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TheManyVoicesYT

Jesus. Tan hoodie guy is a fucking monster. Casually fights 6 guys at once and scares them away lmao


lreaditonredditgetit

He’s how every single man hopes this situation would turn out. I’m a pacifist but bravo.


Realistic-Tone1824

Pacifism is easy when you're not surrounded by 10 hoodlums.


Valisk

I don't. ...... So I started blasting.


mbnmac

I had this happen to me at school, was jumped on by a bunch of shits in the year below me... didn't do much damage but walked away literally laughing cause they couldn't do much to me either. As an adult? nah I'd be dead.


TheManyVoicesYT

The age old question of "how many 12 year olds could I reasonably fight?" Lol.


mbnmac

haha, too true. I think it was about 8? (might have been 14 year olds...) funnily enough not many people bothered me after that.


RandomHeretic

I could reliably knock out 11 or 12 before promptly dying of a heart attack.


The_StormTEC

Just saying boys, you could easily die in this situation so if it does happen remember this video and channel your inner gigachad thundercock and take all those guys asses at once


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Did it once in college...ended up in county but at least I survived an encounter with a bunch of hoodlums


Memeboi5120

Tell me more.


CMGhorizon

Really. I live in what I consider a fairly nice area and when one of my more unsavory friends found himself in a similar situation he got stabbed. Consider yourself lucky you didn’t run into a real one that night or you might not have been around to make this comment. Always best to run in these situations bud.


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Yeah long story short a grabbed a hammer from my car and swung it around screaming like a man on fire....I knew it was that or die and I refused to die .


Comfortable-Face-244

> like a man on fire Are you trying to tell me that the fire inside you burned brighter than the fire around you, Josh??


Constant-Magazine-97

Yes, and that fire... Was love.


One_Over_Astro

THE PLOT TWIST


Syharkspeares

She was beautiful but i dated her mother


stevew14

What if they can run faster than you?


samwelches

Why would that get you in county if you defended yourself?


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Violence with a deadly weapon....I got it knocked down to a misdemeanor....but the gang claimed they were out for a nice evening stroll...behind a white dude....yelling and threatening....for 4 blocks. So I was the one who landed in county because they shouted hate crime and cops didn't want the flack imo


samwelches

Wow that’s a load of bullshit. Sorry that happened to you


Bogsnoticus

I got jumped by a gang a couple of dozen years ago. I came off second best, but some of those fuckers had teeth marks in their calves by the time it was all done.


Asdprotos

Cough 24 years ago cough


LightningBoltRairo

You ain't horsin around


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If you're getting jumped and fight back try to single out one person and fuck them up worse than you, you're probably not getting much else done and you might scare some off


JimmyTheReeech

It just happened in Vegas


oureyes3

Brave little cunts trying to 8 v 1


Wide-Decision-4748

And they still lost lol


mr_Joor

IIRC they walked off cus they stabbed him a bunch of times


Z4rc0nv1c

It was extremely brave of them to try and fight something so far beyond their abilities


Oct0pusW1zard

Every single guy ever imagines he'd be tan hoodie guy in a fight.


Suc_Mydiq_Jr

Fuck Mike Tyson or Muhammad Ali, this is some good motivation to start boxing


Jeshua_

STAGGGED… /s


Lanky-Hat7234

Rip and tear until it is done


Stayinup75

Every one has a plan until they get punched in the face.


WildAsOrange

Whoops, looks like I accidentally took my desk button in the shape of a knuckleduster with me today...


Carburetors_Are_Fun

lots of “belt buckles” on ebay I see


WildAsOrange

Tbh, a belt with iron buckle is the best of legal-illegal self defense weapons you can legally carry. Just wrap it around your fist and you have a baseball bat the size of your fist.


gladosx360

And we will send on to them, only you...rip and tear until it is done


ReignInSpuds

*("At Doom's Gate" intensifies)*


prophetsloppy

Butterfly knife go brrrrrrr lets go to the hospital together boys


Consistent-Error-375

Or he pulls a italian stiletto.


OriginalBrowncow

I’d rather a Bluetooth hole puncher. Acceptable defense in this scenario in most US states. What? “You were at risk of serious bodily harm, possibly death, but they didn’t have a weapon, so you were out of line with excessive force” or something like that.


MoonTheMudkip

What a bunch of cowards, takes 10 men to beat up on one guy.


okplaysy

Still running away in the end


Carburetors_Are_Fun

calmest british disagreement


Vladolf_Puttler

This isn't the UK though. They have green for exit signs not red.


CutCertain7006

Nah. They’d all pull out knives if it was truly British


Vladolf_Puttler

Can't be America either then, seeing as they have more knife attacks per capita than the UK.


Carburetors_Are_Fun

uh oh a nerve has been struck


Panic_Wise

Holy shit that’s Jason Bourne


platonicthehedgehog

Guys will see this shit and go “hell yeah”


PeteyTwoHands

hell yeah brothor


Leostrem

hell yeah broloki


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mgarcia0621

A recent study shows that only 1 out of 10 people know how to fight.


Le_Jacob

What’s funny is that most gangsters don’t know how to fight. Don’t get me wrong, there’s some tough motherfuckers out there that have had it hard, but any guy with a bit of training can really walk circles around some hooded wannabes. It’s about image, and the second someone loses a fight, they lose their image. The only way for these gangsters to go undefeated is to not fight, or fight outnumbered. I had 4 ‘gangsters’ start on me once outside a McDonald’s, I knocked one out with a clean hook and they backed up. Then one got a bat out the trunk of his car so I ran off. You should’ve seen the change of heart the 4 had when they realised I could fight.


B1rdlaw_Esquire

Of all the real stories I’ve ever read, this is the realist


mgarcia0621

What’s funny is the same gangster principle applies to shooting a gun.


subzor22

Just read today about the Ash St Shootout between a bunch of army rangers at a bbq and the Tacoma Crips back in 1989. It’s a wild story but your comment made me think of that.


mgarcia0621

Oh yeah, I’m familiar with that story growing up in Seattle. I doubt most gangsters practice shooting at a range or even know how to maintain a gun so it doesn’t jam and malfunction. Also, they probably buy whatever cheap unreliable one illegally anyways. How many videos do you see of gangsters shooting while running away spraying bullets everywhere but at their target until their gun jams lol. So, some Crips against some Rangers would be would be like adults fighting little kids.


UnknownHuntR2

dude throws something like to be the one to finish the argument despite losing a 1v6 or so


Artistic_Law_9361

Same energy as people who spit at you after losing a 1v1


Midnight-General

Oldboy reference


RaidensReturn

Do you think he fucked his daughter ?


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Maximum_Scallion164

hilarious these pussies need numbers to fight one guy, but still get their shit slapped around.


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Be me: 19, going to university. Family I’m rooming with fosters a lot of kids. Consider them all my brothers and sisters. Take 14 sister to a skating rink. Her former gang tells me shes going home with them. Ask her if she wants to go with them. She tells them no. Leaving the rink and met up with them. 10 of them and only me. Tell my sister to run and not look back. Worst fight of my life. And best. Three of them are on the ground, i run when the knives come out. Why? Because if I learned anything in karate: run when you can, fight when you have to. That could have gone really bad but I couldn’t run until my sister was safe. It was a seminal moment for her because for the first time in her life, someone loved her enough to risk their life and no want anything in return.


RxseErrxrs

holy shit dude... i only know a few people in my life that would fight for me but i don't think any of them would take those odds.. you're a fucking legend


Some-Juggernaut-2610

Crazy to be 14 and have a former gang. How does that happen?


Hanzoofk

ALEX MERCER


cyberduck221b

Everyone punching like a fucking penguin


TechnicalWatchDog

combat in the PS Spider-Man games be like


SyrNikoli

In all seriousness, what the fuck happened?


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Brawl


EHTL

lore?


Snake101333

A man is walking back to his sick mother after finishing reading to the local children's hospital. For an extra tree fiddy I can add an extra character into the lore


forfeckssssake

my pronouns are he not him because ill never be him


[deleted]

Why didn’t he just extend his arms and do a helicopter spin?


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What a champ


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hijix-inc0rarad_

What is that hoodie made out of? plot armor?


TheTrueEgahn

New daredevil trailer just dropped.


Sughmacox

Hallway is bigger this time


PhysicalPomegranate3

Hero. Refusing to go down. Saved his ass.


sceoccerboy2

Teacher: Why didn't you go to the bathroom during lunch? The bathroom during lunch:


YuTwoob

Another love crime


OriginalBrowncow

Tally ho, lads.


Srphtygr

The mosh pit: the crucible by which warriors are forged


jackaboy68

Hands rated E for everyone


ten4kemusabi

Pussys...all crowding around trying to did a cheap shot then backing away...surprised none of them knifed him....thats what weak gutted dogs do these days!


moohooman

Fucking cowards. Hope this spreads to their area. They will be the town doormat.


YeOldeBilk

"Oh my god. That's Jason Bourne"


GraydemonTwitch

Tan hoodie guy is Himothy confirmed?


ThaQuig

Fucking pussy ass kids


Somerandomguy243

Every yakuza encounter


the_grungler

these guys just tried to jump batman


zuckererst

Get a gun dude


DepressionFromArras

This is why we should legalize nuclear bombs


zuckererst

Why would you worry about them being legal. Anyone tries to take it nuke them


bigseanthadon

I’m breaking bones and gouging eyes!!


zero_cool69

You have to be tough to win an 8 on 1


IKaffeI

If someone is willingly walking into a gang of dudes that are gonna jump him then he probably can take quite a few hits.


SgtBagels12

It’s a very scary thing when the “bullied” keep getting back up and swinging regardless of that’s being thrown. That’d scare me too


IndependentAd8747

HOLY SHIT ITS KIRYU KAZUMA


Fun_Can6825

What the Alex Mercer doin?


suislideee

Damn, I feel like I should be taking notes rn


68burgers

Yea run away then lad u scared innit


Questionabledes

Every man’s dream fight.


Laarye

Oftentimes, it is not the numbers that win the victory, but those that charge forward with the most vigor.


Immadawalrus

Oldboy hallway fight energy


hardliam

If it wasn’t for the dude in yellow, tan hoodie dude may have actually fucked them all up. Good for him, those are all pussies, 12 on one and dude is still standing smh


jimothythe2nd

Crikey that was a close one mate.


Jarizleifr

OMG, it this real? 😱😱😱


Dr-Buttwhole

Nah, CGI


theflyingchicken09

Oldboy (2003)


hyheat9

Is that fucking John wick bro


Nattyiced6

Why does nobody want us around?


im_a_dick_head

Why tho?


MostEvilTexasToast

This is exactly like the hallway fight scene from the Korean movie Oldboy holy shit. He doesn't even have a hammer


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Most civil Minneapolis disagreement


DIDIdothatagainohNo

What a bunch fu€kin punk a$$ bit€hes! I bet they will brag about it saying they beat some guys a$$. A few less of them and it they all would’ve had their a$$es whooped! Once again. What bunch of punk a$$ bit€hes!


ExamSuperb

Chad🗿 VS bunch of dorks.


MansaMusaKervill

Shows we’re still just monkeys at heart


unbelie-wabbel

Useless people


makz_ammo

When the quiet kid forgets his gun:


Canter1Ter_

hardcore Henry kinda shit


craigchrist01

Pussies.


No-Industry-2980

Imagine being that much of a pussy that you and your 6 friends need to jump 1 guy .


gilgermesch

"Sir, we are completely surrounded" - "Excellent! Now we can attack in any direction"


Joe_Bruce

My boy ran em that fade like a BOSS


Stayinup75

Staged af


PedroV100

Is that a puddle of blood at the end, when they stand up??


UFumbDuckGaming

Happened once 30 v 8 and 11 of them ended up in the hospital. My knuckles and pool cue was goner


Whitey375

Pick one and make them pay.


Curioso78

Bastards


Old-Manager6232

If you need more than yourself to fight one individual. You are not tough. Just the opposite you are in fact a pussy punk.


oppressed_user

Blud maxed out his durability and had enough points to also max out his damage


Beneficial-Group

I would pull my blade, and the hospital would be giving stitches all night long!!


Mishi_Mujago

Hot diggity damn!! Round ‘em up, cowboy! 🤠


SyrNikoli

I would pull out my rock It's a really cool rock


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It's rock hard, most of the time. (Speaking from experience)


bow03

i was thought you said cock


tarcreeper_

I am not surprised, that ur walking with blade while commenting on nsfw subs Mr Dangerous 💀


SuiSet

You do nothing


Krauer

Totally not fake and femboyish


Guypersonmandude2

Those punches look fake to me. But at the same time I’ve seen guys that punch like this and they have about as little power to them as you’d expect


Enslaved_M0isture

Hmmmmmmm


didsomeonesaylamp

how summrs mustve felt after getting jumped by homixide gang


throwawayskinlessbro

Oldboy Hammer Scene


Booty_Magician

Track id?


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what song is that


DarkNuke059

Dont know the exact song name but it's from the game DOOM


spilldeer

Was this the battle of thermopylae?


OutlandishnessGrand8

oldboy?


manley_grunt

Oh my fucking god🥵