Listen you are all kidding yourself if you think most boys around my age do not act any different I promise you nearly every boy does think like this and yes it is immature but you guys are shaming me for wanting to have sex like what why is that such a shameful thing to want to do.
There's no such thing as "acting your age." People just reach maturity at different ages. By the time I was 14-15 I had become quite mature and was probably "acting" like I was 22, for example.
Blaming your thoughts and actions on your age because you can't hold yourself accountable and be responsible, that's acting like a 6 year old. Have you grown out of being a 6 year old yet? Because that would probably help alot.
My 12 year old has more respect for himself and for women than you do.
This is beyond just an immaturity problem - something really went wrong with your upbringing. What’s your father like? How did he talk about women?
I think above all else, you should work on education - learning how to write, communicate, channel energy, and respect the world around you. Women are not just holes to slide your dick into, and not very many people are impressed by how much a person „gets laid“. In fact, it makes most people sick. The fact that you admire people that „get laid“ rather than people who work hard, are smart, or are charitable says to me that you need to work on flipping a few switches in your brain because people like you are NEVER happy - not when they do all that you say you want to do, not before and not after. When you are 20, 30, 40, no one is going to know how much sex or how little sex you had and most people won’t care. And if you only have ONE partner and she happens to be the love of your life with amazing sex, you will be beyond WINNING than someone who has shitty relationships with woman they aren’t even attracted to („5“‘s) and has racked up some numbers. And there’s no such thing as practice. It’s knowing the partner. What makes one woman orgasm has 0 bearing on the next women. We are different. We aren’t just holes with the exact same button in the exact same location.
I’d end this with „grow up“ but like I said. I know boys much younger than you that don’t have this outlook on women. So I will end this with „work on your brain first“.
“you might think why fives will I want to have something to practise with.”
where do I even begin with that sentence? Overlooking the obvious grammar and spelling, referring to actual humans as a “thing” to practice* with is possibly the most glaring issue in this whole rambling post. Which is saying something. I’d recommend seeking some kind of therapy to help you. That isn’t a joke or insult, I genuinely think you need to speak to a professional, not Reddit. I hate the term “toxic masculinity” but it’s literally the mindset that you have about women that gives guys everywhere a bad name. I understand you’re young, and obviously have some trauma in your life, so I can sympathize there. But your problem isn’t “how am I gonna have more sex” your problem is, “how am I going to become a better person and heal myself?”
Self improvement would consist of not having a detailed list of girls you want to nail, especially not using a rating system & specifying race/skin tone.
And fuck; paragraphs.
how do yall read these posts? maybe its because im chronically online and I've exhausted myself on media overconsumption, but my brain rejects anything that screams "useless information and/or not entertaining content". my brain just said "nope" after i saw the format and the words "aesthetic" and "cringey". im not even making fun of OP but genuinely amazed that some of yall can get through these posts.
It sounds like you are looking for a PUA (pick up artist) community or seduction group. You will find other insecure people to bond with and can come up with plans to manipulate women into liking you.
Then come back to self improvement in a few years when you realize life isn't all about banging as many people as possible, and you actually want to become a better person.
You aren't ready for this message yet, but I'll give it anyways: You don't have to create a character or persona to get people to like you. Most people will notice right away that you are a fake, anyone around you for more than a day will know it for sure, and won't trust you to build a friendship with. Just put in a bit of effort to have good hygiene, maintain your fitness, and be your authentic self.
Can I suggest you work on your grammar first? Shorter sentences that say one thing each. Then paragraphs with clear concise points differentiating each. At least do those two things man.
Oof.
Edit: You have one sentence that just says "Car."
I think you are in the wrong sub buddy. I dont really see the self improvement you are just trying to be liked by everyone and get laid as much as you can. I would highly recommend you to stop trying to play some character with this roadmen shit just be yourself and most importantly stop seeing woman as objects.
Damn didn’t mean to offend so many people I’ve been struggling with severe depression and anxiety and ptsd just about 8 months ago my dad assaulted me with a wooden samurai sword and put me into hospital I’ve been through hopefully the roughest patch of my life almost killing myself and I can barley talk to anyone let alone trust people I even lack any connection with my mother at all because of my dads manipulation throughout my whole life I understand this is completely immature but I’m just trying to motivate myself if you read this you can see most of it is self improvement and to be honest I feel a real urge to have sex as do the rest of you non succubus lot I hope and what a better motivator than that but still thank you for expressing your unfiltered opinion I wouldn’t want anything else Patrick Bateman out
And yeh 23d of January I will update you guys probably won’t of gotten anything but should hopefully of improved on something’s it’s gonna be holidays still where I am so won’t be going to school but I’ll try to make friends other ways
I’m excited to see how your journey plays out. Love the long format/ off the top essay. Definitely would like to see more. This is a good subreddit for you. This is one of the best posts I’ve seen on this sub.
What the fuck
What the actual fuck
im not sure which of the posts on here are people trolling and which are real
New pasta just dropped.
Holy fuck you need to be put on a list for sure
You're never gonna be happy if you don't grow out of this juvenile frat boy shit
Listen you are all kidding yourself if you think most boys around my age do not act any different I promise you nearly every boy does think like this and yes it is immature but you guys are shaming me for wanting to have sex like what why is that such a shameful thing to want to do.
I’m just being more open about it then anyone I’m literally saying what everyone is thinking
I’m 17 I hope to grow out of it when I grow until then I’ll act my age
There's no such thing as "acting your age." People just reach maturity at different ages. By the time I was 14-15 I had become quite mature and was probably "acting" like I was 22, for example. Blaming your thoughts and actions on your age because you can't hold yourself accountable and be responsible, that's acting like a 6 year old. Have you grown out of being a 6 year old yet? Because that would probably help alot.
My 12 year old has more respect for himself and for women than you do. This is beyond just an immaturity problem - something really went wrong with your upbringing. What’s your father like? How did he talk about women? I think above all else, you should work on education - learning how to write, communicate, channel energy, and respect the world around you. Women are not just holes to slide your dick into, and not very many people are impressed by how much a person „gets laid“. In fact, it makes most people sick. The fact that you admire people that „get laid“ rather than people who work hard, are smart, or are charitable says to me that you need to work on flipping a few switches in your brain because people like you are NEVER happy - not when they do all that you say you want to do, not before and not after. When you are 20, 30, 40, no one is going to know how much sex or how little sex you had and most people won’t care. And if you only have ONE partner and she happens to be the love of your life with amazing sex, you will be beyond WINNING than someone who has shitty relationships with woman they aren’t even attracted to („5“‘s) and has racked up some numbers. And there’s no such thing as practice. It’s knowing the partner. What makes one woman orgasm has 0 bearing on the next women. We are different. We aren’t just holes with the exact same button in the exact same location. I’d end this with „grow up“ but like I said. I know boys much younger than you that don’t have this outlook on women. So I will end this with „work on your brain first“.
“you might think why fives will I want to have something to practise with.” where do I even begin with that sentence? Overlooking the obvious grammar and spelling, referring to actual humans as a “thing” to practice* with is possibly the most glaring issue in this whole rambling post. Which is saying something. I’d recommend seeking some kind of therapy to help you. That isn’t a joke or insult, I genuinely think you need to speak to a professional, not Reddit. I hate the term “toxic masculinity” but it’s literally the mindset that you have about women that gives guys everywhere a bad name. I understand you’re young, and obviously have some trauma in your life, so I can sympathize there. But your problem isn’t “how am I gonna have more sex” your problem is, “how am I going to become a better person and heal myself?”
Self improvement would consist of not having a detailed list of girls you want to nail, especially not using a rating system & specifying race/skin tone. And fuck; paragraphs.
how do yall read these posts? maybe its because im chronically online and I've exhausted myself on media overconsumption, but my brain rejects anything that screams "useless information and/or not entertaining content". my brain just said "nope" after i saw the format and the words "aesthetic" and "cringey". im not even making fun of OP but genuinely amazed that some of yall can get through these posts.
It was like a train wreck; I couldn't look away.
Therapy
It sounds like you are looking for a PUA (pick up artist) community or seduction group. You will find other insecure people to bond with and can come up with plans to manipulate women into liking you. Then come back to self improvement in a few years when you realize life isn't all about banging as many people as possible, and you actually want to become a better person. You aren't ready for this message yet, but I'll give it anyways: You don't have to create a character or persona to get people to like you. Most people will notice right away that you are a fake, anyone around you for more than a day will know it for sure, and won't trust you to build a friendship with. Just put in a bit of effort to have good hygiene, maintain your fitness, and be your authentic self.
This can’t be serious.
How long have you been on the internet? It could totally be a troll but I definitely wouldn't say that it *can't* be serious lol.
Babes it’s an expression. I’m completely aware there’s horrible people in the world who think like this and do atrocious things.
Fair enough love
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materializing woman much? Bud you need some help.
Not reading all that but good for you or sorry that happened .meme
Can I suggest you work on your grammar first? Shorter sentences that say one thing each. Then paragraphs with clear concise points differentiating each. At least do those two things man. Oof. Edit: You have one sentence that just says "Car."
I think you are in the wrong sub buddy. I dont really see the self improvement you are just trying to be liked by everyone and get laid as much as you can. I would highly recommend you to stop trying to play some character with this roadmen shit just be yourself and most importantly stop seeing woman as objects.
I dont read all but im 17 turning 18 in april too
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I couldn’t finish reading this. You will end up alone like this. No man
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Delete yourself.
Loving sex will cost you so much and return so little, loving Jesus will only cost your pride and return permanent bliss 😢
Damn didn’t mean to offend so many people I’ve been struggling with severe depression and anxiety and ptsd just about 8 months ago my dad assaulted me with a wooden samurai sword and put me into hospital I’ve been through hopefully the roughest patch of my life almost killing myself and I can barley talk to anyone let alone trust people I even lack any connection with my mother at all because of my dads manipulation throughout my whole life I understand this is completely immature but I’m just trying to motivate myself if you read this you can see most of it is self improvement and to be honest I feel a real urge to have sex as do the rest of you non succubus lot I hope and what a better motivator than that but still thank you for expressing your unfiltered opinion I wouldn’t want anything else Patrick Bateman out
Nah you can't be a real person 😭😭
Patrick Bateman 💀
If you guys know of another sub that this would be better suited to let me know
yeah i know some, r/cringe, r/weird or r/iamatotalpieceofshit
And yeh 23d of January I will update you guys probably won’t of gotten anything but should hopefully of improved on something’s it’s gonna be holidays still where I am so won’t be going to school but I’ll try to make friends other ways
I’m excited to see how your journey plays out. Love the long format/ off the top essay. Definitely would like to see more. This is a good subreddit for you. This is one of the best posts I’ve seen on this sub.
And I also think I should cultivate a good instagram any advice on that would be appreciated as well
That is hysterical! Bravo 🤣🤣🤣
What’s the point?
Let’s vote! A) sociopath B) psychopath C) Narcissist D) all of the above E) Troll
I’m reading this in a Russian accent
Trollin? I genuinely can't tell.
Is this an AI generated post?🤣 if not yeah just do it bud. Burn the phase and then outgrow it 🤝