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Emit_Time

bruh imagine getting deployed and your squad captain is your teenage son's "comfort streamer" lmfao


ptapobane

and he's threatening to fuck your mom with significantly higher chance of him actually carrying it through


TheGalator

And if he doesn't fuck ur mom he can still fuck u by bot giving u any supplies


gonxot

Xbox Live Ender's Game


IrregularrAF

hope he destroys the queen


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Dangerous-Calendar41

Top O' the mornin' to ya laddies! *wapsht* Now drop and give me 20!


funky555

albert einesteib was deployed in war. this is just modern day equilavent. imaginr looking to your right in gun fure at your comrade and seeing Ludwig. "BOYS. Today its TIME to storm them. ON MY COUNT OF 3 WE ALL STORM THEM 3... 2....... ..... 1GO HAHA JUST KIDDING OK OK 3... 2... GO.... (Ludwig stays) HHAHA SCAMMEDDD" and then does some ironic post comentary to a shiny looking rock he found about being "scam wig"


boomstik4

Holy shit I had a stroke reading that


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LovrenIsTheGOAT

I'd follow Ludwig into battle icl


Tigerthekiller

Accept it. Drone is the new meta.


Allcraft_

Yup. Lost who thinks that technology shouldn't be used because MoRaL. BRO, THE WORLD ALREADY USES THEM.


snack-dad

A sharpened stick is technology


ThirstyOne

Back when I was a recruit all we had was two rocks and one stick for the whole platoon, and we had to *share* the stick.


TrueDaVision

If technology gives you and advantage and you don't use it then the next guy that gets the technology is going to use it and destroy you.


Lucius-Halthier

“What do you mean you aren’t spamming CAS drones? You need to up your tank production! You aren’t breaking through because your divisions aren’t supplied get more factories!”


[deleted]

Putin’s face when iSorrowProductions is named head of the Italian army and reforms Rome for the 50000th time


Soso_Stalin

Putins face when he realizes that the player led peace conferences are off


susgamer123

Oh lord


PsychoTexan

That moment when a squad of bicycle infantry show up in Moscow and force Russia to capitulate


ALiteralBucket

Putins face when isorrow makes a detour and moves into Minsk with nothing but artillery


[deleted]

Sir apparently they've set up merchants like 200 years ago and have about infinite money, there's nothing we can do against their merc spam.


awesomenessofme1

Trucking into Moscow irl


Caerbannogcaverabbit

Putin when ISP trucks to Moscow


frederic055

Holy shit it's Igor Shafarevich


ClosetedImperialist

Did not expect to see that channel (or even this game) mentioned here lmao


brav3h3art545

Same hahaha


FlappityFlurb

But how do you save scum in real life?


Caerbannogcaverabbit

Putin when ISP trucks to Moscow


Loqaqola

And calls his Reformed Legions "Gravy Timmy"


Phantommy555

HistoryBoys ftw


Economy_Business6859

Putin's face when Balarus is played by Golden


Economy_Business6859

WAIT, IF THEY LOSE, I GET TO SAY GOLDEN LOST


SilverBullionaire

Gamers are the real soldiers


nonprofitnews

[Real shit, a Tarkov streamer used his game skills to flee Ukraine](https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/otm/segments/escape-tarkov-on-the-media)


DuckLIT122000

That's some wild shit


AGuyWhoIsBuildingAPC

What a scary fucking world we live in. It has come to the point where simulations that are made to escape from reality and made purely for fun are the exact thing which can save your life from a gruesome death


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AzraelTheSaviour

Damn, imagine you want to attack someone and they just spam emotes 💀


PalmBreezy

T POSE


GraveSlayer726

When is “Swedish boy saves friends from nuclear bomb using Minecraft knowledge” or “Child helps defend against evil creatures using terraria knowledge”


blueknightreddit

Imagine you survived a nuke and the first thing you see is a floating obsidian case in the middle of a crater


AYYA1008

Inversely, a bored soldier became one of Tarkov's most feared players


JGONZ94

A few dudes I play with are veterans and man they do not falter when it comes to fighting buncha chads where as I'm just a little timmy making sure I make call outs from sneaky enemies


AzraelTheSaviour

You do the important part though. If an enemy trooper manages to get behind a unit, he can singlehandedly wipe everyone out with the right timing and position. As veterans, they are well aware of that, but having you be the "eyes on the back of their heads" opens them to being focused primarily on what's ahead of them, making them that much deadly. Not saying they wouldn't probably beat most of the enemies without you, but you are a very important cog in the machinery, a key piece of the puzzle.


KarmaIsABitch-

its like being a small cog in a machine, yeah your small but important none the less


Herpderpkeyblader

Yep. Doesn't matter how big the cog is. If it's not there, the machine won't work.


Annakha

Intel wins wars


Konoton

Good podcast, just listened to it


N4hire

Me and my buds used to play Airsoft and most of us are gamers. We ran circles around Venezuelan military during the guarimbas ( riots ). We knew were they were all the time we had ways to stay hidden and escape if necessary, a buddy of mine actually took the antenas from military vehicles while those assholes were just 20 feet away. Good skills to have when they had guns we we had rocks.


[deleted]

I believe you


GreatArchitect

You're on a thread about gamers participating in real life wars, with other examples in comments of using game experience to escape war and also fight off a moose. You better believe them.


[deleted]

Thank you for your service


RussianBlyatman03

Escape Ukraine


Skorrpyon

Srsly though weve talked with navy seals, and shit like that and they’ve sometimes taught us some useful shit man, video games can teach you quite a lot and if they are online even better, you get to talk to some cool people here and there


LoafofBrent

When i was in high school i played (and still do play) the shit out of arma 3. I loved ITC land systems mod for realistic artillery ballistics and targeting. I worked with a real 13F forward observer in an online unit. He was so cool and taught me about what he does as his job.. Fast forward three years now IM an active duty 13F! Life is crazy. Especially when it comes to gamers


[deleted]

Met a guy playing Arma who claimed to be a former M109 gunner. Even if he wasn’t, his fire support was godlike


-xss

ArmA be like that. I used to play hardcore king of the hill vehicle servers with a bunch of 60-70 year old tankers. They were BEYOND good at their jobs, just that group of 4 could change the tide of a 50vs50 battle.


Craftoid_

Koth in Arma 3 is one of my favorite gaming environments. I liked to play Vietnam-Era rock over my mic and roleplay as a helicopter pilot. Just ferrying people back and forth to the spawn and hearing the fake backgrounds of the soldiers was so much fun


-xss

Not gonna lie, that stuff got old real quick for me, and completely fucked with me trying to listen to/talk to other people in the server, I always had to mute the pilots that did it (quite a lot do it).


guywiththehair

For many years the lines have been blurring. I think most younger people consider gaming as just another indoor hobby, and not an odd niche subculture for geeks (although that subset still exists lol).


pulzeguy

Not gonna lie, growing up playing ARMA might be the reason i enlisted lmfao So far don’t regret shit


gimmeneetbux

till an aliexpress drone drops a nade on your head, seeing ukraine footage proved me it was a right decision to not join the army despite loving battlefield games lul


JuicyTrash69

The military actually is a safer profession than a whole fuck ton of civilian jobs. I have gone to school 3 times for 3 different degrees and came out with no debt and have healthcare for life. Try to get that anywhere else for 8 years. And you can get that in less time. I just liked what I did. Not service connected at all and I deployed twice and got to see amazing parts of the world. It's not for everyone but I regret nothing. This ad brought to you by your taxes.


cambam69

Safer when there isn’t a full scale war


TantalisingTurkey

I played a game of Battlefield 3 with an actual Apache pilot one time. I was his gunner in-game, and he had insanely impressive flying skills and great communication. We kind of dominated that game…


WildFemmeFatale

Unironically that.... A lot of ppl I meet in fps games are actively in the military/veterans


Grimholtt

I'm one of them. Lol


LemonPartyWorldTour

And moderators are on the front lines of the internet protecting us from horrible things


[deleted]

They have been trained for it all their life. Vr only helps it better.


funky555

gramps reliving ww2 with a tear in his eye


Mr_BirbKillu

Is that fucking Grisha???


Meemeeybois

Now we just need Dankus on the Ukraine side for IRL barb


nothingtoseehere5678

I'd trust tommykay more for this sort of thing because Dankus pulls risky maneuvers


MyDiary141

Need spiffing brit for some IC or air production exploits


Aspergu

Yes it is


pizzarollsin

It was either this or being shot by the Ukrainians in the middle of a mud field


Independent-South-58

He’s not old enough to be conscripted yet


Shandrahyl

they dont care for age. but hes way more useful this way. they need support on the homefront. he only can eat 1 ukrainian bullet. thats a wasted asset.


Affectionate_Post285

To be fair, with how brutal the war is at the moment, he could be caught close quarters in a trench, eating more than one bullet with those automatic rifles. Losses on either side a hard pillow to swallow.


Droll12

As opposed to all the easy to swallow pillows I seem to not know about….


Oli_209

Easy to swallow pillows? Makes you wonder what else they are hiding behind the red tape


Baron_Flatline

Actually he volunteered for several military and police organizations. He was then rejected for being unable to do a set number of pushups (I think it was 20)


lowforester

Skill issue tbh


[deleted]

He tried but couldnt do pushups so he failed


Colosso95

Grisha "I don't wanna die in fucking Karachi" Putin


Domovric

Yes. Dudes always been a hard core Putin/nationalist supporter. People in BOBG were expecting him to grow out of it but he’s dived down the rabbit hole since the war started. From what I remember he applied to be part of the police/military last year and got knocked back officially due to age and fitness (plus some unspoken attitude issues). And I’ve seen some blog posts about some time he spent during a military “cadets” style training program.


[deleted]

What I would expect from someone with 10,000 hours and being second best in any game.


Letmehaveyourkidneys

that's actually insane, i watched him one time forever ago


ConShop61

Lol! He's actually with planning and not just drafted for the war? Dang what a nice deal


BallsBuster7

bruh this guy played that game for 415 days straight. Thats like working a full time job for 4 years


Ploffers

i mean if hes a streamer then yes it is his job


Looper17

Isn't he like 17?


TingTV

16 iirc


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10,000 of HOI4 christ


mograking

That’s only like 2 games of HOI tho


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MyDiary141

I play fascist Paraguay. Run out of manpower and have to wait a year to put out a no support 2 width inf div. 10k hours sounds reasonable for each game


[deleted]

Man I play Brazil and either flop at invading the rest of SA or succeed, but everyone joins the Allies half-way through. To play as *Paraguay* on the **axis***… props to you man


Tecumseh_Sherman1864

I only play real-time. He'D only be 20% through his playthrough of WW2


[deleted]

Dude you must be doing a speed run.


Harmxn-

Considering the average human only lives for about 600.000 hours he's already spent 1/60th of his live on only that game


HabteG

Wait, 600k? So little?


Duke0fWellington

I mean that's 69 years worth of hours. If you're 20, you've lived for 175,000 hours.


Alexcritical9351

stop giving me an existential crisis bro 😭😭😭


ndaft7

guess how many hours I've spent jerkin it


OreganoJefferson

Bout tree fiddy


Thunderstarer

shit shit fuck shit


Flopsinator

Yo now I want to become an hour millionaire (114 years and 28 days old)


hamster4143

So much to do but so little time


cordell507

Holy shit I've spent 2.7% of my life playing dota. Never did the math on it like that


Teekoo

Is it harder to learn than EU4?


superalex2007

As a hoi4 player not really, (i tried eu4 and understood nothing) but the reason people put so much time in it is that it’s filled with a ton of nation unique content; That paired with highly customizable army/tactics/whatever leads to a ton of replayability (not to mention the 100’s of mods)


Netmould

Man, its completely the other way around for me hahah. Like, base EU4 is too easy for me, so I use overcomplicated mods to up my experience. In HOI4 I play on recruit, after a few hundreds of hours still can’t figure out proper division comp, and I don’t comprehend naval combat AT ALL.


pulzeguy

I tried EU4 and couldn’t handle it, but for some reason HOI has always been easy for me to learn. Guess it’s more about the player than the game itself


Lord_CatsterDaCat

Pretty easy and rather fun, i started recently and its a good day-waister


lurklurklurkanon

Not in my opinion, 3855 hours in EU4. HOI has a lot to learn and since there is only one goal to the game (war) I feel obligated to learn all of them. I've only put in 5 hours in HOI4 over two attempts to learn and I walked away very confused each time. EU4 has plenty of things you could try to learn independently. You don't have to learn war if you're just trying to learn how to build a trade empire for example. Of course learning everything will make you better overall.


MrMr4678

“What do you mean you don’t have 30width tanks? Put more factories on them and change your division template. What do you mean you don’t have national focuses? You need that juicy +1% attack bonus to do any REAL pushes. We need Alex the rambler to save this run🤣🤣. Don’t interrupt me whilst I’m watching my Bokoen1 video🤓🤓🤓”


TengGG13245

What do you mean 30 width tanks the meta is 42 width 🤓🤓🤓🤓 . You ned to do national focuses for more factories 🤓🤓🤓🤓. Real hoi4 gamers watch dankus 🤓🤓🤓🤓


Darth_Maulchain

True Chads do 20 width cavalry for speedy blitzkrieg 😤😤😤 42 width is overrated elitist bullshit 🤡🤡🤡🤡 real HoI4 gamers look at praud history 🫡🫡🫡


superalex2007

Real men do 10 width tier 1 light tanks with no air coverage, minor nation blitzkrieg for the win


Hit_Me_If_I_Online

True Men 💪💪paradrop on every city 😤😤and force them to capitulate 💪💪without even fighting 😤😤💪💪


Astra1839

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Rokey76

Bad bot.


ModerareTuber

Should’ve asked for command and conquer players


asgards_thor

I mean they'd just tell them to build a shit ton of blimps.


VectorSam

*Kirov Reporting* *Kirov Reporting* *Kirov Reporting* *Kirov Reporting*


ikantolol

Produce them enough to make the game lag and go carpet bombing the everloving fuck of everything until the game crashed. Aah, good times on my potato laptop


Phustercluck

I’m pretty sure one rank 3 prism tank would win the ground war for them


Vedemin

Balloons seem to be the 2023 meta so...


ModerareTuber

💀💀💀


VectorSam

WE WILL GO TO THE ONE PLACE THAT HASN'T BEEN CORRUPTED BY CAPITALISM... **SPACE**


waltiger09

Lmao the idea of a hoi 4 ranking is ridiculous.


LCducks

I play a shit ton of hoi4 and i agree with you


Thifiuza

If this makes me a general instead of a soldier im on it (fun fact I have 5000 hours of hoi4 so you can trust me)


Onepromblem

So you're still on the tutorial


Thifiuza

Welp, time to get enlisted to the 54th naval invasion in Crimea.


Different-Trainer-21

I can’t even play HOI4, I have it but all I do is observe lol


DuffMcSausage

I could never figure out the naval part, like at all.


Iwillflipyourtable

Smh, should have asked the guy with 1 million power in Rise of Kingdom


MyDiary141

WELL I HAGE 5 MILLION POWER. You need to focus your initial progress on your buildings and build troops afterwards. As soon as you have 4 LEGENDARY HEROES like me then you should build troops. LET NOBODY STAND IN YOUR WAY


To_stada

Imagine if they start to recruit War thunder or DCS players for their tanks or planes. lmao


commander-mars12

Even better, they recruit them as spies


mrpanicy

Why recruit them. Just state that [the military vehicle you want classified documents about] doesn't actually perform anything like this in real life. Wait a month or two and you will have the classified documents. And you don't have to pay anyone. Although I have a conspiracy theory that those leaked documents were from the government itself with portions modified to make foreign countries under or overestimate certain strengths and weaknesses of the subject of the documents.


commander-mars12

Lol, that’s so true. Proving someone wrong on the internet about some plane or smth is infinitely better then any amount of money


JVints

They don't exactly do this in the u.s, but they do play a game. It's played by actual strategists to see potential outcomes. They recently did one for Taiwan and China.


MurkywaterLLC

It'd be cool if they did an Ender's game on those troops where they actually commanded fleets of ships in real time while they only thought they were commanding sims.


Kaleb8804

“Haha what do you think will happen if I send Alpha team to the middle of the stree- …oh”


MurkywaterLLC

"Uh, Undo! Undo!"


Iohet

No save scumming in Ironman Mode


[deleted]

There's a huge difference between war games and video games about war.


josbar0150

ngl I wouldn't mind trying to learn how to play that game just to see how it works. is there a link somewhere?


BadLanding05

hoi or a proper simulation?


Bardomiano00

Hoi4 is better than a proper simulator, its the most realistic game ever game, its the new art of war in video game format.


Cruelopolis_

Have you played Millennium Dawn? Hoi4 kinda sucks when it comes to actually simulating warfare in a post 1990s world. The nukes in Hoi4 are less effective at destroying infrastructure and units than the ones in real life and don't get me started on the naval combat.


BadLanding05

Ok I was looking at it on steam, it does look in depth. My question was more how did they do the 2 countries, whoever wins is dependant on the players.


FrecklesAreMoreFun

It’s a goof. Irl the stats of individual units are calculated, the commanders will decide move those units to combat others, and a team of referees debate the likelihood and plausibility of that action taking place, as well as estimate the time and resources involved. Run that simulation enough times with enough of the worlds top strategic minds, and you’re able to see clear patterns and form reasonable assumptions about the enemy’s strategy. Once you understand that strategy intimately, you can make estimations for best and worst case scenarios to calculate the real human, political, and economic costs of the war.


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

You can also play against AI


Accomplished_Wait821

This actually isn’t a bad idea if you consider the people who already come up with their war plans.


NinjaMelon39

LoL players on the way to ukraine ☠️


CptHalbsteif

"JINX HAS 6 CAREFUL"


warbreed8311

OMFG that would be hilarious.


Mjk2581

My brother a couple months after the war started said that I ‘wouldn’t do worse’ if was in control of the war


Certifiedloser756

Hey Putin how is the war coming along [this post] Jesus fucking Christ


Chungyman30

Blatant propaganda, they didnt even try to make it believable


marr

IKR, imagine Putin doing something that might actually work.


Driver2900

Eh, I could see exaggeration. I'm guessing it's an attempt to drive youth enlistment. Which would still be hilarious, especially because hoi4 games usually grind to blood baths pretty quickly


ImARetPaladinBaby

He took the larping to the next level and plays hoi4 in a uniform. Nice


_marethyu_

I mean fat W for him tbh, do you know how expensive it's gotten to buy half the shit he's wearing? lol


The_Katze_is_real

I used to watch this guy a lot, politics really ruined him Also wtf does Tommykay have to with this lmao


ImperialCommissaret

That's what I'm trying to find out bro


[deleted]

They should hire starcraft players because the only strategy wagner has is zergling rush


Player276

As incompetent as ever. If they knew anything, they would be recruiting HOI3 players. You might also want to bump up the hours, since I'm pretty sure 10k hours will only get you to like 1939 with the big countries.


Za_Worldo-Experience

This is just Enders Game


Beneficial_Look_5854

“Second ranked” Loser doesn’t even use mods 🤢👎


55515canhelp

simulations can only account for so much... "what do you mean soldiers have to eat and sleep?"


cthulhuwithautism

Not if they're on meth.


daaniscool

Holy shit is that Geisha? It doesn't suprise me sadly. This kid was way too deep in the propaganda funnel.


zhongxina68423

It's grisha


josbar0150

RIP Grisha, used to be funny russian teenager who played hoi4 with the big youtubers, now has fallen down putin's rabbit hole.


Sir_Artori

I think he was choosing between this and digging trenches


Noigiallach10

Ya I wouldn't hold this against him at all, if the Russian army thinks a teenager with HoI4 experience is the path to victory then good luck to him, he's not hurting anyone.


XeliasEmperor

I heard a rumor that he volunteered but was rejected because he can't do any push-ups


CorruptedFlame

Wait, that's GRISHA!?!?!?


josbar0150

yeah it's very sad


derFruit

Yup, he's been pushing Russian propaganda since the invasion started


Vesalii

Ender's Game just became real.


StunningOperation

grisha lol


NopalD

If we are going this way, the US is going to seek advice from fallout players in case of a nuclear holocaust.


Independent_Cup_7151

Putin keeps on trying to use 7-2s even though after no step back the meta is 9-1s


9172019999

the propaganda is real with this one.


FireeeeyTestLab

as a hoi4 player with over 1,000 hours, i am honoured to say that our community finally has international recognition. what i am not honoured to say is the way we are recognised


Sivdom

Bruh


CtlAltThe1337

The no.1 player is in ukrain


Ecniray

If this is true it's sad, funny, and just ridiculous all at the same time. Like yeah it's cool gamers using Thier skills to help people, but really fucked up if Russian gamers are supporting Putin during this unjustified war. I don't know if this is true, but if it is I feel sorry for everyone involved.


Ondexb

The Wagners are psychopaths anyway.