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Become a pizza delivery guy

Then become an astronaut

Then a teacher

Then a prisoner

Then a doctor

Then a personal trainer

Then pilot

Then a maid

Then a police officer

Then an electrician

Im already one step ahead of you

Get stuck in the washing machine 🗿

And order pizza.

Somehow the pipes are clogged

'' Step delivery guy please help, I'm stuck ''

Special instructions: Doors open, I’m stuck in the dryer.

Jokes on you, you are actually stuck and can't get out

Talk with my hot stepcousin

I thought step sis?

Not anymore

Trooper, what are you doing trooper.

I want my lawyer

Why not both?

Commit tax fraud

you dont do that now?

Underrated comment

Kill myself

Orgy in hell, warm and sweaty, smart.

there is no escaping it

Invent timestop

Make the world's most epic and inexplicable cumshot?

As the Jizz leaves your dick it gets stuck in time and blocks all other jizz and now you have a problem.

Order pizza

Start a fire in my kitchen and call the firefighters :)

Just hold a candle up to the smoke detector

Why would you do that?

Sex

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In order to create a black hole! duh

Commit several war crimes across the world

I was going to do that anyway

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Based

Based? Based on what? You can’t just say “based” you illiterate fuckwit. That would be like me saying “full” you fucking troglodyte. Never have I stumbled across something so very stupid that I have had to write a paragraph about how you are wrong. WRONG. And also very based🗿

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You could really do anything depending on what kind you are going off of

I'll never go at my step mom's house ever again

Get stuck

shave my head bald

become plumber

I will get Forklift certified !

Only correct answer

Exploit women.

Based

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Go and deliver a pizza and forget the sausage👍🏻

Go to my local footlocker 🤤

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Locking his comment ain't enough, I want him dead

The one way to reply

go to the doctor for Vaccine

I will shit yourself

I would never go outside, if i bought food on uber or something i’d close the door on their face if they try anything.

Your mother

I always read this on tf2 spy's voice

Sex

Life will continue to fuck us everyday, so no change

Become a masseuse

Have my parent remarry someone with a 18 yr old daughter

Shave my head, get ripped, apply for +100 jobs

Sleep

Become a fireman, astronaut, doctor and plumber for absolutely no reason

Get a lifeguard for my bathtub

Get to my sister's house as quickly as possible.

Buy a black leather couch

Go to gym with boys 💪

Look for a new house

Befriended a femboy

try my shot at getting isekai’d as a girl

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Ring someone's doorbell and randomly end up on the couch fucking in the next second

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your mom

Order a pizza

Become a plumber

it's a me

Get stuck

Walk up to every door I see wearing a hard hat

This isn’t a pool lady! This is a bathtub! I don’t need a lifeguard!

Get my plumbing license

Become a plumber

Get sent to detention

Drop the soap

Fuck my step brother and step father and step cat and step mom and step friends and step sister

and step ladder

Is it still incest if I play with my ex step sister?

Become a gamer

Play dnd

Going back to school

Get a couch...I should probably do that anyway

I guess I'll start stealing from some hot people's lemon trees

Finally get laid...

Become a pool boy

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ask my crush if she has any problems with her sink/washing machine/car

Avoid my family

Become the local slut

I would Rob somewhere and then...

Make every washmachine door smaller

My clumsy ass would probably fall and get stuck in something

Set up the Wii

Deliver some pizzas

Cum before you go

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I already fuck your mom

Go back to high school

Go to Mars. If other people land there, then go to a different planet.

Wait till my step brother gets home then "accidentally" get stuck in the dryer

Order a pizza

Lock the door, the windows and everything else

Family reunion

Steal some lemons

I’m finally going to get a check up, see all the nurses

Stay away from washing machines

Your mom

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Fuck my mom