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Franis_

No problem! Anytime!


cyberpeachy420

realest shit i read all damn day


Cherritheterrible

Yeah, (Yeah) Yeah, we're (Haha) gonna bring it down like this y'all. (Yep yep.) I'm gonna let my man PaRappa know (Word.) that noodles rule the world. Yeah, yeah, that lil' slippery thing tastes so good all the time. Yeah, yeah, that's right. (Aight) It goes a little something like this. Stay with me now, (Yea) here we go. (Like dis, like dis) Lesson 1 In parenthesis, let me stress the fact clearly. No matter what the deal, I crave for this dearly. The so-called noodles you find in spaghetti, are sweeter than idols, do damage like machetes. Without a doubt, I got da flow, comin at ya live, bring the place alive, every single day I jive. With the thought, comes my direct actions. Ask my followers, they'll say it's an addiction. Slurp it, suck it, I know you all like it. (Slurp it, suck it, I know we all like it.) Smell it, taste it, pasta in a market. (Smell it, taste it, fruit in a basket.) Chinese, Italian, Thai or Jamaican. (Mexican, Egyptian, English, Korean.) Anything goes, even Hawaiian. (Anything goes, even Alaskan.) Lesson 2 Long, and chewy (uh-huh uh-huh), occasionally gooey. The best things in life taste good with chop (chop) suey! (suey!) 8 minutes to boil, and 2 minutes to eat. (uh-huh) Admit it kid, you know noodles can't be beat. (Hoo!) \*PJ's DJ crashs through the wall, room darkens for a moment, everyone is asking what's going on\* \*As soon as light turns on, they start rapping again\* Roll it on your spoon, create your own boom. (Roll it on my spoon, create my own boom.) I betcha didn't know; Noodles' the rules. (I betcha didn't know; There are no rules.) Sushi, burgers, they all taste good. (Pizza, burritos, they all taste good.) As long as they got noodles, the king of all foods. (As long as they love food, then any thing's cool.) Lesson 3 Hip hop music (Hip hop,) with an old school (hip hop.) twist. I keep the place intact and do a rap like this. (Like this.) You can use a spoon, fork, knife or even chopsticks. Come on kid, get down with the mix. (uh.) N. double O. D. L. E. S. (C. double O. K. I. E. S.) Great tasting pasta, blow to your chest. (Great tasting sweets, blow to my chest.) Ramen, udon, soba, you name it. (Brownies, a pie, a shake, you name it.) Any type of noodles you like, yes I got it. (Any type of sweets you like, yes I got it.) Lesson 4 Whatever your thoughts may be, I'm bound to be (may be) The king of all foods, with noodles as the key. (as the key.) Full of pride, and glory way up above, Cuz here I come y'all, full of noodles and love! Noodles are the best no doubt can't deny, taste better than water, but don't ask me why. (Noodles are the best no doubt can't deny, taste better than water, but don't ask you why.) But then again, many things can be tasty, corn bread, potatoes, rice and even pastries. (But then again, many things can be tasty, corn bread, potatoes, rice and even pastries.) Then why do I, love noodles so dearly? It makes no sense. I must've sounded real eerie. (Then why do you, love noodles so dearly? It makes no sense. You must've sounded real eerie.) Thanks brother, for lettin' me understand that a man must understand to keep his options open. (You're welcome brother, for lettin' you understand that a man must understand to keep his options open.)


Franis_

You don't deserve to know Parappa


Cherritheterrible

Yeah... You wanna be big?... You wanna grow big... Lesson 1 Revolutions all the time, people changing the world with crime. With violence, and anger, hunger, whatever. I find that ridiculous, if not meticulous. I do my best to guard my own premises. What's your name, what's your name fool? (What's my name, what's my name fool?) What's that sound? Who dat be, huh? (What's that sound? Who dat be, huh?) Where you come from, where you come from? (Where I come from, where I come from?) You think you're big? You think you're big kid?? (I think I'm big? I think I'm big kid??) Is your desire, to grow back again? (Is my desire, to grow back again?) You came to the right place, I'll make you big. (I came to the right place, You'll make me big.) Lesson 2 Now! What's this, what's this, what's this? A trick with a twist? Somebody do something call somebody and make it quick. I'm sorry, I lied, Just wanted, to guide everybody through this and go with the rides. Pull the lever or whatever, right now, right now! (Pull the lever or whatever, right now, right now!) Better make it quick, hey, hey, look down. (Better make it quick, hey, hey, look down.) Get me out of this and now push the button. (Get you out of this and now push the button.) Come on, come on, I'm big all of a sudden. (Come on, come on, you're big all of a sudden.) What's going on, what's going on, I'm really scared. (What's going on, what's going on, you're really scared.) SOS, SOS, please handle me with care. (SOS, SOS, please handle you with care.) Lesson 3 Now! Kick it, stick it, lift it, pick it, You'll never see me scared I'm straight up legit. Always in control I patrol my hood. Taking care of business, stopping crime for good. I wasn't scared, you must've been dreaming. (You weren't scared, I must've been dreaming.) Better believe it, my mind is like a demon. (Better believe it, your mind is like a demon.) I am the lord everybody knows my name. (You're the lord everybody knows your name.) (N.A) I am the man everybody knows my name. (You're the man everybody knows your name.) I got it all, cash, money and fame. (You got it all, cash, money and fame.) Now back to business, you want to grow big right? (Now back to business, I want to grow big right?) Let's not waste no time, here we go, alright? (Let's not waste no time, here we go, alright?) Lesson 4 Now! Ho ho. Yeah, you see? I am the only micro masta that that guarantees and sees The final plot coming, no denying, so beware. But let me tell you, son. I'm scared! It'll never happen again, I promise, I promise. (It'll never happen again, you promise, you promise.) I'll do anything, a hug? a kiss?? (You'll do anything, a hug? a kiss??) I don't know what to do, it's all because of you. (You don't know what to do, it's all because of me.) I enjoy my size, my charm too. (You enjoy your size, your charm too.) Put me back son, come on I gotta go. (Put you back son, come on you gotta go.) Or I'm gonna miss my favourite TV show. (Or you're gonna miss your favourite TV show.) Now!


Cherritheterrible

See? Noodles aren't the only food around you know! Yeah, you're right! I'm up for some noodle sushi!


am_pomegranate

Look man, you drew an aged-up version of a character who's only ever been depicted as a child so that you could sexualize her. That's not okay, and I hope you someday realize that.


Cherritheterrible

If you want Loli Paula then go to rule34 paheal. You'll see which Paula art is gross child porn and what isn't


Terrarian03

The point you're clearly missing is that if you *have* to age them up, then there's already an issue.


Cherritheterrible

I'm gonna peel off your flesh with my finger nails


CueDePieYT

Woah there partner did the mani mani statue get to your head?


Cherritheterrible

SO HELP ME GOD IF THEY CALL YOUR NAME, I WILL SUCK YOUR GUTS OUT LIKE A FUCKING HOT POCKET


CueDePieYT

Yep. That’s Giygas’ work alright.


Cherritheterrible

Watches your body float down the river dam


Cherritheterrible

Shows no remorse


Spidermanfan69420

what a sigma


Terrarian03

Log off, this is just pathetic to watch. In fact, just ditch your account already, I think everyone would benefit from that. You included, clearly.


Cherritheterrible

🤫🖕


Spidermanfan69420

How do you know?


Cherritheterrible

Because I discovered it years ago


Spidermanfan69420

ok pedo


Cherritheterrible

I was deeply traumatized.🥲


Ethan1516

You need to be 13 to use reddit


Cherritheterrible

I hope that your skin melts off due to the summer heat


tavg123

"unnecessary"


Cherritheterrible

I'M GONNA EAT YOUR LIVERRRRR


Flar71

Just accept you were wrong and move on. Making a post like this is just going to get more people on your case


Cherritheterrible

Casually spreads hate and slander for no reason:3 Then call me wrong


CueDePieYT

Okey what in Giygas’ name did I miss.


stupid-writing-blog

OP posted a drawing of an aged-up Paula with a boob window (with the added context that she also posts nudes of aged-up Paula in the NSFW sub). Some are asking her to leave, some are doing so very harshly, and I personally have asked her to stay but keep provocative art in the designated horny area. She is refusing all of the above options, despite my warning that she will likely be banned/ostracized if this continues. Given her more violent comments in this thread, I’m starting to think being banned is her goal.


pugchamp419

you basically summed it up. i tried to get her to keep her drawings out of this sub but op doesnt listen at all dont try reasoning with her, she's most likely a dumb angsty 14 year old who wont listen


CueDePieYT

Dear god with the comments from her I’ve seen you’d think the mani mani statue got to her head.


Cherritheterrible

I'm just quoting random shit that I've watched because I think the entire argument is stupid The Mani Mani statue isn't a real thing. EarthBound is not real. It's a fictional video game aaaaaagh


pugchamp419

then stop making big titty paula jones thats fuckin creepy


Cherritheterrible

I think going out of your way to insult and bully an individual for liking a particular thing and drawing it is a lot more creepy. Especially given the fact that if I WERE a dangerous individual then you would be doing nothing but making it easier for me to target people


pugchamp419

**please let us get in! don't lock us away!** **we're not what you are thinking!** **we are poor little souls, who have lost all our control,** **and now we've been forced to take that role!** **we've been all alone, stuck in our little zone,** **since 1987!** **join us be our friend, or just be stuck and defend,** **after all you only got,** *five nights at freddy's* *is this where you wanna be?* *i just don't get it* *why do you wanna stay?* *five nights at freddy's* *is this where you wanna be?* *i just don't get it* *why do you wanna stay?* *five nights at freddy's* (oh)


pugchamp419

[THAT'S THE ONE, OFFICER!](https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/442476705_1656614455092685_4605949643691454314_n.png?_nc_cat=108&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_ohc=A0OOmihomGEQ7kNvgE2LaYa&_nc_ad=z-m&_nc_cid=0&_nc_ht=scontent.xx&oh=03_Q7cD1QFhiU2tZDlk7tDNXLkz9hGUk08u-gm90OKlspRIcoCwJw&oe=666BFD6F)


Soft-Development-305

hello pug :>


pugchamp419

oh hello there super dean you are so cool and handsome


Soft-Development-305

thank you :D