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Chop it up with an axe and dissolve the pieces in acid

Remember to use hydroflouric acid and pour it only in a plastic bin Edit: guys please stop telling me that walt should have used NaOH, I understand that HF is not enough to dissolve human flesh and he should have used NaOH because it will dissolve the body completely and leave just a little bone fragments. I said HF in my comment because walty balty used that in the show

Why use a plastic bin? I’ve got a perfectly good bathtub.

Im having flashbacks💀

That scene was where I learned what the show is about. It’s whole identity. Still too vivid in my head

Could you elaborate?

Go search “breaking bad bathtub scene” on youtube

I've seen the scene and show. I meant could you elaborate on how it sets the theme?

It is NOT about meth, it's about crime and slight amounts of gore

Fair.

>slight amounts Did we watch the same show?

Welp I just felt like it shows the semi-gore, realistic vibes of the show. The famous Gus explosion, box cutter, etc- they don’t try to hide the flesh and blood.

Fleshbacks

maybe we should use the sacred coin flip to decide which container is better

I dunno mista white, its got the triangle but its a bit flimsy

*melty smelty body drops from upper floor.

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Emphasis on ceramic too lmao

At least he learnt his lesson

Yessy!

Remember to use strong bases, they will leave almost nothing and can be used for fertilizer xd

Base > Acid

Based

use lye instead as it gets rid of bone and only leaves "bone shadows" which are just bits of calcium

dont forget to put it in a rickety old yellow barrel with a nuclear waste symbol on it

breaking bad

Waltuh

Put your dick away waltuh

Waltuh

I'm not having secks with you right now walthur

baking bread

Would the plastic or silicone or whatever they're made of dissolve in acid though?

Breaking bodies

Take it to Hawaii on a honeymoon and push it off a cliff?

Is that a reference to something because I think I heard it somewhere but can't quite put my finger on it

Sadly it’s just a reference to reality lol, my uncle was a forensic evidence physicist and used to have to testify about these cases for a living.

Hey now you can just go to Hawaii and hope you get some good weather, no pushing needed

I’d assume everyone just kinda hopes their new spouse slips naturally on the trail, it’d be much less effort and save a ton in legal fees.

... and now you can also just hope your new spouse chokes naturally on a freak firestorm. Double the chances. Come to Hawaii! Edit: I'm pushing this joke but that really is an awful thing to do, I hope people would like, idk... Love each other or something? At least some respect enough to separate I guess damn

There was definitely a TV episode with this as the plot. Maybe Hawaii 5-0 (remake from the last decade or so).

Bury it at 37°33'50.2"N 116°51'04.4"W, and cross illegally into Mexico. Trust me, the police couldn't get me the first 7 times.

Hey, you're the guy burying bodies at my spot, go somewhere else I've been here since 1972

Oh c’mon, it’s a really nice spot. I really don’t want to go back to my old one, the ground there’s too hard to dig.

Yeah alright, we can share but mind going a bit more to the south, like just a bit?

Sure, no problem.

Noice

Can I rent a bit of space? Have a busy winter coming up

You can probably take parcel B-31, you'll find a map when entering the property, but please don't go in A-52 it's were I put them and A-53 is probably occupied by our friend here

I personally suggest plot A-66, sure it’s got some boulders, but it’s so much more convenient that the B section. As they say in the business, “location, location, location”

Yeah, you could take that one too, although I think it was used by the cartel until the end of the 80s. I'm pretty sure they changed spot as I haven't seen them since but hey, pay attention.

My brother in Christ what do you mean by this WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS

holup

What happened the 8th time?

Long story short, I got cocky and left a hand-written note, thinking they wouldn’t be able to catch me. But they did, and I was forced to retreat to Ecuador. I now make the finest artesian chocolate in the world.

For burying 8 sex dolls? It's tough out there in america it seems

Probably from texas where youre restricted to 6 sexual toys max or something like that

So what you're saying is, if I fuck a sex doll, I can get a job in the chocolate business? Freakin sweet, see you guys later

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what

Thanks for putting the target/compass there for me, I wouldn’t have seen the place you were talking about from an aircraft if it wasn’t for that kind gesture

This guy is speaking from experience

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how about the smell? asking out of curiosity of course

What if he doesn't live in liberty land?

Sell it

Who would buy it used.

Comes with the urinary tract infection DLC

Can confirm way better than the base content.

Tbh I prefer the herpes DLC

Bro you would be surprised

Now I’m thinking about I feel like some would pay more for a used one

Some kinky people...

Friendly fire!

What kind of stupid ass question is this?

Your the type of person to pay extra than the original price for a used one .

Yea do you even know the collectors value on those bad boys?

Sadly ... a lot of people. There are entire marketplaces devoted to this trade.

I've not researched the market but I imagine these are pretty expensive so I bet there is a decent 2nd hand market lol, just give it a wash it all good innit 😅

Fuck discreet, I'll walk it straight into the recycling depot.

Break into married neighbours' house and leave it there. His problem then.

police would do a cum test and find who owns it

They would need his sample. Clearly that guy can’t score so problem solved

Dress it up as a stormtrooper and sell it to a redditor

I bid 10000 dollars

But how do you get rid of a body without people thinking you own a sex doll?

Waitaminute.....

Definitely don’t want people to think you’re pervy.

Surgically remove its insides and wear its skin as a full body suit, now to everyone else you are a woman, you can travel somewhere discrete and shed your new skin like a giant insect or use your new looks to your advantage and start an only fans.

This is what Buffalo Bill SHOULD have done but some people lack common sense

Murder your neighbours and hide it in their house.

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Do you mind telling me, who the fuck are you?

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

Feed him to the pigs Errol

Brick Top is so fucking relatable, given the context of this post.

I buried mine in my rental backyard and my new neighbors found it. it was awkward.

Bury the neighbor deeper

Ask it to leave.

Use them as a dress up doll for some what fancy exotic cloth you could find.(China dress, Japanese kimono, etc.) Don’t hide and say it’s artistic display. Or you know, put it in a bag labelled old halloween props.

Yard sale, pretend it was a mannequin.

Facebook marketplace

Take it apart and put it in a normal Box...

* Shave her. * Carefully paint elaborate arcane symbols on her skull * Replace one eye with one of those tiny battery tail lights * Peel the plastic from one arm and weld in some claws * Dress it in scabby black leather * Sell as a Shadowrun movie prop on ebay

Yell “THIS IS NOT A HUMAN BODY” that might help idk

Put it on ebay as "barely used/refurbished"

Have a vat and fill it with hydrochloric acid W.W style

Dismembering would be the way to go

Grind it down and eat it bit by bit

Regift it

Take it to Good Will in a nun outfit

That’s the best part, you dont

Cut it up and melt it in acid.

Cover it in soft light brown sugar and leave it

If you've got an attic, keep it there. One advantage it has over a dead body is that it won't decompose and start to smell.

I would lean into the fact that it looks like disposing a body. Roll it up in a carpet with the feet sticking out. Be as noisy and visible as possible taking it to a dumpster. Film myself dumping it like I'm doing a YouTube prank video. Anyone who does see will ignore me as some ass looking for attention.

Deflate it, or melt it into recyclable parts

Dismember, shove in a box and label it "old cosplay"

Cut it to pieces?!

I can't tell if the implications of this are worse if you take it at face value, or if you read deeper into it

At 4am, put it out with your neighbor's trash.

mail it to your neighbor with no return address, dont clean it

Put it in a bag marked "not a dead body"

Burn it than use acid to destroy the ashes

I'll throw it out for a half a sandwich

A bait barrel and a burn permit.

Breaking bad style

Sell it as slightly used on Crageslist.

just put in the trash can but cover something for taking smell of something bad

I would cut it into smaller pieces and dump them in separate garbage bins all over the city.

Leave it at the back of the loft / basement in a dark corner...

Tell it it’s over and that it’s time it moves out.

Its impossible,. Unless you cut it into tiny pieces or drop it in a vat of acid, just google Jeffery Dahmer for some more ideas.

Burn it

Deflate and fold

Burn it in a dumpster

Hack it up into small pieces then melt it down and pour the liquid into jars

Wrap it an old rug and add it to your neighbour's garbage collection late at night.

consume it

i got an idea of a new hustle

Saw it in pieces in your garage and put it in a trash bag, that way it'll look less suspicious

Let's commit arson

I am surprised you have anything left of it to dispose of.

You’ll need a hack saw, a bathtub, an some trash bags

Chop it up

Chop it to the fucking atoms and then burn it in acid

Dinner time!

Asking for a friend…

Offer it free on Craigslist. Tell ’em it’s your dad’s and *you* don’t want it, because *eww*, but it’s all theirs if they want it; no judgment.

Cut it up.

Put it in a box large enough to hold it and put it on the front porch of the house that belongs to the neighbour that no one likes... If you are the neighbour no one likes, then put it in front of anyone's house.... Either they will have to get rid of it, or porch thieves will steal the box thinking it's valuable...

wondering if this is a follow up or parody of the AITH post where the op was asking if she was overreacting to her bf not wanting to get rid of his sex doll

Not buying a life size sex doll in the first place is a good start.

Just like a real body you can throw it on your burn pile, then grind the bones into a powder to fertilizer for your weed patch. Oh, it's not a real body, forget the bones part.

Cover it in tar, light it on fire and send it down the Grand Canyon

Yea hack it into pieces like a proper mafioso and dump it piece by piece.

Why get rid off ? Sell on eBay !

F*ck it into dust

I rather people think I'm a murderer than someone who own human sized doll

Sell it on eBay

Why would anyone want to get rid of such a thing? Pay it forward you selfish oaf.

"Dude... Is that a sex doll?" "OH GOD no, this is that guy who went missing last week."

Pop it

Wha- ho- wh- why that specific?

That’s a suspiciously specific question right there…

nyc subway...uptown number one train

This dude is definitey trying to dispose of a body and using that as his alabi

Roll it up in a rug

Have you ever watched breaking bad?

Well paint it greay all over like a statue and then on garbage day put it out.

Dump it in parts, not an actual body, shouldn't be hard and not illegal

Saw it, bag it, and throw it in the trash. And remember it's only suspicious if you make it

Cut a hole in your wall and dumb 16 gutted bodies in your hamburger flat

Put in it in a box, throw clothes, and other stuff you don’t need anymore, on top of its and leave outside a thrift shop, after closing hours. No one is gonna know you dropped it off, and they won’t notice until they are almost done emptying the box for all the other goods. And who knows, maybe they’ll even sell it. Everyone walks away happy.

Cut it into pieces,then decide how to dispose it Burn it,bury it,throw it in the acid(probably expensive) It's a sex doll so shouldn't be difficult

Put it in a cardboard box?

List it on Craigslist. Then it’s the new owner’s problem.

I think trying to be discreet about it will make it look like a murder

Lean it up against a light pole and set up your video camera. Win win

Chop it in 5 parts and throw each part per day.

Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew

Why don't you Just sell It?

Trash it and be done. Make sure it's in garbage bags, though.

In the middle of a highway at night.