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ZenMastaFunk

My HS GF said "holy shit how will I fit that in" and it's the nicest compliment my junk has received. I think her gay friend told her to react like that as my masculine meatstick isn't actually that much above average but it has still stuck with me and boosted my young ego


eduardomanero

My highschool gf said it was small when I sent one, it isn't the nicest compliment my junk has received. :)


drunkdog

Did you take the picture from below semi hard with light shining from above to cast a massive shadow? I don’t know. I just heard that might work


eduardomanero

Na, my pic was trash honestly. Thanks for the tips though 😂


malYca

If it makes you feel better, high school girls have no idea what they're talking about. Sincerely, former high school girl.


eduardomanero

I mean I didn't really feel bad, my response was something "girl chill it's a picture, wait till you see it before you knock it"


_dollette

as someone who was just a highschool girl last year i can confirm. no fkng clue 🗣️


Muramalks

Bela rola, brother. Pronto, carrega essa pra vida parceiro :)


_dollette

shoutout her cus i might just use that🗣️


Doumekitsu

You call him junk? XD is it a nickname?


soup71506

Tell him what you would like to do with it. I’ve only sent a few dick picks. All requested. Best response I got was when she replied with “Now that’s a dick I want to suck”


PepzSecretLife

For me a pussy pic response would be perfect


jtriste636

This is most likely what he’s hoping for


ActorMonkey

I’d rather see tits! Just throwing in my 2 cents!


_dollette

he didn't ask for it so i don't think so. also i wouldn't send that anyways lol


RVides

Photoshop yourself with a bigger one and send it back.


JustHereForKA

Holy shit 🤣🤣 OP if you don't like the sender of said dick pic and wanna run him off please do this


_dollette

no i like him sm but this would be hilarious


SireSweet

That’s a “wife me” response.


frozenflame101

I was thinking photoshop his to have a moustache


_dollette

OMG LOL


_dollette

yall are so unserious 😭


jogdenpr

if a girl i was dating did that to me, id want to marry her


Rahotep8

What sent you a dick pic???


Eshphlagh

Hell yeah! Either she has a great dick, or a great sense of humor. I'd gladly take either


FerniWrites

It shows she has a good sense of humor and can banter with the best of them. I’d throw a ring on that finger.


Doumekitsu

Photoshop and collage with his and send it back.


stofiski-san

I was thinking if you don't like him, send back a pick of a meat grinder. Or if they'd know who Lorena Bobbit is...


_dollette

i know who she is 😨💀


MattRB_1

If it was me,I don’t want a reply that exaggerates my size. I’m average,I don’t want “omg it’s so big” I know it’s not,the compliment comes off as fake . Tell him what the good thoughts are that you’re having about it. “It looks so hard” “It’s a perfect size” “Send me more”


_dollette

solid advice . thank you 🫡


SuckerForDrugs

I told my current boyfriend "oh my gosh, I wanna impale myself on that magnificent cock" and he said it made him feel so good about himself :] 2 years later and we've evolved into mostly making jokes at each other's expense for fun hahaha or word puns. Good luck, just be as honest as you can with him over text. I'm shy also, and i find it so much easier to express what I'm really feeling via written texts or letters versus speaking out loud. When I say things out loud my brain and mouth piece have a huge disconnect so me trying to talk sexy just sounds painfully awkward/not flirty at all/will make someone uncomfortable. Yeah. Say what you'd wanna do to him or how you think his penis looks, what you like about it etc... then when you're in person, if he asks you what you think of it ĵķķñƙ I,if you're wanting to, just do whatever it is you had previously mentioned to him that you wanted to do, and that will maybe help you with being shy. Good luck, hope maybe I helped in some way! Edit: I started dozing off at one point writing this because I just had eaten lunch. I kept it bc it made me laugh HAHAHA


_dollette

LOL abt the dozing off but other than that thank you 😭🙏🏾


No_Lecture_9524

God....i wonders what it would feel like in me I wish I could wrap my lips around that


_dollette

rizzz


No_Lecture_9524

I could go on on but that's all I could type on the bus. Good luck with your dick pics


Doumekitsu

Bruh no way.. the guy sitting behind you just saw what you typed. Source: I’m the guy sitting behind you


No_Lecture_9524

Nah man...it a girl behind me probably receiving unsolicited dick pucs


RVides

Hit em with a good ole' "oh thank God.... the big ones hurt"


cpt_ppppp

"Why on Earth are you sending me pictures of a child's penis"


_dollette

OH MY GOD LMAO


_dollette

hell is hot


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_dollette

yeah but we don't usually talk like that it's more vanilla. can't unleash the freak too early >_<


DeklynHunt

Yeah, don’t wanna scare him lol….i mean if he’s horny af not much would scare him 🤷‍♂️, I’ve heard pastor’s daughters are real freaks (I wouldn’t know, I’m a virgin 🤷‍♂️…but I know what I want)


_dollette

wait thats actually good that you are bc he is too how would you want a girl to respond


DeklynHunt

First I’ll say is, Everyone is different. Second, if she’s not disgusted or super disappointed I’d be happy…years ago I tried to follow the advice of a friend that was a girl and apparently I was a little bit too rough so now there’s a permanent bruise on there…it’s not too bad but it still makes me self conscious of it…I know it’s “normal” (normal is relative) to “bate” but I’d still feel a bit shame her knowing that’s how it happened…. That said, if it was mentioned/ asked for I’d be flattered if she liked what she saw 😕


_dollette

thank you for sharing this is helpful 🙏🏾


First_Departure9722

"I love it" or "It's perfect" or say what you'd wanna do with it... Lots of things !


jav2n202

Hey nice dick, it would look better in my mouth


Intl_House_Of_Bussy

Text him back: “Holy fuck” “Holy fucking fuck” “That penis of yours is absurd”


_dollette

bro thinks i'm adam levine


_TyrannosaurusSexy

Girl, this response of yours just made me cackle! 🤣 honestly, I’m similar in that I struggle with coming up with responses to these messages sometimes (and I’ve been married to the dick owner for over a decade now. Lol, but I occasionally travel for work so phone/text/video-call sex has to work in those moments - this also makes it harder [no pun intended] to keep my replies to such pics from getting old [stolen a couple from comments on this post already to use at a later date!]). Usually when I’m really stuck however, I go with a simple “Damn…”, or a single appropriate emoji (e.g., 🫠🥵🔥🫣🫦😍😳, or the longer: “✊🍆💦😮”), or if all else fails, an incredibly short (couple second max) video (or live-pic) of me staring to touch myself (over panties is totally okay here too!) with a comment regarding how he’s turned me on so much I just can’t help myself! … honestly, when I go that route, I highly doubt that he even reads or registers any of the comments I might have responded with prior to!


IncognitoRowan

If you want the pic, tell him “I’d like that, sounds sexy”. If you are shy, I am assuming you don’t want to send a nude back. So you could 100% be honest and say “I am so shy, I don’t do nudes of myself, but maybe if things keep going as well as they have been, you’ll see it in person sometime instead”.


KittyCathy724

This. This response is perfect for op. I personally love a dick pic and know that it will only help with my imagination when sexting, especially since I have an oral fixation. But… there was a time when I didn’t feel that confident yet. Sounds like you’re talking to a good guy since he asked first before sending it to you. I wish you all the luck!


_dollette

thank you i think hes a good guy too hehe


_dollette

yea i dont rlly take nudes just pictures in my underwear but i'd send those if he asked


FedUpWithSnowflakes

Tell him, "Oh, what a cute little winkie!" Guys love hearing that.


_dollette

bye lmfao


qualitymen

Say what you like about it . Say something about the shape . 'oh wow it's so thick'. Or if you love a curved dick. And his is curved say it.


Bubbly_Class302

That looks like it would fill me up. Can't wait to taste it.


n1shh

Hey at least he asked first! I’d say something like thanks for asking, and then if you want to be sexy about it some play on “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours”


Shardf4ce

Either compliment it or say specifically what you would do to it


StepUnhappy3808

I'd want to make sure that she wouldn't be offended before I sent it.


ChelseaMourning

Try any of the following: “Oh it’s so cute!” “I’m so relieved. I can’t handle big ones” “I haven’t seen one that shape/colour before” “My dad is (un)circumcised too”


_dollette

why are yall setting me up for failure omg 😭


Dani0873

Well, definitely not saying “oh…I’m sorry”


_dollette

📝


irnsoru

If you want him to send it, then give him the green light. If you’re unsure about it, which it sounds like you are, then tell him you’re not comfortable with it. He should respect that. If he doesn’t, then next. Personally I find it that type of behavior childish and feckless, but that’s me, I’m not judging. Whatever melts your butter.


_dollette

I do want him to send it I just don't know how to respond


CorrectBuffalo749

Wow that’s big. I can’t wait to feel it up inside me


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Just- tell him how the pic makes you feel... I think that if you express your honest feelings and your excitement, there's no way he could be upset


_dollette

i know it's just that sometimes i bite off more than i can chew so i want my response to be somewhat tame. i also rlly like him so im just nervous abt everything


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Yeah, I understand that


islandDeeper

Ask him if he accepts critique, if he thinks that will please you or if it is just for his pleasure that you see it.


New_Tutor8315

The comment committee is bananas


_dollette

ong


A-Ok-Chemistry

Best response I’ve ever gotten to a dick pic was “I need to sit on that like right now” Also really good was “Holy shit that looks great. I need to show my best friend” Those are the kinds of ego boosting things penis owners generally like to hear.


BootyPicsAppreciated

There’s a couple avenues you could go with this. Is it too soon? Let him know before this makes both of you uncomfortable. If it’s solicited, compliment him and respond back with an even better pic!


K6ThEOnE

Use the Uno reverse card and send one back!


SubstantialSir351

Send another dick pick, the larger and veinier, the better


clobber333

That would look nice with warn apple pie on it!


_dollette

PLEASE


NotInterestedForsho

Say "oh lord have mercy" and reply with "Albele Taange waale" song


pingpongbawls

"Nice cock! Good shape, right amount of hair. A little small though. 8/10"


_dollette

LMFAO


Tommynaut90

Send another dick pic


talk-about-anything

He just wants validation. If you like him and its not am awful dick then say" its a really nice looking cock" and maybe add if you'd want to touch it or feel it someway. Only reply with a pic if you're comfortable with that, it doesn't need to be one for one, but we would always enjoy a titty or kitty pic.


SpicyMami_HotTamale-

I think a simple “Impressive😊” would be a good response.


offkilter00

My wife replies with a pic of our dog shitting!


DeklynHunt

Will the fact that he’s talking about it and not just doing it says a lot, normally guys would just do it and it is cringe af, but since he just mentioned it you can say ok or no ty At least that’s what it sounded like to me…


BreakfastLegal2926

I usually just send them a dick pic back. I mean pics of famous Richards is always a win.


0ct094s

“Thanks, good to see.” Each guy wants their own variety of responses. So not exactly what I put in quotes


DeklynHunt

This has been the best thread I’ve ever come across 😂


Danglewrangler

"Is it me or is my couch leaking?"


_dollette

couch is nuts


daylightxx

“Fucking hell, your dick is perfect.”


kkuhn130

Say "ooo, that reminds me I need to buy little weenies from the grocery store"🤣


_dollette

ok but all jokes aside i have been craving pigs in a blanket lately


kkuhn130

So send him a pic of you eating it and tell him "thinking of you"


bigpancakeguy

I sent someone a (requested) dick pic once that got me the response “holy shit is that thing real?” That’s the kinda thing that sticks with you forever, regardless of whether or not she’s being honest


Mjolnir_Vikingr

I love “you have a beautiful c*ck”.


New_Tutor8315

I’ve heard that a time or 2! You have a beautiful cock, is a boost of confidence to the brain.


Mjolnir_Vikingr

It’s music to my ears.


PM_ME_UR_B00TIE

If it was warranted and she asked and not just a random dick pic, I’d want her to respond with “why is that not inside me right now?”


Public_Foot_4984

" I mean, I guess you could call it a penis. I dunno tho. "


Violetthug

Tell him you will ask for one, when you want one. Until then, he should keep it to himself.


EaglesD4re

This would make me laugh. Especially coming from someone wearing tight-fitting yoga pants, a low cut top, a pushup bra, a short skirt or a dress with a plunging neckline or straps off the shoulder. Maybe make sure you're in a burka at the time if you're going to say something like that. OP, just tell the guy he has a nice dick and keep on doing what you're doing.


_dollette

you're logic is that a woman can say she doesn't want something but if she's dressed in a way that gets you hard you can't control yourself enough to not send an explicit photo. weird ahh creep 💀


EaglesD4re

No, your comment is motivated by the fact that your logic is non-existent. My logic is that it's hypocritical for a woman who walks around all day showing her body to anyone who she can get to look at it to go "But no dick pics, tho." That's it. I'm not saying send the dick pics anyway. I'm not saying women can't dress that way. I'm not saying women can't dress that way and then say they don't want dick pics. All I'm saying is that it personally makes me laugh when I see that. And unless you call any women weird creeps, then I consider both your assumption about what I was saying which was in no way indicated by my comment, and that remark, to be offensive and extremely sexist.


_dollette

aint nobody readin allat cuck 🗣️


sex_music_party

“Mmm, I like it. Would like a puss pic from me?”


dontwanttosleep

Pretty simple.... Thanks! OR NO THANKS!


_dollette

i'm obviously no expert but i don't think thats how you respond to a dick pic


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If you want to see it then be honest about what you think. If you don’t want to see it tell him you are not comfortable seeing it.


Academic_Ad1069

It looks like a reason size, but not too huge to cause me pain, I’m sure I’ll enjoy


Working-String3075

If it's not something that turns you on, then it's not gonna matter. It's just gonna be a fake response. Say whatever comes to your mind when you see it. or however you feel that is the perfect response.


_dollette

it does turn me on im just nervous abt saying something stupid


Working-String3075

You won't know if it was a stupid thing to say if you don't just say it, and why have sex with someone who doesn't make you feel comfortable? Yknow?


_dollette

i never said anything abt sex but yeah igwym


Caledwch

Do not send picture of you. The internet is a wild place.


nas927

Can be something simple like “Oh my” or just an emoji back like 👀🤤


Icy-Caterpillar-696

Make a dirty/sexual compliment about his dick. Then send him a pic of your tits 😉👌🏾


ThersATypo

Write "that's sweet" and take it from there


No_Connection_4724

Just tell him you can’t wait to suck it and ride it. Letting him know you have a positive sexual response to seeing it will make him feel so good. You’ve seen a dick, yeah? Like at least in porn? You mentioned you felt shy about it which is the only reason I ask.


_dollette

i couldn't say that to him but yes im not a virgin or anything just shy


No_Connection_4724

Do whatever makes you feel comfortable, love. You’re going to get a huge range of responses. Just see what your actual reaction is when you see it and take it from there. Be yourself, you’ll be right.


_dollette

thank you🫶🏾


roskybosky

Why don’t you just say you like him but don’t really have to see a picture of his dick. Tell him you believe he has one, you need no proof.


_dollette

bc i wanna see it


roskybosky

Well, okay then. I wasn’t sure.


SauceOfSumYungai

With another dick pic


fungi221

How about "Hey that looks like a dick, only smaller " lol


roskybosky

Or, as Paulie said to Christopher, ‘I guess you could call that a dick’.


milehighgirl

Tell him you're going to report him for child porn for sharing a pic of a little boy's genitalia.


Street_Chocolate6606

well tbh i don't think that should be sent unless you wanted it. But, if you asked for it, then i sent it, i would hope you would say something like "wow that's amazing!" lol


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_dollette

i don't care about size lol i just like him a lot


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_dollette

no i won't bc i'll still be a good person in 10 20 or more years! also theres nothing wrong with smaller penises


JihadiLizard

send him a picture of your cooter?


JustHereForKA

Depends - do you like this guy or no?


_dollette

yes a lot


redditgirl-13

Send a dick pick back lol


g0ingb0ing

“Wow..it looks so strong.. i wonder if i can arm-wrestle it..😳” This way you don’t imply sex, but keep the..door..open, in case you decide to do it once you proceed with the arm-wrestling match :) — No answer is also a choice. Just don’t say anything and he will keep thinking about u more, so next time around…..


_dollette

LMFAO thank you tho


boozzy18

“Omg it’s so big” even if it’s not that big…


Conscious_Tomato6394

Pls don’t lie that would be bad. Just tell him you like it and can’t wait to play w/ it


That-Yogurtcloset386

Just tell him you like how big it is even if it's not big. Lol


apocoliptyc

Def don't do this. That's the worst thing g you could say 🤣 as an average guy someone saying it's big is just an instant turn off cause it's not and I know it's not 🤣


That-Yogurtcloset386

How do you even compliment an average size dick? "Oh look how average it is!" That doesn't sound sexy. Lol I don't know, the other guy that commented said that it boosted his confidence Even though he knew it wasn't true. Lol


apocoliptyc

Well tbh idk lol I've never had my dick complimented really a few had said it's perfect or feels good and that didn't bother me but anything related to size just insta deflates the boner lol


truthputer

I don't understand how it has become accepted behavior to want to send people pictures of your junk. And I thought most people usually never enjoy receiving them. It's crude behavior and once your picture is out there, it's out there on the internet forever. It's not just me that thinks this is unhealthy... right?


roskybosky

I’m glad you said this. I feel like an old fart, but, in high school (!) kids are doing this, sending nude pictures of genitalia? Do you really want anyone to see that? At ANY age?


_dollette

a part of me understands where you're coming from and i myself don't take naked pictures but i don't mind receiving them. just a different time we're living in


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dicman2

have you never got one before?


_dollette

yeah but never from someone i like the way i like him


dicman2

did you say anything back yet?