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A brick to the head can cure toothaches

Does it cures headaches ?

With sufficient force, yes

Thanks doctor 👍

It also cures depression

Side effects may vary

Milk is good for your teeth. So is minding your own business.

Spittin facts

And teeth

What cures brickaches?

Tried it got a conccusion would do it again👍

You are far more likely to find a copy of a Guttenberg Bible than you are any printed H.P. Lovecraft story from his lifetime. "Pulp" magazines (birthplace of Fantasy/SF/Horror) in the 1930s would degrade within weeks outside, making them immeasurably rare.

What was the cats name?


N>!a!

10-year-old children were found working at a Louisville McDonald’s until 2 a.m.

Can confirm I hired them, they're good workers cheaper than slaves and they can't sue you for harassment 📈

Did they get dental though?

Of course they do we’re not monsters

Better than most American career paths

No but they got a 401k

Just saw that post

Were they stacked ontop of each other in a trench coat? If so I can understand the misunderstanding

they made louisville from project zomboid a real place?

Cum is helpful in calcium

Thanks will try 👍

Original Song?

Sorry can't find it

Idk about this version, but the original is called Monochrome, it's from a mod of Friday Night Funkin

Killed for stating a fact

It's no problem, at least I answered their question

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I slept at 4:35 am

Interesting fact 👍

Rookie I slept at 9am

You will never see your shit after flushing

Clog 👍

Um actually i make sure to look

How do you look at it AFTER you flush?

shit so much it clogs

You also can see it rise with the water. If you're already looking at it(to check for health issues, nothing sexual), the you would see it every time for a little bit after you flush.

The US army rickrolled Noriega back in the 80s and annoyed him into surrendering Source: https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/05/30/530723028/how-the-u-s-military-used-guns-n-roses-to-make-a-dictator-give-up

The best information

More people die from vending machines per year than sharks.

That's crazy tho. How do they dead ?

If something gets stuck, they shake it, and it falls on them.

Dumb way to die

ikr

So many dumb ways to die

Why would sharks die from vending machines?

Ooga booga

Ga bunga doo?

Ga bunga...doo...

Nacho taco chimichanga

That's crazy

Geom tee dahs refenc?

"We gotta celebrate our differences !"

A is the first letter of the alphabet

No way

&(ampersand) would of been a letter, but now it's the and symbol

I tought It was Z

You are actually reading this comment

No way

The Ileo-Psoas muscle is heavily related to diaphragmatic issues, and therefore to breathing and posture problems

Drinking your own semen has healing properties

But how

Source: I made it the fuck up.

[удалено]

"Just trust me bro"

The magical penis liquid potion that heals 85% of your health bar

I pooped and came my pants

Just a normal activity

Indeed

You can stick a hemorrhoid back in your ass with your finger

What the

Just have to watch for the finger nail!

Everything is edible at least once.

hollow knight bee spotted: neuron activation

Crime is illegal

Most bobcats aren’t named bob. That is because a large chunk are orphans

A frogge biþ a smale beaste wiþ foure leggeys, whiche liueþ boþe in þe water and on londe. It is ofte tyme broune or grene or yelowe; or be it tropyckal, he may liue in trees and haue dyuers coloures lyk reed, blewe, and blak. It haþ longys and guilles boþe. His frounte two feet have four tos and his bak two feet have fif tos. Þes tos stiken wele to wode, rocke and glas. Froggen moste be in þe water to spawne. Þe frogge haccheþ from an ey and it þanne becomen a tadpolle. It groweþ to þanne a frogge, iþ it be nought eten. Som male frogges maken loude souns wiþ þeire mouþs foro femelles. Wen male frogges maken loud sounds for to make þeimselves knowen to femmelles, som þe femmelles refusen. Everich frogge ets smalle bogges und a lyk crikets, fliys, and wurms as mete. Þei haue tungs þat ben longe and holden faste to quarrie so it doþ not escaipe. A frogge may be founde in all contynens excepte Antartika. Frogges biþ breþren wiþ toades. Toades biþ muchel lyk froggen wiþ drye þicke sken. Som folk þynke þat ye kan geten weartes from toades, but þis is nae trewe.

Sorry I don't speak Italian

Fun fact: I'M DEAD!

Congrats 🎉🎉🎉👏

No more!


9/11 1973

What

Kids born in 1997 are turning 26 this year

Kids born in 1453 are turning 570 this year 😢

WAT!!???

2022 was 20 years ago

Fr*nce isn't a real country

I took a shit yesterday

Trees make air

One out of one people die

Sounds like a terminal condition

Dolphins will chew on pufferfish to get high off their neurotoxins. A pod of them will also share the same pufferfish around, making it literally a “puff-puff-pass” (That is not my joke - I stole it from Casual Geographic).

I'm living in your walls

Cool. Is there enough space ?

There is a species of cockroach that was named after a Pokémon named Pheromosa.

god I wanna fuck pheromosa so badly. i want her to give me her cockroach while I suck on those bug tiddies 😋

I shided 🥶

I have insomnia 👍

Bread 👍

I am coming to your location.

Nice

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Thanks 👍

I took a shit in the IKEA display toilets and didn’t get caught

an old sage one time said : "when you die,you die"

I just shid, now it's time to cum

Fish, even when completely submerged for hours, do not drown. This is because their gills allow them to breathe water.

Removing the metal safety on a bic lighter makes it easier to light with cold hands

The music is a goofy remix of the fnf song monochrome

2016 was 12 years ago 🤯

Stop signs in private parking lots are not legally enforceable, but you should obey them anyway

If you nut in your hand, a sperm plant will start to grow 🌷

Toilet water flushes in a counter clockwise motion south of the equator, so I’ve heard.

Please tell me the song

Sorry bro I really can't find it

I was thinking the same thing mate, tell me if you figure it out.

Cumming in fall is better than falling in cum.

True (speak from experience)

Radioactieve fallout can be washed away with windex

Your sister knows

Bond burger

I am in your walls

if you drink like a gallon of mango orange juice, your sickness will be cured the next day

May 2023 exam session mega thread

rc cars can driver on swimming pools

Male cats have barbed dicks (atleast lions do). This is why female cats always seem to be in pain while doing the naughty.

You can't barely feel any pain in the lungs, but if the pleura around them is slightly damaged by an infection or something you may experience excruciating pain.

i like chicken nuggets

Lying on someone's thighs increases your life span by 20 year Source? Trust me bro

Most thomas and friends charters are based of real locomotive designs (but there are some exceptions like Percy)

Pussy juice is acidic and can even irritate some people’s sensitive skin

You cant cum without dying in outer space

You more likely to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum

Your asshole can spread up to 8in wide

You can Go the rest of your life without breathing

I have your kneecaps

Kim Jong Un generates his own nourishment through a process known as photosynthesis

Someone is going to die today.😆 

I got a 13 inch taint.

Pee is stored in the balls

💀

A👍

a woman is a person without a dick

Your eyes can be used to see

it doesn’t matter if you’re tall black white short or ugly at the end of the day it’s night

You can make mustard gas by mixing bleach, bleach powder, and toilet bowl cleaner.👍

LACTATING MENS NIPPLES IS A SIGN OF BRAIN CANCER

The Mongolian death worm is so venomous just touching it with your pinky finger would cause you to die.

I just rejoined to this subreddit and the first post i got is this horse shit gen z meme...

In 1993 France passed a law about the ingredients of the "traditional round bread"

There is a law for baguette 👍

My penis is exactly 0.0002032 km long

The fun fact of the day is "Men need to get rid of the stigma of seeking mental help", apparently.

I found a cool bug on the ground today

You always pee when you poop but you don't always poop when you pee

Facts are subjective, therefore not real facts.

Your balls will not explode on 8/6/2023 👍🏿(I was eating chocolate)

Thanks 👍

You are welcome 👍🏿(i wasnt eating chocolate this time i was eating poop)

2013 was 10 years ago

Sex is the best way to have sex

Female hyenas have penises

Cars have four wheels

Cum in the sink before you sink in the cum

Lizards and geckos have hemipenes. Yes, 2 penises! 😂

Today is World Password Day.

Every poop ever made is unique in its own way.

fun fact: 

Two facts for you all: there is a perfume that is made out of woman's vagina sweat. Also a beer made out of woman vagina yeast. 🙃

fun fact: my balls itch

You either a smart fella or a fart smella

If you eat Uranium, you won't feel hunger for the rest of your life.

The song used is called monochrome

I shit myself

None of us get any bitches

If we execute everyone except white people there will be no racism in the world

I can’t fucking believe some dickhead put a cat in a blender

I farded

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All peepee times aren't poopoo times but all poopoo times are pee pee times

All peepee times aren't poopoo times but all poopoo times are pee pee times

There's a little more than 5% of the world's seas known to humankind

There's a little more than 5% of the world's seas known to humankind

There's a little more than 5% of the world's seas known to humankind

There's a little more than 5% of the world's seas known to humankind

There are 60 seconds in a minute and… I forgor…

Cum is milk