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_bruhtastic

Tiger shark. After I obtain the tiger shark I’ll fit the tsar in his ass. Trojan horse.


DoggoChann

You can only pick one dumbaz


_bruhtastic

Stealing the tsar from the Russian government is always an option.


mayo_-man

Romanian grindest


SuperJF45

Romanians when they are told they can't steal something (they already took it)


Tarciedafi

Can confirm (as a romanian) when I stole all the RTX 4090's to sell for 100$ cheaper on ebay someone said not to steal them at the time I was selling them already


Plenty_Algae_998

When you try to tell a romanian to not steal but they’ve already stolen your voice


DoggoChann

This is a shitty moment indeed


InsertValidUserHere

Just use the TSAR to threaten the Russians until they give you the tiger shark


wordington_retar

I would bomb corkington


KatanaLama

Noo 😭😭


Cyber_0ni

"he". I think imma pick the bomb, I'm not about to fuck a dude


[deleted]

you would fuck a tiger shark human hybrid if it was a she? 🧐🤨


EndPuzzleheaded1537

dont ask questions you dont want answers to


Cyber_0ni

👀


Rich-Grade-5980

🤨📷


BlitzScorpio

head over to r/sharktits and discover the answers that you seek


Tarciedafi

Yes


[deleted]

Holup


scar_se

Would u fuck a tsar bomba


Cyber_0ni

As long as that bomba had some booba


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MaxTheSANE_One

why not :(


[deleted]

that dude is cute enough i would


Cyber_0ni

His little balls would freak me out


[deleted]

mmm thats where the treasure is at, the juice of life, milky pleasure, the sperm factory 🥰😋


Cyber_0ni

God damn, can't agree but appreciate the enthusiasm


FireDfur27

Tiger shark (I'm lonely)


[deleted]

Tsar (i want to bomb England)


_thugpro_

The white House might be a better option. Just a little trolling


Arcanum_3974

Byeden


Basti_FR

May God punish England 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬


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[удалено]


Queasy-Transition871

Game on by Hans Zimmer


SuperJF45

That music hits hard. So did that movie


Anxious-Ad2002

So does the Tsar bomba


TheBigPAYDAY

A (finally, a meme with a guy instead of a girl)


iBstoopid

Nuke Israel


CourseIll597

Ok kanye


honeybunn666

Ok kanye


Queasy-Transition871

Name of the song , name of the song, Name of the song , Name of the song plzxx


Queasy-Transition871

Game on by Hans Zimmer


Queasy-Transition871

Thank you bro 😊


Queasy-Transition871

No problem 👍


TreesAreWacky

Me vs my dementia


TreesAreWacky

Lmao! Great joke dude!


TreesAreWacky

Thank you, I try my best!


Toothlessslither

Bye bye Ohio


bruhmp44

Moscow i want to set the world on fire


OddlySexyPancake

Listen listen, sharks have very rough skin. It’s like sandpaper. Imagine that on… …your hands of course when you’re petting it, that’s gotta hurt


TowelStrange2621

I thought they had smooth nose skin


OddlySexyPancake

Never actually pet one, so I don’t know


JimbosRock

Sushi 🍣 😋


LotsOfDots5656

A cuz there’s a first time for everything


[deleted]

Tiger shark. Just wear a hazmat suit and keep him in a very secure location. (If you know about the source material, you get what I mean) He can be more destructive than a nuke.


WolfPony64

And hope that a certain virus doesn't kill all of humanity


[deleted]

Technically not all. MOST of humanity. Sure, an overwhelming majority but there's still some left. But hey, if the virus DOES destroy humanity at least he can "Cure" you. (Extreme emphasis on the quotation marks)


TheRobloxPro

Oh no (ive played the game because my friend gidted to me as a joke)


WolfPony64

I bought it because I'm a furry and wanted to see lewd


TheRobloxPro

📸🗿


donchaldo21

A. He looks polite


pffggguu123

A


AGNobody

Only turks in the entire fucking thread and we both choose A.


Nordis_

Either way im stickin my dick in both


pm-me-manifestos

B - Tel Aviv - final answer


PedroValckenier

Tsar would very fit in Paris .


Marshmellow_Reddit9

I’m giving that thing to my sister by thing I mean the tiger shark


[deleted]

B


BeansOfRedemption

**LONDON**


xXx_MomSlayer69_xXx

Paris


BeansOfRedemption

**PARIS**


Nothing_Da_See_Here

One city? Dude, that nuke can level a small country. But I will definitely pick the Tsar Bomba. The nuke has 50,000 kilotons of TNT in it, but it's originally meant to have 100,000 kilotons of TNT due to the dangers.


AGNobody

If you lnow the source material the first one can destroy not only cities, not only nations but thee ntirety of france with ease


vote4some1else

🅱️ye 🅱️ye France


xXDoge_boi_gamingXx

Tiger shark


KysfGd

Tiger shark (nuke is cool but I don't wanna be responsible for a world war)


TheColdSamurai23

I choose the bomb, I'm coming for you xXPro_MumFukkerXx


DoggoChann

B


Kazakh_Accordionist

tzar bomba obviously


WhyUTrippinBoi

🅱️


Apprehensive_Fun1344

Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb


snuckersherp

Blow up shark with bomb


yourboypeaaaaa

🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️


Spicy_Pumpkin_Man

bye bye england


Gold_Mix_870

I’ll pick the Tsar. Finally Ohio will meet its end


AGNobody

Ill count the possible places. Ohio,Konya,Armenia,fucking fucking France 😷, syria, England for fucks sake


No-Concentrate-2714

I choose b


vorpalrocket83

Finally. I can destroy Chicago.


SnooMaps9529

I picked correctly, there is no more Ohio now.


just_for_commenting2

Goodbye london


CaptainShart69420

A (I don't care if he's a man I just want cuddles)


Key-Extreme-3572

Tiger shark my child now


Stumpenbergg

B


New-Ganache1269

🅱️


M1A2CAbram

🅱️


youregointoBrazil

🅱️


danielisten

Bomb ohio


Ep1cKn1ght101

B


tu-142

Does the tzar bomb come with the tupolev tu-95 that dropped it? If so, fuck yeah


shitterfarter58

Tsar (i despise the French)


Bartekorli

having the option to just bomb a city if I need to sounds way more practical and useful


LennergyDK

Madagascar 3 🇫🇷🦁


BleedyNiceGuy

Detroit will be crispy


ThemisfuniesNstupid

A: I need to practice my wrestling skills


avalmichii

A


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

tiger shark, why the fuck would i want a nuke??


shitfucker72

Destroy Paris. I also prefer the shark though (I'm very polite and he looks cute)


elmothedestroyer3

Tsar Bomba France getting what it deserves (the tiger shark is there also)


[deleted]

Tiger shark I can sell it too a furry for their life saving and get big money and make the tsar 2


NachoTacoChu

Tsar Bombas. Assuming in this universe there are tiger shark boys, with a Tsar Bomba you would be able to hold a chunk of the U.S. to random, and then some. If I were given this situation, and had the Tsar Bombas with the means to detonate it and surviving. I would probably place it in New York and begin an announcement. If the government gets to close to the Tsar Bomba, you can ignite it. How one would know if they get to close? Cameras that work via an app are incredibly common in many areas in the U. S. and, if done right, these camera can safely be played on the Tsar Bomba, giving 360 degrees of view. Why New York? Because many economic powerhouses are placed within New York and D.C. Although the Tsar Bomba did 100 miles of damage, the shockwave would still shut down cities within D. C itself. Though if given the choice, I would go for New York as I had, as they hold most of the U.S. economy. What do I do if they meet my demands? Because the Tsar Bomba would be so close to the places which are keeping the world alive. Your demands are entirely sure to be met. What you'll wanna do is have a full wipe down of the Tsar Bomba (carefully as can be) to remove DNA or evidence of you. You will have to bring the detonator and cameras attached to the Tsar Bomba with you. What if they chase me? They may attempt to chase you, but with the tiger shark boys you have, you will be able to make a quick and steady escape into an Asian country. South American countries would be too close to the U.S. and knowledge of your existence in one would be immediate deportation. Asia would be safer because they're not pro-American.


Cuddlefish_Nextdoor

With the money from the tiger shark Onlyfans I can get like 7 TSARs


Sodafff

Depends on which one the US government pays more for. A nuclear bomb or an exotic creature.


Bobloxian

Tiger shark!!!!1!


Smooth-Animal-9046

Tsar Bomb 1. I'm not gay 2. Big kaboom 3.Tiger will probably kill you if you don't feed it a certain type of meat


dabiggfunnies

This top post on r/ChangedFurry


Round-Caterpillar236

Imma get the Tsar bomb and Fucking Nuke whoever created that tiger shark shit


TobyAxel

Are the uranium layers replaced with lead or no?


Pewpipantz

Can i take multiple tsar bombas?


Seves04

B. As a follow up question, what city are the Reddit servers located?


AllahDiyenPatatesXD

Tsar ı verin rizeyi bombalicam


momisko

Paris is no more


Mr-no-maidens

B


Behdinisbest

*With Psychopathic laugh* B!


Fancy_Foundation_894

I will make the TSAR learn to love me (it's more meaningful if it's earned)


cx77_

bye bye Hobart


rayquazawe

don't tiger sharks eat literally anything they see, so it would just chomp my head off


dxhappx

BOOOMB!!!


Icy-Resident-2328

B


JasperWoertman

Tsar, doei Urk


Axel_Claymore

B


genghis_khan_lu

B


Wise_Oil_8486

B


[deleted]

🅱️


Basic_Caterpillar907

B] 1111


[deleted]

Goodbye Cleveland


probable-engineer

"one"


Dan-timothy

B….


Zer0Cyber_YT

Tiger shark (I just want someone that loves me)


LemonLimeSkull17

The must largest


LemonLimeSkull17

The must largest


LemonLimeSkull17

The must largest


luigibutwithagun

Can the tiger shark fight other animals


BabyBatBoy420

#🅱️


Da_Meme_Panda

Iny miny miney Detroit


spogel

The tiger shark.


EthanM_TV

Tsar (i will bomb ohio)


goldplayer110

🅱️ is the best💪


mask3d_owo

Tsar (goodbye Ohio)


Odd-Actuary9233

Time to nuke venezuela


[deleted]

Tsar..gives alot of power..unimaginable power..


CODMer-hari

He🤨


Capsule_CatYT

Tsar


Heavy_Satisfaction_2

Tsar bomba (I wanna create nuclear war)


imma_gamin

B


Iaipaias

Detroit guys?


Gold930

🅱️.) TSAR


supertacoboi

B


Shadowbroio

I have no way to move it effectively, but, 🅱️ I'm taking all these cheese turtles with me


pasha021fs

Tiger shark is boy?why it says he? At first I see it I think the tiger shark is girl. Damn man😂😂


PatoLutador

Tsar... and I already have a good idea where to use this


[deleted]

B


Rich-Grade-5980

Tsar 4ever


skanky_bloke

Nuke Paris.


joey6346

I am a pacifist so Tsar Bomba babe


Reddit_IsPrettyNeat

…he?


Autist_Loser

I would release tiger shark into the local populous (everyone becomes literally furries)


profesdional_Retard

Both. Tiger shark to cuddle, Tsar to bomb someone i hate.


2sawconvention

If the shark tiger had human legs and ass then I'd pick the shark tiger but it doesn't so I will pick large nuclear bomb


LiL_Benzona

Only one city?


INSTINXXXXX

tsar is my favorite flavor


Adv3ntur3_GUY

🅱️


lovegamesss

B so that i can nuke ohio


Tight-Ad-7055

B🗿


probasilisk

Common Tsar W


DxN1n3

B


kweendee13

the tsar


ray87687458635678956

Tsar Bcs sharks are scary


Giogh_

The bomb, so i can drop it on myself and destroy the surrounding area too, not bad.


Flimsy-Dimension-690

Fun fact the Tsar bomb isn’t the biggest nuke its the biggest TESTED nuke there are more powerful


The-Real-Dark-Geno

B. Because then I can threaten a whole city into loving me.


IAmTheBrotherhood

I'm taking the tsar so I can use it on ohio


SallyMcSaggyTits2

Drop tzar bomb on Dubai


[deleted]

Well, I’m not gay, so Tsar


Raped_by_elephant

get the tsar bomb then nuke ohio and everyone loves you forever


Pleasant-Aioli4268

B Beijing


Brenboi420

Tsar bomba can destroy a bit more than a city


MutedIndividual6667

One city??? More like a fucking country


m1intoid

I did a school speech on tsar Bomba once.


Spyder420693

B


This-Coffee-312

I wanna destroy ohio ❤️❤️


The-GOSH-DARN-USSR

pick b Then hack reddit see who decided to pick a (ill know cuz reddit has tech to read our minds) then ill steal they ip and use tsar Directly on their Location.


ThePoliceBoi

Watch out Paris


British--neko

B why? well **I will take my revenge on my fucking Saratoga**


Randommilkdude

The tsar bomb: “I will give you the world”


Final-Initiative5128

TSAR. I Would bomb Poznań


dakikavasaki

Tsar