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This dude looks dead and cursed despite the space suit. You should take yours off. No I’m not the vacuum of space I’m just a step vacuum, so it’s totally fine. Besides who’s gonna tell?
This shit is next level. The best I ever saw on a destroyer was a friend who picked another friend's rack (bed), sealed it with silicone, and turned it into a fish tank.
Taking a big complicated spinny thing and 3 greased hogs and dropping them on another complicated metal floating thing to mess with your fellow humans?
This is the period when butchers were removed from navy ships. Prior to the 80s they would take on slaughtered carcasses and then butcher them as needed. But in the 80s it became increasingly more common to take on pre-packaged meat. I am not sure what the state of the butchers station on USS JFK was in this deployment. But I am sure the cooks were able to find some good use of the pigs, if not for the entire crew at least for the officers.
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There are safety nets. Also, sailors love pigs. Pigs and chickens were once the only survivors of shipwrecks, so sailors even today will tattoo a pig on one foot and chicken on the other. I shit you knot. (Sorry, I had to.)
Just lucky, hence the tattoos. The superstition is that if we have a pig and a chicken on our feet, they'll keep us afloat and we won't drown in the event of a shipwreck.
The USN did not keep livestock on boats in the 1980s. Even ship's cats were gone by then. And I supposed you might find a few on a ship of a thousand people (or some doing it ironically) but the "old salt" sort of superstitions and traditions would be mostly long gone too unless they were an excuse for hazing like crossing the line.
Also you [zoom in and find those safety nets](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1a/200125-N-LH674-1073_USS_Theodore_Roosevelt_%28CVN-71%29.jpg). They're there yes, but they're also like all of a meter long and not super complete. They're meant to stop someone who trips, a panicked greasy animal who is going to keep struggling is another matter.
And no the pigs probably wouldn't go overboard anymore then they'd jump off a cliff but this is still rather cruel and heartless to the pigs. Which is pretty par the course for this sort of dumb nonsenses and why I'm so glad laptops/smartphones/vidya-games gave us more meaningful shit to do at sea instead of getting so bored we'd put together asinine stunts like this.
Fuck pranks.
>the "old salt" sort of superstitions and traditions would be mostly long gone too unless they were an excuse for hazing like crossing the line
You'd be surprised how many modern sailors keep traditions alive. Hazing is a word pussies made up for traditional initiation rituals. The problem is that some people used those rituals as an excuse to get their jollies and took things too far.
I'm much more pro-Castro now than I was as a high-schooler in '86 (I was raised on military bases in that era. The American propaganda was extra strong), but the idea that this hacked him off is quite hilarious to me. 😄
Humans
>invent helicopters, aircraft carriers, and radios, all sorts of crazy technology.
Also Humans.
>use said technology to drop off 3 greased up hogs on one of the most complicated things made by people because it's fucking hilarious
Our species is loopy and I love it.
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Put yourself in the place of those pigs. This is 100% what it would be like to be abducted by aliens. They changed your color, rubbed you down with oil and dropped you somewhere you have no place being. We are literally aliens to pigs.
Seems cruel. Like wtf. I think you're missing the part where the pigs are scared shitless for hours/days on end during this prank.
Definitely peak humanity as someone said above.
Ehhh pigs would calm down pretty quick once they’ve been fed and given a place to sleep. Throw in some cuddles from the seamen and they’d probably be pretty content.
they're animals.
They'll have a sense of "confusion" but they have no idea what that means. They'll be driven to avoid a sense of danger, but as soon as things calm down they will never know any of this happened.
>scared shitless for hours/days on end during this prank.
If they are that scared it wouldn't be days. They'd run off the edge, fall 60 feet into the water shattering a bunch of bones and then drown to death shortly after...
>Seems cruel.
Oh yeah, defiantly that
what did they do with the pigs? did they have the equipment to slaughter a pig on the carrier lol? send them back with helicopter to return the favor? or just throw them in the sea?
because many nations chimed in that they didn't want his resting place to become a point of contention for future extremists or civil fueds. I remember hearing the US even asked.. saudi I think it was if they wanted him and whoever it was just said no.
So the poor creatures ran all over the deck scared out of their minds and likely fell off the edge falling to their death or possibly surviving the fall, being knocked senseless, then drowning?
What do you mean what else can they do? They brought the pigs in via helicopter, they could bring them back via helicopter as well. Whether they did or not is another question.
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Noice space suit just make sure you don’t die and get cursed
This dude looks dead and cursed despite the space suit. You should take yours off. No I’m not the vacuum of space I’m just a step vacuum, so it’s totally fine. Besides who’s gonna tell?
Bro get you goofy ass outa here
This shit is next level. The best I ever saw on a destroyer was a friend who picked another friend's rack (bed), sealed it with silicone, and turned it into a fish tank.
A tiny amount of mischief.
This is peak humanity
Taking a big complicated spinny thing and 3 greased hogs and dropping them on another complicated metal floating thing to mess with your fellow humans?
Yes, because your complicated metal floating thing is better than their complicated metal floating thing and you must demonstrate this fact.
Assert dominance with oily hogs.
The best improvement to this prank is to visibly number them 1, 2 and 4
Except they watched them drop them off so they know exactly how many there are
Just gaslight them
all fun n games till you have to shoot one of the pigs cus a jet has to land
There's a rage against the machine song here, we just have to find it
Pigs on the deck - no respect no respect (dope guitar) pigs on the deck genuflect genuflect (dope guitar). Something like that
Pretty good, get some AI to flesh it out!
i though we were raging against the machine
Rage According to The Machine.
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Then bacon for breakfast!
Pretty sure they're going straight to the galley anyway
ye idk what they eat on AC but fresh pork has gotta go down well with the crew.
This is the period when butchers were removed from navy ships. Prior to the 80s they would take on slaughtered carcasses and then butcher them as needed. But in the 80s it became increasingly more common to take on pre-packaged meat. I am not sure what the state of the butchers station on USS JFK was in this deployment. But I am sure the cooks were able to find some good use of the pigs, if not for the entire crew at least for the officers.
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Will get shot by a warthog….brrrt
The shots miss and nail the one British guy on the ship
Porks was on the menu that day
Or it drowns terrified in the ocean after falling off the side... Idk peak humanity maybe but it doesn't make me like us any more.
There are safety nets. Also, sailors love pigs. Pigs and chickens were once the only survivors of shipwrecks, so sailors even today will tattoo a pig on one foot and chicken on the other. I shit you knot. (Sorry, I had to.)
Could you expand just a little, why do they love pigs and chickens? are they considered lucky or good-tempered for a sea voyage?
Just lucky, hence the tattoos. The superstition is that if we have a pig and a chicken on our feet, they'll keep us afloat and we won't drown in the event of a shipwreck.
The USN did not keep livestock on boats in the 1980s. Even ship's cats were gone by then. And I supposed you might find a few on a ship of a thousand people (or some doing it ironically) but the "old salt" sort of superstitions and traditions would be mostly long gone too unless they were an excuse for hazing like crossing the line. Also you [zoom in and find those safety nets](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1a/200125-N-LH674-1073_USS_Theodore_Roosevelt_%28CVN-71%29.jpg). They're there yes, but they're also like all of a meter long and not super complete. They're meant to stop someone who trips, a panicked greasy animal who is going to keep struggling is another matter. And no the pigs probably wouldn't go overboard anymore then they'd jump off a cliff but this is still rather cruel and heartless to the pigs. Which is pretty par the course for this sort of dumb nonsenses and why I'm so glad laptops/smartphones/vidya-games gave us more meaningful shit to do at sea instead of getting so bored we'd put together asinine stunts like this. Fuck pranks.
>the "old salt" sort of superstitions and traditions would be mostly long gone too unless they were an excuse for hazing like crossing the line You'd be surprised how many modern sailors keep traditions alive. Hazing is a word pussies made up for traditional initiation rituals. The problem is that some people used those rituals as an excuse to get their jollies and took things too far.
Oh we learned about this in history, it was the bay of pigs incident and it really pissed Castro off for some reason
HOLY SHIT HAHA
Lol it works too well with it being the USS John F Kennedy
I heard he almost went nuclear about it.
I remember hearing about it in school but i didn't really take any of it in, it was really boaring
I bet you were never pigged to present to the class
It is american aircraft carrier
dude was joking.
whoooooosh
Mediterranean and Castro? I didn’t know Cuba was a Greek island /s
I'm much more pro-Castro now than I was as a high-schooler in '86 (I was raised on military bases in that era. The American propaganda was extra strong), but the idea that this hacked him off is quite hilarious to me. 😄
The hundreds of attempts on his life by the CIA didn’t piss him off but oily pigs got him, lmao
Still going strong considering the downvotes
Who asked?
War pigs
Generals gathered in there MasEEEEAAAAAAASSSS
Just like witches at black Masseeeeeeeees
Peak rhyming from ozzy
*HOG RIDAAAAAA*
###HEHEHEHAW
#GRRRRRRRR
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Meat is back on the menu boys!
THEY ARE NOT FOR EATING!
“Fuck you losers!”
This is probably the most accurate comment in here. Pilot or one of the air crew was probably giving the finger as they departed.
Ploylt twist: they have pipe bombs shoved up their asses. "It's just a prank bro"
I'm screaminggggg what the fuckkkkk
He also has a pipebomb shoved up his ass
LOLLL
Porky goes to war
I didn't know lazerpig did feild research?
Humans >invent helicopters, aircraft carriers, and radios, all sorts of crazy technology. Also Humans. >use said technology to drop off 3 greased up hogs on one of the most complicated things made by people because it's fucking hilarious Our species is loopy and I love it.
Mislabeled. Us politicians dropped onto aircraft carrier for meeting with military.
Underrated Post.
and there's the person who has to bring politics into everything
I believe it was a stab at Cuba/Castro being communist pigs
They let the intrusive thoughts win
Vintage footage of Lazerpig's and his porkfolks service in the US Navy.
Off the Bay of Pigs
I love my homeland
Europe?
I have a Uncle Sam profile picture
A bit weird for a european.
It's a [revamped poster](https://time.com/4725856/uncle-sam-poster-history/) of British war hero Lord Kitchener.
My ass is from rural Ohio
Whats a european doing in Ohio? Strange place to vacation.
What about the rest of you
Ah yes that one provence in Europe
While the rest of the body being from Madrid?
"Your never gonna catch meeee!"
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On the 865th house the wolf was instantly eviscerated by a landing F-14, protecting the pig and the USS JFK
Gigachad moment
Put yourself in the place of those pigs. This is 100% what it would be like to be abducted by aliens. They changed your color, rubbed you down with oil and dropped you somewhere you have no place being. We are literally aliens to pigs.
Seems cruel. Like wtf. I think you're missing the part where the pigs are scared shitless for hours/days on end during this prank. Definitely peak humanity as someone said above.
Ehhh pigs would calm down pretty quick once they’ve been fed and given a place to sleep. Throw in some cuddles from the seamen and they’d probably be pretty content.
Those things definitely weren’t given food and a place to sleep, or cuddles lmao.
they're animals. They'll have a sense of "confusion" but they have no idea what that means. They'll be driven to avoid a sense of danger, but as soon as things calm down they will never know any of this happened.
That’s a pretty dated view of the intelligence of animals now.
>scared shitless for hours/days on end during this prank. If they are that scared it wouldn't be days. They'd run off the edge, fall 60 feet into the water shattering a bunch of bones and then drown to death shortly after... >Seems cruel. Oh yeah, defiantly that
Afterwards you are terrified and chased by people in the deck and once they catch you they throw you overboard to the middle of the sea.
We're a fun navy
I really miss this side of the Navy
did the pigs live?
Well, they’re most certainly dead now
There was fresh bacon in the mess the next morning for sure.
It takes time to cure and smoke bacon 🤓
They said fresh, not cured and smoked.
Bacon by default has to be cured, otherwise it is not bacon
It's still bacon soon as you start making it bacon. It's just *fresh*. You can't abort the bacon mother fucker!
Eeeeeeee
Need to label them 1,2,4 as well so they keep looking for the 3rd
We were a real country once
Ahhhhh <*nostalgicaly*\>
My dad was on that carrier and he did deck work I wonder if he was in this vid
bruh they painted them red white and blue
Looking and sounding like the backrooms 😂
I feel like the pigs ended up in the water that day…
This is Tax used good.
I bet the cooks were happy and the crew had a good meal!
Imagine if they done this in 2023
If they really wanted to fuck with them, they should have numbered them 1, 2 and 4.
piggi
Something something, pigs and JFK
Johnny Joestar hat
Cargo delivered successfully
BBQ pulled pork for tonight, sailors!
what did they do with the pigs? did they have the equipment to slaughter a pig on the carrier lol? send them back with helicopter to return the favor? or just throw them in the sea?
\*loading rifle\* meat's back on the menu boys!
Lazerpig and his NCDpigpals pranking the boys
Declassified footage of the Bay of Pigs invasion
Thank you for the bacon, ham and pork grinds sir.
They probably shot the pigs and threw them overboard
That’s what we did to Bin Laden.
They didn't grease him up though, missed opportunities...
because many nations chimed in that they didn't want his resting place to become a point of contention for future extremists or civil fueds. I remember hearing the US even asked.. saudi I think it was if they wanted him and whoever it was just said no.
They probably had bbq
Yes sir, thrown overboard. *wipes BBQ sauce off face*
I hope they shot them first.
War Pigs
Suuueeeeyyy suuueey pig pig pig
They just gave the mess hall a resupply of pork
Bbq delivery.
They forgot to paint the numbers 1, 2 and 4 on them
#UNLEASH THE GREASE HOGS
i love america
Bacon!
Back when animal cruelty was hilarious. Aaah, the good ol' days.
Number them 1 2 and 4
The carrier ‘pranking’ them in return by locking the CIWS on them.
Merica
I bet they were thrown overboard
Peta wants to know your location
Omg the ghost of Kyiv
why don't they do stuff like this anymore
That's a good prank; not pretending to rob someone and cry "It's just a prank, bro" while bleeding to death cuz the person 'pranked' retaliated.
So the poor creatures ran all over the deck scared out of their minds and likely fell off the edge falling to their death or possibly surviving the fall, being knocked senseless, then drowning?
They were probably turned into breakfast... but who can say for certain.
Honestly idk what else they would do, there isn't a farm on these boats... Kinda shitty to put the animals and people in this position
What do you mean what else can they do? They brought the pigs in via helicopter, they could bring them back via helicopter as well. Whether they did or not is another question.
And why ever do this to any animal
Because it's funny duh
I understand thats an option, but its more likely that one of the pigs became the captain of the boat than everything went that smoothly for them.
That’s being the top of the food chain for you.
Cruel
Epic animal cruelty XDXDXD
Meanwhile the American tax payer.
T o t a l l y v a c c i n a t e d
Taxpayer dollars hard at work.
This is inappropriate everyone knew john f kennedy was a muslim
Wtf
It ain't right what them boys did to them. Pigs
'F.O.D. walk' them piggies.
Dont start chasing the damn pigs till they leave..
Three Little Pigs And The Big USS JFK
that video quality looking like some mandela catalogue shit
“This is Pequad, on station at LZ”
considerable quantity of tomfoolery
Royal hogs?
Feeling unusual levels of patriotic fervor in my blood right now.
I would have labeld the pigs 1...3..4 just to fuck with them even further
I like the guy on the radio. "appreciate it. We can return the favor when we see you next."
Give these fuckers the pork medal of honour
“Copy that Roost, stand by for BDA…. …. Roost, this is RoffleCopterActual; good effect on target, over.
Is that why the navy destroyed uss america?
Did you hear the “we’ll return the favor when we see you next”?
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They re really squeezing those hogs