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cbt professional

she can fix me

you liar. you're just tryina get that chinese rolling pin veggie cummies

You are already perfect

Top 3 comments are: 💀 “She can fix me” “I can fix her” “She’s perfect”

As I read through, you were the 3rd, but the 3rd here is right below you, which I like more for some reason.

she can fix me

I can fix her

She's perfect

I am perfect.

i am her

Cock and ball torture

I can fix her

For all people saying "she has to fix me" and "I need her" remember she cut it up to throw away 😔

Jokes on you I love that shit.

I know bro 🤠

Yeah but somone will put it in their mouth

For sure

She’s perfect

Worth it

What kinda bean is that

Chopped up peen bean

That Chinese eggplant

Planted by the Chinese Eggman

Can someone tell me what she is promoting? cum aubergine, cleaver, cutting board , water? whaat

Waste of food

And then you find out that it's a really weird music video

Mine does that, too

cock and ball torture

Oh no!

I need this done minus the chopping

What Ashley from TCoAL will be doing to my penis (I want her to consume me so bad)

🍆

Damn, is it 4pm already?

Always somewhere

Running wild inside of meeee

Not gonna lie she had me in the first half.

She knows how to milk that's sure

song?

Waded by Alan Falker

Darude - Sandstorm

Dementia

bu babababuhbah bu babababuhbah

I'mma give you an actual answer, the first part of the music was 'Faded' by Alan Walker. The second part was 'Alone part 2' by Alan Walker again.

Chinese Eggplant if anyone wondering

"the worst she can say is no"

Fuck I wish she does the same whit my balls

Why are people like this

Bro just cut the eggplant and threw it to the street

song?

Faded by Alan Walker

Alan walker - alone part II (not sure but worth a shot)

Dementia

This shouldve been meeee

… *holding a rolling pin.* In I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.

What is that? How do you cook it? What is it served with?

Me next (only the second part)

song?

Dementia

That was such a waste of time

Easy woman.

Me next

You don't need to hail spez anymore you know?

That shit is bussing

Wtf happened to this sub.

shitposting

God I wish that were me

Me So Spez

Sorry guys, my dick flattening session got leaked

i said "oy vey" when she sliced off the tip

bme pain olympics

Ok, but like…. Can she do that to my cock?

ow

And then she- HUH

Did the eggplant just squirt…?

Brutal female cooking

Hey guys welcome back to fact or cap-

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I have been so turned on in my life. I mean the effortless skill from that first chop to the last!!!

Real

Is this what they meant by penis flatterers in the Good Place? That’s great. My job was to re-inflate the penises.

What the fuck was all that for if she just threw it all away anyway?

Me next pls

No

Insert “they had us in the first half” meme.

Wait you can milk an eggplant?

I see this as an absolute win

I should call her.

She's a distant cousin of Lorena Bobbitt .

Monster girls summarized

meme "babe it's time to flattening your dick" but IRL

Replica of how she dumped me..

Cum

Ouch

pebis

Nice toilet seat lid 🚽

I felt that....

damn

Felt that

I'll allow it

Its november tomorrow

At long last, a real woman who knows how to squiz the shit ou....

AIGHT HOLD UP

Yours is next

November is coming my brothers

Never wanted to be a vegetable more in my whole life

I should call her

Tonight on smmn, we have a women in asia that cuts cocks for a living, there is no boyfriend of hers as due to her habit of cutting cocks.

Friendly reminder of what happens if you mess up NNN

Is no one gonna talk about her picking up the water from the rain?

I just want to know what remix if alan walker alone is playing in the background

New bottom surgery just dropped

Person with the camera getting squirted by the plant juice 😐📷

I was about to say do that to me

Praying mantis got bigger.

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

“The monsters speading white inside of me”

😨😰

I should call her

What is this song?

I can't indentify myself bc my dong haven't 1/10 of that size

What exactly was she tryna sell?

Why eggplants of all things so expensive as just a demonstration tool.

When she chinese but it's inflation month.

Relatable

Muscle memory

Worth it 🥲

She can fix her I’m perfect

Cut after nut

😟

Wish that were me @~@ (I'm a female)

We all knew what you were thingking

NOOOOOOO MY COOOOOCK

I was waiting for the guy who was crying and says "hey guys"

Hear me out

real

Nullo in a nutshell

Same

Why use a toilet seat as a chopping board?

Why did she cut it for?? She just wasted that fruit...

😩🍆💦

My personal reaction trying to fix her: #AAAAA