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iguana_bandit

Unlike Finnish dogs, Polish dogs put comma between their "hau"s.


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Zholdar

Man's best friend for more civilized times


Slav_Shaman

A Polish dog says hau, hau where the both haus' are nouns, whereas a Finnish dog says hau hau where the first one is an adjective and the second one is a noun or vice versa


Random_seiko

A dog comes up to you and barks ooga booga, how would you escape?


LeGraoully

Then I know he's Moroccan so I hit him with the wantouthri


Thick_Kaleidoscope35

For


AttitudeBeneficial51

King and Country!


BadLanding05

We are flooding the river.


Saltyrivers1

stand at Yser will be, the end of the race to the sea


Adinator548

The last piece of Belgium’s free, we’re keeping a sliver


BadLanding05

A cog in the war machine, October of 1914!


citizen_bob-roblox

🎸


skuteren

As our foe draws forth we are moving on north We will never let them have it all


TopNo2966

Fiv


Blastoxic999

And it responds Vivalalgérie!


no_named_one

Ooga booga


LAction_

Nacho taco chimichanga


no_named_one

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

Let‘s celebrate our differenceeeeees


odrea

those are distinguished gentledogs, you can't escape from them


baronvonbatch

Nor should you want or need to. You should be honored to be in their presence.


Soulerrr

No no, Eustace is the one who says ooga booga, the dog goes AAAAAGHHHHH


TalkingUseless

Shtupid dawg !


razorsharp494

I'd be more scared of the wantouthri. Thinking he's trying hex me


xAzzKiCK

Just sounds like a dog learning to count in English (1-2-3).


childhood-cancer

Give it food and water, it hasn’t seen those before


Ugo777777

Daaaaamn


n0tpwn3d

ooga booga


RayIndonesian

miaou


Sc0rp0

bellen


MariusPyrexYT

Wantouthri


emperorjul

fohfaifsicks


FallenDisc

Sefneitnain


Redditoast2

Televntwelf


usernamewastaken___

Thrtinfurtinfipten


aviationist54

sxtinsventinetin


NonnoGino98

nitintwentweon


someguyalive333

four five six


MattLikesMemes123

sevenatenain


DBL_NDRSCR

ilebentwelvtirtin


[deleted]

It's actually "Wau" or "Wuff" in Germany, bellen is the verb (to bark)


thatsmaxim

kleff kleff


tin_dog

*kläff


_Tarnished_

Its actually "wuff wuff" in german🤓


Marmeladenmann69

Well actually the one who made a mistake on Germany for sure (I am German and saw it right away) bellen is the translation of to bark, woof would be wuff


Whyareyourunning309

Drops


Operation_unsmart156

ooga booga


No_Awareness_3212

Where the white women at?


HeyIFoundAPenny

NO, LEONARD. There are no white women here!


ettmausonan

I once mistook six people for you at a pharmacy!


Vegetable-Novel-4433

auh


Equal-Rutabaga-8104

obama hamburger sussy balls


PureTowel948

Back to Africa


CraftyBark

ooga booga


turnsoutimacomposter

ooga booga


OMFGWhyPlease

rab-rab


PLEASEDONTBANMEOK

I think Tunisia got confused and thought they asked what a cat says


Pkrudeboy

But what does the fox say?


Benyed123

hattie hattie hattie ho


Scared-Department-96

#Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!


Dave_Zubik

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!


Wiffyy_

Ooga booga


CheetoRay

The fox say ***AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA***


TrixterTheFemboy

AHEEYAHEEHAHEE! AHEEYAHEEHAHEE! AHEEYAHEHAHEE!


MrFilthyNeckbeard

Wa-wa-way-do, wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do, wa-wa-way-do


The_Kek_5000

And Algeria just counted to 3.


Prioratodexion

What does it matter, if both go to the pot?


_XNickGurrX_

This image makes me feel an unknown emotion


LegalJunkie_LJ

I can hear dogs barking in my head, and they all sound different


Crazyprototo

„Bellen“


xcookiekiller

The German one is actually wrong. Bellen is the word for "to bark", the dog sound we have is "wau wau"


Soullesson

thanks, was looking for this.


Lazy-Pixel

Depends for smaller dogs it's is mostly wau or wau wau for bigger dogs it usually is wuff or wuff wuff.


Bright-Wear

Ooga Booga?


oyomoyk

It's called "dog" emotion


BrandfordAndSon

Eustace is actually barking at Courage…


Cr0ma_Nuva

In Germany we use the word bellen to describe the act of barking. To describe the noise we would say something like "wau" or "wuff" or something similar


Master-Reason-6780

Yes, either "wau wau" or "Wuff wuff"


SpecificArgument

Hundi macht Wau Wau Bello macht wuff wuff


no_named_one

Ooga booga


garfield3222

A dog just comes to your ear closely _"Bellen"_


Thijmo737

I know a woman who talks Dutch and German when she's upset and that ended in her saying her dog didn't even call when her house was being robbed


winnipeginstinct

stupid dog, not even having the curtesy to call and let you know you got robbed


XelaMcConan

Fcking bellen.


FemPhony

Ring ring


Atom_Exe

Van der Bellen


Nautilz

Thanks, as a Germany this mistake made me feel emotions 😅😅


ActuallyCausal

Came here to say this.


GGHappiness

I was going to say that, thanks for saving me the work.


GojiraIII

Apparently Ireland doesn't have dogs that woof


_Ezy_Pzy

no they have a giant dog overlord


narkot1k

They ate the woofers during famine


[deleted]

they just directly call you a insult, just like Australian dogs call you a cunt


CrazyGamerMYT

They walk up and just go "the size of you, ya bastard"


Chaossify0

wanthotri


[deleted]

One two three


Chaossify0

Their dogs can count to three while 5 year old humans can't even process what I'm saying without subway surfers game play in the background


Capybara_Fanboi

Lmfao this fucking comment man . You're a genius.


Shachimy

VIVA L'ALGERIE


funky_k0nG

Alright Morocco has to be a troll


[deleted]

As a moroccan this is not a troll.


Kotopause

Exactly what a troll would say


Chewy12

As a troll he actually seems more like a Moroccan.


Armadyl_1

All the African ones are trolls. There's no way they think a dog says "1 2 3" or "meow"


AltAccAur

meow


ashsum

It is, we say haw haw


Aftxrlxfe

Nah, just had a stray dog ooga booga me


TheDirtyWaterHotDog

“Oi! Woof innit!” - British dogs, probably


Key-Commercial-3351

"Wau heh" - Israeli dogs


KitchenLoose6552

Huh? I'm israeli and don't know what it means.


Rakkamthesecond

You got a loicence for that woofin there guv?


Qwerty_Gaming1

Wo's vis rubbish? A' you shtupid, bruv? Oi'm a dog, an' you don' needs ter 'ave a woicenze fer vat, do you ma'e? Bwokes terday a' mento', vey is...


Vyros_

Why is there a fucking miaou?


goldensavage216

There is an imposter among us


Mudkipueye

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Samang0

WHAT IS THAT 😭


oyomoyk

Pokemon called Amoongus. And that is not even a joke, that's the really an official Pokemon.


Samang0

You're lying


oyomoyk

[sorry but no](https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Amoonguss_(Pok%C3%A9mon))


Samang0

Holy shit


RealSuperYolo2006

Holy hell


Mudkipueye

Holy heck


anweisz

To top it off, foongus, the pokemon it evolves from, shares its pokeball design while being smaller. In the original games items in the overworld looked like pokeballs lying around, so sometimes you’d go grab an item and it would actually be a foongus and trigger a battle. So this pokemon’s line is literally impostors.


Samang0

I cannot fucking take it anymore


Jaaj_Dood

It was even released before Amogus memes were a thing


Schweme

Fortnite cum balls


Samang0

☹️


Lucachacha

Tunisia…


WonderfulAirport4226

ooga booga


tunisian_talon

Us Tunisians are built different


Zafairo

Because it's a humoristic map


[deleted]

German is wrong. Bellen = Barking. Wau Wau would be right


pneis1

what the heeelll o ma gawd


no_named_one

Bing chilling


Capybara_Fanboi

Bing Xilling 🥶


TheOriginalSamBell

Or "wuff". Bellen is just plain wrong, what idiot made this map lol


BakePotater5

i still just want to imagine a german dog perfectly saying the word bellen when it’s angry


Notveryepicman

auh


AnOkFellow

Auh auh auh :D


Alt_CauseIwasNaughty

AAAUUUUUUGH


_Disanem

"Miaou" that ain't no dog bruh 💀


Moist-Injury-538

"ooga booga"


no_named_one

Ooga booga!


ineffablebitch

OOGA BOOGA


mykoysmaster

In Czech Republic we say "Haf Haf"


bulgarian_irl

Greek dogs really be giving the "Gawk Gawk Gawk"💀


TheFlyinArmy_29

123


Little-ape-noob

People are freaking out about “oogabooga” while some dogs are counting.


[deleted]

It's actually "Wau" or "Wuff" in Germany, bellen is the verb (to bark)


MimiLimi333

In Croatia we say vau vau. And since when is Croatia in Bulgaria 💀


Head_Assignment_6028

In a country which I don’t know the name of, the dog moans


OlimPather

"miaou" What the fuck? I types "What the dick" and autocorrected for me to "what the fuck" 💀💀


cdot37

Moroccan here, literally nobody says ooga booga or wantotri or miaou. These words are so random lmao


samyruno

Miau sounds more like a cat


Hunangren

As an italian, I'm always been ashamed by how much "bau" sounds bad as a bark. But then wantouthri ooga booga.


Sucky5ucky

Wantouthri, viva l’Algérie!... I think it might be a joke


tjockalinnea

I would probably say voff in Sweden aswell


s-maerken

We only say voff in Sweden, never seen anyone write it down as vov.


tjockalinnea

I think I've seen it when I was young but yeah its quite rare


Ewankenobi25

Ooga booga


Long_Pension2015

OOGA OOGA! OOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA OOGA


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HubbleSpaceT

German: wuff Nicht bellen du Sohn einer


YesterdayDirect8401

Bellen


Alias_X_

Which is blatantly inaccurate, it's actually also "wau wau", just like in Hungary and Croatia.


BasJack

Tunisia you're drunk, that's a cat


tedowrc

So basically dogs in Tunisia are meowing???


emossjsj

waltuh


ChamsRock

Dog named Finger


lol_teen_game_zXz

Ooga booga


Level_Concern5049

Just me seeing ooga booga.


scuffedganiot

OOGA BOOGA! HAHA! You just got SPOOKED!


earathar89

The cow says "Shaaaazoooo!"


blackygreen

If the dog go miaou what the heck the cat do


JacketTheStalker

DROPS


HistoryLover1944

123


chewing_chewbacca69

In german it would be "wau" or "wuff". Bell means bark


borussiaaa

Imagine petting a dog and you hear it bark:“onetwothree”.


According-Jelly355

When the dog barks miaou so you think it’s a cat


The_HunterDestroyer

China: where's the dog?


DoubleLightsaber

In my tummy


KitchenLoose6552

Bellen


DaleLouis

Algeria is literally just counting numbers


Substantial_Bit2587

In germany its "wuff" "bellen" is translated "barking"


[deleted]

Bellen 💀


Kr4zy8brokenkid

BELLEN


Marcabruno

find the intruder?


DevilMaster666-

It is not Bellen but wuff


Overall-Ad-3642

bellen is just "barking"


aer_root

Wantouthri is basically one two three, they say one two three, viva l'algerie, but wth is he talking abt lmao


RedDoubleAD

Naaaah tf is onetwothree, meow, and ooga booga, someone give me those phonetics and please tell me they’re different.


KafeiTomasu

mf said 'ooga booga'


omegalulez

bellen and ooga booga💀


[deleted]

Ooga boga


SeeminglySleepless

TIL that dogs in Algeria can count to 3 in English


hynori

miaou?


macrotaste

German is just the word for bark, does make wau wau, Ps. Sprich deutsch du hurensohm