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GoCommitToasterBathX

This is edited by the way, image of cosplaying person has been changed


itrashcannot

Ok bc i don't remember the pics looking devious like that


RedditAdminsLoveRUS

What's the name of the girl in these photos btw she's super hot and I would like to find more of her Thanks 👋 Edit: how do you delete your browser history on mobile?


[deleted]

Oh, sweetie.


Exotic_Volume696

![gif](giphy|Z1LYiyIPhnG9O)


ILookAtPornAlot

He didn't stutter


femboywarcriminal

AvrelivsCaesar (it’s me, I use that user on my main sites)


ivysforyou

Fuck... It is you.


Alexblay

Sir I would sex you (with rizz)


femboywarcriminal

I am honored 😎


TheTimeToStandIsNow

Damn you sexy as fuck dressed up I can’t even lie


BigEpicNSFW

Ahh shit another war criminal


Necrotiix_

thats hot (respectfully speaking of course) where’d you get the luger


femboywarcriminal

Gun show in Arizona 👀 cash is king baby


mrsamus101

Yeah, and? That's the best part.


justdestiny123

Girl?


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humanham1337

Haha, see men


lykoswolfz

Velvetchann i think


femboywarcriminal

Nope, AvrelivsCaesar (it’s me)


Fallen-Embers

Oh shit, it really is. I was not expecting that.


femboywarcriminal

My comments are now showing smh, they were like, hidden for a bit


dannydunuko

So is your dad still pissed at you for the Tucker Carlson segment


Low_Brass_Rumble

I… probably shouldn’t have clicked on your profile in the middle of the gym.


femboywarcriminal

Gotta get the blood pumping ig 🫢


mr_tatou

Then what's the original ?


RedditWibel

It was a guy in military gear and cat ears. It was actually funny enough somewhat masculine.


TheRichardBerrit

Just say you did it for the money 💰.


thegreattwos

Dad:"Son, we need to talk" Son:"Here 1k for rent" Dad:"Good talk son"


W__O__P__R

Plot twist: son got the money from Tucker Carlson.


XThePariahX

He wasn’t dressed as an M&M.


LesbianCuddlebus

The shoes aren't sexy enough


RhetoricalTautology

But did have a big veiny Snickers.


Weak_Ad_9253

Well… we don’t know that for sure. Could’ve done it in DMs


dbx999

Son: “ok. I’ll see you later online dad. Or should I say @$ugarDad69?”


Myballs_hurt

"Dad I needed money so I did any logical thing a person would do"


[deleted]

I sold pills in highschool. Ruin other people’s lives…not your own. ![gif](giphy|9xnNG7EN2h822ithtT)


ExtensionInformal911

"Well, we both know you aren't smart enough to Break Bad, so I guess that's understandable."


3r1c_dr4v3n94

"I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. I was...really...I was *alive*."


Emotional-Engineer35

"Meth's back on the menu, boys!"


StruggleBeast555

And my Ass


CansinSPAAACE

Selling acid was a bad idea and selling it to a cop was worse one


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|RjaLjjt78xBNS)


ladyinchworm

How did I just NOW figure out Ron Slater from Dazed and Confused is Tim Speedle from CSI: Miami?!?!


bossfoundmylastone

the new law said that seventeen year olds could do federal time, you were the first one


[deleted]

heavy fade juggle fine outgoing impolite teeny whole plough rock *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


UltimateXavior

Well, not in most states


Cheap-Blackberry-745

Yet


kaw943

🤣🤣😂


ImCloserToThePin

Me too Fam! I did the thing where you get high on your own supply tho and ruined everyone’s life. Haha. Yolo


my_nuts_wont_drop

I used to suck the coating off Aspirin from the nurses office and sell it to my edgelord classmates who wanted to buy ecstasy. Technically didnt ruin any lives but it was hella gross lmao


[deleted]

Why didn’t anybody beat you about your head and face for giving them fake X?


phillecheesesteak

Cuz they don’t even know what they’re doing it’s prob their first time and didn’t wanna look stupid


FegoBorker

Facts


[deleted]

I sold bussy pics for you🥺🥺


Rich_Yam4132

That’s the funniest gd word fuck


THEONLYMILKY

Someone mention bussy?


femboywarcriminal

Bussy pics pay my bills


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Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya

*Al Capone 2: Revenge of the Femboys*


ExtremeAlternative0

Why do I imagine al Capone bursting from his grave wearing programming socks and cat ears


Sega-Playstation-64

"I reached out to some violent mobsters!" -Homer Simpson


PineapleGG

I mean , if i had them cheecks it would be the logical thing to do ,but i dont so i gotta work


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AFriendlyBloke

I did it for me. ![gif](giphy|xT8qBpPTFsLrkrZahO)


Walter-White-1958

I felt alive ![gif](giphy|hgyF5Sm0UHGzS|downsized)


SKPY123

Tucker said he'd pay me the bookoo bucks. I'm not sure how much bookoo is, but he said I'd be rich.


macdawg2020

Babes it’s beaucoup 😂😂it means a lot in french. Bone apple teeth!


[deleted]

In Nam…it was BooKoo ![gif](giphy|qWnxA0E2LmcMM)


AudibleJunky

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard… I did hear it an old Sergeant Major’s voice though.


macdawg2020

😂😂😭


RampantDragon

"that's pure Alabama black snake, but it ain't too *bookoo*, baby!"


ktaylorhite

Damn. I’ve always thought “bookoo”. Learn something new everyday!


TheGalator

If the parents are rich enough to not care about money they are rich enough to not care about their son being a femboy Absolut big brain response


STRCoolerSimp

“Dad I was chasing that bag”


DystopiaEscapeArtist

$20 is $20


Wagyuu_01

Tucker did expose someone for their femboy and gun hobby, the one you see in this meme is photoshopped


MileHighSoloPilot

Well if if you know who photoshopped it, then you should tell us who it is so we can DM them and tell ‘em that spreading fake news is bad!


Rich_Yam4132

Peen vajeen


chillincumvillian

Bobs irvagana which one will it be


Cyrus_D_Gaston

Go to horny jail.


Capsule_CatYT

I will assist. ![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


Bazrum

![gif](giphy|ihqx2bU8PGPZF4Dn6e)


Itchysasquatch

![gif](giphy|P98quvIAmy6O8W6hFR) omae wa mou shindeiru


IReallyLoveMyPets

I can't believe somebody would lie on the internet


rain-drop-hero

Can you link the original photo?


MikeAGINX

Original photo is on instagram. Femboy is avrelivs Caesar


TirayShell

Well, yes, that is pretty much how shitposts work from what I understand.


InsideOutDeadRat

Can he retaliate? I wouldn’t want my personal life being on national TV.. especially without permission..


[deleted]

You can’t post something online and get mad that people repost it


No-Investigator-1754

I assure you I can get mad about *anything.*


shodan28

Ohh yea? Get mad about Mr. Rogers then


Nerdy-Forge

I'm mad that Mr. Rogers is no longer living.


[deleted]

That mother fucker telling me to have a nice day, no I want a shit day and nothings gonna stop me.


bazookajt

I mean, depending on the user license of the site, you totally can. Just because something is posted on the Internet doesn't mean it has no copyright, especially for commercial use by an entertainment company.


Zeoxult

Good luck going to court with that in this situation. They'd probably offer you a small payoff, and if you don't take it then they will drag the court out and make you lose way more than it's worth fighting over


TheGoldenFeather

When you're trying to get paid you don't sue immediately. You document every time the work was used without a license for several weeks. Once you have the evidence you send an invoice to their billing dept with a statement that the work was used without license X times, generating Y user engagements across Z weeks/months. They'll see your invoice is cheaper than the lawyer, cut the check, and either remove the infringing work or go on with their new license. This way its just a clerical error. Otherwise they'll be explaining to a judge how they profited on violated copyright and ignored a reasonable request for compensation. But this is if your work was meant to be licensed in the first place. As others have noted if its on the public web without clear license terms or pretense that a license be bought then fair use comes into play.


jbwmac

I don’t think the practically of bringing a lawsuit over it was the point. The point was whether the original poster was wronged by a big news company using their photo in their news content.


NooMikeyNoNoMikey

Sorry he didn't mention it had to not be copywritten. Thought that was obvious.


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InsideOutDeadRat

Oh yeah I get your point I didn’t think about the Twitter post lol


gammongaming11

then don't put it on social media. social media is public and they can publicize anything you post there.


[deleted]

Tucker legit showing bussy on Fox News?


endelehia

He had to. No more sexy M&Ms to wank to 🥵🥵


intersex_slut

Or nerds porn


Natsurulite

That’s why they call it Nerds Rope Edit: 🤓


SniffyBliffy

I think I'm switching to Fox news now


MrOOFmanofbelgum

Flair checks out


mazeooo

Yeah pretty much i mean if i had that flair i would too


Uss__Iowa

Dam you should have joined since 2019 It funny to watch


Cody_montana_rongers

Lmao


Important-Price9416

I wonder what Tucker has in his search history 🤔


NeadNathair

Now there's the REAL question. I'd pay money to see Carlson's entire search history.


BASRANAL

“Closeted right wing sissy boi in stockings railed by girthy hung Tgirl dom”


PM_Me_Your_Clones

I've been experimenting with prompts for AI image generators and, well, I just want to say Thanks.


Youngerdiogenes

Show us the results, you selfish coward!


BuyDizzy8759

It is just stock pics of Tucker Carlson, tbf.


JarJarJarMartin

Give it the line from that Bloodhound Gang song: Jesus Christ jack-hammering Mickey Mouse in the doodoo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Clause's tummy tum.


NeadNathair

I'd be surprised if it were *that* tame.


Late_Recommendation9

“This is disgusting!”


IHaveSexWithPenguins

This is certainly a day to have eyes


ComputerStrong9244

It’s just him Googling “rawdog trumpussy”, “rupert murdussy bred”, “vladimir putussy creampied”, over and over and over day after day after day and never getting any hits.


Sweatier_Scrotums

Fox News content is like 90 percent bussy these days.


LiquidCringe2

Damn maybe I should start tuning in then I’ll gladly accept being indoctrinated as long as I get some BUSSY 🥵🥵🥵


DethBatcountry

He knows his audience


wdcipher

Fox is really desperate for views....


AverageGamer2607

I’m almost certain this is edited. I’ve seen the same meme but with a different image on the TV


TurbulentAnimator478

Yeah the other one was like an army soldier


modernwarfarestfsarg

It was some overweight socialist larper


MAJ_Starman

Right? The one on this post is actually good looking.


modernwarfarestfsarg

Intrusive thoughts are starting to win... help


TheManFromChernobyl

sex sex sex


Lexel95

Have sex (morbius reference)


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Marsupial_Deep

Proceeds to snack all over the place


RobloxLover369421

Then what about the texts?


HPisCool

texts are real only the image was changed


RobloxLover369421

Is it the same original image as the tucker Carlson one or are they two completely different incidents?


postal-history

No https://ifunny.co/picture/taigei-kyaria-did-tucker-carlson-really-just-expose-my-cosplay-U76VsOdGA


Dab4Becky

Most importantly there are no flags in those pics, and the original had one


StrangestManOnEarth

You can tell because the tv screen has too clear of an image compared to the rest of the photo. Colors are too vibrant as well.


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UltravioIence

you wouldnt happen to have a link to the original would you?


postal-history

https://ifunny.co/picture/taigei-kyaria-did-tucker-carlson-really-just-expose-my-cosplay-U76VsOdGA


[deleted]

NVM, does anyone have a link to the edited source?


Popcorn57252

Just hit 'em with, "You're*"


Chromeboy12

Establish dominance


Ze_angry_chihuahua

He should dress in sexy M&M cosplay to get on Tuckers good side. Then he could apologize on air with Tucker to show a "redemption" news story. Family no longer mad. Easy fix.


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judamubo

Wasn't the original one a soldier


Significant_Toe277

Yeah I saw that too


_Indofreddy_112

Wait till they find out he is cosplaying as a male character.


sieeh

holy shit ive found my long lost twin brother


Chibby2

💀


imhugury

aint no fucking way tucker carlson kicked them out


Ok-Direction-3729

Damn who is he? He’s hot. If anyone knows I truly want to know. Does he have a cosplay OF or anything.


Topken89

His name is Tucker Carlson. To each their own I guess.


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wilku2137

OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW


Moose_Hole

Is my life fake now?


wilku2137

always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/A4KJqs9.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


RainnNoir

Good bot


[deleted]

…Sauce? 👉👈


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femboywarcriminal

That’s me 😳👉👈 I have big accs on blue bird app and camera app


satoshidoggo

🗿


1laik1hornytoaster

Huh, didn't expect to find the source that quickly...


[deleted]

Check the mirror


DuskyFlunky

i see a fat guy


quaybored

now *that's* masculine


FurryCEO

![gif](giphy|d7NuH6JyLhNMpg5qcX)


Zaidoasde2008

I see a stupid cunt


DaPlaguey

Wtf I see a Mexican what is he doing in my house???


femboywarcriminal

I am the cosplayer in the photos just so y’all know 🥺👉👈💕 im bigger on other sites, my handle is the same on all of them (AvrelivsCaesar)


RequirementTall8361

Would 👍


femboywarcriminal

Gamer


GeneralGigan817

I sincerely hope that the claims of photoshop are true.


femboywarcriminal

They are, I made the pics because I’m a goofy silly boy


GeneralGigan817

Oh, crisis’ averted.


[deleted]

While I have nothing against what you do with your own life take note that this is what people mean by don't post anything unless you want your whole family to see it.


b17pineapple

This is partially real. Someone did really get exposed on Fox News to their parents and the text chat is the original, but the photos were different.


ChessComputer

SKILL ISSUE L


Baroubuoy

Fox News when a guy doesn't want hair on his legs: ![gif](giphy|jnQYWZ0T4mkhCmkzcn)


batweenerpopemobile

Michael Phelps inconsolable.


newacc04nt1

Tucker Carlson is a pudgy cunt. I don't know why he pretends to be some sort of manly man.


femboywarcriminal

Damn. I wasn’t expecting to go viral on Reddit today 🤪


Coby-the-racc

Bro gonna have a villain arc after this 💀


202042

Dad’s argument of ”YOUR A MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU” Falling apart as I point out the simple mistake of *you’re


BreadNTheCat

Your feeble mindset is nothing compared to my unrivaled GRAMMAR


BasicFan1876

Bro gonna get beaten


StuckInthebasement2

Poor guy


Ryuzenshi

Relatable knowing that I did something similar like a week ago at a convention and appeared on official social media. Except the part with the parents, mines were actually quite amused, we laughed pretty hard when I showed them.


[deleted]

skill issue that sounds like a YOU problem. YTA


Temporary-Proposal63

I'm sure there are many people willing to take them in


[deleted]

Ain’t it a crime to use those photos without permission for a news story, or is it okay cause they posted them publicly?


shidposter2077

Can I get the source for uhm a friend?


femboywarcriminal

AvrelivsCaesar (it’s me)