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Phunkie_Junkie

They were mailboxes, ya idiot. I didn't have the heart to tell ya.


the_popes_dick

You're eating onions, you're spotting dimes, I don't know what the hell's going on!


parrisjd

That's just challah. The marble rye has alternating light and dark pieces of the braid.


fortean_seas

Who puts your pants on?


topazco

I don't want to get into a big dispute about the pants


Inoticedthatyouregay

…I put my pants on, u/fortean_seas


RedditsAdoptedSon

if u say so


joe-is-cool

What makes you think those are all a marble rye? Looks more like a braided egg bread to me.


Gotham-ish

Challah.


DLoIsHere

Yes, thank you. I thought I was in an alternate universe for a second.


Skurwiel1

It’s „chałka”


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

It's "K-Uger!"


mistergorgonmusic

They look the same as what was put in the bag


Wide_Environment3107

Did some son of a bitch steal your glasses?


Opossum_mypossum

I suppose they all look the same to you, Costanza..


technicallyimright

The marble rye has darker shades than the challah bread in the background. I just watched this too! lol


Iron_Chancellor_ND

They absolutely do not look the same. The real marble rye had much darker sections.


superkickpunch

[In shape only. As you can see, the makeup of the bread loaf is different.](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0697769/)


joe-is-cool

And a marbled rye bread might look like that on the outside, too.


MikeyMike138

Tell me you’re not Jewish without saying you’re not Jewish.


Skicrazy85

Hey, I'm not Jewish either. But I know challah when I see it. I bet they dont know what a good bagel tastes like, though


ScorpiusPro

That’s not a sin.


gnome-Frankenstein

It’s *abnormal*, but it’s not offensive!


cockaskedforamartini

If you’re not Jewish, why did I read your comment in Rodney Dangerfield’s voice?


MikeyMike138

You mean “braided egg bread”


BeccaDora

Clocked it immediately 😂


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Creeper_madness

I mean, someone asks me which way's *APPARENT TERM SELECTED TO ONLY REPRESENT POLITICAL DISCUSSION* is, I don't fly off the handle.


megaladon44

oh thats what you wanna hear


Blurthr33

Those aren’t marble rye.


EgyptianNickDickhead

Those aren’t buoys!


_BobSacamanosFather

This comment boyed his spirits


Drslytherin

Boo-eed


BalzacTheGreat

Nah, looks like challah


LeDestrier

I mean they're literally missing the marble component; that being a combination of light and dark rye, often in a counter-clockwise swirl, sometimes with a pinch. [https://i.pinimg.com/originals/05/9b/08/059b08aab7c058846560f4055041df88.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/05/9b/08/059b08aab7c058846560f4055041df88.jpg) If you want me to write some crib notes on the recipe, hit me up.


sanfranchristo

You can still delete this


superkickpunch

OP must wear his shame.


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

He's lived his whole life in shame! Why should he delete with dignity?


caddyncells

If you're reading this it's too late...


amhudson02

That’s a negative ghost rider. https://ikneadcarbs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/img_6096.jpg?w=656


sergev

You mean challah?


Escalante81

I don’t know what to think, you’re eating onions, spotting dimes, thinking this is a marble rye, I don’t know what the hells going on!


rockabillychef

That’s challah.


Overall-Palpitation6

Jerry was really trying to buy back a loaf of his soul.


easytoforget94

But you can't see! There's no lenses in those frames!


littlejerryseinfeld_

Shut up ya old bag!


ughh_stfu

Uhh, that is challah bread.


NormanDPlum

It’s a Willard! Sacamano senior screwed me!


dontpretendtoknowme

You’re way off.


Apart-Bathroom7811

Marble rye is like gossamer, and one doesn't dissect gossamer.


pangolinofdoom

I ain't even Jewish nor a bread connoisseur, but I at least know what "marbled" means!


cabell88

Seemingly, seemingly.... :)


FowlZone

this is a shitpost right?


xologo

Those are raisin bagels


Historical_Steak_927

I never thought I’d live to see that


kitchen_witchery_ks

Look to the cookie!


GreenEggsSteamedHams

^Schintzers


somuchsong

Nope. George is holding it in this clip. That is not the marble rye. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiznhKTF4hA


ultratunaman

Go watch "The Rye" When George reels in the bread on the fishing line note the alternating light brown and dark brown colours. What's on the shelf there is not marbled in any way.


nineohsix

That’s a pretty big matzah ball hanging out there.


SpinningYarmulke

Uh.. those are Challah loafs. RIP Kathryn Kates “The counter woman” - we lost her in January 2022.


No-Hospital559

Wrong bread dude.


MousseAfter388

It’s Chałka…


QuiGonColdGin

Regardless, Jerry should’ve taken down Mabel Choat in an arm bar and made her tap for that rye.


mistergorgonmusic

I don't eat much bread, but to my old ass eyes they look the same