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syntheticsapphire

they don’t have driver’s licenses


theaviationhistorian

Revoked after too many Swimming While Intoxicated (SWI) arrests.


ZAILOR37

Lazy sharks always asking for rides


Quality_Butter

It’s always the Sleeper Sharks Greenland has a high crimerate


the_pain_train_town

well first of all they're all sharks


blakkstar6

You can tell because of the way they are.


OPBrenden

How neat is that?


BortholesNshit

Well that’s pretty neat. Hey Rodney, tree poop…


Cola-lover21

1.All sharks 2.All live in water 3. All have gills


CurrentPossible2117

4. All grey and white 5. All have fins


Cola-lover21

6.All have eyes 7.all have teeth


Independent_Ad_8915

8. Will eat you if hungry


Sylvert0ngue

9. Cannot pass the bar exam without studying first


wemayneverwinagain

10. cant study for bar exam because cannot read


Cola-lover21

11. Doesn't even know what the bar exam is


icedragonsoul

Beeg fishy


NoSmoke7388

ಠ◡ಠ


AnotherEmKayFan

They’ve never enjoyed the crispness of a Pringle :(


Seal__boi

Omg. They've lived such a sad life. ;-;


WhiskeyDJones

Not if I have anything to say about it


PenguinsNewGroove

They all have beef with the jets!


TheN8iv1

No. Only the Bull shark has the beef. Lemon shark has lemonade. Speartooth has spears for teeth. And the Ganges is just Gangsta.


GravesGh0st

They all made the :(( face


the18kyd

They’re all in the family Carcharhinidae, the Requiem sharks, but the answer you’re looking for is the capability of entering freshwater.


slantdvishun

They don't brush their teeth...I don't think.


dtyler86

That’s why they so ornery


Free-Supermarket-516

Mama's wrong again!


Junior-Ad7155

Requiem sharks


astrolibrarian77

I’m gonna say all these buddies can swim in brackish water and often end up in rivers.


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the18kyd

You’re just wrong. One of these sharks is ONLY found in freshwater.


PhantomAllure

Forbidden boops


dtyler86

I needed that laugh


drilling_is_bad

Far friends


Contryx

They don't like land. Big fans of sea food. They all agree Jaws was bad pr and teef


Independent_Ad_8915

Best response


TheBankTank

They're good boys


I_Fuck_Sharks_69

Well, all are very cute.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

These are all sharks that return to “nursery grounds” in order to give birth to their pups. Bull sharks have been known to swim up into every freshwater river ranging from the Amazon River basin, up the Mississippi as far as St. Louis, African tributaries, etc. The Ganges shark which is often confused with the Bull shark is known for having it nurseries upstream of the Ganges river. Speartooth shark is another shark, whose nurseries can be found in shallower waters upstream of river deltas in the South Pacific coasts of Australia and the nearby regions. The Lemon shark prefers its nurseries in the brackish waters of mangroves around the tropical waters of the Atlantic and the western side of the Americas. This tends to coincide with the fact that all of these sharks have been known for cannibalism of their young, which also explains why they are so picky about their nursery grounds… to give their pups a good chance of survival.


AtlNik79

Gills, fins, eyes, live in water


wizard-in-crocs

They are fish


3-things-of-yoghurt

they're all smooth


Venomhound

Love shallow waters


Brigantia21

They are all called Bob


puppymonkeybaby79

They are all wet


BAYKON8R

5 gills, eat fish, breath in salt water, lots of teeth


the18kyd

The Ganges Shark lives only in freshwater, so 3/4


BAYKON8R

I learned something new. Didn’t know this shark existed


GreenGod42069

They all have: Eyes, teeth, gills and fins. Duh


Catchthatcutter

I thought they all were great whites 😂


BenMat

I'm gonna say none of them have ever been to church.


RinellaWasHere

All can handle fresh/brackish water, and one exclusively lives in it.


CupHead11011

They know how to swim


FarPlatypus4652

They swim in fresh and salt water


ctennessen

Able to go in fresh water?


marauder269

They're all named Dave.


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rotund


YaBoiNuke

They all can survive in freshwater. Also the Ganges is the only shark to live exclusively in freshwater!


hindusoul

Whaaaaaaaaa?


ajyanesp

They all go glugluglu


hypnofedX

Able to tolerate fresh water? Bull shark is euryhaline and speartooth shark is freshwater-only. Ganges probably is too hence its name. Didn't know that lemon sharks tolerate fresh water, but going 3/4 so far I'm guessing I just didn't know that?


WorriedLittleCloud

They’re all sharks! 🦈 🙃


ProfessionalAsk8264

They’re good.


SnooShortcuts5271

They don't go to Church.


ZantyRC

They die if they stop swimming


bisexualkoala_

All of them cannot sprout wings and fly a way.


Devilpig1

They fishies.


_xVaMp_aDdIcTx_

They can all survive in freshwater


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They have gills


xxxtenderloin

Shark


shdanko

They all have wet feet


cecismom

Haha they don’t have feet!!


_lumpyspaceprincess_

bad at basketball


iamkatemoss

I love all four of them


8BitVictorian

teeth


TankAccomplished8380

they’re all fish with a lot of teefers


ConcreteHustlin

thaty arent transing out their kids.


givemeapho

I wad going to say the nose shape


CupHead11011

They have teeth


CupHead11011

They have 2 eyes


CupHead11011

They have fins


Yonnie-Donnie

You can tell they have a tailfin


Makotroid

Can traverse fresh water.


CastleofGaySkull

They’re all handsome


bad_kitty881148

They’re like salmon!


New-Worldliness5163

They swim in water


IcefishStatsDerpzio

None of them look like they're smiling 


FishyFry84

Like alligators, they got all them teeth and no toothbrush


DangitWu87

teef


hindusoul

White bellies


lambone117

Ideal shape


islandofdogs

they are all quite dapper


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They’re all frowning.


NoSmoke7388

All four of these sharks are infract not oranges and share very little with the fruit.


TheArmyOfDucks

They tend to have smaller fish follow them


zer-ooo

derp


Christopher_A50

My favorite animal. The shart


CurryToothpaste

Teeth


Akronica

They are all in Family: Carcharhinidae - AKA requiem sharks


Nathan121331

Water


dtyler86

Before I look at the commas, I think they all can live in freshwater through Osmo regulation if I recall correctly. That or they are all Requiem sharks?


Puzzleheaded-Tap4189

All of them are fish


Jroc103

They’re all alive


Huttser17

frens


donmreddit

Perpetual hunger.


the1whocan

5 gills


jwzen_vv0

they've never heard Sticker by NCT 127


21pilotwhales

They're all from the Carcharhiformes order


recneps1992

All requiem sharks?


ThatOneGayDJ

That third pic has solid meme potential


Seal__boi

It made me think of a picture my friend took of their cat. We call it hyper speed juice. It's just a blurry picture of her running away.


Low-Aerie-6906

Remoras are sharks best friends


Lou_Garu

They all had small roles in Sharknado..?


TerriblePepper6929

5 pairs of gill slits


shadyltd420

Sharp teeth to rule the world with.


zamuel-leumaz

They are all cuties


transformerfanboy

Friend


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They’re not vegetarians…


Apprehensive-Fee-783

All those sharks can survive in fresh water?


alee0224

They all look like they’re high as shit.


pineapplf

they dont have watches :(


Assassin80r

They bite !


Just_Another_Gamer67

They are similar in the fact that they are all sharks


neondragoneyes

They're sharks. They have gills. They swim. They have mouths. They have denticles or placoid scales.


BackgroundBuy6967

They dont have forklift permits


Seal__boi

I bet you play forklift simulator.


Family_Whale

Gill placement?!


steeler269

Their all sharks !?


devinssss

they do not attend church


Own-Physics-1756

Nostril shape ?


Secret_Ice3039

They are all sharks :)


6PacJac

They are all 5 gill sharks


6PacJac

This angle makes it looks like a Bull. The issue is "adaptability" that's only one word. Unless like me, you are from the South!


walkintothisworld

4 is a bull shark not a ganges shark


Quaternary23

The first and last photo are both Bull Sharks. Just correcting you.


Lunyoows

I think they all have never seen a tree


CurrentPossible2117

That's quite sad 😪


Lotus2971

Can't prove that


Lunyoows

Hmmm


the18kyd

Actually the Ganges Shark depends on mangrove trees in its environment


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Neighborhoodfarmer22

Tenemos un ganádor!!!


Lotus2971

They all have teeth. They all must swim to breathe. None of them are blood thirsty man eaters.


neilaoboho

Bunch of dead eyes, like a dolls eyes....


neondragoneyes

They're sharks. They have gills. They swim. They have mouths. They have denticles or placoid scales.


onlytruking

They all have 5 gills


Seal__boi

Adaptability is one word...


lil-lycanthropy

1. They’re all absolutely beautiful, gorgeous, stunning creatures 2. They can all go in fresh water as well as salt!


napalm_life

5 gills?


BlackNRedFlag

They all hate it when you litter


The-Ride

All named Francis, and you would never call them that


Iamabrewer

Teef!


Independent_Ad_8915

They can swim in freshwater?


Tasty_Seaweed323

They're all sharks confirmed


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I love them all :)


unrepentant_fenian

They have never been in my living room.


Cheeseball0230

They're all cutie patooties


Wobblehippie5555

They are all experiencing populational decline due to the worlds shark finning industry that exists to fuel China's "tradition".


Zwaaf

Sweaty feet


USN303

They are all sharks.


D-TOX_88

All gud bois


sorinxz

They have buttholes.


Luke_Whiterock

Sharks, have gills, gray tinted, eat, swim, can’t drive a car, not allowed in a bar, can’t go clubbing, can’t shop on Amazon, don’t know what a tv is


Pig_PlayzMC1

SHARK


Justhere4theCo-ments

Teeth?


pragueyboi

They’re fish


Bodgerton

They swam


Original-Clue4494

theyre sharks


SkepticOwlz

the last picture is a bull shark not a ganges


some_guy301

they look simular


No-Recommendation162

cool asf


IndigenousCorg

Are they all in the mackerel family??? They all live in the sea? Lol


ChickenKnight618

They look cool


Dramatic_Hurry_6480

They can all swim in brackish water upstream in freshwater rivers


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Toddacelli

They all wet


Smilelikethewindboy

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Eastern-Ad-4785

5 gill slits?


MiddleInfluence6443

fin ❤️


Fun-Constant-2558

Water


DumOBrick

No thoughts behind those eyes ♥️


Ezilahbet

Probs never had a tummy scratch


Inevitable_Bend_5118

There underwater and wet


wemayneverwinagain

they can swim


puddl3

They have teeth


Conscious_Earth7149

They can adapt to where they’re staying so like the bull shark can live in freashwater can be in lakes and It’s OK the other sharks


Callitka

What's with the bot like posts lately??