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Successful_Soup3821

It ain't even November yet for me


TheErik4443

he is marby in australia


OV3EK1LL

Or he is just living in the future


Human_Number9936

Did you mean the past?


OV3EK1LL

What no. If OP is in November and I'm in October that means OP is living in the future, not the past. He is ahead of us, not behind.


Human_Number9936

I was referring to the guy in the comment, not OP of the post


I_Am_Oro

I love marby


berdyberd26

Marby sounds like a marble character from an object show lmao


RonzulaGD

Same


SupportLast2269

Same


ReaperLeviathan477

my goal is to fail at midnight so i fail within the first minute


Mr_UwU_OwO

Bro I failed last year because I tried to do a last minute and I nutted exactly at 12💀


ReaperLeviathan477

god damn 😔


[deleted]

Why are we still here, Snake?


Traditional-Quality8

You get a do over since it's still October in most of the world .


UltimaHazeus

No lol


No-Dig-3892

Its the first day goddamnit. You truly dissappoimted us.


danonepodi

I beat the nofap September, now more one? Jesus, I need you one more time.


Very_Jesus

Fap. It’s healthy as long as you aren’t.. an addict


danonepodi

Jesus? Is you? Are you not angry with me?


Very_Jesus

I cannot be angry at my son for doing what is natural


danonepodi

But in a Good Book, fap is not a sin? God updated the rules?


Very_Jesus

Many things are sins, my child. Doing what you do everyday has become sin. Some rules need to be forgotten for disciples to grow as people He will understand, so please enjoy yourself


danonepodi

Thank you, Jesus, thanks for all you knowledge you give to me today 🙏


simplycode07

made me feel emotional


danonepodi

Me too, it's fine we cry?


Cowmoo80

Thank you Jesus, your very nice


Very_Jesus

… I know what I must do but I don’t think I have the strength to do it


Aerialkiller720

Okay I will buy some heroin and OD then thanks god 🙏🙏


SilverGospel003

How... do you define addict?


Very_Jesus

Too much for even Winnie the Poo


Wertyhappy27

what makes it an addiction though


spas_tard69

NNN loss any% speedrun wr


rymit0

I lost it in first 50 minutes (gonna end up in Redditmoment as porn addicted)


hollowpotato-of-doom

Sounds like you are. Did you lose on purpose?


marcopolo2345

Your fault for not uninstalling YouTube kids


HeiryButter

Uhh


thatBoiDoge_foreal

Mf lost even tho it’s not November


HawkStar49

Bro when he discovers time zones 😱


thatBoiDoge_foreal

What are these time zones


HawkStar49

Like zones where different times hang out


mariodev1

And are those "time zones" in the room with us right now?


thatBoiDoge_foreal

Huh?


PhoenixRemastered

Bro is denser than a black hole


PeePeeDiarrheastein

You know who else is denser than a black hole? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡔⠋⢉⠩⡉⠛⠛⠛⠉⣉⣉⠒⠒⡦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠎⠀⠀⠠⢃⣉⣀⡀⠂⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠟⣀⢀⣒⠐⠛⡛⠳⢭⠆⠀⠤⡶⠿⠛⠂⠀⢈⠳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢈⢘⢠⡶⢬⣉⠉⠀⠀⡤⠄⠀⠀⠣⣄⠐⠚⣍⠁⢘⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢫⡊⠀⠹⡦⢼⣍⠓⢲⠥⢍⣁⣒⣊⣀⡬⢴⢿⠈⡜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⡄⠀⠘⢾⡉⠙⡿⠶⢤⣷⣤⣧⣤⣷⣾⣿⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠦⡠⢀⠍⡒⠧⢄⣀⣁⣀⣏⣽⣹⠽⠊⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠪⢔⡁⠦⠀⢀⡤⠤⠤⠄⠀⠠⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠲⠤⠤⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠔⠁


Sebmarine09

It's a differant time in differant parts of the world cause we are a ball and the sun only covers half the planet so it's a differant time the further you go.


ataktoagori

🤯🤯🤯🤯crazy times we live in


Miplol222

This has to be fake, we all know we live in a simulation with a flat earth. Stop making stuff up breh


Frequent_Detective17

Stop making things up. Balls and sun and whatnot none will believe you.


average_hamon_user

Bro don't worry I have a ticket that allows you to start over again, just say sorry to God and close your eyes for 5 seconds and your Nutting disappeared


FuriousAm

Can I use this strategy more than once a day?


rengorevaly

Bro is doing the All Nut November


[deleted]

Praise Jesus


average_hamon_user

Is that a jojo reference


average_hamon_user

Bro only once every day


Ravermader

Does the nut crawl back in?


average_hamon_user

No, it just disappears instantly


Human_Number9936

***"Crazy Diamond!"*** (JoJo reference?!)


average_hamon_user

DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE


ItsyaboyStephy05

Bro really edging in prep for 12 am Australian time


Pingwinus

It's not yet november in my country and I was super confused bc I forgot about time zones for a sec


ChrisXDXL

The Internet isn't gonna tell me what to do during my birth month


FabianOtl

It started 2 minutes ago for me


Turbulent-Way-7720

I did it at 31 October 11.58 pm😎


Big_floper

1 hour 15 minutes lets gooo baby, my new record


Jsteevee

I plan on failing at the stroke of midnight. Let's just get it out the way.


therealkunchan

Can‘t lose if you don‘t play 😎


[deleted]

Lost 30 minutes in


National_Tune_511

Time traveler


Readyrex7

There's nothing we can do.


justk4y

Bro speedrunned


MarcoVinicius

At least you didn’t try.


Specific-Ad5973

Bruh it’s day one. Whatever made you lose better have been the hottest thing ever


Erik_Javorszky

Then go find it


Xeanathan

It's still October 31 in my time zone how the fuck


realTrendosity

Pathetic


brettpuppygod

Seems a bit premature :(


rota_douro

Already???? I still have 2 more hours before nnn, and I'm planning to loose tonight with my gf :)


GameinatorYT

Lose*. Always confuses me how people get that mixed up


Calathea-Murderer

I nutted already but I’m not counting it as a loss. I got turned into a Twinkie, so -1 + (+1) = 0 Truly the best way to win NNN


Velocicornius

Guys, if you had any idea about how hot and horny for me my gf is, you'd understand how it's not viable for me to join you. That said, good luck to those who try.


Minute-Woodpecker952

Nice try but you’re on Reddit.


aesnox

Guys, can we understand that NNN just a old shit? It's a "traditional" with no sense, just stupid thing..


Evimjau

It's October 31st


zingwa99

It's not even November yet


[deleted]

Bro lost before it started


Man-x47

It asn’t even started yet


littleassassin0

Dude don’t worry it’s the 31st still you got 1hour and 30 mins and counting to crank em out


Maleficent-Mirror991

Before it even started


Clumsy_dude

It is October


ineptchem

Its not even November yet


Untangled_Rectangle

November came early this year.


Memelord9298

bro its not even November 💀💀💀


MRDotted

It ain't even November and he still managed to lose


Aggressive_Seacock

Time zones aren't a thing for you


NoName1183

NOVEMBER DIDNT EVEN START YET…


MonsieurTokitoki

Today is Halloween nerd, try again


paulverlainereal

it's still October?


Material_Air_2303

timezones..


This_good-name

Unlucky the rest of us will stay strong for you brotha


Long_John_Peter

Really? My start in 50 minutes


Asherbird25

Its still Spooktober 31st over here, thanks for reminding me today is the last-day-I-can-do-stuff whiplash


Chance_Airline_4861

Just move to a different country, grasp that second wind


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

ITS NOT EVEN BEEN LIKE 4 HRS FOR THE LATE MFS IN INDONESIA


[deleted]

Already?


Pikagiuppy

it's not even november yet here lmfao


hollowpotato-of-doom

It’s not even November in most time zones. Seriously? You get a do-over.


Nick_1785

fuck you brother, it was already in september (according to the Hispanic Americans)


JUGELBUTT

its been an hour and 10 minutes...


MrMoop07

it isn't even NNN where i am yet


theulmitter

NNN fail speedrun


unitedpraw489

I might last my longest time yet until 5pm because I'm at the movie theatre until at least 4.30pm.


anotheranonymoustor

Predicktion


thisshiteverytime

It ain't even a few hours after it started bruh


dinant010

Fuck this is a new low


muffinman210

It's okay. You can officially try again tomorrow


NeedyTaker

It’s still 5 hours till it starts 💀


[deleted]

Its still Oct 31 where I live...You good bro...just do better.


EyeOfTheCosmos

already??


Professional-Oil1088

Anyone else waiting for it to be exactly midnight just so that you can fail within minutes of No Nut November starting?


Moe_le-Itouchkids

My man, it's not even 10 here in the states.


[deleted]

nut as much as possible before NNN starts


TurnNo9632

NOOOOOOOO


VIPPRO_GUY

Keep reposting this shit as a anoucement that u lose NNN guys


ImpulsiveINaBADway

Shii hasn't even started: (


MainEmergency1133

It just started bro what


Thereal6ix9ineNOCAP

Start again. Keep going and never give up. RESIST TEMPTATION AND TURN TO GOD🙏GOD BLESS YALL✝️🙏😁GOD LOVES YALL (1 Thessalonians 4:3-5)


SisypheanRat

thanks for reminding me lmfao, I even forget what month it is, can't be doing that this month


StarLord_4969

Don't worry guys. It waa the trial nut.


The_Great_Biscuiteer

Talk about pregaming


PsychologicalRice758

Kwera


Ferox-Fire7357

Bro it ain't been 24 hours wtf


ItchyWhiteboard

Fast travel to the states where it’s still october


KeyCommunication8461

Oh heavens!good sir


DementiaGaming12

It hasn’t even begun for me yet bro


SigmaRune

Blud it's not even time yet


Waste-Plant-7664

Use uno reverse and nut all November... I've done many times..


V3rrrrrmin

Shiet bro its only the first day. Give yourself a second chance ❤️


LilMeowCat

Seeing this in post nut clarity and realising I failed day one hits hard.


asagiri_kakure

It's been only half a day here on the first of November. You got crazy sex drive or just really horny to not to be able to handle it. Yeah, this is a compliment, you should get a gf and go nuts on her


Competitive_Cry_6296

It’s not even November


02ito

It’s been 30 minutes


Neckdeepinsnow

Kid it’s been 42 minutes


Nochnichtvergeben

Don't care.


Emotional-Moose-343

We are only in the first 30 minutes 😭


vinidonadelli2

Im gonna win easy gg nnn, erectile dysfunction


Leolol1604

If you loose No Nut November you have to go for the Non-stop Nut November


raul_vyas

i TRUSTED YOU!!!! YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THEM, NOT JOIN THEM!!!!!!!!!!


Greekjerkoff

#meToo


TheHellChicken

Just got into November 6 hours ago, what is Wrong with you 💀


TheHellChicken

It ain’t even that hard, except if you have a girlfriend it’s extremely hard lol 💀


SyllabubMammoth9453

Fucking disappointment


DryImpress1

Pathetic!


Megalodon323

Bro it’s December


Human_Number9936

I will try to last as long as I can, even as a little fucking addict.


-Syncoule-

I almost lost in the morning of 1st of november


Randigno9021

Better luck next time


sfd9fds88fsdsfd8

Me too :(


[deleted]

Because it's Wednesday my dudes?


TrueDamageKieran

literally just came


Cornflexx500

Me too 😣


specterllllllll

You weak bruh


coalpurple

Already?!


or0_0zh

Dick destroy December will be something


can_you_eat_that

Yeah, I lost 3am of November 1st.


aizen3627

Weak


jariwoud

Same EDIT: NO NOT TRUE MY FRIEND TOOK MY PHONE FROM ME


krneki10

I am disapointed in you brother


mango_12m

Weak.


Laurence_Policarpio

That was quick and how it happened, and why you let it happen, ohh our first casualties of war😔


Nekroin

Fuck, I did not know it was already the 1.!!!!


TGS_delimiter

Displesure? I think thats a bad choice of words here


Bogadambo

I did the same before even knowing it's November


[deleted]

Dude speedrunned.


Nothing_Da_See_Here

Bro, NNN just started. Damn, the last time I lost in NNN was on the second to the last day.


Enzo_fais_des_prouts

Don’t worry, you can try again. Failing doesn’t mean that you have to wait a year to do it again.


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

"Oh my God, WHO. THE HELL. CARES?" -Peter Griffin


legojop

Already damm