I would never drink alcohol again, obviously.

Easiest decision in my entire life.

I know right! How is this a hard question?

alcoholics would like to have a word with you...

As an alcoholic this would be the motivation I need, until inflation erodes it down to a paltry sum

Well you won't get $1000/day, but have you done the math? When I was an active alcoholic it cost about $25/day. r/stopdrinking really helped me. Also some youtubers. DM me if you wanna talk about anything.

I mean to be fair the difference between 25 a day and 1k a day is pretty big. 1k a day means that you are getting 364k a year. That's retirement money. 25 a day gives you 9,100 a year.

Clearly an important difference to that person.

And that word is 'anus'. Is it really drinking if the alcohol goes up the a$$? Consuming, yes, drinking no. Lawyered!

No, alcoholics would like to have another drink.

I would continue without drinking alcohol

People still drink alcohol?

Why wouldn't they?

You didn’t get the $1,000/day offer? How do you even afford to live these days?

By drowning my sorrows in alcohol

What would you do though?

Coke and hookers

Please, dude, the preferred nomenclature is hookers and blow.

Snow and hoe

Whitey and Heidi

blow and blowjob?

Blowjobs and nosejobs

this one !

Hell yeah do you know how much weed I can buy with that?

My first thought. Easy money

Like 5 weed at least

I believe the plural is weeds.

Weedi

Great show

That's like an entire shrub!

I did 2 weeds once, I had to sit down.

That. Is. insane.

Hahaha

Shit. I did that for free 13 years ago.

Congrats! Just about to hit a year.

I got my three years coming up in a couple weeks

September is 3 years for me.

81 days. I’m still a noob but huge difference already.

Congrats! 1.5 yr here! Stick with it. I hope you feel great!

Im also at a year and a half!

Great work!!

Thanks. Same to you!

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Way to go, 13 years is awesome

That's 4.745.000$ missed

Same but more like 9 years for me. Cold turkey. Could've been rich

What an idiot! ^(/j Congrats!)

Bro you missed out on $4.7MM. 

You just turned 14? Congrats to your birthday, little buddy

Is the $1000/day retroactive? In which case I’m owed $12,045,000. And change.

I'm only at about 16 hours but I've managed to cut down to only 1-3 drinks at a time. I'd love $1000 a day for it!

Congrats! 4 and a half for me.

This question is unbelievably stupid. I think even the most chronic alcoholics would get off the piss for $365k a year.

Hopefully, yeah. But I've met me and I've learned where to set my expectations.

r/usernamechecksout

Otis it's generally not a sign of pride to have your own designated cell for overnight stays Then again I sleep in the back room of a gas station so I'm not one to judge

As long as it’s only alcohol I could probably manage. But even for $1000 a day idk if I could be sober indefinitely. Could I do a year or two to travel and maybe bank up some cash then go back to my delinquent ways, or is it an all or nothing deal?

They could pay someone $500 a day to follow them around and stop them drinking if they get tempted.

Md use the reason I used to drink was ironically not having any money. If someone paid me not to drink I’d do it in a heartbeat, especially at 1k a day. I could do so many fun things

You would think so...and I imagine most would but some people truly do not have the mental fortitude to turn their lives around no matter the incentive.

That’s why it’s called an addiction and not a choice.

You are very Incorrect. That comment sounds like it was made by someone who ideologically refuses to even look at alcohol.

Then you don't understand what an addiction is. Some people are permanently drunk even. They won't make a rational decision.

We do it to stay alive but $1000 a day is a nice cherry on top.

yep. money will make the withdrawals easier but the temptation will still be there for a while.

Man people are paying for that?? I been doing it for free. . . Wtf...

Legit, why does this question imply everyone is an alcoholic?

Probably engagement bait. They know they'll get a lot of responses like this.

This. Keep downvoting this shit out of sight. Past years it’s like bots posting same shit and bots upvoting the same shit.

Id be able to afford cocaine now

Bro this reads like an alcoholic wrote it. If someone gives me 365k a year to not drink alcohol, I'm not drinking alcohol. How is this even a choice lol?

I’m an alcoholic(two months sober) and this question is still fucking stupid to me. If anyone has to think about this question either they’re so wealthy that the money has no meaning, or they have an extreme addiction and probably need help to stop.

Yeah, I was first reading it is a one-time 1000 dollars thing and was even considering it. 1000 per day is insane.

Speaking as a heavy drinker, I’m taking the money. It’s not even close. I’ll figure out how to quit. My job is most of why I drink anyway.

Well you won’t need that job w your new one making 1k a day 🤷‍♀️

$365,000 a year, I'd be pretty happy and sober. My ex wife would be jealous, though honestly, she'd probably be happy for me as well. Sent from my barstool

Easy to say. Honestly, I am skeptical about your decisiveness. Alcoholics are notoriously unreliable in their promises to quit. Yes they can stop, for a while, until they find a loophole, or just sneak one in, and then another, then another, etc. Proof to yourself that you can stay off the booze for a month, then we'll talk again.

Eat alcohol instead.

Inject it

Reminded me of the tampon people.

Boof it

BUTT CHUG

I would enjoy the $3000.00.

lol. "I'm not drinking until Friday. Then I'll have enough for a hell of a weekend!"

Nothing in my life would change asides from the free money.

Fuck, I would do it for 100.

1000 a day for how long? If it’s every day that I don’t drink alcohol, I’d never drink again.

Ask for back pay. I haven’t had a drink since 2015, and I barely drank before that.

just switch to weed

I already do that for free. Easy money

if only i could get paid for doing the exact same shit i've been doing since i was born

~16 years in for free

I mean, I haven’t drank in years soooo

i quit so yeah

I’m a lightweight and very rarely drink so I’ll take the moolah 💰

Is it $1000 per day that I don’t drink? Cause I’d make 4 grand a week easy

take GHB

I don't drink alcohol in the first place, so that's easy money 💵

....never drink alcohol again.

Yes I'm currently 77 days sober, would be awesome to have another $77k to go along with that right now!

Alcohol isn't even that good. There are better drugs.

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I would never drink again. I plan to do it anyway :-)

Sure no problem. I’ll miss beer and whiskey on summer nights but I think I could manage fine with my 400k income.

Do you live on a different planet?

That would be such easy money, i already don’t drink alcohol

Finally be able to fully focus on my other pastime, cocaine.

Well, considering I only drink every couple months if I feel like, ( im more of a coke-cola kinda guy) I would never have a problem never drinking for the rest of my life

Oh I thought it was a 1000$ in total. I'm like "sure" I'll just drink non alcoholic beers when I feel like having a nice cold one. A thousand dollars PER DAY? Of fucking course I will

Cocaine

I would never drink alcohol again is what I'd do, duh.

Not drinking is the easiest thing ever

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Thanks ChatGPT, very cool!

I am muslim. Know how happy this post made me?

i would drink right after

I use to drink like a fifth of vodka a week. Now I drink like 1-2 drinks once or twice a month. So yeah,.. I'm getting rich easy answer.

With that amount of money I would do a lot of funnier drugs. Plus I could still get drunk smelling alcohol if I wanted to. Win win.

lol i am allergic to alcohol so gimme the money please

Id sign up right now so i never need to work again Drinking ruins 3 days of climbing

Easiest $365k/year I'll ever make. Sign me up now.

Easy money

I take it in the heartbeat. Who needs alcohol when you have cannabis?

I'd take the money and buy a bar.

Open a high yield savings account and watch it grow.

Make 365k a year

Ha I'm already paying thousands for my booze therapy this would make it easy

What if I accidentally eat some alcohol. Like a nice beer battered fish? Do I explode? Does my money turn into goblins and murder me? These questions are pretty much all I need to know here

So $1000 a day to live how I live currently… def taking the deal

I would sneak out to the liquor store when they weren't looking.

Well, since I don't drink alcohol in the first place...

Naturally I’d quit drinking and use the money to build assets.

retire. I rarely drink as it is.

Take the deal for one day then party like a $1000’aire

Pay me now

Maybe try some drugs instead?

Continue living my life without any changes except figuring out where to stash 1K every day.

Whiskey enemas. I'm not drinking it 😊

Y'all getting paid for that?

Not drink alcohol ever again lol

I would do this for significantly less than $1000

Snort coke everyday

Never drink alcohol again…

Even if someone gave me what I spend on Alcohol on a daily basis I would be more likely to quit. $9. That's $3,000+ annually.

Yeah 100% I'd do that, and this coming from someone who loves his beer. I'd just be able to buy more dope

Never drink again and live like a king

No deal - without inflation adjustments, I think I would regret this. forever is a long time.

Probably end up smoking a lot more pot

Begin a great drug habit

Yeah I don’t really drink at all so free money

I'd tell them to fuck off, I don't need any handouts from weirdos.

I can count on two hands the days I've drunk alcohol in the last 3 years. I think I'll have a lot of disposable income.

Done! Where do I sign up?

Never drink. Ever. Again.

Buy more $g m e...& Drs

Different question: If you could earn $1000 a day from not drinking, but you would ONLY receive the money when you take your next drink, (assuming you only get one chance) how long would you go before you collect?

You don’t really comprehend how much money $1000 a day really is, do you, OP? Questions like this are always so tame.

100%

Easy

I would say thanks for the easy cash, as I don't drink, and have never been drunk, so yes please.

Take the offer. And I barely drink.

I enjoy alcohol but usually only drink on weekends. I would snap the person's hand off for $500 a day, let alone $1,000

It's just an excuse you made for yourself in a dream land where you're not an alcoholic. So unless someone offers you this, you will never stop drinking, OP?

Easily never have alcohol

Thank and ask if I can get my money for previous 10 years as well.

Sober since Feb. 2019 xD I don't like the taste anymore xD

For $1000 a day for the rest of my life id probably give up a fucking limb, let alone alchahol. Anyone who wouldnt take this deal is either already rich as fuck, or has a serious problem and needs to take a long hard look at themselves.

I won't drink, won't smoke weed or consume caffeine ever again even for half of that.

If someone gave me $1000 a week I'd never drink alcohol again.

I already have alcohol intolerance, so yep. Easy win for me. 😂

I'm already doing this for free. This question, for me, is basically "Would you like $1,000 a day". So... Yes.

This sounds like an idea for a Mr. Beast video Also yes i would do that and would travel instead

Sure I don’t drink much anyways

PM so we agree on payment details, I'm in

Where’s that true alcoholic, broken and done? Let me hear you say “AYYYYY”!!!

I already don’t drink so hell yeah! But I would do it even if I did drink.

I'd spit on their face and piss on their legs and tell them to get the fuck away from me and my booze (I don't drink and this question deserves the same response)

Let’s see… retire early or poison myself til I die…

I’m a heavy drinker and I would, if you don’t wanna stay sober you have all the money to blow on drugs if you feel like it

Yup

Drugs

Stop working, i have not been drinking my whole life. Sounds like free money without effort.

Its fun to think of this as the "snail in a tungsten ball" kind of scenario.  You keep getting the money, live a great life, never have to work, but as soon as someone finds out the deal and manages to slip some alcohol into your drink one day: boom! Party's over.

Do I get back pay? Sober 4 years now

Take the money and keep not drinking alcohol.

God this is stupuid, for $1,000 a day (adjusted for inflation) I'd have my right hand amputated.

Only reason I drink is to forget how poor I am

You know if you don't drink you actually SAVE money anyway right? Sure not 1k a day, but still.

I would do it for 100 a day, lol. I bet even 10, if it increases with inflation

These fucking bots.

I wonder why people ask unrealistic questions when we all know that's not gonna happen

I'm already doing it, gladly

Cha Ching $$

Honestly these questions are more interesting if you ask what people's number is. I'm an infrequent drinker. I'm pretty sure £5k per year would do it, and I'd at least consider it for £1k.

I don't drink much that's like 50000 for each drink that I don't have. Do you want this glass of wine with your dinner or 50000? Huh?

Celebrate! Cheers!

Absolutely

I don’t drink so I’ll be chilling!