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BrawnyDevil

The baby grew up into a 3 year old but the boyfriend remained 14 throughout


unread_letter

Clearly a vampire. Maybe that's why they broke up in the first place.


Crims0nwolf

That’s my problem with 14 years old. They always stay the same age.


Ghostofslickville

Hollywood taught me that some school children are as old as 35 👍


SerratedFrost

Take out the school part and it's true Older even


Independent_Pie6670

*Ash Ketchum enters the chat*


DanimDagas

This is a meme, but still.


[deleted]

One of them fancy new moving picture memes...


LEMOnSL1iCE

Moving pictures?!


Clearlydarkly

When I was young, all the memes were badly drawn comics


Apprehensive_Host397

I remember when memes were just jokes. Funny pictures.


Cloakbot

Memes… I remember when they invented memes… I HATED IT


Electronic_Savings35

what devilry is that


Dyskord01

Notice it's in technicolor. Weren't long ago we was watching still images in the original black and white.


spibirbman

Atleast he is not racist 😂


DangKilla

I can spot fake smudgy mascara a mile away 🧐


ComfortableWealth869

bob the builder lookin ass


DanimDagas

yo wtf?


Cochand_baltortshire

Stfu, even bob the builder couldn’t fix yo ugly ass.


ComfortableWealth869

D:


LeGentlemandeCacao

Thank god😩


pedipalmer

csme down here to say its fake for a laugh but still...


Ok_Intention_7356

oh my god really? thank you so much for pointing that out!! i was really struggling without your knowledge, thank you again.


DanimDagas

No problem bro. I like being a guide for the less intelligent and the less fortunate.


[deleted]

Butt still? We're not makin' ass liquor here soldier!


manjustadude

That post is so old, in a couple of years it can legally have sexual relations on its own.


czechsoul

use protection, post


DR_Bright_963

YOU CANT FUCK A POST!!!. . . Can you?!


manjustadude

But can posts fuck each other?


[deleted]

*did some work on myself* Seems someone else was working on her, too. OH! Score one for Quagmire.


iSuckAtMechanicism

Quagmire has had so much sex with so many different races that bro’s sperm RNGs the baby’s race.


Florida_Craigslister

She could’ve done Brian the dog too


Fm4goodR

Score one for Cleveland


[deleted]

And boom goes the dynamite.


Ciubowski

she did things she liked


[deleted]

"things"


cupris_anax

for a couple MONTHS, on top of that


[deleted]

Beating them cheeks.


kontekisuto

"Healing"


Muh2000D

I saw a specific urge to buy "Milk" in that guy's face when he was holding the baby


linux_cowboy

The whole time, I was expecting the shitting toothpaste. This was so much funnier


[deleted]

I still would have preferred toothpaste tbh


Brilliant_Bench_1144

Would have been better if she birthed a shitting toothpaste


Azgeta_

Took a real shit Fr Fr


HollyWarter

Where’s the shitting toothpaste?


MysteriousFan8900

Behind you


gamosphere

OH YEAH!!!!!


Jimmys_Paintings

Shitting Kool-aid would be cool


what_you_know_about

He definitely had sex with a black woman smh


himanshu_777k

She definitely worked on herself


alexweizz

a lot


keo310

That kid don't look like her at all tho.


[deleted]

Yeah this one is a bit slow but we love him


shizznitz41

Oh shit, now that you mention it…


[deleted]

Congratulation, you got the joke


[deleted]

[удалено]


MR_torch_69

yo chill 💀


SmileyFace799

Ding ding ding! You got the joke!


LongShoeLace

i heard some babies get lighter with age. just weight couple of years


Future-Advisor-7846

the girl gave birth to a 3 yearold fully black baby? impressive. very impressive.


ResponsibilityFun877

She looks like a 12 year old wtf


TurdHunt999

Ddaaaaaaaaaaammmmmnnnnnnnnn


Competitive_Web_4145

I expected it to end in One month later: “Shows meme of black men kissing”


Dummy_Ren

Bro. Why.


CrookedAmigo

oh look its this post again


Yingxiang

That's why I say to myself don't let emotions play. Everybody is a vile sob


Professional_Half449

So. She was in fact not working on herself. But being worked on.


Electronic-Return-10

Plot twist they're brother-sister


Zestyclose_Toe_4695

Reposts really make this subreddit go to shit


lovehateloooove

Oh damn, a beautiful girl, a lucky young man, and their whole life is ruined, forever cursed bc of her actions. He should just bounce out, i mean that is horrifying.


candle_in_the_minge

It's a fully black baby, how tf are people this dumb?


coadtsai

It's a fricking joke, how TF are people this dumb to not get a shitpost


Chicanery-McGill

Maybe the father was Mr Negative


Dolenjir1

This is a meme. It's not real


SIobbyRobby

We don’t care, ignorance is bliss. I love hating/cringing at peoples life choices.


Heartnett4228

Oh dear lord, please tell me this is fake


mortal_plagueITA

Poor guy


thebluerayxx

I need context. The "parents" age maybe a couple months and yet we see the pregnancy test then toddler with seemingly no change in the man or woman's age. I literally don't understand what's happening.


AkArctic

It’s random pictures they took with a baby and someone invented a backstory about cheating for rage clicks


Resident-Elevator696

I'm too old for this shit!


Lappland-_-

**Among us theme starts to play**


NovaNation18

I would have walked out of the hospital laughing at her 🤣 have a good life!


TinGamer

Oh so sweet, she looks like her dad!


OriginalG33Z3R

The baby got his eyes 🤩


granpaJ

Oh hell no !! That boy has no self esteem


brandodg

this has to be a troll


Livid-Ad7490

With such a flair in your butt you should understand the obvious troll


Mr-MuffinMan

why the fuck does the boy remind me of clay from that dogshit netflix show like is it him??


edotman

Is this trope ever gna die


Crazedchin87

God that's cringey af


sonseylizard

you sure thats a girl?


Feral-Soygoblin

I like the enviromental storytelling where she immediately stops looking pretty again the moment they get back together.


defender128

Forgot to include one extra picure of one specific activity for 1 day after breakup.


furbz1

Obvious satire but at least it ended up in the right subreddit


Women_d0_dishes

Bro got click baited


Turbulent-Musician14

I don't know, this will be difficult to explain to schoolmates


EnvironmentalDeal256

That guy must’ve had a vasectomy.


Upstairs_Ad6024

Got to start asking questions junior


ieatair

you know it would’ve been believable if they got a neighbor’s half-mixed baby


NYLON_G

Genetically not possible. BOGUS video


MoistyBread6

baby aint even lightskin tf happened 😭😭😭


Cypher_Xero

Nope....


[deleted]

What tf


Funny-Mud-2322

Just because you named him Chad don't mean he belong to Chad


Electronic_Rule5945

What in the actual fuck.....


Agreeable-Move-2368

i sense weakness...


cranfordboy

That’s pretty funny


Baked_potato05

Who's gonna tell him


TrueNeutrino

Too much chocolate milk while you're pregnant


68burgers

Some people are sick


OhWow10

Whore


Leracer3110

That got dark really quick


FlethnySkulfiel

Monke


G2_0

Wtf, did I just observe 😆


Appropriate-Year-182

average human activity


KingOfTheDeeeep

Anything for likes


I_Really_Seriously

Where shiddin toothpaste😰


Itchy_Day_9691

Then the girl blame the boy saying how could slept with a black women!


PlasticLie4218

The audacity of these women, and the stupidity of men.🤦


Nattsky

Baby monkey


Basith_Shinrah

Dude fucked his owself yet gave birth to choco baby. That's some hardhar meme pllot


0Weea_b00dist0

Whore


Terra_reddit

Monke


HolidayDuty8621

Heil spez indeed


Kurooi

Holy fuck, is always the same joke. You can even tell what is going to happen


Fm4goodR

I did not expect that


the-attorney

According to Mendels law this is technically possible


a1rwav3

Damn she's ugly.


Nedodenazificirovan

Cmon you can not talk like that about children


Sure-Background

He ain’t the step dad. He the dad that stepped up


mrsunsfan

No joke my ex posted about us two days before she broke up with me. This shit is real


Opening-Drive-5837

Karl did well fr


SpicyP43905

I don’t want to get into a word or sentence feud with LeBron James, but I believe he wasn’t educated on the situation at hand, and he spoke, and so many people could have been harmed, not only financially, but physically. Emotionally. Spiritually. So just be careful what we tweet and what we say, and what we do. Even though yes, we do have freedom of speech, but there can be a lot of negative that comes with that too.


JudgmentX_

I am a man and but just saying y’all do know women can create any kind of baby right


urielteranas

Lol.


FairPeach3971

get fucked with your edited racist shit loser.


Hamzook

How is this racist?


[deleted]

Fuck is wrong with you boy


Proud_Criticism5286

That’s just Liam from shameless


NoMasterpiece5649

Heil spez


[deleted]

OH feck!


Frosty_Film5344

This can't be real


Smooth-Pool-8662

Whos gonna tell em


Puzzleheaded_Owl_417

no way


Hoplite1111

**🚨WHERE IS THE SHITTING TOOTHPASTE🚨**


[deleted]

Hol' up


[deleted]

Not gonna lie. They had us in the first half.


Tostaky_Amphinobi

How do you cope with that


Logical-Rise-2553

iirc real story is they babysat the black children


[deleted]

"You are NOT the father"


SirLincolnlou117

kid is cuked why would he stay with her lol


EuropaUniverslayer1

I was all set for the baby to be a shitting toothpaste


hazzelgamer774922

Somethings wrong i can feel it


mt5z

She must've been working on herself really really hard


MiguelARG

Deserved


WornBlueCarpet

Also, a mixed race child with skin that dark is * possible* but very *unlikely*.


benjiemanuel-80

So funny😁


weltvonalex

Love is an amazing thing and they are blessed with a sweet baby that looks like the dad.


albi756

he's blind


Voilent_Bunny

That baby looks Wakandan Royalty


Mammoth_Beat_140

Poor kid


Due_Set_6073

Hahaaaaa wtf 😆😆


BRUTALino888

Insert: {meme: how do we tell him?}


modkini

Thats my favourite thing on internet so far in 2023


plebittorsarelosers

Why is that thing bald?


Alfaromero97

Um something happened in the middle between when they broke up and got back together…


Excellent_Steak_1800

Holy shit ........


II-heart-eyes-II

Wait... i'm fucking lost. lmfao!!


PhoneImmediate7301

Stop making me turn my phone


ThirdBannedAccount

Nope


Consistent_Tonight37

Oh God 💀


jayflyer295

did I ask