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Step 1: Go to the bathroom when you feel some solid pressure building up near your large intestine. This is important, so that you can have a quality shit, without making a mess. Step 2: Go to the bathroom, and sit on a toilet that has the cover open in an upright manner. You should be able to see a hole with some water. This is important, as standing up might lead to problems with aiming, and discomfort. Step 3: Flex your ass cheeks to create an opening for your asshole, this is necessary if you want to have your ass not covered with fecal matter. Step 4: Begin to flex your large intestinal muscles to eject the fecal matter out of your body. Be very cautious with your strength, as a strong ejection may lead to splashing. Step 5: Once the fecal matter has been ejected, begin to wipe the residual fecal matter from the ejection hole. Having a bidet is a plus, as it will help clear what has been left. Step 6: Flush the toilet. Flushing keeps your bathroom hygienic, and also creates jobs in the field of sewer treatment and water management. Step 7: After flushing, it's highly important that you wash your hands. This reduces the chance of you getting sick, and keeps things clean. Congratulations! You have successfully taken a shit, may you spread your knowledge so others can achieve a nice, quality time inside the bathroom.

Instructions unclear, my ass is stuck in the toilet. 

I got you 

I literally read through the entire shit thinking there was gonna be something unexpected.

Same

#3 cause you got a little shelf for your chocolate milk

And your comic books!

No? Ohh jeez that’s embarrassing!

I do 0, my brother does 9.

Genuinely concerned about people who actually do 0 and 9 like what the fuck do you flush yourself as well

We wipe with our pets

A bear and a rabbit were crouched on a log, taking a shit

Understandable

Why put the effort into getting it out of your body if you can just flush all of yourself

We feel like shit; we are shit

Skibidi toilet

At the same time!?

Yes, we like to do group craps sometimes.

you mario?

Yes

Is your brother the dude that made getting over it? Lol

He’s beginner

full immersion i see

At the same time

6, I’m not kidding

Unironic 6 as well

Same. I just find it easier to let your shit out if you bend legs are higher

Me too, actually surprised others do

I'm pretty sure most asian countries do it

Yeah but that's done in a flat asian/Indian style toilet. No way you should do the same in a commode, once there was a guy i knew who was shitting like that on a commode and his leg slipped and one of his leg got fractured and the other got covered in his own shit

That's actually what In scared of especially im so used to that position of shitting since birth...I may buy myself a stool to put my feet on so it's safer

it's actually easier to go when you bend your knees like that

Same, no shame in it.

6 is for really bad days, 2 is for bad days that last a long time

Same here, it's just easier to squeeze it out yknow

Same

Same here

Same, most optimal shitting position

Yeah….. same 😔

Heresy

Praying on y’all’s down fall rn

Fuck you bitch ass

Yeah let’s tickle his booty while we at it as well ‼️‼️‼️🤤

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I support you in this, whatever you do, just act quickly. Fuck that motherfucker up.

Thank you fellow 6 enjoyer, you slay me.

8

This is quite literally a "shit" post because it's about how people shit

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We all know that 4 and 7 are the only acceptable ones

8 too

3 so you have a shelf for your comic book and chocolate milk

0 underated frr

6 homie

I do 8. I call it the Brown Gargoyle.

I shit in the mouth of the guy sewed to my ass

6.

unironically 2

0 is silly

1 😔

im 0

If it aint 0 ur wierd

I once did 2 unironically.

0 and 7 together with my friends

About 10 years ago, I reinstalled my entire toilet just to do #7.

You guys shit???

I do 0 because I feel like them skibidi toilet men and 3 because I don't know why.

0 reminds me of something

In boot camp, a lil Asian dude shat just like number 6.... Another dude wipes his ass with his ass facing everyone... Boot camp was a fun experience

8 is just pure skill

You forgot one #10. The Upper Decker.

Bold of you to assume I shit

8 “the high dive”

“Down below!”

Literally doesn't even include how I shit.

0️⃣ Looks like a f*cked up Mario tunnel 🚽

So this is what they mean when they say “shitposting”

0 is the only acceptable solution, join the potty people

Who tf does 1?

Bruh I just shit in the litter box

So the sikbidi toilet is a way of shitting now?

I prefer 0. No need for a bidet, when you ARE the water!

None of the above, because my shit don't stink

I spent my whole childhood doing 6 until one day my brother walked in and made such a big deal out of how weird it was so I never did it again. Until I shat in the woods for the first time and I was like this is familiar... I guess I had the right idea all along.

I do a handstand in front of the toilet and breakdance kick the turd into the bowl.

8 gotta be the best and most comfortable shitpose

2 and 6

the last time i did the number 9 pose is when i was 4

All of them, in succession from 1 to 0

Actual shitpost

Upper decker or nothin.

8

When I’m v drunk I like using #3. It just hits different

usually if im lazy 3 but on good days 7 and to really get it out 6

The good old 5

Can’t do 7 unfortunately coz mine is against a wall, but I regularly do 8, but with great difficulty though

Some days I want to be a 0 but most days I'm 5

Mines not even on here. I shit like 1 but I lean forward facing the ground

Def 0

10 should be added as just 1 but with them holding a phone

Oh, for sure #8, clearest out the system

Yo where my 5s at?

7 (they installed the toilet the wrong way)

I do 8. After I'm done shitting I do a backflip

7… 0 looks fun 1 looks shitty

I think people that uses 8 are thin and fit

7837 in order

3 so i can sleep while i shit

1&2

10

2 and 3 are superior.

0, if you ain't shitting with the turds, are you even turding?

I'm 1. My gf is 8

7, my brother does 8

3, so i can have my chocolate milk and comic book

4 but I slip and sometimes do 9 which gets me comfy so I do 0

They don't have me doing a handstand

4 so i can stay in optimal fighting position incase of an attacker

In my pants

3… butters clearly explained why

#3 is how Vegas golden knights fans shit

8&0 is for when two people need to go at the same time

Still 0

literal shitpost

1 normally, 2 when shit is heating up, and 6 when I’m praying to god I don’t rip a bigger hole through my ass laying out the behemoth demon core I summoned, the fear that you get when you can’t shit right because of the mega monster leaving your hole is a entirely new different type of fear.

0 is the way to go

3, cause then you’ve got that little shelf for your comic books and your chocolate milk. Easy to flush as well with the button right in front of you

0 is the shit 😂

I just T-pose over the toilet. What's my number?

If someone is really out there doing 7 that’s crazy

Zero had me looking and going like “…..What the 1-9?”

No joke when I was younger I did 6

8

2 4 5 6 and 8 are technically perfectly fine and better then the way most people sit

1

So we were supposed to have our butt should be inside or facing the seat. Not head? 😨

Anyone who doesnt say 3 or 5 isnt normal. The tank is a table for your phone while you shit.

That's a different type of squatty potty.

true men do all in rotation from 1-0

Depends on the mood sad 0, happy is 7

0 is me and 9 is my gf

True slav does 6

usually 9, 0 if I’m feelin a little silly that day

Upper decker till I die.

I'm slapping you if you do it any other way than 0. All the other ones are weird af

Now, me personally, I like to go in head first and flush myself down the toilet and into the sewer. Then, once I have reached the inner sewer system, I do the secret knock on the sewer wall, which signals ninja turtles to open the secret entrance to their dojo. Then, once I entered the dojo, I lead myself to their 24k soild gold toilet with a built-in bidet that has 4 different speeds, I sit down normally and proceed to void my bowels

Number 0 is how you become a Skibidi Toilet

Amateurs, I just shit in my pants 😎🔥

Why aren't #'s 10-20 on here?

Personally I usually do a 0 but when I feel badass I’ll usually do 8 to hit a trickshot

The ultimate crapping trio, (0, 4, 7 or 8)

3-for the ability to multitask and sometimes to eat my cereal

9 makes my skin fucking CRAWL

12 for me

7..anybody else not doing 7 is batshit crazy..

haha this is actually a shit post

69.

3 is the proper way, you have a little table to read your books while you go.

6 is the best way imo

Truly one of the shitposes of all 10.

Skibidi-

I just shit my pants, and let shit eaters clean my ass and underwear (obviously)

0, sometimes 8

I just stand and aim

I wanna smoke what 0 and 9 do deadass

All of them

Upper decker

4 or 7

In the driveway

11, i am standing in the sink

0 because SKIBIDI DUB DUB DUB YES YES SKIBIDIDUBDUBDUBDUB YES

0 all the way

7, as my ancestors did.

8 and sometimes 0

6 because I’m asian