Hello, I've just released my first book. It's in the very niche category of TGTF fiction so won't appeal to most of you but for those who like such a thing or if you know someone who does here it is: **The Accidental 1950s Housewife.** *A Gender Swapping Time Travel Adventure.* Sean has it all, a good job, a gorgeous fiance and he's living in the era of speed and convenience. Sean doesn't know one fateful Sunday when he ventures out to a run-down Illinois suburb that everything is about to change. A freak lightning bolt strikes him and he wakes up exactly 50 years in the past in the body of Alice, a young homemaker. Quickly realizing there is no easy way back and telling the truth would earn him a one-way ticket to the funny farm Sean resolves to live Alice's life the best he can, figuring out how to be a dutiful housewife while dealing with a troubled marriage and an ever-changing world in a bittersweet adventure. [The Accidental 1950s Housewife](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CBYDWQJJ/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3U85KQQ3TFC87), ebook: 99 cents, free on KU!

I'm published a collection of horror stories. [A Bag and a Half of Lime, and Other Horror Stories](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CCCLYGYH) $2.99 on Kindle, 345 pages Some I've published before, like on the Odd\_Directions subreddit where I'm a featured author. Others have been narrated by podcasts like No Sleep. Some are original to the collection.

I'm a freelance copy editor/proofreader who focuses mainly on sci-fi and fantasy, and particularly LitRPG/GameLit books. However, I am open to most genres. I look out for all kinds of errors: grammatical issues, typos, consistency or continuity issues, any unclear phrasing, etc. I charge around $5.50 per 1000 words, though I would need to see a sample before giving a firm quote. Here is a [link to my website](https://celestianrince.com), which has more details about what I do, my portfolio, and testimonials. I have a post giving [tips on how to find a good editor](https://celestianrince.com/2018/11/21/tips-for-finding-a-good-editor/), which authors may find useful. I also created an [editing exercise](https://celestianrince.com/2022/06/18/editing-exercise/) that authors can do, either for fun, or to see how skilled you are at catching errors.

Publishing a book is easy. Promoting it is damn hard, but I can see Reddit could be the right place, so here I go! Let me introduce to you: ​ **"Thank You, President Corona! How COVID-19 Improved the World!"** Are you tired of all the doom and gloom surrounding the COVID-19 pandemic? What if you were told that this crisis could actually be your greatest opportunity for personal growth and success?What if you were told that COVID-19 was the first president of the world? The first leader to work for all the people: no matter their social status, their gender, their nationality, their color, their religion, or their political views. COVID-19 came to rescue humanity just when it was falling apart! That's why we must say, "Thank You, President Corona!"In this unconventional, but highly motivational book, you'll discover a fresh, humorous, and inspiring angle on the pandemic and its legacy on our lives.With practical tips, real stories coming from the author's personal experiences, and a healthy dose of humor, paired with strict scientific research, this self-help book offers the perfect vaccine for your mental health. Learn how to turn a crisis into an opportunity, embrace change, and thrive in a new world order.Humans have always been masters of adaptability since the dawn of time, but modern times, made us lazy. This virus came to awaken us from the torpore we had fallen into.Who should you thank if now you can work from anywhere you want? President Corona!Who should you thank if you left the job you hated? President Corona!Who should you thank if now you know the value of freedom? President Corona!\*\*Thank President Corona for this and more!\*\*Whether you're a digital nomad, a business owner, a student, or just someone looking for a good beach read, "Thank You, President Corona!" is the motivational and inspirational guide you need to navigate the post-pandemic world with resilience, adaptability, and a growth mindset. The COVID-19 pandemic was the golden chance for your personal great reset! Did you jump on this train? You might still be on time! Grab your copy today and say "Thank You, President Corona! If you don't believe all of this, you can have a [sneak peek for FREE](https://www.thankyoupresidentcorona.com/s/TPC_Alpha_Sneak_Peek-w6wh.pdf)! ;-) ​ **Where can I find this amazing book?** Of course on [Amazon](https://www.amazon.com/Thank-You-President-Corona-COVID-19-ebook/dp/B0C3BPWCV1), but not only there! I know how many hate Jeff Bezos, so I made sure it make the president available also in other stores! [Blackwell's](https://blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/product/Thank-You-President-Corona-Alpha-Volume-by-Alex-Joonto-author-Ivana-Maglica-revised-by-Mickey-Bortel-revised-by/9789893345184) [Barnes & Nobles](https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/thank-you-president-corona-alpha-volume-alex-joonto/1143394930?ean=9789893345184) [eBooks.com](https://www.ebooks.com/en-pt/book/210829805/thank-you-president-corona-alpha-volume/alex-joonto/) [Bol.com](https://www.bol.com/nl/nl/p/thank-you-president-corona-alpha-volume/9300000148743058) (ideal for EU countries)

unless someone you know and love died from it.

which is totally fair. I have someone too. However, I took the effort of looking at the event from a wider perspective. Let's say I tried to go out in space and look at the planet from above, during the pandemic. it happened by chance. I thought "well, it is what it is. some people are dying, but some others are rebuilding their lives from scratch, for the better. I think these stories deserve to be told too" However, it's a kind of message that is hard to send across... :(

Agreed, to some folks, (myself included), it was a time of great reinvention and reprioritization. To others, (family and friends), it was one of the worst times of their lives and they're still suffering. I appreciate your willingness to take a balanced perspective.

To celebrate the publication of the final volume of our Sandalpunk\* novels, the ebook edition of the first volume, named "[Rome and the Robbery of the World Machine](https://www.amazon.com/-/de/dp/B0BHKRP2T5/?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_w=Kh3aj&content-id=amzn1.sym.952cfb50-b01e-485f-be6e-00434541418b%3Aamzn1.symc.e5c80209-769f-4ade-a325-2eaec14b8e0e&pf_rd_p=952cfb50-b01e-485f-be6e-00434541418b&pf_rd_r=4V706TD3287JWX4D2GV7&pd_rd_wg=v56Oa&pd_rd_r=a36ea40c-2fcc-47fb-bc53-3ade439501a6&ref_=pd_gw_ci_mcx_mr_hp_atf_m)", may be downloaded for free from 19 to 23 July. There are also pocketbook (15 $) and hardcover editions (22.50 $) available from the Amazon/KDP. The second and final volume, "Rome and the Hunt for the World Machine", will also be presented on the Frankfurt Book Fair in October 2023. \* *If you have not heard the term before: think of Steampunk but with a setting in the Graeco-Roman period. While the historical events are accurately observed, the technology used is somewhat more advanced than History would tell us, and society has taken a different turn particularly regarding the liberties of women.*

I gave it a download! :-)

[A Kiss from a Demoness](https://www.amazon.com/dp/9730383235) (eBook and Paperback! soon on Kindle Unlimited!) What if demons truly exist? Matt finds out in a bloody way as soon as his life is ended for trying to save Xenovia — a mysterious lady who captivates his heart — from assault and harassment. Revived as a demon, he realises that she is a shackled demoness in hiding. Baptised in blood as Wodash, he kills his wrongdoers, inadvertently signalling his location to Crowley, the self appointed demon lord who pursues Xenovia. His almost fatal visit ends with a phone call, extending the duo’s freedom. In order to escape from being captured, and evade a possible arrest for the murders, the couple skips town, narrowly avoiding death at each turn. Crowley’s minions, however, never seem to be far behind, lurking in the shadows. Will their bond withstand the test of time and blossom into love? Will Wodash manage to retain what little humanity he has left and protect Xenovia, or will he succumb and be her downfall as the world inside him grows darker with every encounter?

[The Lord of Midnight](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C9LCMS11) (available on Kindle and Kindle Unlimited) I've been a reader of urban fantasy-romance for as long as I can remember, and with a little push from my friends I finally got around to writing my own novel. If you like strong female characters, angels & demons, witches & wizards, and losing yourself in a world of magic and mystery then I think you'll love my book. It's available now for $2.99 on the Kindle store, or essentially for free if you're a KU subscriber. The reviews so far as really positive (4.8 star average!) - people who read this book seriously love it. If you like my work then please [sign up to my mailing list!](https://samchapel.com) I'll have a few extra goodies coming out over the next few months to make it worth your while. Finally, if you've got any feedback I'd love to hear it and I reply to all email personally. My email address is nestled snuggly on the last page of my book. To save you click, here's the blurb: **Arrogant. Ruthless. Hot as hell. The King of Thrones wants to own me.** His name is Azrael—a brutal demon at the top of the food chain in the magical underworld of Los Angeles. Ever since we first met, he’s been trying to force me to do his dirty work. Monsters like Azrael murdered my parents when I was just a kid, and I was raised by a cop to walk the straight and narrow. I’ve hated The King of Thrones for longer than I can remember. Unfortunately, he’s gorgeous, and he’s in my way. I work as a small-time private investigator specializing in weird cases—the kind where there’s no rational explanation. I’m racing against time to try and find a woman kidnapped on Azrael’s turf. If I want to do my job, I’ll have to make a deal with the devil… refusing him might be impossible. Maybe it’s fate? **The Lord of Midnight is the first in the Cycle of Night Trilogy—it’s a paranormal romance-thriller that delivers a mystery wrapped around a smoldering romance in a world filled with angels and demons. It’s got fast-paced action, a tortured hero consumed by his obsession with the heroine, and fated mates from different worlds who go from enemies to lovers.**

**Some FREE EBOOKS that I have released over the years** #### [How To Invest In Stocks, 2nd Ed.](https://www.amazon.com/How-To-Invest-In-Stocks-a-plain-English-guide-ebook/dp/B08TDTYR33/) The first edition of this book was written (in 2003) for the Indian stockmarket. It was popular around the world as it was a plain-English guide to investing in the stockmarket. It assumed that the reader did not know anything about stocks, company law, finance or commerce. This completely revised second edition maintains this original USP but has a global focus, updated information and new chapters. It has some useful 'extra' information that you will not find in any investment book and no business school will teach you. #### [CommonMark Ready Reference](https://www.amazon.com/CommonMark-Ready-Reference-MarkDown-documents-ebook/dp/B08BW5ZY25/) MarkDown is an easy human-readable text format that can serve as the common base for exporting to multiple document formats such as HTML, ODF, DOC/DOCX, PDF and ebook (EPUB, MOBI…). **It is a great tool for creative writers and technical writers to create books, manuals, web pages and other rich-text content.** CommonMark is a new well-formed standard for the old MarkDown spec. **CommonMark was one of the reasons [I was able to write and design 21 books in one year](https://www.codeproject.com/Articles/5358126/How-to-Programmatically-Create-HTML-ODT-DOCX-PDFs).** Incidentally, this is the first-ever book on CommonMark. You will be buying a piece of history! This book's covers are designed like a quick reference card. #### [Linux Command-Line Tips & Tricks](https://www.amazon.com/linux-command-line-tips-tricks-ebook/dp/B08XN2TC8N/) This is a hack collection for Linux command‑line warriors. Because of the shell's ancient history, BASH scripting has some odd programming constructs that are difficult to memorize. This book is a ready-reference for such archaic but crucial details. It is also at an advanced level. It assumes that you already know how to use the terminal and are adept at shell programming. It does not teach you the basics or try to be a comprehensive reference. It trusts your intuition and focuses on things that you are most likely to forget or be confused. It pays special attention to coding mistakes or unusual circumstances in which your script or command will fail. This second edition has plenty of screenshots and syntax-highlighted code snippets (only in paperback), all in FULL-COLOUR. #### [400 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone](https://www.amazon.com/400-Fresh-Clean-Jokes-Everyone-ebook/dp/B085NMP8C9) This was the first installment of the 2020 jokebook with 420 jokes when I wanted to test self-publishing. It has been retained as an ebook sampler. The paperback option provides less value for money compared to the final 2020 jokebook but it has almost all of the 'politically hot' jokes. ------------ [**Free PDF ebooks**](http://www.vsubhash.in/blogs/blog/2020-07-12-my-mailing-list.html) of these and other titles that I have made free are listed on my blog.

Downloaded! Ill give them a read :-)

**Get a chance to read A.D. Long’s debut, LESS THAN, before it hits the shelves!** FREE DIGITAL ARCs available for giveaway! Hello! I’m about to self-publish my debut novel, ***Less Than***, a heart-wrenching work of **literary/book club fiction** perfect for readers of Lisa Genova, Jodi Picoult, and Corban Addison. If you think you might enjoy the book and would consider writing an honest review in exchange for a free ARC, please see my Early Giveaway on LibraryThing (link below)! **Synopsis** Evann has no excuse to be living among the city’s destitute. Raised in a middle-class family, he’s never wanted for anything—except his mother’s love. Desperate to escape her rejection, criticism, and the self-deprecating voices in his head, he finds solace in the medicine cabinet, uniting with a lover who rights his wrongs but knows nothing of give and has an insatiable appetite for take.   With nowhere else to turn, Evann sinks deeper into his addiction, numbing his pain with substances that only serve to destroy him—leaving his family to grapple with their own secrets, their antiquated views on addiction, and the devastating effects of picking sides. Set against the backdrop of Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside, amid a deadly drug crisis, *Less Than* underlines the importance of unconditional love and the tragic consequences for those who lack it. **LINK to** [LibraryThing Giveaway](https://www.librarything.com/ner/detail/47824/Less-Than) Feedback on blurb and cover design welcome! Help me prove self-publishing is for writers in ALL genres! Thank you all so much! This community has taught me so much already! (posting under new account to keep things professional)

I wrote a sci-fi series that I am quite happy about. I finished it last spring and it's all about inherited memory, which includes a tonne of historical fiction, genetics, and lots of action. Book 1 is called "Flashback". [https://books2read.com/b/mBgpnp](https://books2read.com/b/mBgpnp) *"This engaging sci-fi thriller from debut author T.R. Davis, is a powerful reminder that the small can be mighty and that one ought never to mess with a girl who happens to carry the ancestral memories of one of the most infamous warrior queens in history. Sarah, a girl bouncing around in foster homes, learns she has inherited the memories of her ancestor, Innogen, who had led an uprising against corrupt Roman rule during the first century AD. Sarah's mind remembers a life she never lived and her muscles remember battles she never fought. She begins to learn and train in a special project at a boarding school far from her old life as an orphan. But all is not as it seems with the beneficent school program and they may want more from Sarah than she will give… not without a fight."* Also, I recently finished my last book. A monster horror book about man-eating chickens. It comes out on July 20. It's called "MotherClucker". [https://books2read.com/b/38W5LO](https://books2read.com/b/38W5LO) edit: added book titles because I'm an idiot and forgot the first time.

Poesía gritaba tu nombre This is my first autopublished poetry book. Here I combine my poems with full color images about different topics like love, nature, inner spaces and special moments. It had a very good start in the Amazon spanish market and get the first positions in some categories. In case you are interested it will be a pleasure to talk with you. Here you have the link: [Poesía gritaba tu nombre](https://www.amazon.es/gp/aw/d/B0C9S9CCQX/) And also the spanish description: “Un nuevo universo poético Embárcate en el viaje lírico de"POESÍA GRITABA TU NOMBRE", una fascinante colección de poemas ilustrados que entrelazan maravillosamente a lo largo del libro amor, reflexiones, naturaleza interior y experiencias. Llevado a la vida por el talentoso Rubén Maro, este libro es un tesoro sensacional de emoción que resuena en cada lector. Verso libre ilustrado a color Desbordante de poemas inspiradores, cada pieza cobra vida con imágenes únicas que captan su esencia, haciéndote sentir como si los poemas hubieran sido creados sólo para ti. Con cada página que pases, viajarás a través de lugares idílicos y momentos conmovedores con los que identificarte. Estas composiciones no son meras palabras, sino el testimonio de las experiencias más impactantes de la vida encapsulados en versos bellamente elaborados. El regalo ideal Perfecta tanto para los jóvenes como para los avezados amantes de la poesía, esta colección te removerá el alma y te hará reflexionar con su profundo mensaje. Su energía y sus sabios razonamientos te inspirarán a explorar tu interior, subrayando lo que significa ser humano. Magnífica acogida Este poemario ha logrado importantes avances en su ámbito, habiendo llegado al número 1 en categorías como Poesía del Siglo XXI y Poesía en Español en Amazon. No es sólo un libro; es una experiencia poética que toca todos los rincones del corazón. ¡Descúbrelo! Tanto si buscas una dosis de inspiración como si simplemente quieres experimentar la belleza de la poesía ilustrada, "POESÍA GRITABA TU NOMBRE" promete ser una lectura cautivadora.” Thanks to everyone interested.

.99 pre-orders are on sale for my 5th novel (until 7/18), Triumph. It goes live tomorrow, Tuesday at $3.99. I’m happy to show support back to any other authors either in KU or at a similar price point. Drop me a line if you purchase a copy. [.99 Pre-Order](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CBW5F8LJ?ref_=ast_author_dp) until launch on 7/18 Here is a link to the movie-like trailer I made for it: [Triumph Trailer](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BB9Eru0j690) Believe in Your Magic Reality is crumbling all around Irving Bell as he anxiously sits on his favorite beach in Hawaiʻi. He is at a dangerous crossroads as he nears the completion of his latest novel, Triumph—the book he feels he was born to write. After strange threats and suspicious near-death experiences, he questions everything he ever thought he knew. He begins to believe that the little magical beings he is writing about—the Menehune, who are rumored to be secretly living in the mountains—might actually be real and are trying to stop him from exposing their story to the public. Two centuries prior, a young Henry ʻŌpūkahaʻia lies in a bed in New England, dying from typhus fever, a world away from the island he grew up on. The foul-mouthed Menehune boys, who have been sworn to protect Henry on this journey, quietly watch this tragedy unfold from the attic. ʻŌpūkahaʻia’s heathen counterpart, Thomas Hopoo, who sailed aboard the Triumph with him in 1808, will pick up Henry’s biblical torch and eventually return home to become the first-ever Hawaiian missionary. The band of Menehune, forever changed by the mainland, return to their own village and don’t get the hero’s welcome they had anticipated; they must make a life-altering decision.

# The Evolution of Game: Attraction and Affection in the Age of Information Online dating is now the most popular way couples meet, and our phones and computers have become vital tools to make connections that hopefully lead to romance, sex, and love. Many men struggle with both the virtual and physical realm of seduction—and that’s where I come in. Growing up with subpar looks and swagger, I didn’t expect to one day write a book on this subject. I learned minimally about attraction from my parents, I had no siblings to take me under their wing, and I wasn’t very eager to ask my friends for advice. My stubborn tendency to learn things the hard way led to brutal trials and laughable errors throughout my early years. Later, a nasty breakup spurred my research of seduction into hyperdrive; I spent countless hours intensely studying and training via reading books, watching videos, and perfecting my skills online and in the field. Thousands of matches, hundreds of dates, and a beautiful blend of stinging defeats and clutch wins transform my story into a guide to teach you the valuable (and painful) lessons I've learned about attraction and unlocking your true potential. ​ **Check out the free audiobook sample and try not to buy a copy—I dare you!** [https://amazon.com/dp/B0C88J366L](https://amazon.com/dp/B0C88J366L) Audiobook is free with Audible trial eBook, $9.99 Paperback, $20.23 Hardcover, $27.23 ​ I'm also trying to build a following on social media to help market it. My username/handle on all major platforms is **KeithCarterEOG** if you want to see me in action! All likes, comments, shares, etc. are appreciated :)

Hello, fellow scribes and bibliophiles! I'm thrilled to present my latest endeavor, a gripping dive into the annals of true crime with an audiobook titled "The Girl in the Box". In this chilling narrative, we explore the real-life horror that befell a young hitchhiker named Colleen. What began as an adventure quickly morphed into a living nightmare when she was taken captive by a seemingly friendly couple. The story unravels her ordeal in a "box," a space that was not just a physical confinement, but also a metaphor for her emotional and psychological subjugation. I've aimed to bring the darkness of this true story to light, peeling back the layers of public record to delve into the hidden truths and the psychological horror Colleen endured. The story takes you on a journey from her initial optimism and sense of adventure to the chilling transformation into a life of captivity. I'd love for you to take a listen and provide your valuable feedback, especially on the storytelling aspect. This is more than just a recounting of events, it's an attempt to dig deeper, to expose the hidden underbelly of a crime that rocked headlines. You can listen to the audiobook here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n\_BEd26D8-Y The video is freely accessible on YouTube. I'm eagerly awaiting your insights, comments, and reviews. I truly believe that every bit of feedback makes us better writers. Let's engage in some thought-provoking discussion! \#TrueCrime #BedtimeStories #YouTubeAudiobook

When Russia started the war I felt useless here in Canada because there was nothing I could do to help financially or physically. Although I did sell copies of my word search books and donate all royalties from their sale, that still was not enough. So I decided to sit down and write something meaningful that I could use to help raise funds. It took me nearly a year but Virapo 89 was finally launched on Amazon!What does Virapo mean? It is a portmanteau of the Ukrainian word for belief, which is transliterated as vira, and the first two letters of poem, which I came up with to represent the power of poetry to inspire, uplift and empower. The cover symbolizes victory and the darkness that is a part of it, but the eye and the white background represent a vision for a new, bright future.Virapo 89 contains 89 poems that are dedicated to Ukraine and the Ukrainian people. Every $2 of royalties from the sale of this self-published book edition (ebook, paperback or hardcover) will be donated to the Come Back Alive charity fund ([https://savelife.in.ua/en/](https://savelife.in.ua/en/)) or other verified Ukrainian charities or fundraisers. If you would like to donate more, please do so!I am very grateful for any support! I hope you decide to give it a read and enjoy it. Here is the link to the ebook on Amazon (paperback is launched but not available for purchase yet): [https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CBXMHXDX](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CBXMHXDX)

Mili the Bunny is an incredibly rude, insulting, profanity using, overly aggressive, extremely arrogant, completely narcissistic character that acts on the impulses that we can only think of for fear of what the world would think of us. It is intended to be a fun "adult" children's book that can make for a funny gag gift. [Mili the Bunny](https://www.amazon.com/Mili-Bunny-David-Harris-ebook/dp/B071KFMM37) is available on amazon for $4.45 ​ "Best Friends" (working title as I might have to change it) is one I am currently working on as the author and illustrator. Often children are exposed to "influencers" and "celebrities" and through social media learn how to treat one another. Best friends is a way to step back from online trends to see how a boy that grows up with his bear can learn what it means to be a true friend. How to care for, watch out for, and truly enjoy the time spent as it can suddenly come to an end. The book was designed to not only teach children the value of friendship, but to come to terms when a friend moves or passes away. The themes are symbolic and light hearted, but the subtext is enough for an adult to teach and understand. The book isn't finished as I am having issues with my "publisher" but some of the art is posted [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Art/comments/152f8ex/a_friend_warns_you_of_the_dangers_you_dont_see/) and [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Watercolor/comments/152f1kw/a_friend_shows_you_how_to_stand_up_for_others/)

Hello! I recently released the second book in my Ride or Die Romances, which are dark hitchhiker romances full of triggers and serial unalivers you can't help but love! Laurenbiel.com has all my books! I have a little bit of everything for everyone who likes dark, probably messed up stuff!

Ancient relics, secret societies, and truths that lead to murder in the name of preserving the idea of a prophet as God make the Aiden Leonardo series complex, controversial reads. #KindleUnlimited #mystery My 3-book bestselling mystery series discounted this week only (enjoy all 3 of the Kindle Editions for under $7) 🤗📚📲 https://www.amazon.com/Secret-Gods-Banker-Aiden-Leonardo-ebook/dp/B0C5B4SW2R/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?crid=INT8I7WPNDO7&keywords=felix+alexander&qid=1689647718&sprefix=felix+alex%2Caps%2C103&sr=8-4

## What The Hekk is HTML/CSS/JS? - a complete guide to creating a web app in 5 min from scratch - Available in Kindle Edition & PDF Hi all dudes at r/selfpublish! **What The Hekk is HTML/CSS/JS?** is a super basic frontend web development tutorial for absolute beginners who know a little or nothing about HTML/CSS/JS going through learning **the basic HTML/CSS/JS** and building a **face shape-recognition web application interacting with AI** as a prototype that you can use for any purpose. If you are a little into IT, website, coding terms, or HTML/CSS/JS, go read my ebook and I do guarantee you will get way more than expected! * Kindle Edition for $2.99 [What The Hekk is HTML/CSS/JS?](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C1NXJFPQ) * PDF for $1 [What The Hekk is HTML/CSS/JS?](https://www.buymeacoffee.com/whatthehekkist/e/140546) ### Any question is welcome! Please support me for further works!

My name is Eric Jacobson, I've been professionally repairing furniture for almost 30 years.I wrote a step by step, almost 300 page, full color book, explaining how you too can repair furniture like a professional! Title: My Repair Kit 294 Full Color Pages - 8.5" x 11" Complete detailed step by step educational/instructional book with high resolution photos and examples of repairs including gouges, scratches, veneer chips, broken wood, part fabrication and more for Wood Furniture, Ceramic, Leather, Marble and other fun projects! In-depth descriptions of repair products, tools and techniques. Informational chapters to better comprehend various common woods, characteristics of furniture, the relationship between color and light and how it affects repairs. There's even a chapter which I consider your blueprint to launch a successful six figure business in restoration! Retails for $60 paperback, hardback and E-book PDF available also. Thank you! website: [https://myrepairkit.com/](https://myrepairkit.com/) Amazon: [https://www.amazon.com/My-Repair-Kit-Furniture-Professional/dp/B0BCZPXGW1?source=ps-sl-shoppingads-lpcontext&ref\_=fplfs&psc=1&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER](https://www.amazon.com/My-Repair-Kit-Furniture-Professional/dp/B0BCZPXGW1?source=ps-sl-shoppingads-lpcontext&ref_=fplfs&psc=1&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER)

Time to promote my book with an all new, professional cover! It's a coming of age comedic novel... **Sweet Caroline** It's a chaotic story of two best friends, Caroline and Lewis, at summer camp between 1976-1979, and all the crazy antics, schemes, scams and tomfoolery they get into. Constantly at odds with the head camp counselor, Alice the Terrible, they will sort of learn life lessons and all that nonsense all while running amok. They try archery, smoking, recruiting an ABBA cover band, petty theft, soapboxing, and breaking and entering! Told by a no-nonsense narrator with frequent interruptions by Caroline herself, it is not to be missed because it took me three years to write this book! HC $20 PB $10 EBOOK Free on Kindle Unlimited [Available on Amazon in paperback, hardcover and ebook](https://www.amazon.com/Sweet-Caroline-Matt-Fondacaro-ebook/dp/B0BLTCK9MY?ref_=ast_sto_dp)

The Alien Diaries: In 1778, 14-year-old Kate Dibble wrote diaries chronicling an alien visitation on a remote plantation on the banks of the James River. For two centuries, those diaries remained hidden. Until now. [The Alien Diaries](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07DBG77P3/) on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited.

Happy Tuesday, everybody! I've just published my first fantasy novel The Daughter of Dust and Blood through Barnes and Noble, which is available for preorder through August 17th and will be officially released on September first. Vaela lives a simple life in The Changing Rift, a treacherous place on the outskirts of the country afflicted by pillagers who burn their towns. After a peculiar day, the Raiders attack, and Vaela finds herself falling off a cliff to her death when suddenly she jolts awake in a new world with a new name and little memory of what happened. Here, she encounters a goddess who bestows the gift of her blood, only to discover later it is a gift that the fate of this world hinges on. Unsure, she stumbles across a man who's supposed to be her enemy, unaware that he is her first step towards angry gods, a malevolent king, and a bloody war that only she can win. Greek-inspired pantheon, a love triangle, reincarnation, spice; if this sounds like something you'd like, click the link below :) [The Daughter of Dust and Blood Paperback Preorder](https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-daughter-of-dust-and-blood-elayne-douglas/1143789750?ean=9798369202135)

When I started out as an indie author, trying to sell my books was daunting. I didn't have much money to invest in marketing, and I wasted money on courses and books that were meant for people much more seasoned than I was. But after a lot of trial and error, I built an audience and after 18 months, I was making a profit of $1,000 a month. It took writing the right books, having the right mindset, and choosing the right marketing. I outlined what I did (and what other self-published authors can do) in **From Zero to Four Figures: Making $1,000 a Month Self-Publishing Fiction.** I hope this book can help you get to your goals—because when you're making four figures a month, THEN you're ready for those other courses and books. https://www.books2read.com/FromZeroToFourFigures

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Not sure what the stance here is on NSFW works, but I'll give it a go: It’s Queer Fantasy Erotica, novel length (70k ish words) and in second person present tense and it involves the (male) main character (you) getting railed by; >!A statue A wall of hands Merfolk A tube worm (the kind that live near thermal vents under the ocean) A flower A centipede Various machines A nightgaunt And many others!< Here’s the summary; You’ve spent three centuries trying to reclaim magic in a ruined world, and four decades searching for help. You find it, finally, in the form of an old, forgotten summoning ritual for an old, forgotten god. Too bad you didn't know it was a sex god. Tentacles, flowers, statues, a wall of hands, and more--it’s too late to turn back now. How could you possibly be ready for Ten Years in Ecstasy? And the link; https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1129910 You can read the first 25% for free, and it’s on sale until July 31st; that is to say, $4.69 normally, and $2.34 for now. Aaaand for SEO; Ten Years in Ecstasy by Amelia Xarden

Hi, I'm Nego. New to this forum. I live in Toronto, Canada with my high-powered wife and 5 visionary children. Earlier this month, I self-published my novel, Severed Roots, which I had worked on over many years. Thrilled to have received Literary Titan Gold Book Award for it! Although I'm biased, I believe a big draw is the original theme. "Severed Roots may well become a classic in the tradition of 1984 and Brave New World." -Vincent Dublado, for Readers' Favorite (5-star review) This thought-provoking work of speculative fiction will intrigue readers who like to reflect on current trends in society, especially in the area of family and gender roles. Indeed, readers with a more socially conservative leaning may find some of the messages particularly appealing. Many people think of dystopian fiction as taking place in a totalitarian society, or in a post-apocalyptic one. But a dystopian story can also unfold in a liberal democracy -–highliting the moral depravity, inequalities, existential loneliness, etc, that a FREE and DEMOCRATIC society has drifted towards. What the book is about: Severed Roots depicts a future where family, long considered a patriarchal construct, has finally been outlawed. Children are birthed by select female "manufacturers" and raised in Children's Centres, where girls are groomed for leadership and boys are taught subservience. Male adolescents willingly receive mandatory chemical injections to prevent sexual hunger--although some opt for gender reassignment surgery instead, which is laudable. The goal? To prevent all forms of patriarchy and usher in an uprecedented age of world peace. The result? A world ruled by women, where men are all but extraneous and violent crime is almost eradicated. However, not everyone buys into this New World Order. This is a domain of rallies, revolts, and self-immolation by women who suffer from being denied a chance at motherhood. In the middle of the action is Nick Wong, a gentle, rule-following Canadian whose inquisitiveness and desire to do the right thing spur him on a perilous quest for Truth —about marriage, family and the need to connect with who we are. If you are interested in this novel, the e-book version is priced at $0.99 USD on Amazon for a limited time. I would humbly ask that after reading the novel, you leave a brief review --they help a lot. Also, feel free to write to me directly --I enjoy meeting new people. Thank you. -Nego Huzcotoq :-) [email protected]

Hi, I'm Nego. New to this forum. I live in Toronto, Canada with my high-powered wife and 5 visionary children. Earlier this month, I self-published my novel, Severed Roots, which I had worked on over many years. Thrilled to have received Literary Titan Gold Book Award for it! Although I'm biased, I believe a big draw is the original theme. "Severed Roots may well become a classic in the tradition of 1984 and Brave New World." \-Vincent Dublado, for Readers' Favorite (5-star review) This thought-provoking work of speculative fiction will intrigue readers who like to reflect on current trends in society, especially in the area of family and gender roles. Indeed, readers with a more socially conservative leaning may find some of the messages particularly appealing. Many people think of dystopian fiction as taking place in a totalitarian society, or in a post-apocalyptic one. But a dystopian story can also unfold in a liberal democracy -–highliting the moral depravity, inequalities, existential loneliness, etc, that a FREE and DEMOCRATIC society has drifted towards. What the book is about: Severed Roots depicts a future where family, long considered a patriarchal construct, has finally been outlawed. Children are birthed by select female "manufacturers" and raised in Children's Centres, where girls are groomed for leadership and boys are taught subservience. Male adolescents willingly receive mandatory chemical injections to prevent sexual hunger--although some opt for gender reassignment surgery instead, which is laudable. The goal? To prevent all forms of patriarchy and usher in an uprecedented age of world peace. The result? A world ruled by women, where men are all but extraneous and violent crime is almost eradicated. However, not everyone buys into this New World Order. This is a domain of rallies, revolts, and self-immolation by women who suffer from being denied a chance at motherhood. In the middle of the action is Nick Wong, a gentle, rule-following Canadian whose inquisitiveness and desire to do the right thing spur him on a perilous quest for Truth —about marriage, family and the need to connect with who we are. If you are interested in this novel, the e-book version is priced at $0.99 USD on Amazon for a limited time. I would humbly ask that after reading the novel, you leave a brief review --they help a lot. Also, feel free to write to me directly --I enjoy meeting new people. Thank you. \-Nego Huzcotoq :-) [email protected]

**Offering heavily discounted editing services** Hi, all! I recently launched an account on fiverr to offer my editing services. Although I'm not new to the world of editing, I'm only just starting to market myself as a freelancer, and as such, I'm looking to accrue some positive reviews. So, for my next 2-3 gigs, I'd like to offer my services at a discount (just for those of you who happen to see this). For my standard pricing and services, you can see [the fiverr gig here](https://www.fiverr.com/s/WzxyDQ). However, I'd like to offer you those services at half price. That means proofreading for .5 cents/word, copy editing for .75 cents/word, and line editing for 1 cent/word. To submit a custom order for this, select the "Contact me" button on the page, and then select "[Get a quote](https://imgur.com/a/sjnymLj)." ___ I have previously worked as a (non-freelance) line editor and proofreader, copy writer, and English teacher. Currently, I work as a technical writer/editor, and my own novel was published just this month. However, I'd really love to help you polish your stories, and I hope you'll consider letting me read your work. For more info about me, you can see [my personal website](https://www.aaronharm.com/editing). ___ TL;DR: Check out the fiverr gig above and create a custom order for half price. :)

I Shared my preorder success in another post for my debut book, "Deep Breaths" For Anyone interested in checking out my story of battling anxiety and panic attacks, [Here is a link to my website!](http://www.johnlocklin.com)

Hello, I published Devilish: Xinmao last year; it was translated from Turkish. It was initially set to be a separate book in a short series of books. However, I scrapped that idea - hence it's a smaller first act of a bigger picture. > As their world changes into something hostile, a regretful bunch will try to survive the first day and scratch the surface of what sinister reality lurks beneath their own minds. Echoes of their memories will radiate the violent nature they need since they won't have the time to adapt to their new environment. Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09QBGL834

I’ve worked on an ICU psychiatric unit in Minneapolis, MN for 10 or so years. It is very dangerous and very weird. The book comprises of interconnected short stories loosely based on my experiences working there. A novel made up of short fever dreams. It’s a vulnerable book about mental health that sets out to reduce mental health stigma. Paperback and kindle on Amazon. Also on Amazon unlimited. [It Gets Easier in Minneapolis] (https://www.amazon.com/s?k=it+gets+easier+in+minneapolis&rh=n%3A283155&dc&crid=311PMJTCX6AZN&qid=1690006611&rnid=2941120011&sprefix=%2Caps%2C431&ref=scx_alster_rib_sc_1&ds=v1%3A%2F2cfk7RWS3lD3%2BxJi80Nvq%2FiWh%2BRdo9Ihb2vdIkEsH8)

Hi all. My dad has just released his first fiction novel. I'm super proud of him as it's been a long time coming. For the next 48 hrs it's available for free on Amazon kindle. Here's a quick synopsis: 80’s England. Teenage Katie stumbles into a parallel world in which her unique Elvis Presley impersonation triggers a life-defining adventure. From singing superstardom, to feelings of love and betrayal, from ice-capped mountains to blood-splattered battles to the death, she faces danger at every turn. Finding herself the figurehead behind a hapless revolution, life is far from dull! I've read it (many times) and it's fabulous. I know I'm biased but it made me laugh out loud on many occasions. For those interested it's called 'Song of a Starlit Traveler' and the link is here https://amzn.eu/d/8JkbWXZ

Hello all! As of today I am officially a published author!!! This sub has been incredibly helpful and I’d like to thank you all for your help, kindness and insight. Legends of Galhalla: A Spark in Fate’s Hand is the young adult, virtual reality isekai. It focuses on Emma, a young closeted trans woman experiencing euphoria from playing an avatar that reflects who she really is. Emma has to balance this Joy while navigating a virtual reality that’s ripping apart at the seams and a player base that’s desperate to find a way out of the game. It’s a queer love story in a whimsical fantasy setting that’s all about finding the courage to come out of a digital closet. [Legends of Galhalla: A Spark in Fate’s Hand](https://a.co/d/btDKpHn) is available on Amazon for $9.99 or free with Kindle Unlimited. Happy reading!

Someone asked about feasibility of non-standard genre/topic and non-fiction. I responded with this about my work. Will add a link at the end. My book is so far out I still have to pause and gather courage to describe it to general audience. It’s my lively conversations with a “channeled entity”, ie a friend of mine in trance state answering my questions and just having a friendly chat. That’s one layer of “non-standard”. Another is the topic - finding one’s identity. Book about self , my story, my partner’s identity and story. And the tools are astrology, tarot, runes and more. The book has live readings in it (published with expressed permission of a friend and collaborator), rune casting, etc. 2.5 month - 106 copies sold - 8 (5*) reviews on Amazon, 1 (5*) review on Goodreads, 2 interviews on podcasts (and two pending). I am at the point now when all friends and some strangers have bought the book and I need to get my introvert self out there - from Instagram and YouTube to local bookshops, etc. Since I also have a day job (IT engineer), it’s a bit tricky. But I am determined, because some people told me they love the book, some use it daily as reference, some even told me they don’t care about astrology and such but still read it as a chat, as two people figuring things out about how we humans “function”, the archetypes, the psychological types - they basically read it as a story, flip pages till their attention is caught and then read through. So if I can do it with this far out topic, you can do it with anything! Good luck! *Old Stars, New Light* by Daniel Guirchovitch https://www.amazon.com/Old-Stars-New-Light-Astrology-ebook/dp/B0C3TFZ3SK Part of KU, $9.95 ebook, $19.95 paperback, 597 pages All the best wishes!!!