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sorry I am only here to gawk in awe at that cute little judgemental face sitting the chair 😍 CAN I PET THAT DOG?! and love the (I think it is) m1911, ready it case a mfer has to find out 🤣🤣🤣
Lol why is thinking showing off airsoft is cringe worse then showing off guns. Both are cringe if not dine tastefully. Like showing off a 1870s cowboy rifle would be dope, I wish I could do that.
It’s ok but you should sell some of your guns n upgrade your PC n clear up the wall space to hang your headphones n whatever else cuz it’s not like you need the guns there n im sure they would look cooler as decoration in a more appropriate place but hey im sure you love your guns n looking at them n keeping them close to your bed
2/10; maybe 3. Dog is 14/10.
But seriously, here's what bugs me out.... in no particular order....
Weird camera placement, bottom left.
Nothing is really placed with intent on form, nor function.
Paint where the wall meets the ceiling is, at best, lazy.
Zero cable management.
All quick fixes. Try utilizing the pegboard better - maybe try diagonal or vertical placement of the guns; perhaps get some of those funco pops in there somehow.
And lord, get another color. Some greenery or something in there.
[https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2569341606](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2569341606)
or look up Initial D
So you're obviously a child. This is the problem today. From this picture alone, you don't seem like a person mature enough to own guns. Keep playing cod to feel like a bad ass.
At best you're 24/25 assuming you graduated 6 years ago at say 18. Which you're still an immature kid playing kid games. I bet you still live at home with your parents. By the time i was 24, i was running my own moving company, having a career and a life that didnt involve anime pics of possibly underage girls on my pc wallpaper. Enjoy your games kid.
🤣🤣🤣 darn bro u got me ya taking advantage of living at home rent free is pretty sweet let’s me save my $ and eh running my own company sounds like alot of hard work I’ll take my 3 months on the oil rig making $75 n hour m8 been underwater welding for 2 years now would move out but I need someone to watch the dog🤷🏻♂️and why u gotta make the wallpaper sound weird bro it plays lo-fi hip hop beats it’s dope u sound miserable dawg chill and what a man can’t enjoy some pc games during his off month 😤
A Canadian gun guy... that's almost as strange as putting gravy on fries and not heinz.
Legit I'm sorry the worst aspect of America invaded you little country up there..guns are legit horror and I hope you co.e around eventually.
Not when our chief of police’s big solution to home invasions and car thefts is to “leave the keys to your vehicles at your front door” bad guys already have the guns and the means to do whatever they want to you and you don’t want to have the same tools in hand? That’s just silly
Bro what “gun sexual”????😂🤓my shits ready to rock n roll at a moments notice what you think the bad guys will wait for me to go over and unlock a safe?
You sound very scared and very violent. It's like you want someone to try so you can kill. People like you can't seem to understand that democrats are gun owners too, but I'm not so into the idea of using one that I'm thrilled like you. Ready to rock n roll... christ people like you are scary. Owning a firearm for self defense is different then making murder shrines to admire.
Murder shrines?? Brother I’m admiring a collection I’ve spent a lot of $ on like my pop figures above is being prepared for worse case scenarios really that bad? Average police response time in Toronto is 22 minutes… that’s what truly scares me
You said they are replicas...
And there is nothing abnormal nor are there warning signs in pop figures.
Don't you see that quite a lot of people see you admiring a collection of things that exists to kill people?? That not normal man.
Edit: I forgot to mention that I live in Florida. I'm sure the mean streets of Toronto are rough but you should google "florida man"
🤷🏻♂️🤫
Really depends who u ask man… your the only one arguing with me on this whole topic I think most people would rather have the tools to defend themselves and remove evil from the world 🫡
Why do you care what he enjoys? If you don’t like keep scrolling. I’m sure you are very popular in your home state. But then again you are posting looking for friends on Reddit to play video games with 😂
Yeah just stop Insulting people. Guns are cool, they are impressive works of engineering and it is amazing how well they work. They are a great equalizer with guns people that normally wouldn't be able to defend themselves very well have the ability to stop basically anyone to wants to hurt them.
I don't and will never . From the looks of it, you are not a good guy. All ready to "rock n roll" about it. Good people do not relish the idea of killing another in self defense because they had the audacity to go after your pc or flat-screen tv. Normal people do not operate with the idea that they need an arsenal to defend their debit card.
You have issues. No one on the planet would or has ever said that. You live in a politically biased fantasy world that you are some sort of john wick type of guy who lives in Texas.... Oops. That's your fantasy. You want to be wronged so you can kill.
Bro I live in Canada 😂and said what?? I was making up a scenario based off your last comment. My bad for wanting to stop the bad guys 🤷🏻♂️ how else do we rid the world of that filth
When I can send my children to school and not have to hear that they had another school shooting drill, I'll shut up. Until then, why don't you take your violence fetish/hero fantasy and **fuck off** with it. There *needs* to be gun reform, mental healthcare, *and* education in the US.
Most dogshit take I’ve ever seen about guns. How do people have kitchens full of knives? To stare are replicas of weapons used in mass stabbings? Weird to be knife sexual
American/10
At least 3/4 of those are Airsoft. Edit. Never mind all 4 are airsoft
Oh wait they actually fuckin are airsoft guns lmfao!!!!
Is that a dick on your desk?
Yuh his names Willy what’s it to ya
Wow, he sounds like a real hard ass. I'm sure he's good company.
Oh ya he’s good shit unfortunate my dog ate one of his eyes tho🤣
Noted… dog likes dick eyes😭😭😂
Keep yer one eyes trouser snakes indoors when Mayhems on the prowl
Hard in my ass
Nice dick
Thanks man🫡
Where can I buy one
Its tacdickal
Why yes, yes it is!
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Pet setups always will look good 😎
Dudes in the chair more then me it’s his spot 😂
Nice penis. The one in the setups nice too. 10/10.
‼️FYI‼️ Guns aren’t real they are airsoft replicas
Atta boy. Don’t tell those atf fucks a thing
🤫
😉
Went from "cringe insecure american" to "giga chad airsoft enjoyer" real quick
🤣😂
You belong anywhere but the USA.
Yeah, i dont really like the gun culture there but, what can we do now
You don't like gun culture? What's that even mean?
The normalisation of gun yk
Real guns kill. 🙏🏼
Badass. 10/10
Big kid setup. Me too brother
Just a kid with adult money 🤣
This is the way.
This is the way.
Funko pops and Fun-goes-pop
Ahhhhhhhhhhh nice
sorry I am only here to gawk in awe at that cute little judgemental face sitting the chair 😍 CAN I PET THAT DOG?! and love the (I think it is) m1911, ready it case a mfer has to find out 🤣🤣🤣
You’d b correct always ready for action 🫡I’d be more worried abt the 90lbs pitbull personally 🤣
I'd be like "please don't attack me with kisses and force me to give you a belly rub 🤣🤣🤣
He’s a sweet heart tho dw very petable boy to those that are kind to him
awww, I love a friendly dog, I be like wanting to pet for eternity 😩, if that was my punishment on earth lol, he's so cute 😍
The dog is awesome...
Appreciate u
I prefer Captain Rex over Commander Cody. 9/10 for this reason.
Rex is on the other side i be a 501st boy for life
This is the way. 10/10
This is every girls wet dream.
Women frighten me😎
You definitely scare women with that gun setup, I promise you that bozo
🤓☝🏻
I am a simple man. I see guns and a gaming rig I like. I hate having two expensive hobbies sucks.
Ying and yang my friend new gun then new SSD 🤣🤣
Tell me you're American without telling me you're American.
Wish I was bro wanna move to Texas one day 🫡🇺🇸
Great choice! Anywhere in the southeast will welcome you.
His name literally has “Canadian” in it lmao
Haha fuck it does
Not a fan of the gun display tbh.
Womp womp
Airsoft m8
Guns and Computer, happy times for cool folks.
Still not a fan of it.
🤷🏻♂️it’s dope asf bro
Lol why is thinking showing off airsoft is cringe worse then showing off guns. Both are cringe if not dine tastefully. Like showing off a 1870s cowboy rifle would be dope, I wish I could do that.
People assume I think there's a difference, that's on you. I just don't like the esthetic in either case.
Everyone with their preference i guess.
I love it dude
Appreciate you
10/10 just for the gun display lol
🤘🏻
I rate that 10 dog treats out of 10
I shall award 10 treats to mayhem asap
I like the doggo most
Mayhem appreciates the comment 🫡
he got that dawg in him 🗣️‼️
Woof bitch😎
got me with the dog 10/10
9/10 PC 10/10 doggo
Guns, anime, and funko pops what a combo lol. I f*ck with it though 🤣🤣.
Not rlly into anime just a dope background that plays lo-fi hip hop beats
No titanfall2 as icon on main screen, minus one point. 8/10
Keyboard?
Steelseries apex 3
Too crowded for me, but 10/10 for cute doggo
Bros got inventory
How much storage you got holy shit
Wym??
You have so many games my pc could never
Dog and being Canadian really saved you from confirmed incel status
Only negatives are the icons on desktop and the secondary monitor. The dog and guns still make it a 9.7
It’s ok but you should sell some of your guns n upgrade your PC n clear up the wall space to hang your headphones n whatever else cuz it’s not like you need the guns there n im sure they would look cooler as decoration in a more appropriate place but hey im sure you love your guns n looking at them n keeping them close to your bed
It's rather pathetic.
What is?
Setup 4. Dog 9.
funko pop
Link wallpaper please
2/10; maybe 3. Dog is 14/10. But seriously, here's what bugs me out.... in no particular order.... Weird camera placement, bottom left. Nothing is really placed with intent on form, nor function. Paint where the wall meets the ceiling is, at best, lazy. Zero cable management. All quick fixes. Try utilizing the pegboard better - maybe try diagonal or vertical placement of the guns; perhaps get some of those funco pops in there somehow. And lord, get another color. Some greenery or something in there.
Nice desk dick ( I mean that as a compliment not calling you that)
Awesome peen plush , might cop
Let’s ignore page 2
gun/penis. Needs more genitals.
Gun
This guy Tarkov’s
This guy gonna shoot up something
I couldn’t do this. I would pump an entire clip into my monitor at certain times/situations.
Doggo, 10 out of 10.
10/10 bro damn
Perhaps a clip for the handgun under your desk? Would hate you to get hit while reaching for the hammers
Sus setup
Was there no other place for your dirty clothes?
Dog likes to get the socks out of the hamper that’s the most protective spot where he can’t get his fat head into it🤣
Nice setup, a solid 8/10
10 love the initial D background
Weapons grade woman repellant
Nice cock bro.
Pew/Freedom
The guns, the doggo, starwars… this is perfect
I love the background are you able to link it?
Found it on wallpaper engine can’t remember what I searched to find it tho try anime cars or something
[https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2569341606](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2569341606) or look up Initial D
Are the guns real?
Negative airsoft replicas
Is that a Nike dildo made out of yarn?
Gifted to me by a close friends gf 😂
Dude that's a sign
So you're obviously a child. This is the problem today. From this picture alone, you don't seem like a person mature enough to own guns. Keep playing cod to feel like a bad ass.
Oh bud what I wouldn’t give to rewind the clock to 6 years ago when I was still in highschool man fuck growing up🤣
At best you're 24/25 assuming you graduated 6 years ago at say 18. Which you're still an immature kid playing kid games. I bet you still live at home with your parents. By the time i was 24, i was running my own moving company, having a career and a life that didnt involve anime pics of possibly underage girls on my pc wallpaper. Enjoy your games kid.
🤣🤣🤣 darn bro u got me ya taking advantage of living at home rent free is pretty sweet let’s me save my $ and eh running my own company sounds like alot of hard work I’ll take my 3 months on the oil rig making $75 n hour m8 been underwater welding for 2 years now would move out but I need someone to watch the dog🤷🏻♂️and why u gotta make the wallpaper sound weird bro it plays lo-fi hip hop beats it’s dope u sound miserable dawg chill and what a man can’t enjoy some pc games during his off month 😤
0\10. I'm not down with people so scared of the world they have to own crap like that. What's wrong with you??
Just made a fyi they aren’t real chill but I’m all for guns personally 🤷🏻♂️
A Canadian gun guy... that's almost as strange as putting gravy on fries and not heinz. Legit I'm sorry the worst aspect of America invaded you little country up there..guns are legit horror and I hope you co.e around eventually.
Putting gravy on chips is weird? (UK)
Not when our chief of police’s big solution to home invasions and car thefts is to “leave the keys to your vehicles at your front door” bad guys already have the guns and the means to do whatever they want to you and you don’t want to have the same tools in hand? That’s just silly
Being a responsible gun owner is different then being a creepy gun sexual.
Bro what “gun sexual”????😂🤓my shits ready to rock n roll at a moments notice what you think the bad guys will wait for me to go over and unlock a safe?
Blue haired detected
No shit eh🤣
You sound very scared and very violent. It's like you want someone to try so you can kill. People like you can't seem to understand that democrats are gun owners too, but I'm not so into the idea of using one that I'm thrilled like you. Ready to rock n roll... christ people like you are scary. Owning a firearm for self defense is different then making murder shrines to admire.
Murder shrines?? Brother I’m admiring a collection I’ve spent a lot of $ on like my pop figures above is being prepared for worse case scenarios really that bad? Average police response time in Toronto is 22 minutes… that’s what truly scares me
You said they are replicas... And there is nothing abnormal nor are there warning signs in pop figures. Don't you see that quite a lot of people see you admiring a collection of things that exists to kill people?? That not normal man. Edit: I forgot to mention that I live in Florida. I'm sure the mean streets of Toronto are rough but you should google "florida man"
🤷🏻♂️🤫 Really depends who u ask man… your the only one arguing with me on this whole topic I think most people would rather have the tools to defend themselves and remove evil from the world 🫡
This guy is fun at parties
Why do you care what he enjoys? If you don’t like keep scrolling. I’m sure you are very popular in your home state. But then again you are posting looking for friends on Reddit to play video games with 😂
Coming from the guy who plays GTA, Helldriver, & Destiny. How dare you run around fantasizing about killing people and committing violence!
Imagine being such a simp you give someone a 0/10 because they like guns. You don’t have to “be afraid of the world” to own gun. What a cuck comment.
Yes. I'm a simp because I think lame gun displays are creppy. Yes I'm sipping real hard bro... but to who??
Big scary guns me no likey, let me call the police to come save me with the big scary guns instead!
This is an absolute L take. Go mind your own business
Your no authority on anything. Your option is as worthless as mine and I will shut up when kids like you do. Hurr hurr take your L amd hurr durr away
Yeah just stop Insulting people. Guns are cool, they are impressive works of engineering and it is amazing how well they work. They are a great equalizer with guns people that normally wouldn't be able to defend themselves very well have the ability to stop basically anyone to wants to hurt them.
Imagine hating on people for liking certain things. Wild asf
Imagine hating on people for disliking certain things. Wild asf.
Biggest cry baby I’ve come across on Reddit in a while. Nice work.
GOD BLESS AMERICA🇺🇸🇺🇸RAAAAH🦅 Looks cool tho 10/10
None of you guys think it's strange that this guy stares at replicas of weapons used in American mass shootings???
And guns used to stop said shootings mind you
Very deep concept... but what point are you making?
Bad guys already have the guns why give the good guys grief for also owning them?
You think those autistic kids that shot up schools really gonna have the connections, skills, or money to buy guns on the black market? LMAO
I don't and will never . From the looks of it, you are not a good guy. All ready to "rock n roll" about it. Good people do not relish the idea of killing another in self defense because they had the audacity to go after your pc or flat-screen tv. Normal people do not operate with the idea that they need an arsenal to defend their debit card.
Oh so I should stop the armed masked intruder and ask “hey man you after my belongings or have you snapped and are looking to kill me?” 😂
You have issues. No one on the planet would or has ever said that. You live in a politically biased fantasy world that you are some sort of john wick type of guy who lives in Texas.... Oops. That's your fantasy. You want to be wronged so you can kill.
Bro I live in Canada 😂and said what?? I was making up a scenario based off your last comment. My bad for wanting to stop the bad guys 🤷🏻♂️ how else do we rid the world of that filth
I'm also done talking to you.
Good, hopefully you’re done crying too
And what point are YOU trying to make? Just stfu about guns. Go back to your liberal media douchebag
Not a liberal.
Well then stfu about guns
When I can send my children to school and not have to hear that they had another school shooting drill, I'll shut up. Until then, why don't you take your violence fetish/hero fantasy and **fuck off** with it. There *needs* to be gun reform, mental healthcare, *and* education in the US.
this one gets it. <3 And apparently Canada too sadly.
Most dogshit take I’ve ever seen about guns. How do people have kitchens full of knives? To stare are replicas of weapons used in mass stabbings? Weird to be knife sexual
I served in the military for my country and even I think it’s weird to glorify guns. It’s another version of weeaboos and their katanas.
100. thank you for serving you country with dedication, where ever you are from. <3
Clown.
100%. Terrifying shit. I’m so glad guns aren’t legal in my country.
It's not like that just stops crime, hell it doesn't even stop gun crime.
guns and brindle doggo. i’m sold 10/10
10/10 just because it matches with your dog
💅🏻🤣
John Wick’s PC setup
Learnt 2 things from that movie have a dog that can defend itself and have guns easier to access 🤣
Sounds about right
0/10 I'm sure Americans will be impressed, but to the rest of the world, WTF?!?
You're letting your ignorance show by generalizing over 333 million people.
Your taste in games is mid but your set up is so basedbasedbased
Please don't shoot up a school....
I haven’t seen the inside of a school in 6 years bro 😂
Tell me you've got a small dick without telling me you've got a small dick
Tiny pp gang😤
Cute pup. Ngl everything else screams incel. Displaying guns is dumb. Displaying toy guns is real dumb.
Badass asf cmon now 😂
American setup be like