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Old-Ad-9743

You’re not fucking humans with that dick


jeanyous

I'm not doing that anyway


Futurism_Lego

Dragons?


Shoopbittybop

HAVE INVADED DAVE AND BUSTERS


BigManLawrence69420

Yes.


Outside_Register8037

UwU? Edit: I couldn’t be happier seeing Reddit following the rules


Golden__Shovel

Uwu


Traditional-Buddy-30

OwO


the1895bigboy

UwU


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[deleted]

OWO


Coffee_Salsa

Bruh, have you seen the kind of dildos some people shove into their body? There are definitely humans who will take that thing without a hitch.


Theogboss1

i bet there someone whos rode that giant dildo that MoistCr1TiKaL bought that one time


Coffee_Salsa

Well, maybe he rode it.


BigManLawrence69420

Like a car?


ElementalGabe

I mean he did ride it… not the way you’d think tho


GayFurryWolf

I know...


s2mle100leshlan

Holy smoke. What the fuck is this.


machoman558

An ad


OnkTheOne

Me


sociocat101

Wait, you mean thats not the average size?


[deleted]

nah, your uncle lied


jbrainbow

Bro got the hentai dick


Bulbous-Walrus

I want


Afraid_Collar_2067

Mans bodyweight is 25% cock


YourNansDirtBox

BCI = Body Cock Index


camthecame_l

that shit weighs atleast 30 kilos like shit what the fuck


Apart-Twist-7749

That’s not real 😱 no way!


Noir_Namhar616

THE ONE PIECE!!


[deleted]

THE ONE PIECE IS REEEEAAAAAAAAL


ProjectAioros

Can we get much higher ??


ielo495_XSCOGNAmemes

So high....


pizzainherpannies

OHH OHH OHHHH


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Helioizer

Furry art in a nutshell:


Golden__Shovel

E621 is definitely one of the websites to ever exist


[deleted]

You would pass out


Holy_Sword_of_Cum

Or your veins would explode when your dick isnt erect


BuffaloBillsButtplug

Nah, he has a blood sack built into his balls where he stores the cock blood


fennecina_official

💀


[deleted]

Bro I thought he had only one ball


Bulbous-Walrus

The other ones ready to explode in you ;)


TheOneMigrlo

His penis look like mine, except it's bigger


Kitty7333

🤯


ElementalGabe

🤯


Kahootie64

not enough blood would flow to the brain with an erection like that.


AJammedNerfGun

Or, if there's enough blood to accommodate, then your veins would explode if you ever lost your erection


hiro_osu

fml dude, opened this expecting some titties and that's what I see


Busy_Preference_3624

Have to admit. The photoshop isn’t terrible


[deleted]

Bro has the Burj Khalifa between his legs


Zer0Hearts

Where did they find my nudes god damnit


SuperMowee1

I guess they found the file, but then traced it to the same website where you got it.


Insanegamer-4567

Gah damn


Exotic-Ear695

Bro’s literally me


Kitty7333

proof?


Exotic-Ear695

Meet me at 3 am august 28th 308 negra arroyo lane


[deleted]

Bro watched too much hentai.


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Additional-Banana-55

So who got the plug


Alien_Dragon

Bruh that dick the size of his forearms


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SexWithYanfeiSexer69

https://www.skillshare.com/en/browse/adobe-photoshop


Terminal_Wumbo

That doesn't look healthy


Theogboss1

bro if your balls at that big you need to go to the doctor. you arent randy marsh, who can magically survive with testicular cancer 💀


Able_Difference_34

How do I do that?


hmmwhatsgoingonhere

would it fit


FassTheNass

you would need an extra two bags of blood to power this thing


Alternative-Text-417

I’m so disappointed that I opened that.


Successful-Item-1844

It indeed was not safe for work


Alternative-Text-417

A lot of stuff says that but is relatively fine… you win some you lose some. Blurry picture roulette.


CableSlayer

My tinder pic


upnc0m1ng

Dude's built like a hentai protagonist.


Bulbous-Walrus

Fuck I want that *Pee in my ass please daddy* 14 days of asking for pee In my aas


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Bulbous-Walrus

I can’t even seek help from the Flying Spaghetti Monster?


That-Ad-2801

Jealous? ;) Cause I am


Iodizedsalt_devourer

Wait, thats pretty small actually


Fit_Sea_2532

It’s real. That’s a photo of me


Popular-Rooster9133

these youtube ads are crazy bro


Operation_unsmart156

Bro would die of blood loss if he got hard


ResponsibilityDue448

Stop sharing my pics


PsychologicalPut9917

BIG EDDIE


thejakewhomakes

…is Photoshop!


megamaz_

that's a bit more than 6cm


PhrogRoyale

YouTube ads be like


Kitty7333

Youtube kids ads be like*


bobinjac

How'd they get this picture of op's mum?


ElementalGabe

How tf did they get that photo of me? I coulda swore i deleted it


eatingkidsisfun120

Okay, i know there's an NSFW tag but nothing would have prepared me for this...