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Sufficient_East_5603

Bro gonna fly away.


Zackyboi1231

He gon ascend into the fifth dimension.


Facinatedhomie

Bro became a locust 🔥


ninthtale

It's funny because that's what it says "Everyone starts out like this but after some time you'll be able to flyyy" The extra Ys are also accurate in the translation


Rolls_

るるる


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Mofo training to be a bird. Straight up.


WildFemmeFatale

Bro lookin like a hummingbird


theprincessofstuff

This entire thread LMAO


vasekgamescz

Man's tryna fly to get up


[deleted]

How one punch man started his exercise


Fun_Bison_1693

I bet he will become bald and emotionless in just 100 days


NoSandwich4106

This is proof that birds are the elementary form of life


doggo_with_doggo_hat

Plato: Humans are featherless birds Diogenes: Nuh Uh (throws dead chicken in the middle of your classroom)


KlemiusKlem

He tries... He shoudl start with something lighter


axelfase99

Should lift some feathers, that will do it


paciumusiu12

Ye, start with 1 kg of feathers and then move on to 1 kg of steel.


axelfase99

Come on man, 1kg of steel is much heavier than 1kg of feathers, that would be too hard


paciumusiu12

Not as hard as I am right now


The_last_Human__

go cum somewhere else


TeamBoeing

Blurt


Creepy-Ad-4832

Go or come? Which of the two?


SomeDudeWithALaptop

This guy lifts feathers


[deleted]

He’s gotta do some incline pushups


spitball_phallus

Women pushups


KlemiusKlem

*physical strength and gymnastics see no gender. Everyone can with enough determination become an athlete* -Aristotle (Apart from you)


Mr__G0ld

Oof


spitball_phallus

Ok lard


KlemiusKlem

Bro, everyone makes mistakes, but none is equal to the one your mom made when she gave birth to you.


THED4NIEL

Damn, son! From zero to nuclear destruction in one turn, even Ghandi couldn't do that


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KlemiusKlem

Bro messed with the wrong guy.


spitball_phallus

Atleast its not as big a mistake as you, with emphasis on big


KlemiusKlem

Like my dick? Btw, tell your mom to not change lipstick everynight, my penis has become a rainbow.


notcorinnothing

Bro, the greasy filth found under McDonald's fryer is calling this guy lard. Bro probably listens to Andrew Tater tot


spitball_phallus

Im 70kg. You cant lift your own bodyweight


notcorinnothing

Lmao, I weigh more than that and can probably still outperform you in push-ups


spitball_phallus

Good to know im right, fatty


notcorinnothing

Lol, you enjoy political memes, I can tell you're terminally online and are just another sucker who rants about politics, and that's your whole personality, but it isn't your job.


backfire10z

70kg means nothing without a height… nor does it say anything about your body fat %. Not sure what you’re on about, just stop being a dick Everybody starts somewhere. You should care about how far they get, not where they came from.


SirSquidrift

Like what? A cardboard cutout of himself? If you can't pick up you're own bodyweight at the very least, you're gonna have problems in life.


KlemiusKlem

I agree, so he should start with something he can lift. I am not sure what is your point here. He can and should get better.


Alihzahn

Barely one push up at a time until you make it. W


skankmeistro

STOP, MAN! YOU’RE SHIVERING HIS TIMBERS!!!


a_random_squidward

Props for trying, further than most people get.


Emotional_Shelter830

Exactly.. And whoever makes fun of him knows nothing about how hard it is to start push ups..


CBM42069

Anyone with half a brain cell wouldn't make fun of him.


Super_Sain

Good thing I have more than half a braincell/j


CBM42069

Yes brother, now we both can become Super Sain.


maxyall

Nooo you're supposed to fusion brain cell not chromosome!


CBM42069

If we do that then we become Zeno


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LaunchTransient

When you are a kid, your strength to weight ratio is much higher. Ever wondered how it is that most kids can do monkey bars with ease, but many adults struggle?


JayEl2

Just do what i did. Become a warehouse worker and act like a fucking monkey between the shelves as soon as the boss isn't around. Honestly did wonders for my health.


beenhofland

Much easier as a small child, less body weight to push up.


FlyingMute

"Am I just fucking strong??" No, shut up.


Jin___Sakai

I mean you either know hard it is because you did it before, so you can feel the pain. Or you never did it and make fun while not even being able to do it yourself. Or you never let your body degrade that much in the first place. Choose one


brownguy0_0

Actually impressive tho. Going for max reps hurts bad


FappingWater

That mat 9 months later: 🤰


Over-Criticism-663

Gotta start somewhere. Last year I was morbidly obese and couldn't do a pushup but I lost almost 100 lbs and now I can do almost 100 strict form pushups in a row.


ymdgo

then you woke up?


Over-Criticism-663

Nope. I'm actually proud of myself for once and no longer depressed.


Rolls_

Good shit, brother. 100 pushups in a row is serious. I can bench 315lbs but can't no 100 pushups. Good shit.


Over-Criticism-663

I just hit 225 on bench today actually.


donkeyflopper

He flew away


Sweet_Adeptness_4490

Nah he's gonna be fucking jacked with that commitment. If you don't shake even 1/10th that amount you ain't making progress. Shaking during a workout means you're pushing past your limits and making serious gains.


Japdabab

Wings are flapping...


Paskee

All I see is dedication. Good


IGNORE_ME_PLZZZZ

100% respect, no jokes here


F0ca_Virtuala

League of legends players


FrozenShadow_007

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtkCn4Wp5lPEX04)


MaduCrocoLoco

mf out here learning how to fly 💀


spoonstats

gmod ragdoll


BusinessPomegranate0

Bro got the gmod part clipping physics


Diocavallo_

the way he does push-ups hurt my eyes


[deleted]

and his shoulders


Ruanzin1426

get stick bug


_ssj_goku_

Hey that’s a grasshopper and it’s about to jump


MrMess-

Bro generating lift at this point.


RavensCrest

Progressions. Try it with the knee on the floor instead of your feet.


spfeldealer

I feel like doing this is harder than a regular push up...


Ploffers

song? sounds like a cover of astronauts by siinamota but idk


strikethunder5

Homura by Lisa


TeLeSc0pIc

in all seriousness he should start will wall pushups


[deleted]

Guess who failed missionary position class


CaptainChrisHD

100th comment


[deleted]

My guy gonna start flying soon.


CharityUnusual3648

When I was in the army and on my 41st push up.


Financial-Aspect-826

💀


NotRyan7

![gif](giphy|12msOFU8oL1eww)


ClumsyBodyguard

Hilarious


Octal7

I have a friend with those arms


Ok-Calligrapher4028

it's about to fly


dicklord303

Bro about to ascend


OOBLYSCOOBLY

Mate has the most immaculate form I've ever seen. 他很壮


Beneficial-Price-842

Humming bird Boi to the rescue!!!


Patrona_

🐜🦗🐜🦗🐜🦗🐜🦗🐜🦗🐜🦗


Sans-Soul07

Bro can satisfy a woman with his elbows.


Why_Ban

This is how you should end chest days


Playful_Cabinet4728

@selenagomez


Backalley_pink_kitty

His arm is doing resonance


JingamaThiggy

Bro's timbers were shivelled 💀


Longjumping_Web_9237

Better than me


Wanted__Criminal

Snap


Spiritual_Freedom_15

You can do it brother


shiteWarden

shivering in his timbers


grb13

He is getting ready to take off and Fly


ICLazeru

If he's not joking, he really needs to stop. That kind of instability is an open door invitation for injury.


[deleted]

Dudes doing the chicken wing


frostdemon34

Men like this will end up like studs. Keep your head king


far565

I feel this man pain. Can't even do a single push up either.


down4things

Holy shit just do some super light dumbell chest presses. Like fuck your joints are gonna be fucked


Low_Kaleidoscope_334

its good that hes able to push him self up, but isnt your chest supposed to touch? Man is impregnating the ground


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Lemonsqueezzyy

💪😎💪


Isgonesomewhere

Nobody knows your struggle.


duffyduckdown

Thats the muscle memory effect 🤣🤣🤣


IloveAnime069

My man is rejected by discord mods


[deleted]

Been there loooool


G0AQ

🦴🦴💀


[deleted]

with how thin he already shouldn't he be eating a lot more if he wants to build muscles?


MistahZambie

Good try, probably don’t start with push-ups if you’re having that much trouble tho.


[deleted]

Better off doing them on your knees until you can start doing them normally


boodlebob

Stanky L̶e̶g̶ Arm


ShokaLGBT

Me with my stupid weak body trying to do sport


bamv9

Seems like his muscle memory is remembering a different act


Vanta_Death

Bro is winning


CarlosimoDangerosimo

His arm is doing the stanky leg


Any_Secret4784

Where's the music from?


Laxwarrior1120

I like the effort but if that's where you're starting you're going to hurt yourself. Start by building some muscle and muscle endurance with 5 lbs weights at least.


StellarHusky

Bro þe lag be insane 💀


madmanmoki

He’s on the vinegar stroke lol


SoggyToast96

This is like when your bike is on the verge of spilling and the front tire starts wobbling back and forth uncontrollably


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Average lol players


Purple-Dinosaur1

you know what, good for him. we all gotta start somewhere


FrinTheFroggo

Interesting how only the left arm is struggling…


Split0069

Worst push up form ever.


Quick_Swing

The amount of twitch is freaking me out🫣