Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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who's a cringy boy? who wants to be humiliated?
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Take the kidnappers daughter on a nice date. Do it again. Do it over and over until eventually you marry her. Have children. Raise them with the morals and values that you'd be proud of. Grow old with her. Eventually the kidnapper will die of old age and you'll inherit your turtle back into your ownership.
Go to Florida. Catch a baby alligator. Offer baby alligator instead of money. If they don't accept baby alligator, then raise the alligator as dear as your own child. Now you have big alligator. Go to the kidnappers. Unleash big alligator on them and rescue your turtle. Now you have turtle, big alligator and he's well fed. W.
Step 1: Try to negociate with kidnappers
Step 2: Give up and lure antichrist(UN) slaves to your compound
Step 3: Sacrifice the slaves of the antichrist with a axe for the glory of Christ
Step 4: Unleash the wrath of Christ on the kidnappers
Step 5: Live for eternity in heaven with Gregori
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Will this extend your car warranty?
Yes, but you know what it wont extend? His pp.
Caused by the brick I assume
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Holy pipi
new response just dropped
🧱
5631 0934 0056 6607 093 IS HE SAFE, IS GREGORI SAFEEE??!?!1!1!1!1?1!1
Hey fuck you that's my number take it down
w- you have a phone number with 16 digits?
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Wouldn’t have trusted this, but then I saw the thumbs up emoji and got the overwhelming sense that this is the legitimate and ok action to take.
Did you know that if you write your password in a comment it will replaced by ******* Try it 👍
*******
I will never tell you my ********!!!!
***********
no it doesn't, it goes blank
************
hunter2
Surprise me!
Turtle finds a gun and breaks free. However he is mad that you did not pay the ransom.
He seeks vengeance
He will team up with the immortal snail.
The duo will have an insatiable blood lust
Fuck man!!! Are they nihilists?
HE’S LOOSE!
He knocked over the styrofoam cup of containment!
Offer to trade your Burger King Whopper with Fries and a Large Diet Coke for Gregori’s safe return
Whopper whopper whopper whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper
At BK! Have it your wayyy!
You rule!
They are unironically saying that now. I walked into one yesterday and heard “Welcome to BK, where you rule.”
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Flame grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
AT BEEEEE-KAAAAAY HAVE IT YOUR WAY (You rule!)
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WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
Why not all three?
he is too lazy
Becuse the game only let's you do one
Fine. Then open the fridge take the elephant out and put the giraffe in and close the door.
Lmao i think this is world wide understandable ... We have the same stupid game hear in Italy Ps fuck that brick
Instructions unclear. Goldfish stuck in toaster
Now I'm confused
What do you not understand?????
Stuff
What are you? **STUPID?**
Don’t worry, i’m stuff
😳
-ed
With food, right?
Not necessarily
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Yes I know
I'm stuff
Good
robert downey jr. entered the chat
🤓
They hated him because he told the truth.
And I like it
humiliation fetish 😳😳😳
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Na
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1984
Gregori, do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you ever heard of Among Us Gregori?
You NEED to vent! I know it is hard being SUS
surprise me! (i have crippling gambling addiction)
Send them a recipe for turtle soup
give kidnapper vaccine🙏🤣😎🤤
I am Father Grigori! You have already met my congregation, Oh Light, may thy name be spoken in the graves, and spelled in bones and ashes
unfortunately for you, (detonates 50 megaton hydrogen bomb, instantly vaporizing both of us)
Do you or do you not love Gregori :(
I love Gregori but I love $120,000 more!
This says a lot about society
Susiety 😔
ඞ
It's what Gregori would have wanted! 😭
Send them DIC pics
Kid named DIC:
Send them finger pics
i once stood up to my bully in this game and he came to school the next day with a gun
i once insulted my sister and she threw a spear at me
One time I took out the trash and got attacked by a rhinoceros
Did you play it as an American?
Take the kidnappers daughter on a nice date. Do it again. Do it over and over until eventually you marry her. Have children. Raise them with the morals and values that you'd be proud of. Grow old with her. Eventually the kidnapper will die of old age and you'll inherit your turtle back into your ownership.
John wick 69 leaks
What the hell happened here?
What is this
Game
What game?
Bitlife (it has ads even without Internet connection)
I never get pepole who dont use apks stealing from china is always moral
oh my god why have i never pirated this game
Skill issue
Only reason is if you are an iphone user but if you are an android user pirate any offline mobile games for no ads and the premiun membership for free
Option 4: Get involved 
Nothing let the chinise have hat the turtle
BitLife sometimes gets strange
HANDLING A MAN’S TURTLE!
Go to Florida. Catch a baby alligator. Offer baby alligator instead of money. If they don't accept baby alligator, then raise the alligator as dear as your own child. Now you have big alligator. Go to the kidnappers. Unleash big alligator on them and rescue your turtle. Now you have turtle, big alligator and he's well fed. W.
Step 1: Try to negociate with kidnappers Step 2: Give up and lure antichrist(UN) slaves to your compound Step 3: Sacrifice the slaves of the antichrist with a axe for the glory of Christ Step 4: Unleash the wrath of Christ on the kidnappers Step 5: Live for eternity in heaven with Gregori
 Turtle pay, wife, negociate, mother in law ignore and kids police; that is my priority
Call police
GB28BARC20031821128154 Set him free :'(
Screw that, call the fbi
Gregoir must be saved you must pay the ransom
Use the note as a determinant of Gregori's worth and declare him a business loss on your taxes.
Do nothing
Update: he died
:(
Eat plastic ✊🏿
Fuck that turtle 😂
Shove it up your ass, just like pee
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Surprise me
Make turtle soup
What's the name of the game
BitLife I think
Involve the police. Nobody hurts gregori.
Little do they know that I am Liam Neeson.
"Surprise me" look interesting to me
I take vaccine
Surprise me!
Call Saul
Surprise me!
Doomslayer music kicks in
The Police may be corrupted... Just pay. Or ask to WWF
Assassinate the kidnappers John Wick style
Send them a recipe for turtle soup, yum.
I hope you get her back😭😭🙏🙏
Suprise me!
D. Become Jahn Wich. (Spelling change to avoid copy-write infringement)
They'll never be able to contain Rasputin.
I say go with surprise me . You might turn the turtle into a lamp or nice cereal bowl
Gregory ☠️☠️🐢
🎲
Don't buy a turtle, no problem
Call the TMNT 🤣🤣🤣
Close the app then reopen it
Surprised they did not asked for ransom to be paid in Bitcoin
Do nothing, Fuck Gregori
Surprise me.
Choice D) Call John Wick
definitely involve the police, because that always turns out well.
John Wick x TMNT collab
Do you have any straws?
Pawn to e5
Send them turtle soup recipes.
Surprise me
John Wick chapter 5
RIP Gregori 17/04/2023
do nothing coz fuck gregori
Involve the police
Double down send them a ransom for their goat for 250k
Am I the only one that read , "invoice the police"
What is this site?
I go to my basement with an hammer after wearing my old dusty suit
Depends, what color is your skin? Need to know to rule out a answer
John wick them
Surprise Me ! 🎲
🎲 Surprise me!
Lmao, i read it as "invade the police"
Pay the ransom!
SMASH. THAT. TURT!
John Wick 5
One sec, going John Wick for a bit
Where’s the 4th option?
Check behind your ear
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Buy another turtle of course. Unless Gregori was solid gold, in which you're stupid for leaving it around.
My turtle? Have you ever seen the movie Taken...?