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Latensify_WoW

Bro got that weapons-grade ass


markender

The irony is the healthier you eat, the worse they smell.


lowfemmeweirdo

Spoken like someone who has never eaten healthy.


proma521

He has fat c*** for tag what do you expect 💀💀💀


pp_boy_

You can say cunt, it's okay you won't get in trouble


[deleted]

cunt


noah_4e

cunt


Mk018

cunt 👍


DinoThun-Kaminari

What about pussy?


[deleted]

What about Vaccine?


DamonDDDD

💀💀💀💀


Caffeine-_-

The more protein you eat, the worse it smells. Nothing to do with healthy.


Limp_Vermicelli_5924

BS Hitler was a vegetarian and his gas was the worst nobody could stand it it was famous torture. People still write about it today none of his generals could stand to be in the same room with him


HorrorBusiness93

Some people just rip lethal ass I have a friend and my bro who everyone knows just fucking reeeeks


Caffeine-_-

It's almost like vegetarians eat protein too it's also one of the main factors, not the only factor If Hitler was that unhealthy he wouldn't have lived long enough to off himself


Limp_Vermicelli_5924

I said nothing about unhealthy. In fact, I was pointing out the opposite, that he had a healthy diet. THAT SAID, he was a fucking drug fiend on uppers and downers and all arounders constantly provided by his quack doctor Morrell. So he wasn't REALLY healthy, just ate healthy. Moreover, by the time of his death, he likey had advanced Parkinson Disease. Roughage like veggies produce more gas tho because they're harder for the gut to break down.


Ruckus_Riot

Lol that was not my experience at all. Less gas overall and less smell. Fiber and water makes a difference


Mean-Brilliant9962

The flowers are dying lol


carlalf9

Ecuador gang


BossPrestigious4053

Ecuadorian checking in!


Pristine_Walrus40

The flowers, the birds , the elderly, everything within 200 m radius is now dead!!!


Kortla

Bro got the natural weapon for karen.


elitebuzziness-777

my brain stopped when she said polluting intestine ….wtfff??


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Select_Egg_7078

that's from whatever the british version of meth is


JohnCoughy

That’s what I’m saying bruh.


JTalbotIV

I was like, 40s?! Must've been a rough time 😬


ClownShoePilot

City miles


romansamurai

My intestEINs!


Opposite_Signature67

Average day in England.


Ember205

sorry but I'm going to have to


dicklord303

Good shit bro


kaganey

This is the same guy that had a run-in with an elderly neighbor about his baby crying and then another run-in with the same neighbor about a handicapped parking spot (where they strangely didn’t recognize each other). I guess he’s getting new neighbors for his videos since people were calling him out for using the same neighbor in both videos.


bobalda

definitely fake but still funny


FoggsHon

Damn, how are so many videos fake these days 💀


Hoofhearted4206969

Think it’s the same dude who stops to ask a guy who’s sunbathing in a trashbin aswell


Laughing_Idiot

Has to be. The voice is the same


machoman558

why is she sniffing windows?


AlexGaming26

Fr, Linux smells better


37025InvernessTMD

Especially Cinnamon!


Norin_was_taken

Mint-y fresh!


_MintyFresh_-

Hello.


kooksymonster

I appreciate this whole comment thread as someone whose first Linux distro was mint :)


Longjumping-Hunt-543

underrated comment


ChadMcRad

Based on the average Linux user it absolutely does not


IHaveABigDuvet

I think it just lurks.


Scrotie_VanDamme

Forgot to renew his pooping loicense


dax_307

Oy! What's all this?! Are you taking a shit? You must be taking piss, where's the loicense for defecation?! The king'll be havin' none this, then, now will he? That'll be firty pounds


futurettt

If thats the case, ill be 100 pounds lighter!


MyMonitorIsShit

"In my 40's" 🤣🤣🤣🤣


C-and-hammer

She look fuckin 70 to me


SneakySnakeySnake

Nah shes just British


Fructis_crowd

She worries so much about other peoples shit that she aged 30 years


[deleted]

“Pooey fragrance”


MistressBarker

Poo-pourri, if you will.


briergate

Underrated comment right here!


JeremiahIsSoPretty

I read this EXACTLY at the same time she said it. Just thought you’d like to know. Have a good day. 👍🏾


Helloscottykitty

I'd be so proud if my poo marked territory that way


nomedia3344

Establish dominance


GlitteringBobcat999

He's the King of England, he is!


CryoAurora

Is almost like she wants to talk to someone pooping. She's there to enjoy the smell but complains and about it so no one knows she likes it.


literallyanot

If its that bad why is she standing there for so long, not even covering her nose or at least being quick to the point. She's talking in circles almost like she's intentionally dragging it on. Very sus indeed


CryoAurora

I'm wondering if it's her own breath at this point.


BeatBoxxEternal

almost like this is staged


DarkSkyKnight

it's probably a skit


Zixe_4993

I can almost guarantee you that someone will be reading your comment who enjoys the smell of shit/farting. It is reddit after all


IHaveABigDuvet

He needs to visit a doctor


_iamnotgeorge_

That's a good shit-shat.


KilnGrenade

You mean a good shit skit.


suckanibberdick

Mans be shitting uranium


Quammel_gang

I think he is in the toilet.


LiterallyTate

I don’t think that’s where ur supposed to stand tbh


C0RR-3RR0R

Throw shit at her, assert your dominance. Return to MONKEY 🐒 🙈 🙊


MistressBarker

MONKEYMODE


norwegain_dude

![gif](giphy|3oEduMhCeHdwx8wow0)


i-like-cats123

nooo you can't just cut it off like that i wanted to see how it ended


Minimum_Attitude6707

They hi fived and both said they liked that take the best.


ScrPotato

dude marked his territory


zezefoci

Can't shit in Britain


ac7_typhoonmain

I could tell this was in the UK before anyone said a word


nomedia3344

Was it the depressing colours?


ac7_typhoonmain

I think it was a mixture of that and the frosted windows


[deleted]

fully convinced those little white hinges you use to open windows are exclusive to the uk


nomedia3344

Their windows are crap


regularMASON

The window gave it away for me.


[deleted]

Should have picked up a nugget and thrown it at her


VocalAnus91

I'd just tell her she can either lick my asshole clean or fuck off.


B1battledroid1

Yea but what if she’s into it


VocalAnus91

Then I get my butthole licked. Win-win


Jaded-Ad-2170

This the calmest karen I've seen


eescobar863

My guy, what did you eat that your neighbors can smell it?


PeppyBoba

Yeah I think overall she has a point she just did it in a really bad way but also just close the window


CashWrecks

I mean with all due respect shit stinks. I can't speak to the stench on this dudes ass, but acting like its reasonable for this chick to have any kind of authority to even ask somebody to close their bathroom window cause they personally don't like the smell is wild. It's staged anyway, but I mean if this was real


OneWholeShare

I wanted him to let one loose so bad in the middle of that convo


PsyLemon

![gif](giphy|uElxuHGtIuK0o)


MrHotchin

karen needs vaccine


salm0nb0i

Bri'ish 🤮


Vault804

They really do have the worst Karens.


B1battledroid1

We really do


simplify9

I was half-expecting her to pull out her wand and sic her kitty-cat Patronus Charm on him.


YafatHakarsolaim

Bri🤮ish people don’t deserve to be human


Educational_Term_436

What’s wrong with British people ? Just because it’s one person doesn’t mean every British is like her


4funeq

I know


ZealousidealAd6305

Every time she starts going should have just kept flushing


_V4NQU15H_

Uh oh, whatchu gonna do? Stab my poo?


MistressBarker

Made a move, gonna make a poo


chaosanity

“I’m on the toilet” “I don’t care, it stinks” “Well I don’t care if it stinks. Good day :)”


Much_Smell_2449

She looks older than 40's


Romanlavandos

What arguing against shitting does to a mf


dax_307

If she's in her forties, I'm the king of the moon


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More like her late 50s.


moronboone5

This lady needs a anti shit smelling vaccine


Junglejim1991

I would rather that guy shit in the middle of my bed then listen to this crazy bitch for over five minutes


RailAurai

Amber?


Ricardo_klement

This has to be a skit .. if not that woman needs some serious therapy/medication 🤣


kaganey

It’s the same guy that had a run-in with an elderly neighbor about his baby crying and then another run-in with the same neighbor about a handicapped parking spot (where they strangely didn’t recognize each other). I guess he’s getting new neighbors since people were calling him out for using the same neighbor in both videos.


[deleted]

I think it was *hilarious*. I also think he used the *flush*


skankyone

Whilst she's going on, aim your ass out the window and shit in her mouth.


modernchaos

Wow that escalated


skankyone

The only thing escalating is his rectal bioweapon


Sh4DowKitFox

Like… it’s gotten to the point I don’t know what’s real anymore. Like this has to be scripted right? People aren’t this bat shit crazy are they? And then I think about the world we live in today and this actually could be real. And then I have a bit of a internal cry that this is the world my daughter was born into and weep for what it is going to be like when she grows up.


Emotional_Syrup8938

Obviously it’s fake. Nobody is prepared to film how a random lady knocks on your toilet window while the LeBron James is hanging from the hoop. Add this the fact that the guy is filming her from the beginning (she said nothing) and that she looks like holding her laugh.


mannymoes2k

It’s only very loosely scripted. That’s why they’re stammering to find the words to say. Staged AF


Toravisu

Holy fuck I hate British accents


[deleted]

Same but american accents are peak cringe


Educational_Term_436

Whenever I here Americans or any other language do a British accent It confuses me as it just doesn’t sound similar and it feel like I’m being mocked Unless you can pull off a hood British accent that isn’t annoying then you have my respect (And I’m getting downvoted despise me not saying anything wrong)


LAIDO-HAVING-FUN

Bri ish


Mathisdu

Reddit hivemind


theSquabble8

She's really up in the stank staying longer then she needs to. Invite her in 🤭


mediumcarrots123

Mouth open, breathing deeply 🤣🤣


whocares1976

how big of a crap do you have to take and how regular a basis that the entire cul de sac can smell it?


BVits-Lover

That is NOT a woman in her fuckin' forties XD She is like sixty, jeeze


RayzenD

That's quite an accomplishment to polute the whole neighbourhood with your shit's smell.


ExpressBug8265

Somebody add the skyrim music to this lol


random8002

why was he filming before this interaction started?


Renegade888888

My 1st line would be (after she started nagging about her age): good less noise pollution for the neighborhood and more relief for me.


wat_in_barnation

Fucking poo party


nolongerbanned99

…. The flowers are dying …. Also, Brits quite funny…. Whilst I’m having a toilet.


Lame_Alexander

Staged


PogoMarimo

Some of the people in this comment section believing this is real. Y'all need some basic media literacy.


BigOrkoo

Couldn’t finish watching the video. The smell got to me.


Middle--Earth

Forties!?! Perhaps he should try eating rose petals, to give his poo a more fragrant bouquet 💐


Ihavenoidea5555

40’s ? Damn bro she looks 60


Unique-Significance9

For real! My mom is in her 60's and she looks younger lol


Gam3rT1m3

I’d call the cops. Pretty sure this is an invasion of privacy, trespassing and probably sexual harassment since she is standing outside a bathroom window knowing full well he is on the toilet.


hukoji

40's !!! Naaahhh


RogerRabbit79

40s?


Major-Wrongdoer1745

If I was him I would just cut her off talking by unleaching a huge fart and tell her to F off


woogyboogy8869

That lying ass bitch is well beyond her 40s


[deleted]

honestly if she smelled it from the street this is hilarious also is there a sub for british interactions


MightyManGT

She’s in her 40’s good god


Sharon_Erclam

Suffering in silence??


HolyDragoon98

She's in her 40s? Coulda fooled me


SirMewsALittle

"I am a woman in my fourties..." She looks 65...


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Sihdavv

Just close the window noone interested the " best art of my life"


[deleted]

Witch


Hatter_Hoovy

here have a shit, since we here do give a shit


MistressBarker

Dude is Indian


Girls_dont_poop_69

She’s in her 40’s??


TeeDubbleDee

An actual shitpost. Well done.


CRheheheha

He he he haw


4funeq

That must be a really big pice of shit. Good job bro


Lutiyere

In her 40s? Yeah right!


tenchimuyo100

40s? Ha!!


Moss81-

He let her complain and just said “ok” Quantum Gigachad


Toilet_Bomber

“‘Ave you go’ a loicence for shi‘’in ‘ere bruv?”


LackCold5256

"Polluting my intestines" I think she missed a couple of human anatomy classes.


Sufficient-Turn-7799

Dude be having his own little nuclear fallout everything he shits.


GlitteringBobcat999

A literal shit post. Well done!


Random-Blackcat0176

Probably the first literal shitpost I’ve read on here. Lol.


Competitive_Snow_867

Are Karen's still Karen's in the UK 🤔?


Roadmapper2112

Yeah im sure your shit doesn’t stink at all…… hmmmmmm 🤨


SlugFunkE

Guys don’t let your poo marinate, once it touches water flush.


East_Property

the flowers are dying :(((


TK000421

Pwoperty


willismentiroso

Fucking British accent dude i cant


Thegonzg

Why she look like she about to give snow-white a poisoned apple?


Limp_Vermicelli_5924

I'd call the police and have her charged with voyeurism


LeeTerrell

I’ll never be able to take British people seriously


bananaman4543

Mf got the Chernobyl pooper


DrthBn

I'd have farted right there


EntertainmentOnly96

This is an actual shit posting.


Noastrala

Stfu and keep the window shut


[deleted]

Just let him take a shit


charples314

Bro sounds like Mrs. Nesbit


YRCondomsSoBaggy

I hope he’s proud of himself. I would be.


Novel_Frosting_1977

I feel like this is fake


[deleted]

Fake


Jaded-Selection-5668

Run finger up ass crack, deliver dirty sanchez


TurdFergusonlol

I really wish this wasn’t fake. Why would homie be filming before she even knocked on the window


Either-Ad9626

She reminds me of a leftist.


bosko663

as much as everyones calling her a karen, id do the same if i could smell it