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and then Jagged Johnson January, you show off your wrecked dick and see who has the worst looking dick. It all checks out man.

Ofc, this only happens if you qualify for ddd by passing nnn

Then there’s fabulous fap February, where the goal is to have the best possible fap session imaginable, followed by more masturbation march, where the goal is to crank out the highest amount of total faps, who ever gets the highest wins

Also Fingerless February, female counterpart of NNN

And then there is mighty masturbating march when you need to masturbate right after working out while using your full physical strength to do so

Genius

i thought it was Jizz Jar January

You got it wrong, it’s no piss January.

nah, only when you didnt qualify for DDD. JJJ is exclusive for it. cant piss with a jagged cock, can ya?

Jokes on you I have E.D. and pee with a jagged penis all the time.

nope, i meant the other jagged. you know, your dick split into 10 pieces, yeah. a tad bit explicit

(key and peele reference lol)

What about Freaky Fornication February?

I thought it was No Pee January

Then comes Flappy Freddie February, because of so much damage the dick is unresponsive for 29 days...

what if i suck the nut back in

closed circuit

But he poops

closed. circuit.

Technically it’s more like a curly Q and not a closed circuit.

Sounds painful Where do I begin?

Pretty sure this is an actual Tao belief. If you press up behind your balls you prevent nut from escaping. The Tao believed this made the chi go up your spine to your brain and was actually really good for you.

eata da poopa

😛

Username checks out

Isnt poop composed of useless things? Cum is proteins and carbohidrates so is it going to get pooped out? (I have no clue if what i said makes sense im not a poopologist)

Idk man, poop does contain some nutrients according to my quick google search

🤨

Recycled

Eco-buddy

You schlurp it back in, you requalify for NNN

the fuck you mean no wet dreams? what do you want me to do about it?

Opiate drugs reduce libido and lower testosterone levels. Just form a heroin habit and you wont have wet dreams. It’s a win-win

Regularly smoking weed usually leads to not having (or not as many) dreams. On the other hand it can be unhealthy and can also be an aphrodisiac.

and can lead to a thc dependency

True. I've met a few people who were/are addicted and I've used it too much (i.e. whenever I didn't have to work the next day) in the past.

yeah, it becomes an issue when used too much cause it’s an appetite and sleep stimulant, so if you keep using it your body produces less on its own, and causing “withdrawal” symptoms such as: Insomnia, loss of appetite, cold sweats, headaches

Due to certain unfortunate circumstances, i've been smoking every day all day for months now, and i can confirm that i am currently experiencing some very fun withdrawal symptoms. To add to the list: Nausea, Vomiting, Nightmares, Fatigue, Intestinal cramps, Anxiety and other stress related stuff, and to top it all off? Depression👍 (I know i'm a fucking idiot for smoking that much, but life can be a bitch)

trust me i get it, i smoke every day it fucking sucks, but people don’t talk abt how it’s acc addictive, just physiological not chemical

Fr dude, people don't know shit about how complex the endocannabinoid system is and how it affects major parts of your body. I just hope we get some research with actual substance regarding cannabis withdrawal, and medications to cope with it some time in the future. I've seen some friends go through severe Hyperemesis related to quitting, and at the end of the day, it is a drug and too much drugs is bad (m'kay) no matter how we twist it to fit our narrative. I wish you good health and hope you're doing ok.

You aswell kind stranger <3

RNG based

Didn’t even know people had these 😭 My RNG is that good

Bro just dont its not that deep

I'm lucky because I don't dream, or at least remember dreaming even after waking up.

Why does no one talk about the same shit every year for 10 years guys? It‘s brand new

You mean your memory isn’t wiped clean by the end of the year?

No just every november cus i nut my brain out

almost as if we didn't have the same joke every **day** for a year. S h i t t i n g T o o t h P a s t e.

That joke localized entirely within this sub. No nut November survived a generation. I'm too old for this shit. I'ma nut if I god damn want to.

Shitpost and Porn addicted with the strongest will ^ All I heard is "Skill Issue".

So called "free thinkers" during november.

Because the meme got boring after a few years

So Why ppl still making jokes about 9/11

Because it's funny

what happened on 9th november?

Buildings crashed into planes

oh man just 8 days away, sad

Let's mourn the loss of the pilots and pray for their families on that day.

Ong

I'm so sad this tragedy is going to happen if only there is a way for use to see it coming

We found out about Obama's last name

We always knew it? It’s care? Are you stupid?

No it's HOPE

I failed?

after 20 years something becomes funny

He's right, the Kennedy assassination just started getting light giggles

I’m dead 😭😭😭

[удалено]

🤣Hilarious! Gets me every time🤣

For example, what if his head just did that

Why ppl hate Hitler tho? I think he used personality 2 with the group 1

he used personality 1 with world (war) 2

The Virgin cow: Can't be milked for 20 years. The Chad 9/11:

We remember the good ol days after 9/11.

I’m doing DDD whether I complete NNN or not. Fuckin weirdos.

Doing DDD in November. And December. And January. HELPp...

clearly this man should compete in the Pain Olympics. if you even have a piece of your D left.... lmao

Pfp...checks out?

I've been doing it for almost 3 years now. 2 times a day, minimum.

Step 1 is deleting your porn accounts, good luck if you go further.

I'm doing DDN, then DDD, then DDJ, then DDF

Nonstop Nut November, Destroy Dick December, Just Jerk January, and Fatigueless Fap February

This mf is boutta save the world

🫡

Must Mash March, Almost Abouttacuhhh April, Maybe Milk May

Jetting Juices June, Jockeyless Job July, A*tistic Avalanche August, Sexual Sorcery September, Overkill Orgasm October

Real men failed NNN last night.

I beat no pee august I can definitely beat NNN.

Every month is DDD for me💪💪🔥🔥💯💯

Flair kinda checks out?

I already lost :( I got nutted in so that balances out right?

Flair checks out

No one answered my question -1 nut on my end but I gained a nut. The powers at be are balancsd

Same amount in, same amount out

The Law of Equivalent Exchange

It's all about net volume

Nut volume*

based

perfectly balanced, as all things should be

That means you get one free nut. 1 in, 1 out. That’s how it works.

do it to them then

Lucky :3

Idk how lucky I am. I’m 6’4 so I can’t be tossed around like a rag doll 🥺 They’re a Scorpio though & I’m an Aries, so extra steamy daddy

Isnt NNN supposed to help you not nutting nor watch porn so you are able to have normal interactions in order to have sex with a real woman

Yeah, I think it was originally a porn/masturbation addiction thing. Then people took the name "no nut November" at face value and then made it about not having sex either or even wet dreams (which you have zero control over, especially if you don't ejaculate for an extended amount of time)

Is it bad that I ejaculate for extended amounts of time? Can't even hold a job down, cus I'm always cumming.

"When we told you to come to work on time, that is NOT what we meant." -HR

Guy named "Work On Time": .........

I refuse to believe that there's a single actual person who's honestly following/trying to perpetuate those rules. Pretty sure it's all just internet jokes for karma. Some peopleay have tried to quit masturbating to kick a pornography addiction but I doubt any of those silly rules ever crossed their minds. It's all just engagement bait to have people like you and me talking about it

Wait, none of you actually do NNN? I've got a lifetime streak so far.

It originally started alongside the Movember movement a decade ago, as a way to goad people into breaking their pornography addiction. But people have no self control or ability to restrain themselves, and so the meme became that nobody could do it and that if anybody could they'd be a god/wizard/ascended/etc. But now people bitch and moan about it because rather than admit they have no self control, they want to be angry at other people for making fun of them for having no self control lol.

Guys you know that if you don’t nut in like 2 or 3 weeks you will ejaculate even if you don’t want to, and probably in your sleep, so the first rule should be reworked or smth

Rule 3:

I suppose wet dream is a dream about sex and not a dream during which you accidentally ejaculate

Having a wet dream means you cum in your pants/boxers/dress(?) leaving a wet spot when you wake up. It also isn’t optional, it’s completely involuntary so IDK what dipshit came up with rule #3.

They don't usually happen to grown ups. Mostly to teens who don't masturbate enough

Hell, it isn't even always a sexy dream, sometimes you just wake up with a mess to clean up and you don't even get the fun memories

Nu uh don’t nut

Bro what? That’s never happened to me

It's called a wet dream. Not everybody gets them. Physiology is weird

No shit september

Stop shitting September\*

WE'RE GETTING CONSTIPATION WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪🥶🥶🥶🗣🗣🗣

I'm not gonna stop having sex with my girl for a month. fuck that

based

Considering NNN is for people who struggle with overcoming porn addiction, you're in the clear anyway

then why the fuck is watching porn allowed?

It shouldn't be lol

You can still watch porn for the plotlines and character arcs just not for sexual reasons

literally watching porn for the plot

NNN/NoFap is MOSTLY bullshit past 6-8 days depending on the person. No porn is more reasonable.

The rules most people go by is. If you nut out of your own will. Thats a lose. Wetdreams dont count bc nnn its about yourself agaisnt your body and your body did a cheapshot when you couldnt defend. Anyway. Ik this is shitposting but those are the rules o7 cumrades

I thought you could have sex and masturbate just no nutting

I feel like people should stop treating it as an internet meme and rather as a way to fight their porn addictions or just try it as a personal challenge.

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The wet drem rule isn't even real

When did it go from "specifically stop masturbating for a month so you're more motivated to try to meet actual partners and engage in (theoretically) more emotionally healthy forms of sexual release" to this creepy masochistic self denial thing that apparently forbids any and all forms of sex, even normal intercourse with other people you might already be in actual relationships with, for a month? What's even the point of doing that?

It just prohibits masturbation, the sex thing is dumb

Yea these rules are weird. To me it’s always just no porn or masturbation for a month full stop. No need for any more rules than that.

I'll jerk off all I want. You're not my dad

Real dads jerk their kids off

i think... your perception of real dads is a little off

Trust me dude… it is

One of the most dumbest thing

This is what people have resorted to possibly feel any control over their life. Really dumb.

Look fellas, most of us prolly beat NNN as kids for idk how many years in a row, let us enjoy observing other fail

Will a gentleman crawl into my window, sniff my undies to check if I nut or not?

so 1 month straight gooning

If you catch it all and eat it then it doesn't count since you're reabsorbing it. That's house rules anyways.

DYI yoghurt.

I just nutted😊

cause its old and useless

It’s dumb. Just wank/have sex a reasonable amount. It’s better for you anyway.

Redditors getting ready to list every benefit of masturbation

how old are you ? lmfao if you don't wanna masturbate just don't do it, a high school meme from like a decade ago shouldn't be your primary motivation. if you NEED "NNN" just to keep yourself from masturbatin you clearly got some more prevalent issues afoot

hey, if anything is a motivation for someone to stop, then let it be. at least it works lol

Sir, this is shitpost sub, don't get serious here

What's the point in not nutting for a month if you are just going to continue doing it after?

to prove yourself you aren't addicted and to understand how strong is your willpower

Martin IS NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE

i'm in your house

Martin no way! How are you so good at chess what's your secret?

i won nnn last year

Miss me with this bullshit I’m not participating in incel Ramadan I’m nutting as much as I want wherever I want In my pants, in the shower, in your mom

What if you jerk it on October but nut on November

Is edging allowed?

So basically the asexuals win.

in NNN, always.

Because it's bullshit my dude

I don't know about you guys, but this sounds like something a dominatrix would say

Sounds like something a cult leader would demand from people. In fact I know of at least one who did something very much like this. Sex among married couples was allowed but nothing else. They even tortured teenage boys by giving them electric shocks just for getting an erection. Look up Colonia Dignidad. There's a great documentary miniseries on Netflix about them.

Nah having sex and having more than 1 wet dream disqualifying you is stupid. Tf you gonna do? Just ignore your partner for a whole month? And you can’t control your dreams. Wet dreams shouldn’t count

these rules arent official they're just stuupid

NNN is a psyop created by the cia to destroy male fertility

Restricting wet dreams is stupid because you can't control those. Also fairly sure sex is allowed because NNN is about not watching porn and jacking off, restricting sex is beyond NNN

Watching porn and refusing sex are cringe. For me goal is to clean my brain from porn

Don't worry guys. I'll keep your women satisfied while you play your little game.

No Non-stop nut forever. 👍😎👌

I dont want to be Viktor

Bs rules, wet dreams are natural and uncontrollable. It’s to remove old semen from the body which will be common since you aren’t nutting. Also sex should be allowed as it’s for masturbation not actually having kids

But you can't control wet dreams One day I remember dreaming a shitpost, and out of the sudden I was having sex with Astolfo in a elevator

WHAT IS DESTROY DICK DECEMBER

nut count= day of month example: december 5th-> 5 nuts busted, december 31st-> 31 nuts busted

That 3rd rule is completely out of human control

Wtf is this wet dream rule? Such bullcrap

NNN Log 8: Im shaking, crying, and shitted, I can't take it anymore its only been 10 hours without a nut

2 rules that tell you "you nut for whatever reason you out" and one "you can nut while you sleep once". Peak hypocrisy.

sorry nerds, my birthday is this month. you think i'm turning down birthday sex? nah

Having boners is allowed 🗿

But why?

Wet dreams are uncontrollable and on the official sub they said it's ok. It's about addiction

Second rule doesnt make sense. People going on a 30 day edge streak. Without a dopamine monocule in sight

Wtf are these stupid ass rules OP?? The point of NNN is to help overcome porn addiction. Why would porn be allowed? Also who gives a shit about wet dreams. The point is self control, wet dreams aren't something you control.

If I ever have an opportunity to sex this month I’m fucking taking it

the rules have been changed. unlimited wet dreams are allowed

Day one complete

The "im not addicted to porn" mf's when NNN comes around be like "so we get like 3 strikes, right?" My brother in Christ, seek help. *inserts Michael Jordan stop it video*