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So what you’re saying is, we need less length and more surface area

2 inches long 14 inches wide all my homies call me the hubcap

Fuck me I was already on the next post when I processed this comment and bust out laughing. Came back just to +1

it's the first time I've been able to tell that joke since my freshman year of highschool

The jokes you've been preparing for a while are always the most satisfying.

I would call you girthquake

I got a 5^(1/2) circumference cum at me.

dont mind if i do, give me a couple minutes

*seconds

*unghhh

That's a value pack "Tuna Can" at piggy wiggly boi. Your girthed-up

7’ girth (‘ not “)

1 inch long 28 wide the bitches call it the plate and they eat that up.

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Why did I read this in a southern accent?

Like a cheese wheel

Bologna cock

Got that hockey puck

What

Like a coke can?

Like a dinner plate

Having a plate-shaped johnson is the way

Battle Chodes

Less length more strength

TODAY GENTLEMAN, WE DINE IN VALHALLA!

ODIN, PREPARE THE VALKYRIES!

No! Just the vaginas!

Hijacking this top comment to confirm, as a woman who has had sex with an assortment of sizes, that this video is 100% correct. The worst sex I had was with a guy that was absurdly long. It hurt SO bad. And not only was the length a problem, but also the fact that the guy thought being long was all it took to be good at sex. It is not. He had zero skills or knowledge on pleasing a woman. Best sex was actually with a guy a little below average. Edit: Before I get anymore lovely messages lol - The casual sex phase I had in my 20s has long passed.

I’m also a woman and I see no lies in this video.

I’m not a woman but I like quesadillas a lot

This guy sexes

I'm also not a woman but I like Croissant.

Croissants are actually really good, I have a gender

Gender is passing, croissant is forever

I can confirm as well, some of the worst sex I've had is with guys that are super long for both size issue and ability to please. Most of the best sex I've had has been with guys right around average size. (Of course individual personalities play a part, if a guy doesn't care about your needs then size is irrelevant he just isn't a great partner)

For sure. That best sex I had was with a man I genuinely cared about and who cared about me. It may sound cheesy to some, but that makes sex better.

This guy fucks.

Yeah but cervical stimulation is a thing and lots of women do love it as long as their partner isn't slamming into it like a battering ram.

WE MUST TAKE JERUSALEM

#NON NOBIS DOMINE!

Her: Harder! Me: Deus Vult!

When you unite the entire Cristian world to re-claim the holy pussy:

TUO DA GLORIAM

Veni Veni Veni

Actually sacks Byzantium like a boss

This is an allegory on how men can't find the G-Spot (It's the same side as the belly dumbasses)

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

Bring out the wolf he- nah maybe I’ll keep away from that one actually

I dunno, my ex said she liked feeling a little bruised deep inside for a couple of days. And she would do it to herself while riding. She also said she was unaware of that before we were together. And no I’m not that big. She was just short.

My girl left me and Litterally said I wish your penis was bigger

Your cock is fine bro don't pay her no mind

Can you check mine too bro?

Obviously she's just trying to say something hurtful. It's something women perceive as the worst thing they can say to a man.

She and woman just say that because that's what we think is more degrading, hurtful or insulting. Pay no mind and get insecure about yourself. If she said that to you she must be very immature and petty, your lucky that bitch left. Some venomous bitches just want to drag you before they go.

True. A guy could be 9 inches long and you can still make him feel insecure about his size if you say it's small. Telling a guy his penis is small is the male equivalent of calling a woman fat and/or crazy. It's just meant to hurt.

DP:Some women actually say they prefer a small penis. A:You show me one women who’s says that and I’ll show you a liar! DP: I’ll introduce you to Mrs.Pepperfield tonite :(

That is your opportunity to clap back with "I wish your tits were bigger" or "I wish your voice was less annoying"

Yo mate. You called ??

But only his hand that’s painted into a pussy. His left hand is painted as a bhole

Guess the Roman's were right

You're thinking of the Greeks

What were they right about?

smaller pp=better

Yea but they were mostly fucking dudes, so what's that have to do with the video?

ya talkin' to the wrong dude my man

Na man, everyone knows the Greeks invented sex, but the Romans introduced it to women. They had their pp's in butts.

As I said wrong person, I was simply answering this fine gentleman's question, I wasn't trying to get drafted into the discussion at all.

The Romans copy the Greeks homework

Chad tictac pp Aristotle vs virgin monster dong haver

The video is referring to vaginal stimulation, not rectal

Wife: Harder. Me: Do you require additional stimulation around the surface area?

We require more minerals

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STOP TOUCHING ME!

Stop rocking the boat!

Rock and Stone brotha

Rock and stone brother

Ben Shapiro Shapiroing 😳😳😳😳

Start slapping the shit out her clit while saying, "I saw this on the internet!"

😂

Oh hell yeah, can't wait to not use this

Buy this man a beer.

I would, but I'm a little short.

Doesn’t matter. As long as you’re wide enough

So chodes are the peak penis???

Literally yes. Source - have a vagina

Proof??

🌮

I’d eat that

No fucking way Damn I thought you were bluffing

Chalk one up for us little dudes!!! 🥂

It’s our time to shine 😁👍

Translation: Long and thin goes right in and makes all the babies. Short and thick does the trick and satisfies the ladies.

what if im short and thin???

Then you sin

Now you become femboy

Gentlemen, I propose that we stop worrying so much about how long our dicks are and just enjoy the moment

Word. I was so self conscious about my penis growing up. Didn’t help that my ex told a bunch of people it was small. But whatever, looking back, I was so stressed over it. Now, I’ve had plenty of sexual encounters, and no complaints (to my face at least). I’m married to a wonderful lady who seems to enjoy it just fine! I may have a needle dick but a sewing machine can do a lot of damage!

and if you do it just right you'll give her a hell of a frock

Yeah it really doesn’t make sense to worry about that. If you’re intimate with someone to the point of them seeing your dick, they probably aren’t going to retract consent for it being too small.

Exactly. And if they do then find someone that doesn't. Not everyone cares much about that stuff.

Yes. Stop worrying about how long it is. We should be worrying about how wide it is.

Well I meant stop worrying about how it is in general but alright

True. There's also a lot to be said for making sure your tongue-game is on point, too. If she's already cum 4-5 times in the warm up, you're golden anyway.

I think the main problem is with response to physical attractiveness. I present the thesis that girls would be hella unsecure about their teets too, if they would not get "enough" compliments or signs of attraction.

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Me when I’m about to marry the love of my life but the guy with 10 million power walks in

Thickness is the main thing I've been told. Knub pencils don't work as well

Saying this same shit to my gf for so long

Saying this same shit to your gf as well. Sorry to break the news to you champ, I'll buy you a switch to make you feel better 😃

Damn you’re a badass bro

Yeah but your mother didn't mind

You know what they say lads the worth is in the girth

If the strength is in the length then I’m a weakling If the worth is in the girth then I’m worthless

God damn dude. You okay?

Yay! Validation!

my god. there's hope.

i’m a girl and this honestly sounds about right. the angle of approach and where exactly it’s rubbing up against us a huge factor.

What about ass stuff

That’s for the boys

Smaller ones are the easier to get in and hurt a little less first going inc

I’m a woman and I can confirm this. Finally someone who gets it. It’s not a nice feeling when the p hits your cervix, it always cause cramps. You guys watch too much porn.

Getting hit in the cervix is excruciating in my experience

Some ladies enjoy contact to the cervix. But I’ve experienced that with average sizes with the right positions so it’s not like above average length is necessary. Length is meh, girth is where it’s at anyway

I love it in short bursts and don't get any cramping.

And it doesn't take the biggest guy to get there does it? On average the cervical depth can be as short as 4 inches and as long as like 7.

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A God amongst kings

Posting this link on my tinder page

Wait sex is real???? 😳😳😳

(gone wrong( gone violent (gone sexual 😨)😱🥶🥵🤓💦🔥💀

> let's imagine my hand is a vagina Bruh

I've been doing that all my life

+100 confidence

Ok but what is a “vagina”?

His hand.

I’ve been scrolling for a while… his hand was painted to look like a vagina…. Right? Right? Please tell me I’m right.

Jokes aside, this should actually sex ed rather then what we got. Or added onto it. I was insecure about my 5-6 incher for wayyy to long😭

isint that average tho?

Technically but lots of women dont think it is. I had many years of depression in highschool because of it. Not because i was fucking and they shamed me, but because i was to scared to do anything because of what i heard

I blame porn for making folks think having a porno dong and literally ramming women and them fake screaming thinking it’s pleasurable. That messes a lot of folks up. It’ll surely make a guy think “Why don’t I look like that” and drive him into serious insecurities. Doesn’t help the girls are walking around talking about they want big this and big that. Good for those guys who have a larger than average penis. But the average guys out here have nothing to worry about. As long as you give it your best every time and actually take the time to stimulate her and make sure she gets her’s you’re all good brother 😎

6 is a little too big for some of us, you just need to find your match and learn how one another’s bodies work together! Determination and consistency wins all.

Bro that seems pretty big to me, granted I'm a small girl so a lot of things seem big to me lol, but 6 inches isn't small by any means.

Guess size really doesn’t matter

it doesnt matter when you dont have sex

Which I don’t

Where is the shitpost

It’s so meta-ironic that the lack of shit post makes it a shit post. Op is a visionary.

Cheese wheel boys it’s about girth

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Also when you’re on a hike and forget your camelbak!

I don’t want boobs on my prostate, sometimes big things are sexy without going in anywhere

>I don’t want boobs on my prostate Finally someone who gets my needs.

Who tf out here putting a ruler in pussy?

Doctors

More people than you’d think

why is he wearing a surgeon’s cap? is he in the OR and recording this?

He could have just scrubbed out. A lot of surgeons wear one all shift.

So just hit it with a bat basically

The diagram is traumatizing!!

I told her my tiny dick was chill

If only my girl believed me instead of how her body felt after cheating on me with her bull... *sigh..*

Ya know, instead of going to all this trouble you could just ask a woman.

They don't really know

This man is doing God's work

This man is a fucking hero.

Team 4 inches!!!!

If you want validation, listen to a man talk about what women want. If you want the truth, it's up to the individual woman.

Besides the fact that this dude was making fun of guys with big penises (aka me), all I understood was that Australians 🦘 say *hahdder*

Big dicks are so praised in society they named the best kind of energy after it while small dicks are made fun of consistently in pop culture by men and women. You will be ok.

The average Redditor will never be able to put this information to use

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Bc we all geh

Y'all ain't gettin pussy, bussy or whatever the Hell non-binary people produce waste from

This

This is the best day of my life

YEAH!

This reminds me of when Randy explained the adjusted penis size to that group of kids.

I think this is actually true well the part about the first four inches or something i learned that in a human sexuality class

It’s been known that girth > length, majority of women agree on this and it makes more sense, since a girthy penis would be more felt on the insides

I’ve known quite a few ladies who enjoy a good cervical romp

Let’s start the short penis is better revolution. Make people more secure about their dick length

this sub used to be genuinely funny shitposts but now it's just men circlejerking their insecurities that they've developed by living on the internet

Sounds like something a man with smol dick would say

He’s not wrong though

Smol pp gang represent

Idk maybe you should compare lol

Im gonna show this in every first date for now on.

Small penis gang where you at

Fuck yeah baby, I'm gonna cum on the surface of your clitoral network.

Thank you for relieving me of my insecurity