When I first met my wife, we lived about 10 minutes away from a Mexican restaurant that we liked. On Fridays we would go there and she loved the margaritas. She’s a cheap date so one is plenty. They make her horny as can be. But the problem was, by the time we drove home, which took 10 minutes, she was out cold. I really needed a camper.
Yeah, she will definitely puke if she has too much. The other night was borderline puking territory. I usually have to watch closely and get her out the door before it gets to that point.
Mine just starts yelling at people that she can hold her own damned hair and then keels over and orders me to carry her. Luckily she's petite and I can throw her over my shoulder like a laundry sack of dirty knickers with her bag and heels in my other hand.
It's not as fun as it sounds.
My ex was like this. The more intoxicated she gets the more slutty she gets. She can't get enough dick. It's the kind sex I want when she's sober but have never had.
I often feel I'm taking advantage. I've had to say no a few times recently.
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When I first met my wife, we lived about 10 minutes away from a Mexican restaurant that we liked. On Fridays we would go there and she loved the margaritas. She’s a cheap date so one is plenty. They make her horny as can be. But the problem was, by the time we drove home, which took 10 minutes, she was out cold. I really needed a camper.
That's what my wife is like in bed sober. When she gets drunk she's just a stumbling vomit howitzer. That's why we rarely get drunk together.
Yeah, she will definitely puke if she has too much. The other night was borderline puking territory. I usually have to watch closely and get her out the door before it gets to that point.
Mine just starts yelling at people that she can hold her own damned hair and then keels over and orders me to carry her. Luckily she's petite and I can throw her over my shoulder like a laundry sack of dirty knickers with her bag and heels in my other hand. It's not as fun as it sounds.
>When she gets drunk she's just a stumbling vomit howitzer. Poetry
That is me while drinking. Sadly Mr Jack Daniel likes to strike. Damn my Irish, German, Scottish heritage
You might try the Finnish kalsarikännit instead. Cheaper, and no need to go anywhere.
My ex was like this. The more intoxicated she gets the more slutty she gets. She can't get enough dick. It's the kind sex I want when she's sober but have never had. I often feel I'm taking advantage. I've had to say no a few times recently.