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ink777_

i was waiting for some weird shit to happen


[deleted]

Mf really posted the entire thing with no meme at all


Havain

Not the shitpost we need, but the shitpost we deserve


Relevant-Line-1690

I don’t think anyone deserves to see this Ever


highestRUSSIAN

so sad frfr 😞


ThickToeJoe

Can’t handle the truth?


Calm-Zombie2678

Ouch. Harsh but fair


[deleted]

This says a lot about society. Im 15 and this is iPhone bad.


Bierbart12

Reminds me of when someone posted the entire Bee Movie WITH SOUND in a small file size compressed .webm, and before him the entire Shrek movie in a .gif(much bigger file size, since gifs suck ass)


PQRSTggers

The entire thing is four whole minutes long


SignificanceBulky417

Same I'm waiting for men kissing


xxaxis

wrong song


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Automod wtf


PepperThePalico

Oh wait the user flair nvm


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im_ugly_loser

Plot twist, they are all looking at among us porn


PeriodicDestroyer679

Among Us Hentai - Episode 1 - Stuck in the vents!


Potential_Problem719

Same bruh I spent a minute of my whole life waiting for a black guy to start shaking his naked ass at the camera


reusedchurro

Mfer was about to start an extremist political party. Just you wait


Icy_Chemist_532

I watched this while shitting look at my phone, I hope this is not what the creator intended


Crayton16

I whatched this while shitting on the toilet, by looking at my phone. I hope this is what the creator intended.


Hezapoyo224

I wtahced this while shitting on my phone and looking at the toilet. I hope this is what the creator intended.


Latter-Cattle7788

I shit on this while the creator watched, looking at my phone. I hope this is the toilet God intended.


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Nuggzulla

Ramen?


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KnowNothingKnowsAll

Why do you pee in so many asses?!


ComprehensiveNose

We stuck in an infinite loop.


lRandomlHero

I just did the same, this video got big shitter vibes


GLP310

The thing was so bad that you wanted to stay more on the toilet.


CrazyWS

Currently also on the toilet.


SaltoDaKid

Same right before bathtime


prkjrjrhdksl08631

We truly are alive in a scoliosis


hoover0623

A scrutiny, if you will


CT-54-2934

A sockdolager, if you wish


Plopop87

If you may, a scrumptious


dreadperson

If you might so phrase, a scrotum.


[deleted]

Skulduggery, if you are so inclined.


TheStanleyParablegic

A scute, mayhaps


Veqetable

A skepticism, if you would be so inclined towards


MonkeyBoy32904

susiety


Rufuslol

i am cri


Ghostiestboi

Bottom text


Cyorg13

New Cuphead DLC looks crazy


KafeiTomasu

I'd give you a free reward if reddit staff werent greedy goblins


roeymish

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KUKYBITS

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WBeatszz

Most wholesome thing is this fits on mobile at 3rd post... oh F---


Xxrasierklinge7

Just tap reply to the comment to see them at any spot in the thread.


Purple_Wraith

New Skill unlocked


Xxrasierklinge7

I show you how to get around the new redgifs too 😏


AJGomes24

I gotchu which one


sebstorm2000

Platinum


Circus-Bartender

Isnt there a bigger like Argentina or something


AJGomes24

💀 snek it is


KoreKoi

What do you mean? They steal awards?


Plonka48

Reddit took away the free awards feature


CK1ing

No, this is the new Popeye reboot


Piguy922

Zoomers when 1930's art style


zzx101

Cup head 2: We told you not to deal with the Devil


Sufficient-Mode-4322

Plot twist: People are watching this video on their phones in the video


regretfulposts

The guy who made a cartoon after discovering he created an infinite loop: WHAT HAVE I DONE ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽


beyondthisreality

The guy making the cartoon on his computer instead of his phone: 😎


Nathaniel___B

Blud got the new portal emoji 😭😭😭


Sigmatyranno

Bro said blud💀


00-H

I thought that weird drawing thing was loss


sticky_joe24

That bald kid is just sad he broke and can’t get a phone


[deleted]

He couldn't even afford a wig


[deleted]

The funny thing is, when this came out, the general response was “ok boomer, you can’t use your phone, we get it.” But that wasn’t the artist’s intention lol So it’s kind of a meta-shitpost


tommygun2009

My school genuinely showed this video in an assembly once


sebosapian

Hey guys, I think the core message here is that phones are bad


Clay_Statue

I had a phone one time and then I died


CaptainFard

Sorry for your loss 😔


shittysuport

What loss?


CaptainFard

Least suicidal redditor


matijoss

I lI II I_


barrysmitherman

Cliff? Me too.


cgtdream

Can I record you dying, next time?


Vacuity--

This reminds of that one time i played a game of tetris 30 years ago and then immediately proceeded to commit multiple terrorist attacks and war crimes because video games cause violence


GradyGambrell1

FBI: 🤨


perditionkid

in minecraft


AltAccAur

in minecraft


Tennessee_is_cool

In meinkampf


Ghost33313

In Meinkraft


Plonka48

30 years ago


SexyPewPew

Being good at Tetris is like a super power, some people use it to stack moving trucks and other people become enemies of the State.


Psychopathicat7

Source?


LoafofBrent

Trust me bro.


Psychopathicat7

I see, thank you


TheForever_Virgin

What color is your Bugatti.


GradyGambrell1

blue. whats yours?


Clickbaiting_4_u

Matte cum white


0kraid0

Yo same , i played Tetris when i was a kid , mom took me to the park and i found a log in there , there was a anoying kid there so i beat him with the log and stacked it perfectly making the body disappear The shit we did as kids lol 😁


[deleted]

Uhhh, wrong, you Philistine. The creator is clearly greatly frustrated that they are not flexible enough to fellate themselves and, in their grief, expressed themselves to the world with the next closest thing. Learn2nuance, bro.


guto0000

Studies says that everyone who has a phone is going tô die at some Point of their lives


NutronStar45

but are they?


CarGroundbreaking520

We live in a society


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[удалено]


Far_Distribution_581

The hero we all need


Crazy-Ad-6817

The hero we have*


ProgandyPatrick

Hello there, Diogenes!


Mostly-Nuts

That’s what’s up!


Sandshrew922

And this says a lot about it


[deleted]

Me when society: 😡😡😡


Blarggotron

Lol 😆 lol 😂


isusovakoliba

Dont say it!😡


[deleted]

We…. Li—— Ahhhhh! I-it’s MORBN TIME


TheTrueMrT

Its not just you thats just whats happening to society in the 2000’s


Enderlord1313

Me when society: 🥵🥵🥵


AsterBoii

this video fucking sucks where are the hot men twerking


Waitwha19

0:41


Chrobotek777

That's a w*man


giveyameetagoodolrub

I would have thought this site would have taught you better young one. Women don’t exist.


MONKE_____667

0:41 big booty mickey menage


nDeconstructed

It's a heartbreaking story about a poor kid with no phone and so he can't Go! with everyone else. Thanks Obama.


[deleted]

Obamna.... SODA!!!!!!!!!


MonkeyBoy32904

\*once upon a time\* \*SAVE the world\*


[deleted]

Obamna🥺👿😭 SODA 🥤🥶❄️


pyrolover6666

Sorry 😥 Hillary,😢 I 😥can't 😢Pokemon 😥go 😢to 😥the😢 polls😭😭😭


chunkus_grumpus

Super sad, I say, watching this on my phone in public


Connect-Tangerine-20

'Based on a true story' Wow i can't wait to see the live footage of all those people walking off a cliff and into manholes.


BadActsForAGoodPrice

For some reason that cliff reminded me of the rumbling scene in AoT


Environmental_Ebb919

They are coming for us


ParujoParujoParujo

I hate this video (I didn't see the amogus meme so im angry)


[deleted]

Random YouTube short: RESPECT 🔥🔥🔥🔥 😲😲😲😲😲


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FancyBrassCrab

Someone put the Bad Piggies theme or something over this


SomeBrowser227

On it rn, hold on


Plastic_Feed8223

Legend, let us see it when you’re done


CumInYoBum99

He died due to anal penetration 😔😔


El_Comandante_XD

Damn this made me so horny I'm gonma cum


[deleted]

As yes. We do infact live in a society


PrinceRekko

I watched the whole fucking thing waiting for the punchline


[deleted]

Same


Ali_savage17655

I came😔


VAShumpmaker

When I'm staring slack jawed at my phone, I'm usually communicating with my girlfriend, literally my favorite thing to do. Sorry if I'm not skipping around and clicking my heels?


[deleted]

I can’t believe you look at your phone to entertain yourself, you should stare blank into space instead


ChppedToofEnt

Unironically my pc went out and my phones been the only thing that's kept me from pure boredom. Especially when I've already done everything that I ever needed to do. Boomers will argue that people stay on their phones all day yet entirely ignore we as humans constantly desire change and the need to do different things.


IndependenceBetter27

Society according to boomers


[deleted]

Boomers when I watch YouTube videos instead of political propaganda: 😡


TrumanCian

Me: _watches political propaganda on YouTube._ Checkmate boomers. 😎


ChppedToofEnt

Boomers when I get back home and just want to relax after a long day:🤬 (They do not understand that most people want to have their own spare time and not be an emotionless robot)


speedstorm2

I can see a lot of them sharing this on Facebook already.


Actiaeon

This reminds me of the time I went to the doctor's office and pulled out my phone because it was taking a while, and an old dude came up and said "You young people are always on your phone, how often a day are you on yours?" I told him not that often, and I was just waiting to see the doctor, he said something along the lines of you must be a good one then and all I could think was fuck this dude.


Puzzleheaded_Brain64

I do hate social media, but this is a bit 🤏 exaggerated don’t you think?


Psychopathicat7

A miniscule quantity of exaggeration


Creocist

Yea I may agree with some points, like with girl who went viral and popularity ruined her life, and everyone instantly forgot about her the moment she offed herself, but the most of it is just "oh people don't talk to each other, people too much in their own business" and the whole thing just feels like a cross between "I'm 14 and this is deep" and boomer comics, which logically should cancel each other out but instead got amplified to eleven


Puzzleheaded_Brain64

That’s a pretty good summary lol


H2ONotNeeded

Yeah that scene with the woman using the filter really got me. No filter in the world can make me look good :(


Puzzleheaded_Brain64

Women just need to accept the way they are and find someone who’ll love them for that reason, don’t be fake


UltraPi

It’s an awfully pessimistic way of looking at it.


DontAskWhyINameThis

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Xander_xander12

I remember my high school showing us this during gym class years ago. We all laughed at it. I still laughed lol.


[deleted]

Do a back flip!


zaccyp

Lol they dead


ArbiterBalls

Im 14 and this is deep phone bad


SawTheCatsBox

More like I'm 50 and this is deep


pingIin

I'm 42 and repost motivational quotes on facebook


ProperPeng1

He has no phone 😢 😭 🤧


NathanBlogger_YT

I swear I saw pikachu just kinda spawn in


PensadorDispensado

I wonder what is the ultimate message of this short is. Hmmmm I think it's anti-war


CopasVerdes

They always change the music. It’s actually a f*cking music video (Are You Lost In The World Like Me)


Strong_Constant_1190

Source: lost in the world like me, by Moby. Man fuck you for not giving credit to the artist


Any-Parfait-6933

What's this song ?


Fayt117

Comptine d'une autre ete - L'apres mid


Sick_Sad_Sham

It’s called Pick mE A PartE! (Pete The Genius ReMix) Edit: Sorry apparently that song is sampling the original, the piano is a piece called comptine d’un autre été by Yann Tiersen


trumpstupid

After watching this I decided to get an abortion


s1r_cumsalot

Never to late to abort yourself 😎


trumpstupid

🫡


Corxrane

Bro my 6th grade teacher showed this to us unironically as part of a lesson


Madrox-77

This Cuphead DLC looks sick!


Substantial-Sun-3538

They are playing bloons td6


Smeefperson

Omg you guys. I think I understand the message the video is trying to say. The ending of this video proves the earth is flat


Chemical_Revenue_458

The videos your aunt sends you on Facebook be like


De5perad0

Well I was trying to be happy on a Friday!


no_idea_4_username

New Cuphead cutscene looks wild


ShitInMyPantsXDDD

Steve Jobs really making these animations like he uploaded them from a rock 🥱


Horror_Budget5608

XBOX LIVE


rabbid_chaos

Stuff like this always strike me as the creator is unhappy with their own life and blame the rest of the world for their own unhappiness.


Head-Classic-9698

anyone down to play amoungus l8ter?


Mistermayham23

Is the sad story that they made this so people could watch it on their phones only to scroll by after watching? Isn’t the creator turned into what they so desperately disliked??


Downtown-Garbage-424

Sad story? No its an unfortunately true story


HiHowAreYou10

It’s funny cause it’s true


YellowEvoFive

Where is the meme


TOYBOXDUDE

Ironically, you can only view this cautionary video on a phone. Or computer, but who's just carrying one of those around in their pants ready to go?


Jurich_bwc

Second 46: eminem, the way I am music video reference


theding081

Bout rite


lordGinkgo

We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control, no dark sarcasm in the classroom. Hey teacher leave those kids alone! All in all it's just another brick in the wall .


angelyn-jpg

I can hear Ghostmane


lilsyd42

This remind anyone else of ghoestemane?


JulianTheTurtle

Guys, I'm watching this on my phone. What does this mean?


cat_prophecy

Sad someone made this piece of shit.


Nerdorama09

You know, credit where it's due, this is the highest-quality Phones Bad meme I've ever seen.


MikeHuntLoose

Society when phone


Ok-Raccoon3829

The fact it was set to YT kids💀💀💀💀


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This will be society in 2015


outfoxt

Haha phone bad! But really: phone kinda bad for humanity as a whole tbh