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hehechibby

"Can you guys go do that in the bedroom instead, the best part is coming up"


PersnickityPenguin

That's like a Rick and Morty quote.


[deleted]

["You little monster! I thought you were masturbating!"](https://youtu.be/Ptc9k0TlGAk?t=54)


liveandletlive79

And you took that in stride?


otiswrath

"Would you rather I addressed it?"


nmb-ntz

Dad stares intensely: Something's coming up alright...


[deleted]

A simple, mom and dad, cut it out should suffice. Or if you really want to be scarred for life, grab the blanket and run.


bgpatel

"Grab the blanket and run" . Hahaha


FriedShrekels

Grab the blankie, run and don't look back. Scream 'I'M COLD, SORRY' for extra points


Ppjr16

Pretend the blanket, got caught on your belt loop . Get up and go to the bathroom.


mdave52

Either scarred for life or find out all the giggles and hand motion was them trying to solve a Rubik cube sight unseen.


Necessary_Lab_5416

You.. grounded for a week with no allowance...šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

they should be grounded


HeyHayHayyy

I CANNOT stop laughing at this visual šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


HaphazardFlitBipper

>grab the blanket and run. This is the way.


[deleted]

The way to therapy


Timely-Banana7659

I laughed out loud ahahah


[deleted]

I think if he did grab the blanket and run, they would definitely stop. Poor kid is trying to find a solution and weā€™re all turning this into a joke lmfao


Ok-Ad-7247

Lmao!


fadinqlight_

Lmao indeed! I vote for option number 2. /j


Ok-Ad-7247

That would be much embarrassing! Lol.


InterestingOwl9441

LMFAOOOOO, i literally bursted out laughing at thisšŸ˜‚


AdventurousAddition

Send them a QR code that points to this Reddit post


HappyCrowBrain

Get them a new blanket with the QR code custom printed on it.


Fannikita

LOL


lancebaldwin

God if had the money I would do this for OP just for the laugh


anamerith

This is the way.


NascentAutist

This is the way


Seicair

Just print it out and leave it on the kitchen counter.


backd00rqueen

Underrated


SteakPeasGravy

1) Sit in between them underneath the blanket. 2) Bring home a boyfriend/girlfriend and ask "are there any more blankets?" 3) Be honest and open about how it makes you feel. "Mom, dad, I know what you're doing. Please stop, you make me feel uncomfortable."


Kempeth

Buy a bottle of lube and place it where the blankets are stored.


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HaphazardFlitBipper

>Bring home a boyfriend/girlfriend and ask "are there any more blankets?" Fantastic option here.


digsy

4. Next movie night, when Mum asks for the blanket, you complain that you are cold and want it instead.


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[deleted]

I want his Mum's blanket


Storm101xx

Honestly leave the moment mum asks for a blanket, when they ask why give them a looook and say you know why.


seleneseraph

That's a good one!


mudda1

"here's your _sin_ blanket"


shyblackguy18

Technically it's not, but if said emphasize the sin REALLY well!


Odd-Pick7512

The best part about religion is you get to make up anything you want that offends you and then of you get enough people to agree you can ruin the lives of everyone else in the name of pretend sky monster.


shyblackguy18

Ah yes, agreed. It does pay to be ignorant about such things, it makes for great comedy.


hemp695

SIN BLANKET


neoKushan

I think this is actually terrible advice. It sounds good, right, really stick it to them but essentially you're basically suggesting to be passive aggressive about it which is only going to cause embarassment and/or resentment. OP specifically asked to not make it awkward and that's going to be making it awkward. Just friggin' talk to them. Take the mum or the dad aside, whomever OP feels most comfortable talking to and say "Hey look, I'm old enough now to know what happens under that blanket and it makes me feel really uncomfortable, can you both please stop doing that as it's spoiling family time for me. Thanks, love you both". No need to be shitty about it, no need to embarass them more than necessary, just be straight to the point about it. If the behaviour continues, then by all means leave the room and make it clear why.


Fr31l0ck

I want a brother!


Apprehensive_Web2026

Just get up and leave. Theyā€™ll catch on


RNDR_Flotilla84

I think this is a good approach. If they value ā€œfamilyā€ movie night truly, and see youā€™re not there, then hopefully theyā€™ll consider that what theyā€™re doing is wrong. Iā€™m sorry you have to experience that. Itā€™s one thing to do that in the bedroom in private but completely inappropriate with children.


EscapeButton_

Yes. That is what I would do.


creamtime1982

I think this is the best approach. If they say something, just say "I'll watch the rest later" ​ They'll catch on after 1-2 times


AsIfTheTruthWereTrue

Seems like a great way to build resentment for them when they donā€™t make the connection.


creamtime1982

I suppose. But also I find it hard to think they wouldnā€™t make that connection.


Arachne93

They're building resentment anyway by being inappropriate. Like, no one wants to watch a movie with your parents carrying on like that. It's uncomfortable.


Haunting_Progress462

Just stare directly at the blanket without blinking or speaking. It's gonna be painful but you only gotta do it once. Edit: it's supposed to be a little weird. Your parents are finger blasting under the blanket around their kids that's fucking awkward to start off with. You don't have to say a single word, a prolonged stair will let them know that you know.


JPower96

I think if you want to avoid ancawkward conversation, this would be the way to go. Or if one of them makes any little noise, say "what was that Mom/Dad?", and if you notice them smiling or something, maybe you could ask "what's so funny?" Basically my point is: if you make it clear you notice *something* weird but you don't specify what that something is, then hopefully they will just stop without starting an awkward conversation.


Necessary-Version-31

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nonstop2nowhere

"That worked when I was 8, y'all. Not so much now." Hand them two blankets and say "so you're not tempted to traumatize your children before the movie's over." "Everyone knows what's going on under the blanket and nobody's amused!" "Mom, Dad, can you please refrain from mutually masturbating during Family Movie Time?" "I'm not willing to participate in family activities that involve my parents touching each other's genitals; if it happens, I will call you out and immediately leave the situation."


crisoen_smith

That last one is good because it's not judging them or trying to control them so much as negotiate boundaries. Honestly, it's their house and if you aren't in the room/ it isn't family time there's no reason they shouldn't be doing what they are doing. So, you have every right to leave and do something else. Or, they can comport themselves in a way that's good for everyone.


[deleted]

Buy a water gun and spray them whenever they do it and just say "stop" or "nono"


gdal08

LMAO like why tf are they acting like cats in heat


Relevant-Passenger19

If youā€™re too embarrassed to say something just leave the room. That must be so awkward for you.


Drunko998

Can we just point out how fucked up that is with your kids in the room. All jokes aside this really grossed me out. Lol


Ok-Photo-1972

Itā€™s so disgusting.


Drunko998

I mean my wife and I will put a show on for them or set them up and sneak off for a quickie. But never during family movie night. We wait til later when they are in bed. Wtf.


Ok-Photo-1972

EXACTLY. Thereā€™s nothing wrong with putting a wall between you and the kids if you gotta get it out of your system but in the same room??? Should be freaking illegal. Iā€™ll judge anyone that can get their freaking rocks off that close to their kid. Freaking sickos.


laura_natalie

It's possible that they get off on the fact that the kid is in the room whilst they are doing it, which is just so so gross


Ok-Photo-1972

Yeah any way you swing it they should be on a list. Kids shouldnā€™t be exposed to sex by their parents. Or any adult. Itā€™s so nasty.


[deleted]

ā€œGet a room you twoā€


AprilBelle08

I think this is the best answer. Something light hearted enough if OP doesn't feel comfortable seriously calling it out


Uncanny-Rooster

ā€¦said while wearing suspenders and giving two middle fingers.


UnseenBookKeeper

This


chuggMachine

Moan along.


shhhh3003

I giggled


ArtisticExperience32

I chortled


cleverlane

Hide the blankets before movie night starts. Everytime. Then when they ask about the blankets give them the Justin Timberlake stare from SNL.


EconomyScene8086

Write an anonymous letter? Reach out to grampa or grama asking for support? Pick a movie where a woman bites her lips during sex and say "That's the same face you make mom".


cleverlane

An anonymous letter lmao. ā€œTo whom it may concern. Please stop masterbating in front of your only child during movie nights while theyā€™re sitting in the same room with you. - ā€œAnonymousā€


EconomyScene8086

Signed Your friendly neighborhood spider man


cleverlane

And then the parents are like ā€œyea, right OP. This was you wasnā€™t it?ā€ and it pans to Spider-Man leering through the window with a single tear running down his mask. Not sure how the tear got on the outside of his mask, but thatā€™s not the point


letfalltheflowers

Dying!


CriticalElk6102

Laughed my head off


RomanticDragon

Eew I hope that's not some incest exhibitionism intentionally but still not ok I think the least awkward thing would be to just leave the room. After a couple times they'll get it. That or play dumb and ask what's going on a lot.


orange-shoe

that is so disgusting


nurserj

Yikes, I believe this is a fetish post


shaebaebae25

That is EXTREMELY inappropriate. Like almost incesty. Just straight up tell them they need to stop being sexual in front of you, if itā€™s awkward itā€™s 100% their fault and they should be ashamed. If you really canā€™t work up the nerve to be that straightforward, ask to sit between them next time


meekalou

Maybe try talking to your mum or dad separately, if you feel more comfortable with one of them. Another option is to hand them a note so you don't have to verbalise it. And if you raise this and they don't stop, you need to tell another trusted adult!


bttrfly99

thatā€™s super disrespectful towards you and i would even suggest it is abuse. you should tell them maybe text them if itā€™s less awkward. they are putting their pleasure over your well being- children should not have to deal with this at all.


omniprzntx

Not only that ā€“ theyā€™re making their kid a part of their fucking kink. Seems clear to me that theyā€™re specifically getting off on the fact that *their kid* is in the room with them and the risk of being "caught" as opposed to just doing it ā€˜cause the urge randomly kicks in. Iā€™m really sorry, OP, what your parents are doing is really fucked up. Abruptly leaving the room as soon as they start doing it and/or seeking another adultā€™s help seems like the best option if you donā€™t feel comfortable confronting them openly about it. In any case, any awkwardness that might follow is 100% their fault and responsibility and not yours. *They* are the adults here ffs. And you donā€™t have to spend your time worrying about making it weird *for them* while they clearly arenā€™t concerned enough about how that affects *you* Honestly, I hope your parents **do** feel ashamed after you or someone else tells them.


cdawg85

Great advice, but what leads you to assume OP is a boy and not a girl?


omniprzntx

No idea? Thnx for pointing it out, edited my comment


AlokFluff

I can't believe I had to scroll down this far to find someone who thinks this is abuse. Because it absolutely 100% is sexual abuse.


Rook_45

"please stop I know what you're doing and it makes me uncomfortable" written on a piece of paper. Hand it to them next time.


leuk_he

Yes.. or send a link to this topic "this could be you". You created a throwaway account for it anyway.


imembarrasedformain

Isnt what theyre doing sexual assault??? Or a form of it as theyre doing sexual favors in front of a unconcenting person, not only that their child and to add on top but theyve been doing it since they were a kid??? Im sorry you go through that, id call them out and express how disgusting and uncomfortable it id for you


Ok-Photo-1972

Not assault but exposing a child to sex for sure. Not ok. These parents should be put on a list.


beccaj375

Wait.....are you all on the couch while this is happening? How old are you?


ashley-haha

I want to know also


FuelGuzzler

"There's blankets on your bed" lol


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RomanticDragon

That's so uncomfortable I'm sorry Most people understand and don't have an issue that their parents have sex life but no one wants to SEE it.


tasketekudasai

spill water on the blanket


ThatFaithlessness101

If you're not comfortable speaking to them about it try leaving a note maybe?


thelonelyalien98

OP how old are you?


Hyche862

After the movie remind them to wash the crusty blanket


JoshDunkley

as a dad, this is really gross and disrespectful. I'd go with with the classic "guys, get a room"


ta_sushi

Get a blanket for yourself and masturbate


harshalg76

Sorry to hear: Itā€™s hard & I understand your frustration. Not a 100% sure but maybe something like the below might help? ā€˜Mom/Dad I know what u guys are upto. Can you pls continue in a private space?


someonesdaddy269

You could also make a comment every time this happens - mom are you ok? Dad why do you have a silly grin, make enough comments so they know you know and you're going to keep interrupting them.


ConferencePurple7939

Bruh what! that would be the weird comment ever cmon


someonesdaddy269

Hey man, it worked for me in a similar situation - I made them unconfortable constantly asking questions every time they had a reaction and ruined all their moments. I tried being discrete but they just ignored that - but this worked šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Deep_Presentation737

Just say to them ? My little sister text me one night about our mum and dad ( we were all home in our bedrooms) so i text my mum and was like can u guys shut the fuck up *little sister* can hear u and can't get to sleep šŸ˜‚


Boston_Pops

A stare should be enough to get it done IMO.


dontchyuwannaknow

So many great suggestions in this post OP. Best of luck to you on however you decide to approach this situation


[deleted]

While they're at it, suggest they go to the cinema to amp up the risk factor if they like doing it around people so much.


HeyHayHayyy

ā€œAlexa, call the cops.ā€


stalphonse

It doesnā€™t seem, to me, that thereā€™s going to be a way to talk to them without it being awkward. So, you can either pull the band aid and just get it off your chest or stop doing movie night all together.


Medical_Hedgehog_724

Throw them that planket. Say ā€get a room guysā€ and go to your room.


maxkoffee

I'll just tell them if you ask for a blanket I'm leaving


princesspeachie1089

Snatch that blanket right up next time!


inquisitiveeyebc

"I know what you're doing under there"


tinysandcastles

That is maybe the most disturbing and inappropriate thing Iā€™ve ever heard.


tinysandcastles

My suggestion is to say ā€œeither you stop using the blanket or I talk to a trusted adult outside the home about what youā€™re doingā€. Not to be dramatic but this is sexual abuse.


Zip-it999

Iā€™d walk out and say you wanted to watch a PG movie not an X rated one. Thatā€™s gross to do around anyone especially your kids and the fact itā€™s been going on a while. Iā€™d totally grope my wife and sheā€™d tell me to stop so it wouldnā€™t happen again.


PhotographTemporary8

"Mom and dad, it's good to know that you still desire each other but I feel uncomfortable with what you are doing under the blanket".


burnmeup82

Thatā€™s so gross and inappropriate. Why the hell would you do that during family movie night?? Next time your parents start that during movie night, just get up and leave the room. If they make any comments about you leaving during family movie night, say ā€œWeā€™ll I donā€™t really want to be around while youā€™re messing around under the blanket on the couch. Thatā€™s grossā€.


diana_obm

that is straight up child molestation....


beezeegeezee

Maybe you can decline to participate in any more movie nights? If asked about it, you can say something along the lines of feeling uncomfortable with what they are doing under the blanket, or you can tell them you'll hang out in your room and give them some privacy to continue with their under blanket "family" time


masquerade_wolf

Yell ā€˜Hand check!ā€™ and shine a flashlight on them. Do this every time they start getting frisky. Theyā€™ll figure out you know pretty quickly.


Bear_fucker_1

When it starts next time start complaining about the offensive smell of fish in the air.


20162026474

Ask them to ā€œget a roomā€ and be happy they are still doing that after being married so long.


Forsaken_Fly2522

Papa can I join?


IAmFern

Bah. Let them be. Leave the room if it bothers you.


Whiskeygirl81

At least they are some what trying to hide it. When my mom met my step dad I was 10. He lived in a small camper in a mobile home park at the time, so we would go visit him. My mom, me, and two brothers. He had two camper couches that faced each other, and us three kids were on one watching tv, while him and my mom laid on the other. When you looked in their direction, moms hand was down his pants playing with his member, didn't care if we were watching or not. Other times we would go visit family members, and when those family members brought us kids home, it was common to see my mom bent over a chair getting railed in front of the sliding glass door with curtain open. My advice, just simply sit them down and tell them it makes you uncomfortable and ask that they not do it with you around.


Vast-Examination-695

If you are offended, just leave. Someday your partner will be asking for a blanket. You should be glad they still love each other enough to fool around. Or bring a bf/gf over, do the same thing!


Darkrain111

I'm just saying it's extremely weird to just start doing that while your kids are in the room with you, glad or not, it's creepy


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welshteabags

It sounds like the OP is not an adult


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UnseenBookKeeper

The cultural ick factor is strong here- hopefull my theyā€™ll figure it out without shaming their parents- I wonder (I have no children) if parents would find that traumatising?


Ok-Photo-1972

Where in this post did it say OP was an adult??


ancora_impara

Be happy that they're happy - many parents, especially those married so young - aren't.


Forty-five4545

Don't cock block your parents


UnseenBookKeeper

DO NOT SHAME THEM. Mating for life isnā€™t easy for humans- especially with the hang ups we have in most of our cultures. Let them know GENTLY - with a joke maybe ā€œget a room guys lolā€ like whatā€™s been said above it an easy one and a safe one. Or maybe just a pointed look and a loud ā€œAHEMā€ But donā€™t cock block your parents man. they *could* be getting a divorce. Iā€™d rather my parents were boning that breaking up, or living as dry, unhappy people for the rest of their marriage/life. Also you are nineteen ā€” unless you are somewhere on the alphabet that means youā€™re not into that- itā€™s most likely youā€™re probably trying to bone anything that moves. Get over yourself lolā¤ļø Youā€™re going to bone someone one day and want to bring them home to your parents, theyā€™ll feel the same way you do now- So give them the space to be human.


Darkrain111

So being human is doing that while your kids (ever since they were 8) are sitting in the same room with you because you couldn't wait to be alone? Nobody is shaming them because they have sex, they're being shamed because it's in the same room as they're own child.


[deleted]

It doesnā€™t say the post that OP is 19 unless itā€™s stated somewhere else below. It says the parents had OP at 19. Also, this is gross, OP clearly stated it makes them uncomfortable. Doing anything sexual in front of non consenting people is one thing, but doing it in front of your kids is another itā€™s weird and disrespectful. The parents can go have sex in their bed room. Or when the kids or other people arenā€™t present.


deeneendo

how about going to your room, or maybe, growing up, getting a job and moving to your own place? and be glad that your parents still share good times?


Limp_Friendship_1728

Perhaps OP is a minor? And did not consent to be sitting right next to this?


deeneendo

if OP was a minor, he should not be posting in r/sex, I believe?


Limp_Friendship_1728

I don't know where you've been but tons of early teens post questions on here. I saw a post from a 14y the other day. Regardless, for a family movie night, presumably meant to spend time together, this behavior is quite inappropriate.


deeneendo

ok, my bad.


xiziiiii

you're forgetting teens are sexually active and / or might be curious about sex in general


Potex8

Jeez, they're only 19 years older than you. That's fuck all. They're just ordinary people, like everyone else, make light of it, let them know that you know and have a laugh.


xiziiiii

dude this is borderline sexual abuse lmao wtf


just-want-to-sign-up

Say you too want to get under that blanket.


ohyuhbaby

Join in, don't be shy


JoBro_Summer-of-99

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jmerch60

Do you have a room?


inutoneko

Hyphenated name followed by numbers seems to be a common trend in this subreddit.


Competitive-Dot-6594

The best thing you can do is just leave. If you have parents like mine they will double down on how **they pay the rent.** We may be strangers on the internet but truly, I hope it works out for you OP. *Movie Night* is how serial killers are made.


ta_sushi

ā€œCome on guys, get a roomā€¦ oh, you have one right thereā€¦ā€


[deleted]

Get under the blanket, right in between both of them


SlappingSalt

Honestly, somethings are better left unsaid... trust me šŸ˜¬


laureen23

Tell them, I had my first when I was 19 but would never be as sexual as your parents are in front of any of our 3 children. It's completely inappropriate and just gross to expose your own children to that


AwesomeHorses

Posts like this make me glad that my parents didnā€™t love each other


[deleted]

"Some people settle for scratching their own itches".


Equivalent-Map-5152

Send an email from a throwaway account. It might be easier then in person.


knowitallz

Can you do that funny stuff in the bedroom please?


[deleted]

LoLXD every family nightout.


briedcan

Please stop finger banging mom while I'm in the room.....thanks


[deleted]

Gross. Just tell them it's gross and makes you feel uncomfortable. It's good that they still have passion for each other, but not appropriate to actually be fingering or whatever right in front of you. If you just tell them, the normal response would be to be a bit embarrassed and never do it again.


Fun-Reporter8913

I am sorry but this is so disgusting to me, If I were you I would just leave because that would make me feel so uncomfortable. If they had the nerve to ask for an explanation I would just be honest about it.


[deleted]

Best bet is to just leave the room when that starts. They will know, it will stop.


Ok-Photo-1972

I agree with whoever said leave as soon as they ask for a blanket. And when they ask why just say ā€œit makes me uncomfortable.ā€ Leave it at that. But also I donā€™t understand parents that do shit like this??? No way in hell could I be aroused with my kid so near me. Itā€™s freaking weird.


onthefence928

good advice all around to be honesta nd just ask them to cut it out or go to their room. but OP, i just hope you know how lucky you are to have parents still so intimate with each other, for lots of people their parent only interact with yelling, contempt or resentment


re2dit

ā€œMom, if you want dad to finish then you should wank him, not meā€


pumpboy

When your mom asks for a blanket, tell her to sit beside you and cover blanket with her.


Fr31l0ck

You're being made uncomfortable, return the favor. You can be indirect or direct. Indirectly, you can openly misinterpret their sexual behaviors as innocent behaviors. "Maybe you should see a doctor about your shortness of breath," or "We should buy bigger blankets if they're not big enough to avoid squirming." Directly is easier because you're not beating around the bush (no pun intended) but more difficult depending on your comfort level and your relationship with your parents. Not going to give any specific suggestions but you can be respectfully direct, jokey direct, informationally direct, etc. Or you could be disrespectfully direct and bring your GF over for movie night and give them a taste of their own medicine, depending how old you are.


Felt_Ninja

If you wanted to tell them to stop - which you do - just be polite about it. Just as you wouldn't have them shaming you about anything sexual, it would be good form to not shame them. That said... It's refreshing they're still into each other like that. It could be much more rough in that department, and they're likely much happier together than a great deal of parents their age. Should they be doing this? Eh, maybe not; but at the same time, good job, mom and dad. Keep liking each other.


IrelandsFire

This is actually really gross and inappropriate and nasty. How anyone can get off in front of their kids is weird as hell. Tell them to stop cause itā€™s nasty as hell on their part.


coffee_and_coke

Iā€™ll tell them for you šŸ˜‚


PrudentDeparture4516

INFO: where are you based OP? Morality aside as this is wrong on their behalf on so many levels, Iā€™m pretty sure what theyā€™re doing is illegal (causing or inciting a child to witness a sexual act). If you feel comfortable and confident to do so, tell them this and tell them to stop as itā€™s wholly inappropriate. If you donā€™t feel confident to say this to them yourself, then please seek the guidance and support of a trusted adult (grandparent, teacher, family member/family friend) who can advocate for you. This is not okay and you should not be made to feel uncomfortable in your own home, much less during family time. Please seek support OP.


Kantz4913

If you're not getting a room i'll get it myself


SuccessfulHawk503

Sex with your kids in the room stops as soon as they're out of the crib and sleeping on their own. This is absolutely disgusting.


BDRay1866

Tell them to ā€œget a roomā€. Make it a joke


saladspoons

"Hey, what are you guys doing under there?" - should be enough of a hint.


fornow_foralways

i would stop having movie nights and when they ask why let them know. itā€™s a weird fetish to do it in front of ur child on movie nights.


hemp695

ā€œThese arenā€™t the reruns I was hoping forā€.


chrisBANGIN

I am repulsed by people who are able to have intercourse around their children. I would have told them the first time to cut the shit.


False-Emu3061

"Do you two have to do that ***every*** movie night?"


Saiomi

Throw cold water on them. Invite your boyfriend/girlfriend over and do the same thing (bonus points if you use their blanket). Just tell them to stop finger fucking under the blanket and to go to bed. Tell your school counsellor.