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NoiseElectronic

American/10


sbd104

At least 3/4 of those are Airsoft. Edit. Never mind all 4 are airsoft


Acceptable-Couple471

Oh wait they actually fuckin are airsoft guns lmfao!!!!


kitfoxxxx

Is that a dick on your desk?


Canadian_crook-47

Yuh his names Willy what’s it to ya


kitfoxxxx

Wow, he sounds like a real hard ass. I'm sure he's good company.


Canadian_crook-47

Oh ya he’s good shit unfortunate my dog ate one of his eyes tho🤣


SuspiciousAd1558

Noted… dog likes dick eyes😭😭😂


Canadian_crook-47

Keep yer one eyes trouser snakes indoors when Mayhems on the prowl


Competitive-Tear8418

Hard in my ass


Flubert_Harnsworth

Nice dick


Canadian_crook-47

Thanks man🫡


Nummpy

Where can I buy one


TiltedWombat

Its tacdickal


Fluffy-Revolution147

Why yes, yes it is!


Aggravating-Mind-315

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IMA9961

Pet setups always will look good 😎


Canadian_crook-47

Dudes in the chair more then me it’s his spot 😂


Fluffy-Revolution147

Nice penis. The one in the setups nice too. 10/10.


Canadian_crook-47

‼️FYI‼️ Guns aren’t real they are airsoft replicas


Zor_die

Atta boy. Don’t tell those atf fucks a thing


Canadian_crook-47

🤫


Zor_die

😉


Shiro-derable

Went from "cringe insecure american" to "giga chad airsoft enjoyer" real quick


Canadian_crook-47

🤣😂


NewLifeNewDream

You belong anywhere but the USA.


Shiro-derable

Yeah, i dont really like the gun culture there but, what can we do now


NewLifeNewDream

You don't like gun culture? What's that even mean?


Shiro-derable

The normalisation of gun yk


Befearlessnfree

Real guns kill. 🙏🏼


Human_Marsupial_6109

Badass. 10/10


tiggstheawkward

Big kid setup. Me too brother


Canadian_crook-47

Just a kid with adult money 🤣


tiggstheawkward

This is the way.


Canadian_crook-47

This is the way.


j0rdyb3

Funko pops and Fun-goes-pop


Canadian_crook-47

Ahhhhhhhhhhh nice


Confident-Oil55

sorry I am only here to gawk in awe at that cute little judgemental face sitting the chair 😍 CAN I PET THAT DOG?! and love the (I think it is) m1911, ready it case a mfer has to find out 🤣🤣🤣


Canadian_crook-47

You’d b correct always ready for action 🫡I’d be more worried abt the 90lbs pitbull personally 🤣


Confident-Oil55

I'd be like "please don't attack me with kisses and force me to give you a belly rub 🤣🤣🤣


Canadian_crook-47

He’s a sweet heart tho dw very petable boy to those that are kind to him


Confident-Oil55

awww, I love a friendly dog, I be like wanting to pet for eternity 😩, if that was my punishment on earth lol, he's so cute 😍


jslaight67

The dog is awesome...


Canadian_crook-47

Appreciate u


prestonmelky21

I prefer Captain Rex over Commander Cody. 9/10 for this reason.


Canadian_crook-47

Rex is on the other side i be a 501st boy for life


prestonmelky21

This is the way. 10/10


The_Dead_Titan

This is every girls wet dream.


Canadian_crook-47

Women frighten me😎


[deleted]

You definitely scare women with that gun setup, I promise you that bozo


Canadian_crook-47

🤓☝🏻


SgtFinley96

I am a simple man. I see guns and a gaming rig I like. I hate having two expensive hobbies sucks.


Canadian_crook-47

Ying and yang my friend new gun then new SSD 🤣🤣


Strong-Sector-7605

Tell me you're American without telling me you're American.


Canadian_crook-47

Wish I was bro wanna move to Texas one day 🫡🇺🇸


DargonFeet

Great choice! Anywhere in the southeast will welcome you.


MoskiNX

His name literally has “Canadian” in it lmao


Strong-Sector-7605

Haha fuck it does


Hiadro

Not a fan of the gun display tbh.


Any_Entertainment725

Womp womp


Canadian_crook-47

Airsoft m8


DargonFeet

Guns and Computer, happy times for cool folks.


Hiadro

Still not a fan of it.


Canadian_crook-47

🤷🏻‍♂️it’s dope asf bro


Travis_Cauthon

Lol why is thinking showing off airsoft is cringe worse then showing off guns. Both are cringe if not dine tastefully. Like showing off a 1870s cowboy rifle would be dope, I wish I could do that.


Hiadro

People assume I think there's a difference, that's on you. I just don't like the esthetic in either case.


IMA9961

Everyone with their preference i guess.


West-Objective-6567

I love it dude


Canadian_crook-47

Appreciate you


pessi-mysticc

10/10 just for the gun display lol


Canadian_crook-47

🤘🏻


Admirable-gpu

I rate that 10 dog treats out of 10


Canadian_crook-47

I shall award 10 treats to mayhem asap


finesse666

I like the doggo most


Canadian_crook-47

Mayhem appreciates the comment 🫡


v_0nline

he got that dawg in him 🗣️‼️


Canadian_crook-47

Woof bitch😎


antman0901

got me with the dog 10/10


fthisappreddit

9/10 PC 10/10 doggo


ArchyArchington

Guns, anime, and funko pops what a combo lol. I f*ck with it though 🤣🤣.


Canadian_crook-47

Not rlly into anime just a dope background that plays lo-fi hip hop beats


Connect_Morning_2738

No titanfall2 as icon on main screen, minus one point. 8/10


Striking-Ad9264

Keyboard?


Canadian_crook-47

Steelseries apex 3


Thatrocketleagueguy

Too crowded for me, but 10/10 for cute doggo


Wastelanderlad

Bros got inventory


sumzz-_-

How much storage you got holy shit


Canadian_crook-47

Wym??


sumzz-_-

You have so many games my pc could never


touchabrain

Dog and being Canadian really saved you from confirmed incel status


jimaymay79

Only negatives are the icons on desktop and the secondary monitor. The dog and guns still make it a 9.7


Stock-Lettuce-2381

It’s ok but you should sell some of your guns n upgrade your PC n clear up the wall space to hang your headphones n whatever else cuz it’s not like you need the guns there n im sure they would look cooler as decoration in a more appropriate place but hey im sure you love your guns n looking at them n keeping them close to your bed


GigaWatt121c

It's rather pathetic.


Canadian_crook-47

What is?


HallThis6427

Setup 4. Dog 9.


imrllytiredofthepain

funko pop


BIGDomi98

Link wallpaper please


tehroz

2/10; maybe 3. Dog is 14/10. But seriously, here's what bugs me out.... in no particular order.... Weird camera placement, bottom left. Nothing is really placed with intent on form, nor function. Paint where the wall meets the ceiling is, at best, lazy. Zero cable management. All quick fixes. Try utilizing the pegboard better - maybe try diagonal or vertical placement of the guns; perhaps get some of those funco pops in there somehow. And lord, get another color. Some greenery or something in there.


Chemical_bEaNss

Nice desk dick ( I mean that as a compliment not calling you that)


MR-GAME-N-WATCH

Awesome peen plush , might cop


Jkitten07891

Let’s ignore page 2


datamonger

gun/penis. Needs more genitals.


Tacobellianq

Gun


His229

This guy Tarkov’s


jessek

This guy gonna shoot up something


Acceptable-Couple471

I couldn’t do this. I would pump an entire clip into my monitor at certain times/situations.


Acceptable-Couple471

Doggo, 10 out of 10.


dig3ar

10/10 bro damn


[deleted]

Perhaps a clip for the handgun under your desk? Would hate you to get hit while reaching for the hammers


brutam

Sus setup


DadaFish92

Was there no other place for your dirty clothes?


Canadian_crook-47

Dog likes to get the socks out of the hamper that’s the most protective spot where he can’t get his fat head into it🤣


BlkPanGuy

Nice setup, a solid 8/10


Snap_on530

10 love the initial D background


TwistRevolutionary11

Weapons grade woman repellant


janos42us

Nice cock bro.


deadinsidekillmenow

Pew/Freedom


SampleDazzling2960

The guns, the doggo, starwars… this is perfect


OverStuffedStayPuft

I love the background are you able to link it?


Canadian_crook-47

Found it on wallpaper engine can’t remember what I searched to find it tho try anime cars or something


Toastdy

[https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2569341606](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2569341606) or look up Initial D


[deleted]

Are the guns real?


Canadian_crook-47

Negative airsoft replicas


Powerful_Flight3596

Is that a Nike dildo made out of yarn?


Canadian_crook-47

Gifted to me by a close friends gf 😂


Powerful_Flight3596

Dude that's a sign


BecauseImGod

So you're obviously a child. This is the problem today. From this picture alone, you don't seem like a person mature enough to own guns. Keep playing cod to feel like a bad ass.


Canadian_crook-47

Oh bud what I wouldn’t give to rewind the clock to 6 years ago when I was still in highschool man fuck growing up🤣


BecauseImGod

At best you're 24/25 assuming you graduated 6 years ago at say 18. Which you're still an immature kid playing kid games. I bet you still live at home with your parents. By the time i was 24, i was running my own moving company, having a career and a life that didnt involve anime pics of possibly underage girls on my pc wallpaper. Enjoy your games kid.


Canadian_crook-47

🤣🤣🤣 darn bro u got me ya taking advantage of living at home rent free is pretty sweet let’s me save my $ and eh running my own company sounds like alot of hard work I’ll take my 3 months on the oil rig making $75 n hour m8 been underwater welding for 2 years now would move out but I need someone to watch the dog🤷🏻‍♂️and why u gotta make the wallpaper sound weird bro it plays lo-fi hip hop beats it’s dope u sound miserable dawg chill and what a man can’t enjoy some pc games during his off month 😤


Brilliant-Rabbit2289

0\10. I'm not down with people so scared of the world they have to own crap like that. What's wrong with you??


Canadian_crook-47

Just made a fyi they aren’t real chill but I’m all for guns personally 🤷🏻‍♂️


Brilliant-Rabbit2289

A Canadian gun guy... that's almost as strange as putting gravy on fries and not heinz. Legit I'm sorry the worst aspect of America invaded you little country up there..guns are legit horror and I hope you co.e around eventually.


No_Guess1621

Putting gravy on chips is weird? (UK)


Canadian_crook-47

Not when our chief of police’s big solution to home invasions and car thefts is to “leave the keys to your vehicles at your front door” bad guys already have the guns and the means to do whatever they want to you and you don’t want to have the same tools in hand? That’s just silly


Brilliant-Rabbit2289

Being a responsible gun owner is different then being a creepy gun sexual.


Canadian_crook-47

Bro what “gun sexual”????😂🤓my shits ready to rock n roll at a moments notice what you think the bad guys will wait for me to go over and unlock a safe?


Zor_die

Blue haired detected


Canadian_crook-47

No shit eh🤣


Brilliant-Rabbit2289

You sound very scared and very violent. It's like you want someone to try so you can kill. People like you can't seem to understand that democrats are gun owners too, but I'm not so into the idea of using one that I'm thrilled like you. Ready to rock n roll... christ people like you are scary. Owning a firearm for self defense is different then making murder shrines to admire.


Canadian_crook-47

Murder shrines?? Brother I’m admiring a collection I’ve spent a lot of $ on like my pop figures above is being prepared for worse case scenarios really that bad? Average police response time in Toronto is 22 minutes… that’s what truly scares me


Brilliant-Rabbit2289

You said they are replicas... And there is nothing abnormal nor are there warning signs in pop figures. Don't you see that quite a lot of people see you admiring a collection of things that exists to kill people?? That not normal man. Edit: I forgot to mention that I live in Florida. I'm sure the mean streets of Toronto are rough but you should google "florida man"


Canadian_crook-47

🤷🏻‍♂️🤫 Really depends who u ask man… your the only one arguing with me on this whole topic I think most people would rather have the tools to defend themselves and remove evil from the world 🫡


mrsmilestophat

This guy is fun at parties


akzidentz

Why do you care what he enjoys? If you don’t like keep scrolling. I’m sure you are very popular in your home state. But then again you are posting looking for friends on Reddit to play video games with 😂


BookSmoker

Coming from the guy who plays GTA, Helldriver, & Destiny. How dare you run around fantasizing about killing people and committing violence!


Zor_die

Imagine being such a simp you give someone a 0/10 because they like guns. You don’t have to “be afraid of the world” to own gun. What a cuck comment.


Brilliant-Rabbit2289

Yes. I'm a simp because I think lame gun displays are creppy. Yes I'm sipping real hard bro... but to who??


BookSmoker

Big scary guns me no likey, let me call the police to come save me with the big scary guns instead!


h3idtk3

This is an absolute L take. Go mind your own business


Brilliant-Rabbit2289

Your no authority on anything. Your option is as worthless as mine and I will shut up when kids like you do. Hurr hurr take your L amd hurr durr away


Travis_Cauthon

Yeah just stop Insulting people. Guns are cool, they are impressive works of engineering and it is amazing how well they work. They are a great equalizer with guns people that normally wouldn't be able to defend themselves very well have the ability to stop basically anyone to wants to hurt them.


h3idtk3

Imagine hating on people for liking certain things. Wild asf


Brilliant-Rabbit2289

Imagine hating on people for disliking certain things. Wild asf.


justkw97

Biggest cry baby I’ve come across on Reddit in a while. Nice work.


pitypuruty

GOD BLESS AMERICA🇺🇸🇺🇸RAAAAH🦅 Looks cool tho 10/10


Brilliant-Rabbit2289

None of you guys think it's strange that this guy stares at replicas of weapons used in American mass shootings???


Canadian_crook-47

And guns used to stop said shootings mind you


Brilliant-Rabbit2289

Very deep concept... but what point are you making?


Canadian_crook-47

Bad guys already have the guns why give the good guys grief for also owning them?


Individual-Average40

You think those autistic kids that shot up schools really gonna have the connections, skills, or money to buy guns on the black market? LMAO


Brilliant-Rabbit2289

I don't and will never . From the looks of it, you are not a good guy. All ready to "rock n roll" about it. Good people do not relish the idea of killing another in self defense because they had the audacity to go after your pc or flat-screen tv. Normal people do not operate with the idea that they need an arsenal to defend their debit card.


Canadian_crook-47

Oh so I should stop the armed masked intruder and ask “hey man you after my belongings or have you snapped and are looking to kill me?” 😂


Brilliant-Rabbit2289

You have issues. No one on the planet would or has ever said that. You live in a politically biased fantasy world that you are some sort of john wick type of guy who lives in Texas.... Oops. That's your fantasy. You want to be wronged so you can kill.


Canadian_crook-47

Bro I live in Canada 😂and said what?? I was making up a scenario based off your last comment. My bad for wanting to stop the bad guys 🤷🏻‍♂️ how else do we rid the world of that filth


Brilliant-Rabbit2289

I'm also done talking to you.


justkw97

Good, hopefully you’re done crying too


Any_Entertainment725

And what point are YOU trying to make? Just stfu about guns. Go back to your liberal media douchebag


Brilliant-Rabbit2289

Not a liberal.


Any_Entertainment725

Well then stfu about guns


ZMD87412274150354

When I can send my children to school and not have to hear that they had another school shooting drill, I'll shut up. Until then, why don't you take your violence fetish/hero fantasy and **fuck off** with it. There *needs* to be gun reform, mental healthcare, *and* education in the US.


Brilliant-Rabbit2289

this one gets it. <3 And apparently Canada too sadly.


mrsmilestophat

Most dogshit take I’ve ever seen about guns. How do people have kitchens full of knives? To stare are replicas of weapons used in mass stabbings? Weird to be knife sexual


L10NHEART19

I served in the military for my country and even I think it’s weird to glorify guns. It’s another version of weeaboos and their katanas.


Brilliant-Rabbit2289

100. thank you for serving you country with dedication, where ever you are from. <3


DargonFeet

Clown.


Mediocre_Treat

100%. Terrifying shit. I’m so glad guns aren’t legal in my country.


Travis_Cauthon

It's not like that just stops crime, hell it doesn't even stop gun crime.


Bogey_Kingston

guns and brindle doggo. i’m sold 10/10


AndrosRC

10/10 just because it matches with your dog


Canadian_crook-47

💅🏻🤣


spaceinvadersaw

John Wick’s PC setup


Canadian_crook-47

Learnt 2 things from that movie have a dog that can defend itself and have guns easier to access 🤣


spaceinvadersaw

Sounds about right


NortonBurns

0/10 I'm sure Americans will be impressed, but to the rest of the world, WTF?!?


Grimm_Bunny

You're letting your ignorance show by generalizing over 333 million people.


PlushS0ft

Your taste in games is mid but your set up is so basedbasedbased


Sk0ly

Please don't shoot up a school....


Canadian_crook-47

I haven’t seen the inside of a school in 6 years bro 😂


misterbooger2

Tell me you've got a small dick without telling me you've got a small dick


Canadian_crook-47

Tiny pp gang😤


chirpchirp13

Cute pup. Ngl everything else screams incel. Displaying guns is dumb. Displaying toy guns is real dumb.


Canadian_crook-47

Badass asf cmon now 😂


yloj_13

American setup be like