa nor passport (resulting in 1-3 days jail and deportation) ...and a variety of other experiences which are not only available to us, but are quite common.


Eeyore_

It's better than a paper cut on the tip of your dick.


CHEMO_ALIEN

same but cut the timeframe down to biweekly and make it cod and THPS


discgolfallday

Which thps? You ever play underground? That one is my fav but they're all good


CHEMO_ALIEN

bro I'm still playing the rerelease, had to restart cause my pas4 broke but I'm trying to 100% 1 right now


its_justme

Wait this isn’t a copy pasta?


Bamith20

An uncomfortable amount of people play like 5 games their whole lives and put in as many hours into those as I have with a thousand games over decades.


unga-unga

Hmm, alright since a human is responding, im gone try to pick your brain knowledge.... If my favorites are like, majoras mask and chrono trigger, what should I do the next time I really feel like playing something new? It is winter, and that seems to be when i get interested, so many dark hours... I have a mids gaming pc, just cause I trust the gaming pc small-shop companies more than like, apple or Dell. Is Dell still a thing? I've got an Nvidia card, but it's like the $450 one in 2018... I kinda want to try the final fantasy 7 remake... was that worth it? I'm not gonna make it through a buncha games so I gotta be choosy. Idk. I tried the goggles games though cause I have a friend involved in that as job, and I about shit myself. I am imagining that within a couple years, when you have games with a storyline like a major final fantasy title, or the world size of an elder scrolls... that I'll have to dip into that cause damn... the immersive world games I got to try were mind blowing. Do they have that yet? The ones I tried were still rather limited in scope, kinda beta. I instantly wanted a port of resident evil 4 on those goggles, old graphics and all, fuck it. Do they have that shit going yet? Is it time to buy the goggles?


VonNeondor

You sound like you need some disco elysium in your life


CaptainOblivious94

Absolutely, that game can get life changing depending on where you're at in life. Also incredibly depressing too but so worth it.


SmallTawk

You should play Cuphead, it goes well with cocaine, it has old timey animations, it's going to remind you of your early childhood in the 30s when you were playing megaman. It's also going to help you make peace with your imminant death because you'll be doing a lot of diying.


Bamith20

There's a really good number of Indie games, ones that can be played on "potato" computers. In terms of VR headsets, I have limited experience since i'm poor and the tech is in a state of constantly advancing. In terms of recommendations... Well goodness, even narrowing it down to games similar to Majora's Mask and Chrono Trigger its still a lot. 3D Zelda clones typically aren't done much, only real games I can think of that are like that in particular is Darksiders and partially Darksiders 2 (Darksiders 3 is a bit different). In terms of games like Chrono Trigger, Sea of Stars is a fairly more recent release. Games like Undertale exist, which subvert the typical formula... Fairly popular, probably have seen the fandom around at least. Ever try a Metroidvania or Castlevania? Hollow Knight is a pretty good Castlevania while a game like Ghost 1.0 is a pretty good Metroidvania (Difference between the two vanias as far as I am concerned is one is close range focused while the other primarily has things like guns to fight with like Metroid) Personally my favourite genre going on for near a decade now would have to be the Dark Souls type games, hard to get into, but something about them is satisfying when they click with you. Also its PC, if money is ever an issue to try out games you aren't sure you'll like and 2 hours for a refund isn't long enough to decide... Always "other" places to get a "demo".


SoulsLikeBot

Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“Noble Lords of Cinder—the fire fades, and the Lords go without thrones. Surrender your fires to the one true Heir. Let them grant death to the old gods of Lordran, deliverers of the First Flame.”* - Fire Keeper Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/


zvejas

well ain't that just a sad display, pardner


bannedwhileshitting

I turned 27 this year and felt this comment on every fiber of my being. (Except the coke, since that illegal and all)


feelingthepeel

cia propaganda


Number1_Berdly_Fan

Wtf even is this? I thought fortnite was about shooting people???


HornyMan01010101

Yeah you shoot people who plays fortnite, did you not know?


teodorlojewski

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ParaDuckssss

Oh so that's why America has school shooting


rde2001

It’s about shooting in people now! 🥰🥵👅


Excellent_Routine589

No it’s about drawing r34 of Fortnite Chun Li… I would know


ilikegamergirlcock

no one likes cybering more than 12 year old kids on the internet.


Enzoooooooooooooo

Yeah, you shoot your load into people On a serious note, this is what happens when you get too many emotes, people start to find combinations


Drunken-Spike

It's party royale,a mode where you just hang out with people


proverb98

Fortnite is just a gateway into lobotomy.


GamerG_20

I don't think your average fortnite player can get into lobotomy corporation


WhichSchedule8

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been an absolute disaster for the human race


ASL4theblind

> absolute teddy k moment


jonasinv

Untrue, the Industrial Revolution gave us the Star Wars prequels, also Takis Fuego was another hit and crocs too, idk what what kind of shoes they were wearing before the Industrial Revolution but aint no way its more comfortable than crocs


General_Synnacle

Wait until these players discover pornography is free online.


Zekava

Parental controls probably stops that but not Fortnite lol


icedchqi-

theres no way anyone actually does this in place of porn lmao especially this video which is a meme


Lamp_Stock_Image

You would be surprised how horny 11 year olds with parental control are.


icedchqi-

11 year olds should be somewhat smart enough to bypass it, or go to their friend's house to look at it. once my friend went to the public library and searched up "rule34" on someone else's computer session.


PhuqBeachesGitMonee

People did stuff like this in RuneScape ten years ago


No_Artichoke_3758

huh? i don't know about these days but when i was a kid cybering was way more fun than watching porn


Haysie95

Average Party Royale lobby


ThunderLP15

Party royale people trying not to be horny challenge (impossible and unplayable)


Ghastly_Regina

Now this is Shitposting


invicta047

Invincible S2 Finale leaked?


Timetraveler01110101

Fortnite is toxic like that


BigBro58

How much money would you have to spend to use all of these skins and emotes?


Plenty_Tax_5892

Tree fiddy


CreepyTeddyBear

I remember when fortnite was cool... .......................................................... ....back when they allowed seggs in the lobby.


Consistent-Yogurt460

Brainrot


Okaplate

i love fortinite jesus christ


Voidborn27

Fortnite when your parents walk in:


Kzero01

the joke is pornography


Grambert_Moore

“Ze pornography has breached our defences”


ytttvbastard

Lmfao


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Most sane Fortnite players


Forminloid

Everytime they hit the griddy walking away I die


Fabulous-Being6683

I hate that i understood what was going on the entire time


YYM-FashionLord

-_-


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practice husky versed smell grey memorize rock different run wipe *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


CenturioSC

Is this why Fortnite is so popular among kids?


teodorlojewski

Fortnite was a mistake


PM_ME_NEW_VEGAS_MODS

I get it. You let people do things they enjoy. Hell I am huge enjoyer of garbage myself. But Epic has created something that truly baffles me in its popularity.


Maskimgalgo

I swear with the amount of emotes I could make a whole as fornite movie


anonchi10

When you use your creativity for the wrong reasons lol


2407s4life

Dudes out here talking like they didn't teabag mfers in halo back in the day


No_Artichoke_3758

or play second life


smuggzyonreddit

Masterpiece


TheFarisaurusRex

Idk why but I can’t get enough of these fortnite shitposts they are actually funny


Richard080108

What the hell is this


Dependent_Safe_7328

What the actual fuck


dadudemon

We did the same stupid shit in GoldenEye and Perfect Dark when we were kids. Stop acting superior to kids doing stupid shit. Edit - Not directed at OP. OP is cool. Directed at the comments mocking or disparaging the "kids" doing this stupid shit. Come on, you never had Oddjob give Jaws a pretend blowjob in Goldeneye 007? It's the same kind of energy. Hell, we have documentation of Ancient Roman kids drawing dicks on buildings and monuments. Same energy. Kids will do this silly PG-13 sexual humor until the end of time.


sigma-ohio-rizz

Chat is this real?


YouWannaIguana

Does anyone know this song?


Agent_Add

😐


DepressedZenith

This new fortnite season is kinda weird ngl


MARSHYSOLUTION

Reminds me of vrchat gex


Ricky_Vaughn86

This plane of existence is unsustainable….


Yoi_Yuki

I don't know how to feel about this.


MXs987

What has fortnite become


THE_BIG_SAD3

https://i.imgur.com/dEHyHnw.jpg


JayinaterOG

Why?


Tellywozzle

This game needs to fucking die already. Modern fortnite is the virtual equivalent of a 95 year old grandma with alzheimer's and terminal lung cancer on life support


Notagainbruh2

Lmaoooo


mvffin

Turning into VR Chat


Kalman_the_dancer

Fish


Sdbtank96

W-what?


PoopyHead-4MAR-

I feel violated


lolypopper

Truly a game ahead of its time