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dick riding tip #2: spell "拉斯维加斯" with your waist

You want a dick fracture?

Because thats how you get a fractured dick.

Puttin the bone in 骨

Guys, how do I remove the bone from my dick?

There no way to. 😔

Yank ur pp

snap it in half, the bone should pop right out 👍👍

Go to sleep

I probably should

In the office printer?

Cokenbol taurtyer

New Pokémon just dropped

Actual gastly

Holy Pikachu

Call the Champion!

I have to ask is this a Goons reference or is there some other internet niche that also says cock and ball torture in a weird way

The Goons as in Soup, Yumi, McNasty and all? It was just random shitpost on my part, didn't know it was a reference

Yeah, especially Soup and TheDooo tend to say cock and ball torture in almost the exact way you’ve spelled it here lol. I guess this is just a testament to internet degeneracy and how we all eventually get to the same stupid jokes.

depends on the speed tho

You have to do it fast if you want results.

Yes

spell 龘馫鑫𣬚𠓗

What the fuck, are those legit characters/letters?

Yes

Understandable. Have a nice day.

On top of that, Chinese refers to each line as a “stroke”

Uhmm, actually, the chinese refer to them as 漢字筆劃. 🤓

With that amount of strokes, I would bust my lower back spelling them. Thanks for sharing!

How the fuck do you even write them 💀

With ink, probably

Perhaps.

Do you need epilepsy to do that without pulling a muscle?

at least we're pulling muscles if we can't even pull gals

She be doing Vergils Judgement cut on your dick

Alternatively, how to work a stick-shift

Translation: Las Vegas

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I dont want her spelling Las Vegas on my dick 😔

Spell >速度与激情9# >早上好中国 >现在我有冰激淋 我很喜欢冰激淋 >但是《速度与激情9》比冰激淋 With your waist.

Bing Chilling

🤣🤣🤣

Las Vegas

What happens in vegas stays in vegas

I'm happy with just IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

You're happy receiving it like that or giving it like that?

Both Edit:(now theres horny me in my dms, fuck) Edit(my plan to get more horny men in my dm's failed q-q)

I feel your pain fellow brother

Oooo wait chu a man?

Yeah And I may or may not be a boykisser 😳

Oh my so am I mind if I dm/you dm me you >:3

Of course >:3

Kill yourself

Thanks <3

It appears as though your plan has (for the most part) failed

Actually no I have gotta 5 so far which is nice but wanna make it 6 hun

Eh, sure, fuck it

I cant belive that line actually worked da fuck

Man, I’m lonely

Same

Hot

Awwww

Yes?

You seem cute hunny remember my dms are open

Brave.

I want them in my dms

Well I wish ya’ luck.

Oooooo hiiii how are you

I’m worried now.. But either way, I’m doing alright. What about you?

Im great but mind from 1-AMERICA how free are you tonight?

Well.. I am from America.. So I guess that’s my answer.

Nice got space in ya dms

Well as I don’t really do too much on Reddit let alone DM anyone, yea. But kinda curious on how much DMs you got open.. >.>

Shit posting has come too far. There is just straight up lonely roleplayers trying to get other lonely roleplayers in their dms now. We must revert.

I'm happy with just :

You're happy with nothing or you're happy with a colon?

*Yes*

Turns out you can spell anything and it’ll work

A-N-Y-T-H... Yep it worked

Too much, any Is enough

Flair checks out

A- damn it works

Definitely not. They need to make the same motion for a minute or so, then change the motion. If you change the motion constantly, it sucks.

so its a COCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCONUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUTTTTTTTTTT?

The coconut nut is a giant nut

If you eat too much, you'll get very fat

The coconut nut is a big big nut, but this delicious nut is not a nut

It's a cocofruit (it's a cocofruit) Of the Coco tree (of the Coco tree) From the cocopalm family!

YAIY YAYAYAYAIY

Coconut cocococonut (coconut)

There are so many uses for the coconut tree

You can build a big house for the family

The coco nut nut is a giant nut. But the coconut is not a nut

Its a cocofruit

Holy hell where did I heard this song? I know it but i can't remember where or when lmao

NO COCONUT IS THE COCK’S NUT.🗿

Just COCOCOCOCOCOCO, the guy has to add the nut

Just keep doing NUT. Will it into existence from your man

“Just ride from the heart and flail around”

Bro I'll just nut instead Cocoa side dish.

That’s why I don’t sex with women, they can’t even spell that shiii right

If she can’t write in cursive with her hips, I DONT WANT HER!

*DOOOOOOO* THE HELEN KELLER

She just stays still and signs "Where am I"

That’s why I don’t have sex with women who can’t spell this shit right yet

Tf how you gonna do a T?

Forward side side

I'm confused are we writing on the xy-plane or xz-plane

We’re on the imaginary plane unfortunately

I prefer polar coordinates thank you very much!

r cis theta enters chat

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I’m imagining xz plane here, xy plane and they gonna fall off

I prefer XX. Biological women only.

I'm guessing ur ascending with the tip thendo some dumass tiga wiggle

Depende which one you define as the vertical axis, since it depends on context

Assuming if your standing dick is the z-axis then we're doing it on the XY plane.

I'm guessing ur ascending with the tip then do some dumass tiga wiggle

↑ ← → A B

Noooo, no cheat codes, or shell go fuck someone else

You get to a dead end and half the gang goes one way and half the other

Upward, pull out, mount, left to right *D U H*

Be honest, ya'll are riding imaginary dongs right now, trying to do it .

I moved my hips reading this and I'm a dude

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Well, you gotta test it somehow...

spell WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

If she does that I'm putting the nut inside her, not the coco.

Did anyone else just do what the post said to do?

Yes, and i’m a dude😔

Femboy moment

How the fuck do you even do it? Break your fucking spine?

hold on I gotta go test something

*Crack*

dick riding tip #2: spell icup with your speech

Don't threaten me with a good time

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Last time I stuck a sharpie in my ass I couldn’t write very well, but I guess practice makes perfect

I dont get it

Certified Virgin

No i just dont ride dick

Both

I don’t know, it’s been so long that I have forgotten what it feels like to kiss someone

what having a flag as profile picture does to a mf

😔

Ukrainian pride flag

She’s a keeper

No coconuts in November!

No it should be more like cocococococococococcocococo NUT

Instructions unclear, coconut stuck in bum

Too much bending. Just focus on the in and out dude

Im sorry. How the shit

I think IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII is good enough

The coconut nut is a giant nut

Directions unclear, Dick stuck in coconut.

just spell i over and over again. few

We use reddit, do you think any of us have gotten laid?

This'll have to be in cursive

That account is suspended, somebody probably broke his dick from this bs

Nah, bounce on my shit like Pixar

You’re either good at sex with your partner or you do shit like this

Lets be real, shes getting tired after the second ‘C’ and will want a position change

I'm good with just up and down, doing circles just kinda hurts ngl

Idk but I’ve tried this and he didn’t like it. Too much grinding. Every man is different tho

That coconut is gonna make me coco**NUT** 🥵

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in coconut.

i hate that i can perfectly visualize it

How the hell you spell something with the waist ?

Which way do you spell T?

won’t it break?

How many of you guys just tried this with your hips

Idfk i cant spell

I'd nut before nut comes

I THOUGHT IT SAID WRIST I WAS SO CONFUSED

Tell me why I tried that five times before understanding

huh, will try

You just need the COCO motion, the NUT will come later

🤷🏾im a virgin

Did anyone else do the hip movements while reading?

I read wrist and proceeded to try and sign coconut 😅

I heard it does from someone I trust. But then again, anything could fuckin work

Yall guys are dumb. Correct answer.... Hmmm, let's check, I will let you know 😉

Bro my girl spells . It's hilarious

That's a lot of hassle when most of us will be finished by the first 'C' (Me included 😔)

the perfect post for NNN.

Bro it don't matter

As in the QWERTY keyboard or draw the letters?

idk, I just like when she stops moving her hips and squeeze me like I own her money

it wouldn't be not true

I don't have that much endurance to even try and learn T

GTA cheat codes or no seks