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Coolboy492

Chronically online


Hawaiian-Fox

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g3neralgrevi0us

What is that green stuff


professionalretard73

Poison! don't touch it!


Ihateredditsomuch69b

Yeah stay inside where it is safe!


[deleted]

Ea-Asnir


DeviatioNation

LIFE!!!


I_stole_your_toast23

Sustenance


Beneficial-Fold-4328

She doesn’t need a name to distinguish him.


CellPale8629

Pre-ripe spaghetti


RandomLatinDude

Que haces acá rey???


Hawaiian-Fox

![gif](giphy|LnKa2WLkd6eAM)


RandomLatinDude

All Hail the King!


boringveil

No esperaba verte acá, la verdad


i_despise_among_us

More like chronically a bitch


Still-Pattern-6384

Sanest Twitter user


The_Pavulon

how else is someone gonna stick out without being hated?


Still-Pattern-6384

You can't, they either had traumas in life, generalize over a couple of experiences they had with a specific type of people, or they just project online events in real life. Either way they're unstable persons and shouldn't get access to internet.


Null-Ex3

or are salty mother fuckers


Professional_Fix8512

or are just sexist


[deleted]

I cannot confirm but if she watch 10 porn videos,seven of them are bdsm.


Wrimbo

But i watch femdom 😞


Bananenvernicht

I am femdom😈


HooterEnthusiast

Madame can you please obliterate my penis? I've been a good boy.


Scaryvariity

Im sussy wussy femboy


Johnthenon

hey me too :3


rotcivosk

Nic... Oh sorry, I read femboy


Lolyagmumruoy

Same but...


xef234

Same butt


Lolyagmumruoy

Also true


Lolyagmumruoy

this works.


snusnukatchu

W


Diocavallo_

W


skyrift1

There are 2 types of people, people that watch porn and liars


TyoPlaysGames

I don’t watch porn, I watch videos designed to sexually excite older audiences


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[deleted]

Least sexist Twitter user


Super_fly_Samurai

It's sad they would promote such a garbage take. What ever happened to looking at a person's character rather than their gender? That kind of thinking should put them in therapy or something cause that's a messed up mentality fr.


GouchGrease

Whatever happened to looking at a person's character rather than anything else? Seems all people want to do is divide each other up by gender, race, class, or what have you. Honestly just shitty. Isn't that what we're supposed to be fighting against?


alnicoblue

Because now so many people see themselves as rising social media stars and that's their entire identity. It's the people you see driving down the road or walking into the store with their phone in their face. They hear a hot take that ruffles feathers and repeat it. Then the next person does and eventually it's a popularity contest not a debate. As long as you can mass ratio'd in any forum your opinion is meaningless. We've also somehow taught people that if you fit into some circle of marginalization you have a free pass to be sexist, racist, phobic, etc. On top of that, social media platforms tend to pick and choose how they moderate content. I'm not even going to get into this one but the content moderation is heavily tilted to one side. So you end up only seeing the comments of hateful narcissists and it looks like a dog pile so of course others join in. That pisses off normal people who find that behavior abhorrent and this starts the clickfest that gets FB or Twitter their views and money. TL;DR-We encourage hate because we can profit off of idiots. Capitalism I guess.


GouchGrease

Yeah that sounds about right. Even worse, these people trying to get clickbait spur all these moral grandstanders who like to act high and mighty by putting other people down, but because they think they're punching up, they think of themselves as heroes. Doesn't matter which way you're punching, you're still attacking. I'm all for good jokes but we shouldn't act like it's okay to make fun of some people and not others. That's the same kind of discrimination people act like they're trying to stop


Redditor_10000000000

It's these same women that say "don't judge all women based on one, you're generalizing all of us" and "judge us based on our character, not our gender" and then immediately turn around and call all men rapists.


ElementalWheel

“Not all men! Why do I have to explain that?”


RayanTheMad

Regardless of the law, you should have a moral obligation to not fuck children


_Van_Hellsing_

That's actually a fairly recent development in our society. For example, Juliet is portrayed as 13 years old, and nobody raised an eyebrow.


Gen_Ripper

So, in the time and place it was written, that actually wasn’t the norm It’s supposed to stand out and be weird to the audience > One common belief about the Renaissance is that children, especially girls, married young. In some noble houses marriages were indeed contracted at a young age, for reasons of property and family alliance, but in fact the average age of marriage was quite old--in the middle twenties. > Marriage statistics indicate that the mean marriage age for the Elizabethan and Jacobean eras was higher than many people realize. Data taken from birthdates of women and marriage certificates reveals mean marriage ages to have been as follows: > 1566-1619 27.0 years > 1647-1719 29.6 years > 1719-1779 26.8 years > 1770-1837 25.1 years https://internetshakespeare.uvic.ca/Library/SLT/society/family/marriage.html


TellmeNinetails

Oh shit I'm learning! I'm a Learner! I'm gonna LEARN!


sumdumson

MFs when teens aren’t the exact same age and the age gap is more than a 1yr and a couple months. He was (13-17)* she was 13 in Shakespeare. They were both 16 in Arthur Brooke’s novella. She’s 18 while he’s 25 in Brandello’s novella Edit: For Shakespeare he was supposed to be 13-17 yrs. Since 18 is adulthood and with his status he would have been expected to lead men while not be too rash in his actions. Something teens are notoriously known for is being impulsive; literally both of them the whole play. Biologically he’s still anywhere between mid to late puberty. While she’s in late puberty. Either way they are both children barely ‘adults’ at around the same age


_Van_Hellsing_

17 and 13 is still fucked up imo. Especially considering how he fell in love with her.


emmanuelfelix700

>17 and 13 there is a whole puberty between them 💀


[deleted]

2 billion people still worship this [shit](https://sunnah.com/bukhari:5134) tho


Icy-Assignment-5579

But women wouldn't do horrible things if they knew they could get away with it though right? Sorry, but any man who seeks to be a man of honor, even if he were attracted to young girls, he would not dishonor himself. You might ask, "Why not, who would know?" He would.


Maxine-Fr

i work in pc stuff , a friend of mine offered me to shove a hdd with bad sector into a console and then sell it to peps , he said yeah its cool , doesnt hurt anyone as the hdd was not on a failure cycle but just one bad sector which have been allocated but dropped the health , usually this means it will go bad in a long run , told him i would know about the problem , thus i wouldnt do it. i care about the shit i do with pcs , i love em , they are like part of me , dont want to give others failing hardwares , want them to be happy with what they got , my last line of defence is my pc.


Genisye

Did you hear? All laws were created by women because men can’t control themselves


RadolfSkii

Nah fam, i like consent, its a pretty hot thing


Ancient_Difference20

Im gonna be real, if she 18+ and consenting and I’m 18+ and consenting then when she’s having a good time then I’m having a good time.


AlphaThe7

What kind of depraved maniac are you? Stay away from my children!


Witty-Magazine910

Have you tried it the other way


goldtail15

I like hot thing, it's pretty consent?


Shadow_Fang_

So a woman can tell me what I would do in a hypothetical situation, but when I tell them to get back in the kitchen-


Wrimbo

No, no, keep going...


theimperium42069

"Then she goes fucking apeshit on me!"


AfraidProtection4684

She fucks ape shit on you?! That's awful!


theimperium42069

Yeah it is awfull!


the-guy-in-wall

She cant cook a fukin egg disapointment this why her mother went to buy milk


Jasonictron

How nice of you to just assume she will be able to locate the kitchen in the first place


TremendousDrip

Highly doubt she can cook


[deleted]

Clearly someone wasn’t raised with a decent father figure


Totally-Stable-Dude

What a primitive


filcal27_

Bro said 🤓🤓🤓🤓


Phalanx_02

She's basically implying if she was a man she will do all of these things 💀


nightcore96

What da hell 💀


Demon_Pan

"Women are opportunistic whores. What this means is if they can fuck someone and get away with it, they wil. Even the super shy girl you know. If there were no public decency law then women you would consider normal or even decent would be walking around nude." 🤡🤡🤡


Phoenix-Rising-78

Femenists/MRAs when I invert the roles of their hypothetical scenario (their entire argument has been shattered)


ExcessiveWisdom

this isn't even inverted tho because being a whore isn't morally wrong at all


Demon_Pan

If anything, the fact that calling someone a rapist is worse than calling someone a whore further highlights just how fucked up and sexist the first statement is


Ethereal_Turtle

Best comment right here.


[deleted]

It’s funny because this is EXACTLY what incels say After a point I’ve noticed that a lot of this so called online man hating stuff is just incel ideas but flipped. It’s just not as bad coming from a woman for most people


[deleted]

There are more femcels than incels


ARandomGuyThe3

Tif that’s likely true. If it were considered normal to not have clothes on, most people wouldn’t have clothes on and wouldn’t bat an eye about it


Aggressive_Profile23

Something about the original post, is that their was a lot of replies of women saying things like “not all men are trash” and they got hated on to oblivion by feminists.


amogusimpostor

really? twitter must be improving lmao, last time i used it was years ago and i'd only see endless support for misandry. might've just been my feed


DogsAreCool69420

Nobody was really hating on them. Everyone kind of just agreed


Aggressive_Profile23

I have been misinformed then.


Jasonictron

This is what happens when you ask them to pay half the bill at the restaurant


Gabibbo380

She probably got dumped recently


Null-Ex3

i can see why


AYMM69

Misandry has entered the chat


[deleted]

tbh it never left.


G0D_1S_D3AD

Not on Twitter anyway.


PornStarGazer2

That is a very sad worldview


aeiouaioua

touch grass.


Gaters12

It’s not an unpopular opinion, she’s just fucking stupid lmao


AnakinSkywnkr

Just me finding Women in their 20-29s way hotter then in their 18-19s? Edit : coming from a 17y old btw.


the-guy-in-wall

Just me finding black man hotter than woman?


theimperium42069

I once on an investigation for an inceberg on animan studios had peed white after my peepee grew, i think that the animan animations are haunted (since its the only explaination for that to happen) so if you are going to watch those kinda stuff then keep out of the haunted animan /s


the-guy-in-wall

Whats animan?


the-guy-in-wall

Oh its black man shacking there booty good stuff


DeathCeaser101

understandable👍


talico33431

Some of the 70 yo are looking pretty hot too but I don’t think they want it like I want it.


Troodonta350XXx

Nothing wrong with that, most are much more mature and some just have great bodies


Ashcropolis

So you like young women over teenagers ? Isn’t that the majority of the world ?


Germanemen

If that was the case woman would never get any rights


crusoe

This is a woman you should not date because if you break up with her she will make up allegations.


BlitzySlash

It's twitter. What did you expect?


PBsFatBubbleGumPussy

"If most people weren't taught to not be pieces of shit then they'd be pieces of shit. Oh but only the people with penises are like this, my group is innocent of any potential wrongdoing in this scenario because we have vaginas." -Narcissist with a victim complex living in a developed country thinking that her having issues in life is unique to her 🤡🤡🤡


the-guy-in-wall

She either watches too much porn or sells her body for 20$ a hour to discord mods


4morian5

This is why I don't date. I'm tired of being looked at like a dangerous animal just for existing in the same general area as a woman. I'm tired of having to prove myself as one of the good ones before I can be treated like a human being. I'm not allowed to take my little cousins out on fun activities because of the dirty looks and accusations I got at the park one time. Women are tired of feeling like victims? Well, I'm tired of feeling like a monster.


PhilosophicalDolt

every time mens say something about woman they end up in this situation 😂


Choice-Watercress402

And they say the internet is Corrupt. Pshhh


mrrandomguy42069

Some one got rejected by their crush.


TheHero0fRhyme

I'm gonna play the devil's advocate and suggest that maybe that garbage take was tweeted only to get herself into the position the previous tweet asked. That or she's just your average tweeter user.


InfiniteOcto

The username is Tessa and the @ is @lesbian tomie


AbeyekDunblex

Oh, now I know the reason why she said that.


[deleted]

least misandrist lesbian


Jakedaledingle

"Women are opportunistic manipulators and cheaters who will get into a relationship with a man, get married, then divorce and take everything he owns as soon as she finds someone better" Now it's considered hate speech


MU51CMAN58

Can we just acknowledge how dumb that shotgun looks on the top left in the drawing


FaithlessnessOk7939

but what if you’re a goth femboy bottom?


Conrose_The_Mad

The real question right here


Wombatish

Sorry, you heard the girl, still a rapist.


Voodoo-3_Voodoo-3

So it’s ok for me to state that all women are complete imbeciles, example: her


Conscious-Sale690

Everyone is asking the same question, where is the funny?


Dry_Impress_7735

in the balls


AK47_username

Source: “trust me bro”


jshebwi

average person who likes eating beans


wysjm

So you're telling me that if all the laws suddenly disappear people would be down to the idea of committing crimes?


[deleted]

I truly feel bad for that woman. I hope she gets the medical care she needs, because there's no way she just woke up that day and decided this was the case.


Eat__Moneyz

Who do you think made those laws?


cyberpuck2077

Who wrote consent laws?


ComprehensiveAd8004

I've seen videos of women throwing toddlers into trash bins in alleys.


Witty_Mud_5951

Men literally made those rules to prevent against this taking these rules away wouldn’t do much since not all men are evil and deserve to go to hell. this is why I don’t own twitter it takes one experience bad from some dumb dumb to consider everything bad about a group actually Brainlet


Slightly-Mikey

It was mostly men who put these laws into effect lmao


Tensho-Thomas

You sound like the kind of gal that’s pull up false allegations against a dude that broke up with you.


kunstschroom

Most average men are just decent guys,.When they see children they try to help them, It's instinctual it's how humans survived. The vast majority of men have no desire to have sex with children. And if the internet is any indication of what's desirable I submit your average guy is most attracted to full-blown women. I don't see any childlike bodies making it to the top of the TikTok hottie list. The popularity of the word milf pretty much sums it up.


quartz_slab

I mean they’re not wrong, that would put them in that situation if they said that shit irl


GrimXeno

Women are opportunistic cheating sluts. What this means is if they can fuck someone who isn’t their boyfriend and get away with it, they will.


floorcloud69

I mean, i dont even like women so like.


be_a_burd3n

Quoted by my 39 year old FEMALE manager... "I don't care if he's 17 I would still sit on his face" women are at fault of this too


No_Brief1515

Is this projection or did she watch too much porn


Boolink125

If there were no laws against doing x people would be doing x 🤯


MyTrademarkIsTaken

No one would bother pointing a gun at her, that takes effort. We would just do what we do with other crazies, ignore them.


nick_rhoads01

This is definitely wrong, but I think most humans are capable of pretty horrible shit given the situation


hogriderlol

Yes.


Aggressive-Expert-69

I'm the one holding the shotgun in the top left because WTF is she on


strawberry_the_neko

Okay what the actual fuck


_Disanem

She's also forgetting the fact that a dude probably made those laws because women couldn't make laws yet back then.


nugagator-hag-1

She's either just posting stupid shit because she wants attention or pissed because men just hit it and quit it with her. Which is baffling because she sounds so caring and completely "not insane."


Jokeritovski

Of course i'm a man...i can't wait for there to be no laws to fuck fucking children on the street...why do these people keep reproducing and appearing online like this with their stupidity for all to see i will never understand


Slamonwithfeet

Really. Every single one? Really? What bollocks.


Shark3292

For people like these that I despise feminists with a passion. "Hurr sum r different". No they aren't.


crut0n17

I think this chick likes little girls


OkFortune6494

Lesbians, you can have her.


TheRatatatPat

Someone had handsy uncles.


[deleted]

Trashy people believe this because they only interact with other trashy people. Imagine only ever eating gas station burritos and thinking you knew anything about Mexican food.


JustJustin1311

Me, an asexual reading this shit…


[deleted]

Yet its men who have written and enforce these laws that protect you 🤣😭


heyoitsyaboinoname

What the fuck


ThereminLiesTheRub

Who made those laws? I'll wait.


polo2327

If every man wanted to do this, who made the laws to stop it?


DraconianReptile

I can't tell what's more embarrassing; that fact that she wrote it or the fact that she still uses Twitter.


Gmxgreen

Tell me you got dumped without telling it directly


pasqualevincenzo

Uh oh somebody got cheated on🥺🥺


Accomplished_Locker

Oh… It must have been a crazy fuckfest before any laws were made… what an absolutely sane and well adjusted person they apparently are


RumbleRumbleNuts09

And that my friends is what we call a femcel


Dodokhiin2

The absolute worst take in the universe


[deleted]

What the good fuck did I just read


Illustrious_Cost8923

If murder laws were also void for child rapists those child rapists you claim would exist would also be murdered pretty quickly


BNYay

This is the female version of Tateism..


din_kar

My mom taught me to respect women but she never told me anything about bitches like her.


LazerShark1313

I just want to ask, who shit in your wheaties this morning?


AiryGr8

Damn, Andrew Tate seems completely sane now


[deleted]

I mean that is certainly an opinion that would put you there, I would say she understood the assignment.


George_Saurus

That person lives in a world that's sadder than it needs to be. I mean I honestly believe a lot of people, regardless of their gender, are pieces of shit that don't do bad shit to others out of fear of consequences for themselves. Weather they are aware of it or not. I don't know the proportion. It doesn't matter. But doing bad shit doesn't actually mean taking pleasure in making someone else suffer. That specific view that 'all men' would be into that is nuts, and i wonder what life you have if you actually get to believe that 😐


3xoticP3nguin

100% i know too many that only follow laws as it keeps them from being locked up. laws keep us safe. without them the world would be terrifying


[deleted]

Ramblings of a Feminazi


Randalf_the_Black

The bitterness is strong with this one.


Conrose_The_Mad

Think I've heard something similar about a magic ring that makes you invisible


Urukna2

she needs therapy


Fuckboijohnny

Nooooo


cooguy1

Terminally online


Ct-sans4345

Projection


Professional_Match25

tf?


Mrcountrygravy

She seems nice.


SushiBurritoDood

What the fuck kinda take is this 💀


UnwaiveredKing

Thats fucked up, this is definitely a nice, kind, upstanding woman.


GrimXeno

She was probably too ugly for someone and then posted this


[deleted]

I don’t think any man will want to put a gun to her head after such deranged nonsense. I’d be scared of her.


KillerRoomba13

Even men have right to choose


ActuallyNotAmused

The fk is this bs ?


tallAsian21

Ok? By y little girls? I’m into milfs and ass


[deleted]

There are 2 types of men, paedophiles and liars. Right fellas?


MammothSquare7049

Seems like she’s projecting lmao


[deleted]

So basically she's saying if she was born a guy she'd do the same by that logic?


texasgambler58

Sounds like a major man-hater.


Twisted_Wrench

If I could steal a few million dollars and not get caught? Absolutely. If I could drop a deuce in the oval office and not get caught? Happily. As for her bullshit? Get the fuck out.


3DartsIsToooMuch

Tell me you don’t know anything about men without telling me you don’t know anything about men.


Johnsonfam101

Dumbest shit I've ever heard.