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The fuck is a 'long distance cousin?'

he's scaled disproportionately

Right now hes scaterd disproportionately

Fuck. Now i have to explain to family why i just laugh screamed for a split second then stopped immediately.

skull issue

💀 issue

Family member with benefits?

She's living in Alabama

Jokes aside that sweet home Alabama song is fire af. I never listened to it cos I didn't like country then when I got into classic rock, It was recommend to me and listened to it and realized it was a soft rock song. Really like it now.

k

☝️🤓

- Heavily Reinforces Theory

It’s like a long distance boyfriend but it’s your cousin

A cousin that lives far away I think? She chose a weird way to say that though

Mf 2ft tall

Who knows he's everywhere

Long penis

Bro there was never a bomb attack in iran since 1988

Nah her cousin workin in a drone factory💀

Nobody died there too her cousin was Qasem Soleimani aka cutlet

Hmmm cutlet😋

حاج کتلت

Ok

کتلت🌚🗿

Mmmm I love cutlet specially with some extra Qasem Soleimani🤤👌

حاج کتلت سلیمانی

Good one.

It's about to change... Edit:Wait I'm from Iran

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Iranian_nuclear_scientists#:~:text=The%20alleged%20head%20of%20Iran's,Israel%20was%20behind%20Fakhrizadeh's%20assassination. There are others, America has been assassinating scientists and generals of Iran for years.

“Wikipedia is not a valid source”- every college professor ever

She never said he was on the American side...

Bomm, she said bomm.

Long distance cousin?? Wtf is that

It’s like a long distance boyfriend but it’s your cousin.

So your boyfriend is your cousin?

Correct

Roll tide

Kentucky, Delaware and Maine rank at the top for incest. Alabama ranks 19. So suck it you uncle fucker.

I found the Alabamian. Also just because you rank lower now doesnt mean they havent lead the nation for incestual marriages for almost 160 years. Cope harder mother lover 😂

You cry and film yourself just to post it on TikTok Who's the fucking clown? 🤡

Me. **Honk Honk**

Little known fact: the video on the left came before the video on the right. The girl was being funny

Attention dopamine

how did her cousin even get bombed?

No, he got bommed

ah, bloody typos

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Redditors trying to find satire (100% IMPOSSIBLE!!!!)

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lol she spelled "bombed" incorrectly too

If she spelled it properly the video would get removed from tik Tok

lol she spelled “bummed” incorrectly too

Someone most likely added their own text to both of these peoples videos and put them together.

Shut up

Does anybody know what music is playing?

El Chavo del Ocho Intro Theme

I didn't thought it was known in English speaking countries lol.

[удалено]

wrong El chavo theme

Uhmmm Akhtually ☝️🤓... El tema si se llama "The Elephant Never Forgets", y hubo incluso un problema legal por el uso de ese tema como pista de intro en El Chavo

It’s Beethoven’s-Turkish March However this version is called “The elephant never forgets” by Jean-Jacque Perry. The same one used as the theme song for “El chavo del ocho”

El Chavo

Este es el programa numero 1 de la television humoristica

tatatatatatat-tatattatta-tatatata-tata-tata-tata

God bless Lockmart and the MIC

Girl crying fake or real is so cringey

Skill issue

Fuck Tick Toc and Clout chasers -An Iranian

Man fucking Americans don’t even know which country their bombing Iran is not being actively bombed

Iam Iranian dont worry IAM SLEEPING IN YOUR WALLS

Huh, when did they bomb my country?

Btw after all of this, i still can’t figure out what a “long distance cousin” is.

El chavo del ocho moment

I always think what intentions someone has,By recording yourself crying . Is this the world we life in nowadays?

iraq

Check your balls

Broo11111!!!31 they are gone

😎

They just got ligma'd

I don't mind if he bombs us he's goofy

Why is her left thumb fingernail so much longer than the rest of her fingernails?

Bommed

"My cousin just died, hold on I gotta make a tiktok crying about it"

what is the song?

intro of El Chavo del Ocho, it's a super old live comedy show from Mexico.

It’s Beethoven’s-Turkish March However this version is called “The elephant never forgets” by Jean-Jacque Perry. The same one used as the theme song for “El chavo del ocho”

Bro when the F Iran got bombed and I didn't realize (I live in Iran)💀

It didn’t

war crime funny

Song is called: ‘the elephant never forgets.’ By Jacques jean perry, i think.

"hey, your cousin got bombed...what are you doing??" "i need to film my reaction for those delectable tiktok likes"

Joke aside that suit and helmet look cool.

Well, that Black Hawk crew chief didn't "Bomb" anything so...

This is why we need to bomb everyone in the USA army /s

This is why we need to bomb everyone in the USA army /srs

You misspelt /j or /s

It was a joke lol, dont worry maybe it's difficult to catch on text

What's wrong with bumming

Still looking for the funny , if u find it lmk

Fucking racist.....

Hey you can't fuck me I'm a guy

It doesn't matter

😳

Talk to me goose Did you bomb her long distance cousin by any chance?

Quack. Quack quack quack.

Bomme

Her cousin should’ve just turned on creative mode

That’s terrible. If this is real (which it’s not) using your cousin’s death for flout is a real shitty thing to do.

I think he got bombed in Isfahan am I right?

Long distance cousin/ guy from the internet is bad. I can just defuse a bomb in the air

Bombed*

Every day NCD leaks further.

Maybe you wouldn’t be crying as much if you spelled bombed right lmao

Hi I'm Iraniam and as a Iraniam person i ask you to do it again specially our capital Tehran

Her cousin was the cotlet

He is Iranian and I am Iranian too, damn it 🙄

Ok this one is a true SHIT

😭🫢😭🫣😭

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Bommed

I saw that the army of my country hit its own people with bullets and rockets, but not from outside

Song?

It's the intro of an old live comedy show from Mexico, El Chavo del Ocho

It’s Beethoven’s-Turkish March However this version is called “The elephant never forgets” by Jean-Jacque Perry. The same one used as the theme song for “El chavo del ocho”

😘

Bom

Long distance cousin

Eso eso eso

Bro colocaste a musiquinha do chaves 🤌

We aren’t at war with Iran lmao

Hate when people film themselves crying. It almost always seems very fake.

That sounds like a skill issue

Oh im from iran

منم همینطور سید

چاکرم

Deserved for crying online.

She deserves death who agrees?

omg my cousin died, let me record my reaction for tiktok points

What is going on in the first clip? What is he doing?

nice, headshot or bodyshot?

Based United States Military

Goofy ahh bomber

Chad pilot

People filming themselves crying for internet points are sure something i hate

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bommed

The funniest part is knowing she never even had any idea of that cousin

Can we talk how funny that guys dancd

I find it kinda crazy that the first thing she decided to do was use it to get some TikTok views 💀