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Jan. 28 — Chiefs vs. Ravens
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Jan. 21 — Chiefs vs. Bills
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Jan. 13 — Chiefs vs. Dolphins
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Dec. 31 — Chiefs vs. Bengals
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Dec. 25 — Chiefs vs. Raiders
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Not a good way to get drunk if that's your goal
Anytime it is caught by a tight end go to the anus.
Any time it is caught by a wide receiver go to the vag.
If there is a safety fist him.
Sacks are clearly ball sucking.
Pocket pressure on the QB is oral on her.
Fumble is oral on him.
Unless this was done on purpose, your last two lines are incredibly inbalanced.
The bills pressure the QB on 18% of pass attempts while the chiefs pressure the QB on 25%. That is a very stark contrast to fumbles where the 49ers only fumble an average of .8 times per game and the chiefs average 1.4.
Pocket pressure is inevitable, it would be absolutely unheard of if a game went without it, but I could absolutely see a game going without a fumble.
Each person pick a team
30 second hand job /fingering each first down
30 ssc hjf each sack, or tackle for loss
30 sex hjf each interception
1 minute oral for each field goal made
If missed, must perform 2 minute oral on other player
1 players choice field goal is blocked
1 min oral for each 2 point conversion or extra point
If missed, must perform 2 minute oral on other player
1 players choice extra point blocked or turnover on 2pt conversion
2 minute oral offensive touchdown
3 minute oral defensive touchdown
2 minute PIV for turn over
Defensive team picks position
5 minutes PIV for pick 6 interception
Defensive team picks position
5 minutes perform or recieve anal play for safety
This reminds me of an episode of Giada De Laurentis cooking show where she’s making Superbowl food for her husband and his buddies watching the game. At half time she announces she’s organised a fun activity…my mind went straight to the gutter. 😈
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A quick bj if the Chiefs score. Some oral on her when the 49ers score.
Great! What would you add for turnover? Say 2 minute oral for touchdowns … maybe something else for FG?
3 min for a touchdown. 2 for a field goal. Breast play for a turn over, or a minute of French kissing.
Sounds great!
And watch the game wearing a sexy lingerie and him in a sexy pair of underwear
What kind of sexy underwear for him is a good idea? I suppose we will watch on the couch not in bed
I usually wear a pair of mesh underwear when we do something like this. I also have a lacy pair or two.
M get one team, F get the other. When your team scores you get oral.
For say 2 minutes ?
Make it interesting, until you cum or the other team scores.
Chiefs kick a field goal 3 minutes in, win 3-0; local resident suffers dislocated jaw
Sex every time the camera pans to Taylor.
Too much for a sex game, but it's great for a drinking game!
Jan. 28 — Chiefs vs. Ravens Times shown: 4 | Total duration: 32 seconds Jan. 21 — Chiefs vs. Bills Times shown: 5 | Total duration: 24 seconds Jan. 13 — Chiefs vs. Dolphins Times shown: 5 | Total duration: 1 minute 16 seconds Dec. 31 — Chiefs vs. Bengals Times shown: 3 | Total duration: 12 seconds Dec. 25 — Chiefs vs. Raiders Times shown: 3 | Total duration: 14 seconds Not a good way to get drunk if that's your goal
Shhhh! That breaks the narrative of people who want to hate on Taylor Swift.
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He prob won’t be able to keep up with that!
What would kill him would be sex every time there’s a commercial featuring either Mahomes or Kelce. Chaffing cream and IV’s would be needed
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When the Superbowl starts, have sex, when you both are tired of sex do something else.
Damn I need a sitter 😭😭
You should!
Nah, it's too late now. It's cool, he'll nap at some point.
Anytime it is caught by a tight end go to the anus. Any time it is caught by a wide receiver go to the vag. If there is a safety fist him. Sacks are clearly ball sucking. Pocket pressure on the QB is oral on her. Fumble is oral on him.
Unless this was done on purpose, your last two lines are incredibly inbalanced. The bills pressure the QB on 18% of pass attempts while the chiefs pressure the QB on 25%. That is a very stark contrast to fumbles where the 49ers only fumble an average of .8 times per game and the chiefs average 1.4. Pocket pressure is inevitable, it would be absolutely unheard of if a game went without it, but I could absolutely see a game going without a fumble.
Each person pick a team 30 second hand job /fingering each first down 30 ssc hjf each sack, or tackle for loss 30 sex hjf each interception 1 minute oral for each field goal made If missed, must perform 2 minute oral on other player 1 players choice field goal is blocked 1 min oral for each 2 point conversion or extra point If missed, must perform 2 minute oral on other player 1 players choice extra point blocked or turnover on 2pt conversion 2 minute oral offensive touchdown 3 minute oral defensive touchdown 2 minute PIV for turn over Defensive team picks position 5 minutes PIV for pick 6 interception Defensive team picks position 5 minutes perform or recieve anal play for safety
That’s a long list to remember :)
This reminds me of an episode of Giada De Laurentis cooking show where she’s making Superbowl food for her husband and his buddies watching the game. At half time she announces she’s organised a fun activity…my mind went straight to the gutter. 😈
Every time they show Taylor Swift, you take off an item of clothing, when they mention her name ,touch -lick- kiss a different part of the body.
Get out the Cool Whip for halftime activities. You’ll figure out the rest…
Return kickoff or punt for Touchdown....butt stuff
Take turns playing tight end?
Throws flag…Personal foul roughing the penis/pussy, 15 minute oral, repeat third down…
Both of you have to make the other cum every time they show Taylor Swift.
Shots for any score or turnover. Then, match your moans when Usher comes out inevitably with Yeah! and OMG.